Answer these questions to get an Eton scholarship

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The Scholarship paper questions included:
1. Twenty-five protesters have been killed by the Army. You are the
Prime Minister. Explain why employing the Army against violent
protesters was the only option available to you and one which was both
necessary and moral.

2. Consider the following sentences in Jangli (a made-up language)
with their English translation:
Waldan razu - I am a writer; Had waldan razu - I am the writer. Write
down how you express the following in Jangli - the.

3. Applicants read a speech by inspirational teacher Zarathustra to
his pupils and are asked what is meant by the following phrase: "You
are my believers: but what do believers matter"?

4. If today is Friday, what is the day that follows the day that comes
after the day that precedes the day before yesterda