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From: Steve Mang <vm...@earthlink.net>
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Sent: Sunday, April 22, 2012 10:11 PM
Subject: Fwd: The Green Thing
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>> THE GREEN THING
>>
>> Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to
>> the older woman
>> that she should bring her own grocery bags
because plastic
>> bags weren't good
>> for the environment.
>>
>> The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this
>> green thing back in
>> my earlier days."
>>
>> The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your
>> generation did not care
>> enough to save our environment for future generations."
>>
>> She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing
>> in its day or
>> didn't call it "green."
>>
>> Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer
>> bottles to the
>> store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed
>> and sterilized and
>> refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So
>> they really
>> were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in
>> our
day.
>>
>> We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in
>> every store and
>> office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't
>> climb into a
>> 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.
>> But she was
>> right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.
>>
>> Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't
>> have the
>> throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an
>> energy gobbling
>> machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really
>> did dry our
>> clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down
>> clothes from their
>> brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that
>> young lady is
>> right. We didn't have the green thing back in our day.
>>
>> Back then, we
had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV
>> in every room.
>> And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief
>> (remember them?),
>> not a screen the size of the state of Montana . In the
>> kitchen, we blended
>> and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines
>> to do
>> everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send
>> in the mail, we
>> used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam
>> or plastic bubble
>> wrap.
>>
>> Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline
>> just to cut the
>> lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We
>> exercised by working
>> so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on
>> treadmills that operate
>> on electricity. But she's right. We didn't have the
green
>> thing back then.
>>
>> We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of
>> using a cup or a
>> plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We
>> refilled writing pens
>> with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the
>> razor blades in a
>> razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because
>> the blade got
>> dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then.
>>
>> Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus, and kids rode
>> their bikes to
>> school or walked instead of turning their moms into a
>> 24-hour taxi service.
>> We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank
>> of sockets to
>> power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized
>> gadget to
>> receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000
miles out in
>> space in order to
>> find the nearest pizza joint.
>>
>> But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful
>> we old folks
>> were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?
>>
>>
>> Please forward this on to another selfish old person who
>> needs a lesson in
>> conservation from a prissy-tailed young person.
>>
>> Remember: Don't make old people mad.
>> We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't
>> take much to tick
>> us off.
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