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Arya Raychaudhuri

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Jun 29, 2005, 3:13:13 AM6/29/05
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the fat guy: You have recognized the excessive government control on
"breathing"! Ideally, you should be able to "breathe"
whoever you like, whenever your like, however you like!
And, it should be nobody's fucking business. Being able
to privately "breathe" or "vote" is fundamental to
democracy. Now, that we are spreading democracy, folks
all over the world may start fearing democracy if they
foresee such controls and monitoring.

the hindu guy: The democratic process should be evaluated in terms
of the fundamental rights and pleasures of the
participants.

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Jun 30, 2005, 9:52:53 PM6/30/05
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the fat guy: Your "wonderful" penis is coming to good use when
clearing the clutter created by some fake friends.
They don't match your courage and intelligence, nor
do they have any idea of your own personal struggle that
you fight all by yourself. They are just useless bystanders
making eunuch-like suggestions from the side.

the hindu guy: Yes, I don't like clutter. I like direct communication!

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arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Jul 3, 2005, 2:24:51 AM7/3/05
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the fat guy: Now, we are slowly getting to appreciate the link
between democracy and customer controlled
privacy! For example, if you set up an
appointment to see an overwater woman at a
particular time, those who are monitoring your
communication can go and do her before you
so that you get a less juicy experience.

the hindu guy: Of course, that is a minor disappointment. But,
you can easily extrapolate it into
disappointments in other spheres of personal
life and endeavours of a common individual.

the fat guy: That's why the fear of democracy that cannot
ensure these customer controls is quite likely.
Unless, of course, we can show that common
folks on whom we want to impose imperfect
democracy are actually living with deeper
disappointments.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Jul 4, 2005, 1:50:48 AM7/4/05
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the hindu guy: As you know, the level of democracy is directly
related to independence. Why is it that you have
such
a low level of independence?

the fat guy: You know, it's all due to "Nemo"!

the hindu guy: Who is "Nemo"?

the fat guy: He lives deep down in the depths of Atlantis. Beyond
labyrinths and dungeons manned by his chelas.

the hindu guy: Let's get at "Nemo"! Let's piranha him. Let there
be some red substance floating up to the calm blue
surface of the ocean. We will turn our heads to
look at it in unison, in contempt. And, say, that
was
"Nemo"!

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Jul 8, 2005, 10:04:44 PM7/8/05
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the fat guy: Nemo feels threatened that you want to sneak into his
domain. Although you don't watch him, he watches you.
And, he knows you can easily dethrone him.

the hindu guy: No, I don't want to be a Nemo. I just don't want him
to voyeur me. Funnily, I find now that some Nemo-like
little guys are feeling a little uncomfortable.

the fat guy: Probably, each one of them think he is the Nemo you are
targetting. But, they are getting jittery quite
unnecessarily. They are not the real Nemo. They are just
in the Nemo cult.

the hindu guy: Amazing!

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Arya Raychaudhuri

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Jul 12, 2005, 12:05:13 AM7/12/05
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the fat guy: Through your concurrent engineering push, you are
trying to make your large company act like a smaller
more dynamic outfit. While on one side the Nemoists
want to thwart your rule changing proposal, you are
doing well to stick to the basic engineering principles.
In fact, the approach seems to be gaining ground.

the hindu guy: I appreciate the fact that you observe these little
battles of spirit.

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Arya Raychaudhuri

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Jul 15, 2005, 12:33:21 AM7/15/05
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the fat guy: You are seen at work to be somewhat rebellious to the
notion of one nation sexually under god. You don't make
any personal communication with the women at work.
We know that you like to live and love like a copyright,
and don't want any of it to be stolen by the generalized
Neumans.

the hindu guy: Nominally, I am a hindu, so I am not supposed to believe
in one god. But, practically, I am more of an agnostic,
who likes direct and private communication with women
outside the realm of any Nemo-like god!

the fat guy: Then, why do you communicate with your woman friend over
e_mail? That's under control of the Nemoists!

the hindu guy: It's good to have a friend or two from the Nemoists! :)


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Arya Raychaudhuri

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Jul 16, 2005, 4:09:32 AM7/16/05
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the fat guy: Your company should be more positive and encouraging
to brilliant engineers like yourself. Your new algorithm
has turned a fault-finding tool into a tool for creative
design. Something very few in the industry can do like
you do. Yet, they remain eager to find fault. Their main
policy is to scare good engineers to extract sexual favors
and such.

the hindu guy: Yes, at the end of a very intense day, an engineer should
feel good about giving the best of innovativeness.

the fat guy: You should be careful about the colleague who comes for
a couple of days to play some politics and tells your
nexus colleagues to put pressure on you.

the hindu guy: Amazing! Sounds like remote control of engineering
innovations.

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Arya Raychaudhuri

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Jul 18, 2005, 3:29:36 AM7/18/05
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the fat guy: Your nexus colleagues are of two types, one that do not
approve of your race-mixing, and others that find you
rather progressive.

the hindu guy: I sense that. But, if our colored women can mix with
white guys, why shouldn't a colored guy like me mix with
white women!

the fat guy: But, you are special! You play the human spirit like the
piano, like a musical instrument. In contrast, many of us
look like chemical compounds.

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Arya Raychaudhuri

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Jul 19, 2005, 1:42:48 AM7/19/05
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the hindu guy: As long as smart folks are in my favor, who cares what
the unsmart think!

the fat guy: There are two types of engineers - one that do engineering
by rote, and others that do engineering by innovations.
Naturally, those that are innovative come up with new
problem-solving ideas every now and then. And, they won't
like their ideas being stolen through one-way virtual
network connections and such. Those that seldom come up
with any new idea will not appreciate the issue.

the hindu guy: Yeah, for them stealing ideas is some kinda fun! :)

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Arya Raychaudhuri

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Jul 26, 2005, 7:59:38 AM7/26/05
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> the hindu guy: As long as smart folks are in my favor, who cares what
> the unsmart think!
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> the fat guy: There are two types of engineers - one that do engineering
> by rote, and others that do engineering by innovations.
> Naturally, those that are innovative come up with new
> problem-solving ideas every now and then. And, they won't
> like their ideas being stolen through one-way virtual
> network connections and such. Those that seldom come up
> with any new idea will not appreciate the issue.
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> the hindu guy: Yeah, for them stealing ideas is some kinda fun! :)

the fat guy: When you were away attending to family emergencies, some
rogue engineering colleagues were trying to find fault with
your work! Sort of like sabotaging positive developments.

the hindu guy: These guys will steal my ideas and work, and still
sabotage my work, behind the scenes! Amazing!

the fat guy: The world famous engineering institute should keep track
of these negative-spirited saboteur type engineers.

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Arya Raychaudhuri

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Jul 29, 2005, 12:13:53 AM7/29/05
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the fat guy: You should be careful about calling some overwater women
over for fulfilment. Even though they may be your
co-continentals they may be inadvertently helping your
stalkers.

the hindu guy: What can you do if a woman keeps calling you - can I
come, can I come!


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Arya Raychaudhuri

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Jul 30, 2005, 2:29:38 AM7/30/05
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the fat guy: Since some unexposed parts of your body are fair
complexioned compared to exposed parts, a overwater
woman was heard saying, since you are fair I am fair
we are Ok!

the hindu guy: It is just an indication of the prevailing norm
that a brown guy is supposed to play with browner
than thou women! But, how do you know the relative
variations of my complexions!


the fat guy: We have appointed gay men to secretly voyeur brown men!
But, that "norm" has the effect of reducing the set size of
women you can pick from.

the hindu guy: I guess media plays a role in popularizing this
somewhat undemocratic "norm"!

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Arya Raychaudhuri

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Aug 2, 2005, 1:43:57 AM8/2/05
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the fat guy: Although you are a very gentle lover, we keep watching
and listening secretly whenever a woman visits you. If
you make a single mistake we would be very happy and try
to demonize you so that you become unpopular.

the hindu guy: It reminds me of the oscar nominated film Lagaan.
Sort of like playing under adverse circumstances
against colonial subjugators. I must say a bravo to
the women who play with me!


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Arya Raychaudhuri

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Aug 3, 2005, 2:32:50 AM8/3/05
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the fat guy: People have started to show some curiosity as to who I am!
Some people are speculating that I am a white woman.
Because, who would know so much about the methods to watch
you!

the hindu guy: It is interesting! Thinking about the conflicts in the
mind of a white woman who may have fallen in love
with an overwatched hindu guy! On the one hand, she is
prompted by love to tell all, and on the other, she
has the overpowering urge to protect political secrets!


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arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 6, 2005, 2:16:38 AM8/6/05
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the fat guy: So, are you trying to say that white women cannot
be good lovers to you. Because, they would know
you and the fact that you are being infoholocausted,
yet they cannot admit it.

the hindu guy: Well, this sometimes makes them somewhat
cold and uncaring. Less passionate. But, it is not
entirely their fault. They are continuously
doctored
by media, administation, authorities to conduct
themselves in a less caring way.

the fat guy: Does that mean that the spirit of individualism for
which west is respected is being subjugated to
collective pressure?

the hindu guy: Probably!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 7, 2005, 9:49:35 AM8/7/05
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the fat guy: But, your clean cut penis is a big hit among the
connoisseur women! White or not!

the hindu guy: Although I had to get circumcised for a medical
reason I feel much safer now compared to those
that have it uncut and unwashed.

the fat guy: Some women are fearful of acknowledging that
because some men in powerful positions have it
uncut and unwashed!

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Aug 8, 2005, 10:41:34 PM8/8/05
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the hindu guy: I think the foreskin cover is potentially a source
of germs. Urine, dirty bath water, sweat and all that
tend to accumulate like in a puddle. Breeding germs,
bacteria, viruses and mosquitoes!

the fat guy: So you are trying to suggest that the folks with these
little ignominies with the skinny encumbrances would be
more likely to resort to information racism to deflect
attention away from their dirty dicks.

the hindu guy: Quite likely!


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arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 9, 2005, 7:57:20 PM8/9/05
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the fat guy: Actually, you kept the puddle rather clean!
You forgot
to add old sexual discharges and if these folks
take part in anal sex (yuk! yuk!), particles of
excreta! On top of that they may have never
gotten properly tested.

the hindu guy: For these reasons, I find a point about
the practice of circumcision among the
old jewish and muslim communities.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 11, 2005, 2:20:26 AM8/11/05
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the fat guy: Your point about the separation of science and
religion or ethnicity is well taken. That is, if
you are
so scientific, why are you not talking about such an
inherent puddle!

the hindu guy: You are sounding like one from the vector control! :)

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 11, 2005, 7:42:57 PM8/11/05
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the fat guy: You are doing well to stick to the basic engineering
principles. Slowly, folks are waking up to your
brilliant algorithm.

the hindu guy: I am trying to keep the detractors under check!
It pleases me to see some nexus colleagues
supporting the new method.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 12, 2005, 3:02:20 AM8/12/05
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the fat guy: The older algorithm with all its imperfections
was providing job security of sorts to who
are pushing it. Sometimes, it will give
problems, and they will keep fixing it
and so on!
But, your correct-by-construct algorithm is
free from such imperfections.

the hindu guy: That algorithm has been going on for
years, mine is developed in a few
months! I like to go from one development
to another, rather than doing an imperfect
development and then fixing it for years!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 14, 2005, 1:38:29 AM8/14/05
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the fat guy: You appear to be one intelligent voice of the modern
world. There are many who have intelligence but no
expression, and there are others who have
expression
but low intelligence. But, you combine the two
in an
elegant way. In particular, when it comes to
suppression
of individual endeavors or aspirations by groups.

the hindu guy: These days, they call it teaming or networking.
But, I believe in the idea of intelligent
teaming where
individuals have their space. Because, after
all,
however teamy or groupy we want to be, we
still celebrate the one tennis champ, or the one
prolific
cricket batsman, the one major boxing hero, and
so on.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 14, 2005, 8:28:08 PM8/14/05
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the fat guy: For example, we make an intelligent 2-member
team. We have never met or seen one another
yet we team up to make points!

the hindu guy: That's not entirely true, because you are connected
to folks that secretly watch me or eavesdrop
me.
So, there other unseen members of the team as
well.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 16, 2005, 11:23:07 PM8/16/05
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the fat guy: You are now being compared to Mangal, the first open
protest
against british imperialism in India. On whose
heroics the film
The Rising is made. You are being seen as the
first credible
voice against information imperialism!

the hindu guy: I haven't yet seen the film, so I cannot say if the
comparison
is valid.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 18, 2005, 2:00:05 AM8/18/05
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the fat guy: After your raising the issue of the dirty "puddle", the
who-voyeurs are in trouble. It appers that they are
dominated
by the "puudle" people. They are now feeling the
pressure
to get circumcised.

the hindu guy: If myself being a goddess kali-worshipping hindu
can get off my "puddle", why can't they!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 19, 2005, 3:31:34 AM8/19/05
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the fat guy: You think in "supersonic" speeds. That is, you arrive
in situations before your thoughts have arrived!

the hindu guy: What do you mean?

the fat guy: I mean that people have a limiting absorption speed
for new ideas.

the hindu guy: Thank god there is that limiting speed, otherwise
I could never exceed my thoughts! I hope there
is
no misinterpretation of thoughts due to
effects such as "sonic boom" or "doppler effect".

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 20, 2005, 10:24:53 PM8/20/05
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the fat guy: We want to demoralize you by giving you tickets
and such for raising your voice against information
racism and racial profiling like Mangal did! Although
you
spend 130 dollars per evening, even with you
underwater
friend. Ideally, it should be zero with a friend!

the hindu guy: Some of you guys are unsporting. Sort of like
pitching easy to jerry and hard to sammy!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 21, 2005, 11:24:09 AM8/21/05
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the fat guy: As a matter of fact your wife herself is somewhat
treasonous to you! She knows very well that your car
is bugged, and if she makes adverse comments about
your driving speed etc., that will be picked up by the
cops and you may be given a ticket! She is not fit to
be
a wife to a guy like you.

the hindu guy: That's why I sometimes lovingly call her www -
world's worst wife! :)

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 22, 2005, 11:08:33 PM8/22/05
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the fat guy: There are a couple of racist overlord types on the
second floor of your workplace. They keep an
inforacist watch on the engineers downstairs
using the thin white penis like object hanging
from
the ceiling!

the hindu guy: Who are they, what do they do?

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 25, 2005, 10:39:56 PM8/25/05
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the fat guy: They are monitoring the racemixing scenarios.
They want
to limit the accesses of a brown engineer such as
yourself. But, because of the lack of white
female
engineers, they are having to depend on non-white
female engineers for sex and segregation!

the hindu guy: That's why they don't want to recognize my
engineering efforts, and have kept me in a
lower
position. Because, if I get raises and
promotions I will
have more accesses!

the fat guy: That's why you did well not to mingle with them at the
get-together. Because, they are not genuine, any
conversation with them is just some sort of
acting.
Just stick to the basic engineering principles.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 26, 2005, 8:36:12 PM8/26/05
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the fat guy: You should now feel good that your nexus colleagues
have openly praised your high quality
contribution.

the hindu guy: They are a smart bunch! It is a pleasure to collaborate
with connoisseurs.

the fat guy: In comparison, some of your little penis closet afgan
colleagues are less forthcoming in acknowledging
good
work.

the hindu guy: They are normally more interested in finding fault
with your work so that you get scared and let
them
have sex with your wife.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 27, 2005, 8:41:39 PM8/27/05
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the fat guy: Nowadays, you are often seen eating chichen or fish dishes
with rice, and using your hand. Some of us have started
thinking
that you are advertising your breast massage techniques.

the hindu guy: Not at all, that's how I am used to eating those dishes.
If you watch me around all the time, you will see many
things.
But, then, of course, I am a bit of an aficionado of
braests,
and I think breast massage is good for women. However,
it has nothing to do with my eating with the hand!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Aug 28, 2005, 11:10:00 AM8/28/05
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the fat guy: Speaking of watching you around, the real truth is that
we are not man enough to have the behind_the_scening watch
removed and let you compete in a free manner. We are like
girlie men who achieve manhood through networking. Sort
of like many voyeuring and networking girlie men network
to equal/subjugate you!

the hindu guy: Who is leading these "girlie men" in their efforts?

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Aug 30, 2005, 12:10:20 AM8/30/05
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the fat guy: Like the Afgan Talibans hide their women in the burqa,
we try hide our women with negative information collected
from constantly watching you around! Sort of like an
invisible veil.

the hindu guy: That's why use of the term closet afgan to describe the
so called "girlie men" makes some intelligent sense,
it seems.

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Aug 31, 2005, 2:34:08 AM8/31/05
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the fat guy: In a sense, the afgans can be thought of as Newtonian
talibans, and us Einsteinian! Whereas huge politics and
daisycutters are needed to lift the Newtonian veil, you
are simply using a thinking pen to raise the Einsteinian.
And, looking to see some real embonpoint.

the hindu guy: Being somewhat post-taliban, I couldn't care less about
the conflict between NTs and ETs. But, I like the
analogy.

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arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Sep 6, 2005, 7:03:24 PM9/6/05
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the fat guy: You are now considered one of the top
engineering professionals in the industry in your
line of work! But, the ETs in your company
are discontinuing the line of development that
requires high level of excellence and Calibre.
Instead, they are pursuing low excellence lines
of development! So that it can be done by
lesser engineers.

the hindu guy: Amazing! Why should they compromise
their product quality for fear of my sexual
skills!

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Sep 8, 2005, 9:26:47 PM9/8/05
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the fat guy: Your colored manager being somewhat opposed to your
linguistic group is not vigorously helping you get the
new projects and such. In general, there is a lack of
enthusiasm in your work environment about new ideas and
developments.
Some of your colleagues are just making eunuch-like
suggestions from adjacent cubes.

the hindu guy: Yes, my manager is less helpful than I would expect
him to be. He appears to be in league with the folks
that are intent upon breaking me down. But, what bothers
me most are the indirect eunuch-like suggestions from
here and there. I like direct communications. That is
one of the reasons I like overwater women, you can
directly tell them what you want!

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Arya Raychaudhuri

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Sep 10, 2005, 2:19:48 AM9/10/05
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the fat guy: Your funston colleagues are unsuccessfully trying to
find fault with your work, while your nexus colleagues are
now getting to appreciate your new work ideas. You should
be careful about the nexus between your earlier Fun
constrictors and the new ones.

the hindu guy: I am trying to create a new and interesting domain of
technical activity. It has various productivity and
quality improvement features.


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arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Sep 11, 2005, 12:02:34 AM9/11/05
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the fat guy: Your women are worthless for you guys! I guess that's why
so many of you want to emigrate. Because, at the
end of the
day, it is our women who take care of you, and
often better
than your women would.

the hindu guy: Yes, our women should be more proactive. I guess they
are a liitle bit too shy. I have often been
helped by women
of other countries - in particular, oriental
and latin american.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Sep 13, 2005, 5:01:12 PM9/13/05
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the fat guy: What about north american women?

the hindu guy: They are good too. But, they often give an impression of
prying
into your affairs. Sort of like working for an
invisible
big brother or something. That's why it
sometimes gets annoying
to feel another guy (big brother?) is lurking
around. It disturbs
the passion.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Sep 15, 2005, 10:22:13 PM9/15/05
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the fat guy: We are watching how you are introducing new
correct-by-construct
ideas into monotonous rote engineering work that uses
your
company's old and flaky infrastructure. That is
controlled
by a bunch of political sexual resource manager types.

the hindu guy: It is almost a struggle that I fight all by myself.
There is too much inertia and resistance to use new
crisp
ideas and developments. The company does not provide any
encouraging environment for new developments.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Sep 16, 2005, 3:32:48 PM9/16/05
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the fat guy: Interestingly, although your correct-by-construct and
correct-while-construct ideas appear to be somewhat
new,
interesting, and even threatening to some, they
are somewhat
obvious to those that deal with open access type
situations -
where all the stages of development are linked to
one another
in a back and forth manner.

the hindu guy: So, when you fix a later stage of development, the
earlier
stage gets fixed automatically. And, you dont
need to redo
the development.

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Sep 17, 2005, 3:32:52 PM9/17/05
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the fat guy: Coming back to the sweeter issue of overwater women, what
kind of overwater women do you like more?

the hindu guy: The warm and lovely kind! Who quickly rise above the
racist suspicion whether it is Ok to do this or that.
Having seen a few women over the years, I can feel
the difference in warmth somewhat easily.

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Sep 19, 2005, 5:30:25 AM9/19/05
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the fat guy: Your popularity among the women of color appears to be
even empowering them in certain situations. Like, recently
when you visited the coffee shop the colored women were
doing the lesser jobs, and the whites were facing the
customers. But, seeing you there, they quickly let the
colored women face the customers.

the hindu guy: If my presence helps less empowered women, colored or
not, it doesn't hurt. In fact, I like these subtle
changes in empowerment.

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arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Sep 19, 2005, 10:08:52 PM9/19/05
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the fat guy: Looks like your concepts of level playing field is
catching on
with the masses. Like the energy enthusiasts turn
the somewhat
adverse and chaotic forces of nature such as gusty
winds, sea
waves, and heat waves into cool energy that lights
up the darkness,
you are turning the somewhat adverse attention on
you into
something positive, something enthusiastic.

the hindu guy: After all, it's all sport! I am trying to locate the
secret steroids
being used to subvert regular competition.
Bugs and
listening devices not controlled by the
customers.

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Sep 22, 2005, 6:57:32 AM9/22/05
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the fat guy: Your little penis colleague and your manager are supporting
the weird program that gives badly incorrect-by-construct
results whenever an argument is missing or not correct.
Instead of checking for the arguments before the program
starts its execution. Or, letting a program handle the
lack of proper arguments in a smart way, and not create
a complicated bungle!

the hindu guy: You seem to suggest that a good engineer should have a
good heavy duty penis as well. Otherwise, he would tend
to suppress good ideas coming from those that have.


arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Sep 29, 2005, 7:21:45 PM9/29/05
to
the fat guy: The response of the mentors may be
intentionally delayed by your sexual resource
manager's asswipe!

the hindu guy: The general "asswipe" culture sucks bigtime!
I am trying to get above it.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Sep 30, 2005, 8:04:24 PM9/30/05
to

the fat guy: Since your work involves finding implementation
problems and correcting extremely complex electrical
networks
consisting of millions of cross connections, your focus
on developing new methodologies is now being appreciated!
Otherwise, brute force methods produce more heat than
light.
The smarter folks are likely to recognize your efforts
quicker.

the hindu guy: Who cares what the unsmart think! But, looking at
who are getting the goodies, one is somewhat confused!

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Oct 1, 2005, 5:28:40 PM10/1/05
to
the fat guy: Nothing to be confused about! They are giving goodies to
whoever helped them to impose very negative and subjugative
differential scrutiny and inforacist watch on you! Sort of
like sealing their mouth. Bribing them to submission. If
your community were self-respecting they would have risen
in riot against the so-called "motherfuckers"!

the hindu guy: No, my community is very peaceful, and not riotous.
Also, centuries of adverse foreign rule has broken
the back of the community.


arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Oct 4, 2005, 12:12:15 AM10/4/05
to
the fat guy: It is quite obvious from what we see of your women!
They appear to be totally under control of our
system.
Probably, they give better service to us than to
you.
We play with the access mechanisms in such a way
that they get influenced against you.

the hindu guy: That's why I don't feel too enthusiastic about our
women.
They are not very helpful.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Oct 4, 2005, 10:40:22 PM10/4/05
to

the fat guy: You should not go to racist restaurants with lots of
paparrazzi around, they are there to find faults. They
know you are very good, but they won't acknowledge it.
They are jealous of your heavy duty unputdownable dick.

the hindu guy: If I always keep worrying about the paparrazzi, I will
have to stop attending meetings.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Oct 7, 2005, 1:37:07 PM10/7/05
to
the fat guy: Your new company has started the same racist monkey
business against you, like Fun, Like sounding the fire
alarm
while you pass near a white female employee, and so on.

the hindu guy: They should remove the chief/mastermind of the monkeys.
Otherwise, it's an understood encouragement for racist
and unsporting business conduct!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Oct 7, 2005, 11:28:46 PM10/7/05
to

the fat guy: The chief monkey is a low iq cum-converter. He is not
very bright, but very jealous! He insists that the girls
suck his balls from below and drink his cum.

the hindu guy: It is known that low iq cum reproduce low iq children,
probably they should reserach the impact of low iq cums
on
the drinkers.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Oct 10, 2005, 1:50:32 PM10/10/05
to
the fat guy: Your company's monkey brigade may be slowing down computer
systems so that your new work cannot succeed.

the hindu guy: The computer maintenance folks should not let this type
of things
to happen, because in a previous company the sysadmin
lost his
job, and had to go underground for letting intentional
system
malfunction to go on. Normally, the chief monkeys who
order
these situations remain in place, but the little guys
get
affected.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Oct 12, 2005, 5:04:25 PM10/12/05
to
the fat guy: You can raise your voice so clearly against racial
profiling
and discrimination because your english expression is near
perfect. Many of your folks take it lying down because
they
remain scared of anglophones.

the hindu guy: But, they play politics in their own sub-groups. Yes,
definitely,
having a good expression helps. Because, if you cannot
clearly
express what you feel or how you feel, nobody gets the
clear
message.

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Oct 15, 2005, 10:11:02 AM10/15/05
to
the fat guy: You and the overwater women have propelled your nation
to the second sexiest nation spot. It is all due to the
positive interest you have created in sexual pleasure.

the hindu guy: Those surveys should not be taken too seriously. Sex
appeal and so on are personal traits, there is nothing
much national about it.

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Oct 16, 2005, 3:46:11 AM10/16/05
to

the fat guy: Your commmunity has put up a play that appeared to be a
bunch of little penis parodies of your thoughts or colored
Mohitwatch. Nothing original.

the hindu guy: They come from a different caste. But, the production was
was rather entertaining. That way, much of media
programming
can me thought of as little penis parodies. Sort of like
all of modern philosophies being thought of as footnotes
to Plato. But I really enjoyed the long musical programme
that preceded. As you know I like heavy duty women! :)


>

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Oct 18, 2005, 9:58:39 PM10/18/05
to
the fat guy: You are such a thoroghbred intellectual, always coming up
with
brilliant new ideas for development and implementing them.
But, your company appears to be short sighted about your
ideas, and continues to encourage the rote rascals that
follow the whims of the sexual resource managers.

the hindu guy: Yes, I see a bit of sadism there. Instead of creating
an environment where brilliant guys can flourish, they
tend
to hold their brilliance against them. Somewhat amazing!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Oct 19, 2005, 11:40:21 PM10/19/05
to

the fat guy: Now your management is sitting on your abstract for the
conference. These guys are like the dog in the manger,
can't come
up with brilliant algorithms themselves, yet, won't let
others
publish theirs. Lest they get more popular.

the hindu guy: They should be more prompt about these things.
Otherwise, they
look like blunt sadists. The lack of smartness shows in
the
way the product verification process runs. While the
whole
industry would try to maximize automatic checking and
correct-
by-construction, to reduce human error due to fatigue,
they
are still hanging on to whole bunch of strenuous manual
checking.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Oct 25, 2005, 3:07:01 AM10/25/05
to
the fat guy: Like Ms Parks fought the Jim Crow laws of segregation,
you are fighting the scare crows around you. While
the
system wants you to be its puppet, you are trying to
unpuppet yourself. It is an intelligent and
interesting fight.

the hindu guy: The work environment is dominated by the spirit of
negativity and spinelessness. There is little

encouragement for new thinking and ideas. It
suffocates with its mediocrity.

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Oct 27, 2005, 10:39:52 AM10/27/05
to
the fat guy: One of the reasons for your popularity is that you have
introduced a new vision of culture. A culture with heart.
Your generosity to donate to people affected by calamities,
and even needy individuals is worthwhile. It actually
increaes your popularity among the overwater women who are
already overwhelmed by your artistic romanticism.

the hindu guy: Yes, a culture without heart is an unsporting,
suffocating culture. But, I do my charity donations out
of my own personal urge, not to please anyone.


arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Oct 29, 2005, 12:01:59 PM10/29/05
to

the fat guy: Although all overwater women are not eqally sexy or
appealing,
but you treat them as if they are! This also suggests your
accommodativeness and understanding.

the hindu guy: I tend to enhance the spirit of situations, and not take
away from it.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Oct 30, 2005, 1:03:16 AM10/30/05
to

the fat guy: Since your smooth sexy baritone penis is well-appreciated
by
the women, you should remain careful about detractors.
Sometimes
you may find detractors among those that you may least
suspect!

the hindu guy: You do not enjoy living life if you always have to be
careful.
You got to trust people to an extent, if they break the
trust
what can you do about it, it's just an eventuality. At
least,
I am not attaching an inforacist system to my dick to
make it
imposing.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Oct 31, 2005, 2:24:00 PM10/31/05
to
the fat guy: Yes, that's correct, because, at the end of the day, you
shine and rise where it matters most! So much so that
you are
turning us communists, intentionally suppressing
markets,
stalinist secret policing, and all that.

the hindu guy: Didn't you win the cold war against the communists?!
Amazing! Interesting to think that if you look at
the Atlantis
history of the genesis of communism in Russia and
China,
you might see the unknown roles some guys with
baritone
dicks! :)

the fat guy: That's why Atlantis watch and reporting is so important.
You may even be able to avoid such costly human
tragedy such as the Vietnam War. Read, for example,
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/31/politics/31war.html

the hindu guy: Amazing!

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Nov 1, 2005, 11:12:41 AM11/1/05
to

the fat guy: Speaking of intelligence altering to make a case for huge
suffering and genocide, who do you think would do that!

the hindu guy: Would you say some from the strange penis, little penis,
pink penis, puddle penis brigade, who have a lower
perception of their manhood and ability to please women?

the fat guy: Exactly, by being catalists for war they want to increase
their self-esteem.

>

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Nov 2, 2005, 4:03:57 AM11/2/05
to

the hindu guy: In that war, according to the report, you lost close to
60000 troops, but your opponents lost more than 1 milion
people. One can attribute this to the difference in
technology. But, there is another important aspect to it.
The general aspect of handling information, and the role
cultural differences play in it.

the fat guy: Yes, definitely, cultural differences are very relevant.
For example, you represent an open and permissive culture,
and we take advantage of that. You are not at all
interested to steal other people's information, but we are.

>
>>
>

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 2, 2005, 6:26:46 PM11/2/05
to

the hindu guy: So, you are trying to say that by keeping me under
spotlight
you are trying to control my underwater accesses, but,
you are
not shining on the colored women. So that you can do
them
for free! And, then, if I do one underwater woman, you
are
using that as an excuse to do more colored women?!

the fat guy: Exactly, that is the approach. Sort of like tying you to a
post
and doing your women in front of you!
>
> >
> >>
> >

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Nov 3, 2005, 7:09:05 AM11/3/05
to

the hindu guy: Amazing! We are looking at s "Guernica" here!

the fat guy: Fortunately, you have tremendous intellectual strength to
look at it as if in a museum.
>
>

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 3, 2005, 6:53:22 PM11/3/05
to

the hindu guy: Speaking of "Guernica", those who have read a little
economics know
that great paintings defy the laws of supply and
demand. They stand out
in their distinctiveness and value.

the fat guy: Like your work with the overwater women! But, you should
watch out for
those that may have been "planted" by some jealous
colleague.

the hindu guy: Again, you can't be careful all the time, then you
won't enjoy it.
You simply raise the quality of work to "unplant"
the "planted"! :)

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 5, 2005, 3:33:08 PM11/5/05
to
the fat guy: Your management seems to be opposed to experimentation
for better or more
efficient techniques. And, they appear to be very
eager to find fault, and exaggerate
little mistakes in the process of new experiments
or developments. When men work
they make errors, and again they fix it quickly. In
fact, those who have a deeper
understanding of how things work they don't get
perturbed very easily. Because,
they can come up with the different methods to
achieve the results.

the hindu guy: If you work by rote, you simply follow the memorized
methods. If you see a little
change somewhere your world appears to go upside
down! :)

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 7, 2005, 11:47:13 PM11/7/05
to
the fat guy: Someone entered your apartment in your absence. Obviously
someone
who had the key. Apparently, did not steal too many
items, the thief may
have had some other motives. In any case, it is not a
good idea to have
strangers enter your apartment when you are away.

the hindu guy: I have a feeling the thief may belong to the apartment
management.
So far they were doing information stealing from
colored tenant, now
they are getting more brazen, apparently. I am
sure they do not do
this kind of things to white tenants.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 8, 2005, 12:43:22 PM11/8/05
to

the fat guy: Apparently they stole your massage oil. But, I wonder what
a passion- and
romance-challenged may do with massage oil. Sort of
like swine stealing
pearl!

the hindu guy: Possibly, they will use it to lubricate some difficult
orifices.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 10, 2005, 1:29:39 AM11/10/05
to
the fat guy: We are pleased to see your helping a senior and
hardworking colored woman
get a better office at work. Although she had earlier
rated you bad in spite of your
good innovative work. She was persuaded to do so by
your sexual resource
managers. Also, she was probably frustrated by your
sexual indifference
towards her.

the hindu guy: I don't think about what she did to me in the past,
after all she is a product of
the same political setup. But, compared to her
peers she is rather senior
and hardwrking, so she deserved a better office, I
thought.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 10, 2005, 5:28:58 PM11/10/05
to

the fat guy: You don't appear to be a good middleman. Not efficient in
pimping women.
Probably, since you normally directly talk to
overwater women, your pimping
skills have not developed.

the hindu guy: That is right, I am not into pimping. I like direct
communication. If I get
into pimping, I lose my intellectual base. Sort
of like stand tall on your
own merit rather than by virtue of the pimps.

the fat guy: But, your sexual resource managers are into pimping,
bigtime. There is
a conflict - pimped versus non-pimped.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 11, 2005, 6:36:06 PM11/11/05
to

the hindu guy: I kinda feel hesitant to enter the murky underwater
pimpdom.

the fat guy: As long as the overwaters toast you as "astonishingly
good" why would
you care to enter the underwater domain! Many of those
folks appear
to be eternally on the verge of sex-change surgeries,
ever curious
as to how a man does this or does that!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 14, 2005, 1:15:14 PM11/14/05
to

the fat guy: You high IQ is well-known for a long time, now, your
popularity with
the overwater women suggests your high PQ (penis
quotient). We are
now wondering if there is a correlation between IQ and
PQ.

the hindu guy: No, I don't think there is any correlation. Someone with
a high PQ
can be very dumb, and vice versa. But, if someone
has a high IQ,
and is conscious of his low PQ, that guy can do
you lot of harm!
In general, it is good to have both highs, IQ and
PQ.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 15, 2005, 11:27:10 AM11/15/05
to

the fat guy: Your company is celebrating lynch-mob era racist legacy
by symbollically
placing a high-end engineering masterpiece in front
of the building
and urging engineers not to touch it!

the hindu guy: Yes, that caught my attention. Not that I want to touch
it.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 15, 2005, 5:20:50 PM11/15/05
to

the fat guy: Your racist management wants you to go to Las Vegas to
have fun while
they have fun locally. They want to prevent you from
"saving" while they
enjoy here.

the hindu guy: That's not a good idea! While the low PQ/IQ's "save",
why should the
high PQ/IQ not "save"!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 17, 2005, 1:32:37 AM11/17/05
to
the fat guy: Many of your colleagues who, unlike you, could not
qualify for the BTech
program at the top engineering school of your
country are feeding their low IQ
cum to the underwater women at work! While you still
have to pay to overwater
women for services!

the hindu guy: I am not dying to feed my cum to anyone. That's not my
concept of making
love.

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Nov 17, 2005, 8:01:59 AM11/17/05
to
the fat guy: While you treat all colleagues with respect as if they are
high IQ/PQ, many of them are not. So they have set up
inforacist watch mechanisms with connections to negative
media. Who in turn insinuate negativities.

the hindu guy: We need to constantly fight these inforacist mechanisms
and identify the individuals acting as negative media
intermediaries.


arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 18, 2005, 5:33:59 PM11/18/05
to

the fat guy: Your apartment management may be dominated by low IQ/PQ
class
folks. While you have no interest in them, they
secretly keep watching
and listening to you.

the hindu guy: Yes, because I am somewhat allergic to "paparrazzi", I
tend to
keep to myself.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 20, 2005, 2:27:01 PM11/20/05
to

the fat guy: You have to understand that of all the different dicks,
the puddle dicks, strange
dicks, pink dicks, little dicks, that watch and
vilify you, the pink dicks are
the most organized. Others kinda depend on the pinks
methods in a
parasite-like way.

the hindu guy: Why, what is the problem with the pinks?

the fat guy: They think their dick is less "macho" than your dark and
handsome penis.

the hindu guy: Why don't they just get their dicks fried in a tanner,
and get over it!
And, get into a live and let live mode.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 21, 2005, 12:03:59 PM11/21/05
to

the fat guy: Dick in a tanner?! Are you crazy, it may even melt away.
Like a lipstick.
In contrast, women find your dick a spicy well-done
sausage that they can
play with and enjoy for a long while.

the hindu guy: But, then women like lipstick too. So, they need not be
too worried or
envious. In fact, envy makes one even less
appealing!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 21, 2005, 6:52:58 PM11/21/05
to

the fat guy: Obviously, you must be wondering how I know all these
things.

the hindu guy: Yes, really, how do you know all these things about
women finding
my dick like a spicy sausage!

the fat guy: We monitor their communications. Bug their telephone
calls, hack their
e_mails, track their chat-room messages, place
listening devices in their
homes and cars, watch them thru the mirror cameras.

the hindu guy: But, that's unfair!

the fat guy: We simply tell them you are "here"! :)

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 24, 2005, 11:49:28 AM11/24/05
to
the fat guy: You sharp new technique to unravel complex electrical
networks is bringing
to light the fact that your management had dumped
your earlier
correct-by-construct causal methodologies in favor
of incorrect methods.
Because, they didn't want to jeopardize a source
of asian chicks.

the hindu guy: We have to work towards minimizing the impact of
sexual considerations
on technical work.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 27, 2005, 1:15:20 PM11/27/05
to

the fat guy: Your sharp thinking abilities is a source of your sex
appeal to women.
You seem to illuminate the uncharted crevices of their
senses and fill them
with pure pleasure.

the hindu guy: This should not be misinterpreted to mean I work with
their narrow
apertures, because I don't.

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Nov 28, 2005, 12:20:01 PM11/28/05
to

the fat guy: Even our Nazi Broadcasting Corp is also improving with your
positive infuence.

the hindu guy: Yes, their programming has been dominated by fear and
hypochondria, apparenty to scare people watching them.

the fat guy: If they are so concerned about viewers' health and
well-being, they should look at long term effects of
scaring folks.

>

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Nov 29, 2005, 7:39:20 PM11/29/05
to

the fat guy: Your seminal work on untangling complex network tangles is
now
looking good. Yet, because of you skin color, your
management
is not showing much enthusiasm about it. Though
secretly they are using
it. Lest they have to recognize your efforts.

the hindu guy: Yes, it's a bit of a drag if bright ideas don't meet
bright eyes
appreciating them.
>
>
>
> >

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Dec 1, 2005, 10:53:29 AM12/1/05
to

the fat guy: Lack of bright engineering ideas make your management
dictatorial
and segregative. They want to avoid using your better
techniqies to
maintain their political hold on things. Whenever
they give you a new
project they are predetermined not to use your
development later.
Basically, they are wasting your ideas and time.

the hindu guy: Extremely negative spirited managers. I may have to
look for a position
elsewhere.
> >
> >
> >
> > >

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Dec 10, 2005, 11:53:27 AM12/10/05
to

the fat guy: Your high IQ/PQ approach tends to erase such subdivisions
as "here",
"there", "over there", "nowhere", and so on. For
example, when we carpet
bombed the viets, did we bomb only the "here" folks
or the "there" folks!

the hindu guy: Yes, such subdivisions are meaningless, they tend to
limit your choices.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Dec 12, 2005, 5:32:14 PM12/12/05
to

the fat guy: During those days of Mei Lei massacres our main directive
was to shoot
whatever moves, not to distinguish between "here" and
"there".

the hindu guy: Why are you bringing up past atrocities and such?
Shouldn't we
look ahead and think positive!

the fat guy: No, I am just pointing at the chicanery of dividing folks
when they are
living, but not dividing them while killing them.

the hindu guy: You seem to be indicating a "here" versus "there"
divide-and-rule
scenario! Amazing!


> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Dec 16, 2005, 1:51:57 AM12/16/05
to
the fat guy: Your thoughts against information racism provides
thought support to
women to make direct communication with men of
color, or others not in
positions of power. Since we often equate women
with money, and money
with power, one of the main purpose of racism or
information racism is to
keep the minorities less powerful.

the hindu guy: I do not think of such complex possibilities, but if
something good
emerges from my thinking, why not!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Dec 17, 2005, 3:06:52 PM12/17/05
to

the fat guy: Your hearty romantic dance moves at the party with
energetic steps
have caught the attention of onlookers. You have
introduced indian moves
to western beats.

the hindu guy: Although I have been introduced to ballroom dancing I
like to try out my
own style of movements. Because, the main thing
about dancing in a
party situation is to resonate with the
atmosphere, in your own way.
Otherwise, it becomes artificial.

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Dec 19, 2005, 2:33:50 PM12/19/05
to
the fat guy: Your management seems to be recognizing the donkey work
type of activities,
and remains indifferent to your smart developments.

the hindu guy: Donkeys will remain appreciative of fellow donkeys.
What's the surprise!
That too some of these guys steal my ideas from
the domestic spying
scenario, yet they can't get the power-supply
network working properly
and in a timely way!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Dec 20, 2005, 3:51:28 PM12/20/05
to
the fat guy: Your neighbours appear to be into hardcore donkey
business! When you
get home for lunch whole neighbourhood seems filled
with donkey sounds.

the hindu guy: Yes, it sounded like that!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Dec 21, 2005, 11:28:54 AM12/21/05
to

the fat guy: In fact, it might have sounded more like a she-donkey
being gored through
the rear.

the hindu guy: Thanks for alerting me on this. With all the monkey
business that
goes on as well, it might have been attributed
to the hindu guy. Because,
from a distance, the sound just appears to come
a general direction!

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Dec 22, 2005, 5:51:35 PM12/22/05
to
the fat guy: Your smart and brave overwater friend has unknowingly
caused the
proverbial hitting of sorts of the Inchcape Rock by
Ralph's ship!

the hindu guy: You mean to say by using the unacknowledged intrusion of
privacy to
bring to light hypocrites that are not open about
their overwater
connections! :)

arya.ray...@sbcglobal.net

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Dec 24, 2005, 2:58:15 AM12/24/05
to

the fat guy: Although your cocooning skills make you very attractive to
overwater women,
you still appear to be looking for the perfect woman
to cocoon.

the hindu guy: The perfect woman is an illusion. Someone that
emotionally, intellectually,
and sensually matches your expectations would be
the ideal woman to
cocoon. But, that would possibly produce so much
excitement that
it could be fatal! :)

Arya Raychaudhuri

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Dec 26, 2005, 2:59:55 AM12/26/05
to
the hindu guy: I would like to wish you a very merry christmas and a
happy newyear! Unlike many of your fellow christians you
seem to have a better appreciation of the democratic
spirit. Christmas is the time to remember Christ's rebel
nature.

the fat guy: Good to get wished by a hindu who really understands the
plural promise of the hindu diversity. Compared to you most
other hindus here appear to be lower class christian
converts, in spirit! :)

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