THIS NAG WILL NEVER WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY

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The rotten bastard beating the dead horse, obviously, is Ed Conrad and
the only thing worse would be beating the crap out of brain-dead
"scientists" who, for far too long, have been feeding us total bull-
crap
of the asinine theory of man's evolution.
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GREATEST CONSPIRACY IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY
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Conspiracy against truth? Hell, you ain't heard nothin' yet.
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Total deceit. Total deception. A full-fledged conspiracy.by members of
the scientific community supposedly entrusted to provide honest
answers to legitimate questions about our origin and ancestry.
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What a freakin' joke! They're phonier than a $4 bill.
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One of these days you'll be told about the criminal way they conduct
business . . . tampering with physical evidence, providing fraudulent
test results, spreading the word so my honest inquiriers are avoided
like the plague.
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Here, then, for probably the zillionth time, are
photos of just some of the petrified fossils --
SOME HUMAN -- that were discovered between anthracite coal veins,
meaning MAN INDEED IS AS OLD AS COAL.
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State -of-the art scientific testing has proven that
these are NOT rocks nor concretions, as the Smithsonian "experts" and
their fellow pseudo-scientists have long maintained.

I might add that you'll find none of these coal-age fossils on
display
at the Smithsonian (unless, perhaps, you sneak into its lower, lower
basement where some say physical evidence of man's pre-Darwian Theory
presence on earth supposedly is buried).
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HERE, THEN, ARE THE BONES OF CONTENTION
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< Maestro, Strike Up the Band!
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"Evolutionists, their interests SO vested,
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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(Strata dated Carboniferous geologically -- 280 million years)
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HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .
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"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"
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-- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical
anthropologist and human anatomist who wrote the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)
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< MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM
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A TIBIA . . .
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A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .
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A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .
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GALL BLADDER . . .
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A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
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A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .
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THE OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
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A PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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TWO PETRIFIED FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .
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A CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL
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PORTION OF A DINOSAUR FOOT
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z3dino.jpg
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"MR. LONG-EARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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FIRST DISCOVERY -- LARGE ANIMAL SKULL


http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE
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THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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