Jacko jokes.

[kujebak]

That’s it. I’ve had it. It’s not that no news is good
news. There is plenty of other news, some of it pretty
disturbing, but none of it seems to matter now that
the “King of Pop” is so suddenly, and so … geez,
inexplicably dead. And I’m afraid this is not even the
end the beginning :-) The toxicology tests were said
to take four to six weeks!!! I don’t think I’ll be able
to deal with another 24-hour “Natalee” style news
coverage for that long. Seriously.

So in defense of sanity I thought of humor as a way
of immune response, a psychological vaccine if you
will, to all this Jacko sensory overload. I am sure there
are tons of jokes out there, in all corners of the world,
and in all languages, lampooning the grotesque per-
sonality of Michael Jackson.

Here’s one to begin:

What’s fun about making out with twenty five year
olds?

There are twenty of them :-)

[kujebak]

On Jun 28, 12:28 am, "QT" <quicktransUNSPAMDES...@fastmail.fm> wrote:

> Well it's not like somebody forces you to watch the news with a gun
> pointed at your head, is it.

Since "Hope and Change" was hoisted to the White
House, I became a veritable hewsaholic ;-)

> Ehm, anyway.
> I only know one MJ joke and it's better said in Sovak, in my opinion.
> It was popular when those scary shots of Michael's face first appeared,
> after many plastic surgeries he had undergone.
>
> "- Aky je rozdiel medzi Beatles a Michaelom Jacksonom?
>  - Beatles sa uz rozpadli."

For the benefit of our English-only participants, I will
attempt to paraphrase nonetheless: The difference bet-
ween Wacko Jacko and the Beatles is in that the Beatles
have long ago fallen apart. I must say though that a lot
of people would see it so cut and dry ;-)

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Here's another one: There are many theories about
what might have caused Michael Jackson's untimely
end - the prescription drug overdose being only one
of them. Some people say he might have succumbed
to a case of food poisoning. The story goes he got his
hands on some 12-year old nuts. That one wouldn't
translate very well either, would it?

And yet another: What is the difference between Michael
Jackson and a supermarket bag? One of them is made
of plastic and is unsafe to let your kids play with :-)