Announcing...
Ciaran McHale
"Hot bi chicks" --- The tasty new snack for when you feel like a nibble.
Chunks of tender young chicken, served piping hot with two sauces and a salad.
"Hot bi chicken and chips"
As above but with a portion of french fries instead of a salad.
Of if you're really hungry, why not have some hot bi chicks as a
starter, followed by our Chinese speciality: cream of sum yung guy.
<> 9 out of 10 cats say their female owners prefer women
Ciaran.
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Djelrik Solis
>
>Of if you're really hungry, why not have some hot bi chicks as a
>starter, followed by our Chinese speciality: cream of sum yung guy.
Just for the very-coincidental record, "guy" (pronounced as in "Guys
and Dolls") is the Lao word for, yes, CHICKEN!
><> 9 out of 10 cats say their female owners prefer women
And this is lovely, also :)
-Djelrik (who is also known to make "clucking" sounds for no particular
reason at all)
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cjmc...@dsg.cs.tcd.ie (Ciaran McHale) writes:
> Of if you're really hungry, why not have some hot bi chicks as a
> starter, followed by our Chinese speciality: cream of sum yung guy.
Whoop! Whoop! This man has been watching _Wayne's World_. Can he be saved?
Hot bi chick #quite a high number
Kimberley T. Smith
Ciaran again:
>"Hot bi chicks" --- The tasty new snack for when you feel like a nibble.
>Chunks of tender young chicken, served piping hot with two sauces and a salad.
>"Hot bi chicken and chips"
>As above but with a portion of french fries instead of a salad.
>Of if you're really hungry, why not have some hot bi chicks as a
>starter, followed by our Chinese speciality: cream of sum yung guy.
I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!!!!!!
><> 9 out of 10 cats say their female owners prefer women
:)
Muffy Barkocy
>Ciaran again:
>>"Hot bi chicks" --- The tasty new snack for when you feel like a nibble.
>>"Hot bi chicken and chips"
>>Of if you're really hungry, why not have some hot bi chicks as a
>>starter, followed by our Chinese speciality: cream of sum yung guy.
>I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!!!!!!
Not to worry...a vegetarian friend of mine tells me that it's okay for a
vegetarian to eat meat as long as it's still alive (before and after)...
*grin*.
Muffy
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Ciaran McHale
>>Chunks of tender young chicken, served piping hot with two sauces and a salad.
>
>I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!!!!!!
Well, you won't be able to have any hot bi chicks then. Never mind, just
pass them over here and I'll have them.
>><> 9 out of 10 cats say their female owners prefer women
I recently thought of a variation on the above:
9 out of 10 cats say their female owners prefer pussy.
<ducks>
John Flanagan
>In article <1992Aug10....@philabs.philips.com> k...@philabs.philips.com (Kimberley T. Smith) writes:
>>Ciaran again:
>
>>>"Hot bi chicks" --- The tasty new snack for when you feel like a nibble.
>>>"Hot bi chicken and chips"
>>>Of if you're really hungry, why not have some hot bi chicks as a
>>>starter, followed by our Chinese speciality: cream of sum yung guy.
>
>>I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!!!!!!
>
>Not to worry...a vegetarian friend of mine tells me that it's okay for a
>vegetarian to eat meat as long as it's still alive (before and after)...
>*grin*.
Plus, it is a well-known fact that all dietary regulations
specifically exempt Chinese food.
--John
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Ciaran McHale
[Hot bi chicks" and "cream of sum yung guy"]
In <1992Aug11....@news.Hawaii.Edu>
jo...@uhheph.phys.hawaii.edu (John Flanagan) writes:
>>>I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!!!!!!
>>
>>Not to worry...a vegetarian friend of mine tells me that it's okay for a
>>vegetarian to eat meat as long as it's still alive (before and after)...
>>*grin*.
>
>Plus, it is a well-known fact that all dietary regulations
>specifically exempt Chinese food.
Well, actually...
From page 134 of "The Kinsey Institute New Report on Sex"...
Q: I'm a woman who wants to know how many calories there are in a single
sperm ejaculate of the average male.
A: There are approximately five calories in the amount of semen usually
ejaculated.
No doubt, "this product will only be effective if used as part of a
calorie-controlled diet." :-)
Ken Johnson
# I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!!!!!!
Have A Carrot.
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John Clark
+>Of if you're really hungry, why not have some hot bi chicks as a
+>starter, followed by our Chinese speciality: cream of sum yung guy.
+
+I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!!!!!!
Ok, then hot bi mock-chicks, made from soy beans curd, or
alternatively wheat gluten.
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John Clark
jcl...@ucsd.edu
Sean Ahern
>In <1992Aug10....@philabs.philips.com>
>>I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!!!!!!
>Well, you won't be able to have any hot bi chicks then. Never mind, just
>pass them over here and I'll have them.
OI! Im a vegetarian as well. Dont eat *any* dead meat.
I'll quite happily nibble, lick, suck, tongue, chew, bite,
or otherwise as appropriate as long as flesh is not removed
and consumed. This, you may find, may be preferred by the majority
of hot bi chicks, so I think you're out of luck there... :)
White Rabbit
Jeanette Bradley
>>Ciaran again:
>
>>I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!!!!!!
>
>Not to worry...a vegetarian friend of mine tells me that it's okay for a
>vegetarian to eat meat as long as it's still alive (before and after)...
>*grin*.
>
>Muffy
Ah, but is it OK for vegans to swallow?
(if you don't know, vegans are poeple who don't eat *any* animal
products)
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the Crisco Kid
Ah, but Sean... there are problems here. Take a good long deep kiss.
Swallow. You've just ingested several tens of thousands of dead and
not-so-dead squamous epithelial cells. Meat.
mad, bad, and cussed
Kay
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John Flanagan
>I'll quite happily nibble, lick, suck, tongue, chew, bite,
>or otherwise as appropriate as long as flesh is not removed
>and consumed. This, you may find, may be preferred by the majority
>of hot bi chicks, so I think you're out of luck there... :)
Reminds me of a button I saw on a Bay Area bi activist:
"I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables."
Diane Reamy
>
>Reminds me of a button I saw on a Bay Area bi activist:
>
>"I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables."
I like my version better: "I didn't sleep my way to the top of the
food chain just to eat vegetarians."
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A: Who else would? [M. Groening]
Nigel Burnett
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>
>
(not original - shamelessly stolen from somewhere else)
If vegetarians eat vegetables, I must be a humanitarian.
Nigel
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John Flanagan
>
>(not original - shamelessly stolen from somewhere else)
>
>If vegetarians eat vegetables, I must be a humanitarian.
You eat humanitables?
--John
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Tim Pierce
>From page 134 of "The Kinsey Institute New Report on Sex"...
>
>Q: I'm a woman who wants to know how many calories there are in a single
> sperm ejaculate of the average male.
>
>A: There are approximately five calories in the amount of semen usually
> ejaculated.
>
>No doubt, "this product will only be effective if used as part of a
>calorie-controlled diet." :-)
There is a popular urban myth about a woman whose doctor prescribed a
strict vegetarian diet for weight loss. A few weeks later when she
returned for a checkup, he discovered that she hadn't lost an ounce,
and was certain she was cheating on the diet. "Did you stray from the
diet I prescribed in any way?"
"Of course not!"
"Really, now. Did you put ANYTHING in your body that wasn't on that
list?"
"Anything? ... Oh ... Well, I didn't know that THAT counted ..."
The woman, according to legend, was a prostitute, and daily swallowed
fifteen or twenty ejaculations. Needless to say, her doctor revised
her prescription.
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eleanor.j.evans
>In article <1992Aug11....@dsg.cs.tcd.ie> cjmc...@dsg.cs.tcd.ie (Ciaran McHale) writes:
>
>>From page 134 of "The Kinsey Institute New Report on Sex"...
>>
>>Q: I'm a woman who wants to know how many calories there are in a single
>> sperm ejaculate of the average male.
>>
>>A: There are approximately five calories in the amount of semen usually
>> ejaculated.
>>
>
>
Guaranteed true: A good friend of mine from college (if you're out
there, Folly N., Hi!) was diagnosed as diabetic. Diet control and
calorie counting being a _very_ important part of controlling one's
progress, she had to ask her nutritionist about the consequences of
swallowing.
El