How to catch a wild pig
Alfred E. Newman
Subject: FW: How to Catch a Pig
How to Catch a Pig
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some
exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab
the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his
back and stretching as if his back hurt.
The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The
student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot
while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to
overthrow his country's government and install a new communist
government.
In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a
strange question.
He asked, "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch
line.
The young man said this was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by
finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground.
The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When
they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of
the
place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence,
they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the
fence. They get used to that and start to eat again You continue until
you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side.
The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the
gate
to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.
Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around
and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to
eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten
how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their
captivity."
The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he
sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward
communism/socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form
of
programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income,
tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP),
welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. While we continually lose our freedoms
-
just a little at a time.
One should always remember "There is no such thing as a free
lunch!" Also, "You can never hire someone to provide a service for you
cheaper than you can do it yourself.
Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government "help" is
a problem confronting the future of our republic in America, you might
want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is
essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this
email,
but God help you when the gate slams shut!
J Baker
"Alfred E. Newman" <MyM...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:efeec250-1075-44a5...@e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
Fortunately America, with the exception of the jews and niggers, are not a
nation of pigs. You must be thinking about the French.
LC
Schizophrenic NetNut "J Young" <jyoung...@aol.com> nym-shifting as "J
Baker" <bi...@ass.com> wrote in message news:1f4mfa....@news.alt.net...
> "Alfred E. Newman" <MyM...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:efeec250-1075-44a5...@e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>> Subject: FW: How to Catch a Pig
<snip>
> Fortunately America, with the exception of the jews and niggers, are not a
> nation of pigs. You must be thinking about the French.
I'm sure John Baker might be interested in "J Young's latest forgeries.
Funny how "J Baker's" headers- and obsessions- exactly match those of "J
Young":
Path:
beE1!out04a.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!in04.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!wesley.videotron.net!newsfeed.east.grouptelecom.net!news.alt.net
From: "J Baker" <bi...@ass.com>
Newsgroups: seattle.politics
Subject: Re: How to catch a wild pig
Date: Thu, 6 Dec 2007 00:18:20 -0500
Organization: e f berg & sons
Lines: 77
Message-ID: <1f4mfa....@news.alt.net>
References:
<efeec250-1075-44a5...@e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com>
X-Priority: 3
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3028
X-RFC2646: Format=Flowed; Original
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3028
Xref: usenetserver.com seattle.politics:924305
X-Received-Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2007 00:22:17 EST (beE1)
Certainly the folks at Altopia would like to see how their servers are being
(ab)used.
LC
Schizophrenic NetNut "J Young" <jyoung...@aol.com> nym-shifting as
"J Baker" <bi...@ass.com> wrote in message
> "LC" <LC_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:fjhuh...@enews1.newsguy.com...
>> Schizophrenic NetNut "J Young" <jyoung...@aol.com> nym-shifting as
"J Baker" <bi...@ass.com> wrote in message
news:1f4mfa....@news.alt.net...
<snip>
>>> Fortunately America, with the exception of the jews and niggers, are not
>>> a nation of pigs. You must be thinking about the French.
>> I'm sure John Baker might be interested in "J Young's latest forgeries.
> Or Jim Baker or Joseph Baker or Jerry Baker or just maybe another John
> Baker.
No, it's got "J Young" stench all over it.
All your obsessions, plus your new Altopia account.
Another "J Young" sockpuppet exposed:
"Fortunately America, with the exception of the jews and niggers, are not a
nation of pigs. You must be thinking about the French."
From: "J Baker" <bi...@ass.com>
Newsgroups: seattle.politics
Subject: Re: How to catch a wild pig
Date: Thu, 6 Dec 2007 00:18:20 -0500
Organization: e f berg & sons
Message-ID: <1f4mfa....@news.alt.net>
X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3028
X-RFC2646: Format=Flowed; Original
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3028
From: "J Young" <jyoung...@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.abortion,alt.atheism,seattle.politics
Subject: Re: How to catch a forging "J Young"
Date: Sun, 9 Dec 2007 21:27:30 -0500
Organization: neverwrong.org
Message-ID: <1fetv2....@news.alt.net>
X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3028
X-RFC2646: Format=Flowed; Response
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3028
Too funny...and obvious.
> All I know is that "J Baker" will be around a long, long time
LOL!
Where have I heard that before?:
"I am to be "loose cannon" and don't give a shit if you like it or not. Get
used to it, "loose cannon" will be around a long, long time."
From: "loose cannon" <loos...@aol.com> aka "J Young", a troll with a
crush.
Message-ID: <1119543197.0...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
And, as always, your words ring hollow, troll.
Of course, your use of the perjoratives in your "J Baker" post become just
another part of your sordid PH, Klan boy.
You're nothing more than a schizophrenic coward, "J".
That, and a Usenet whipping boy, is all you'll ever be.
Start liking it.
LC~ Always enjoys when J/IBen/whomever makes it so easy to out him.
"JYoung/IBen is a loudmouth chickenshit who soils his britches at the sight
of his own shadow."
From: spar...@my-deja.com
Message-ID: <1155522832.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
Mark K. Bilbo
> Or Jim Baker or Joseph Baker or Jerry Baker or just maybe another John
> Baker. All I know is that "J Baker" will be around a long, long time
Uh huh. And next you'll try to claim it's not you and act all stunned
anybody thinks it might be.
You. Need. Help.
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
------------------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys
on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING
like Shakespeare!" - Blair Houghton
Gwyneð Bennetdottir
> Schizophrenic NetNut "J Young" <jyoungvisi...@aol.com> nym-shifting as "J
>
> Baker" <b...@ass.com> wrote in messagenews:1f4mfa....@news.alt.net...
> > "Alfred E. Newman" <MyMa...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:efeec250-1075-44a5...@e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> >> Subject: FW: How to Catch a Pig
>
> <snip>
>
> > Fortunately America, with the exception of the jews and niggers, are not a
> > nation of pigs. You must be thinking about the French.
>
> I'm sure John Baker might be interested in "J Young's latest forgeries.
>
> Funny how "J Baker's" headers- and obsessions- exactly match those of "J
> Young":
>
> Path:
> From: "J Baker" <b...@ass.com>
> Newsgroups: seattle.politics
> Subject: Re: How to catch a wild pig
> Date: Thu, 6 Dec 2007 00:18:20 -0500
> Organization: e f berg & sons
> Lines: 77
> Message-ID: <1f4mfa....@news.alt.net>
> References:
> X-Priority: 3
> X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
> X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3028
> X-RFC2646: Format=Flowed; Original
> X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3028
> Xref: usenetserver.com seattle.politics:924305
> X-Received-Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2007 00:22:17 EST (beE1)
>
> Certainly the folks at Altopia would like to see how their servers are being
> (ab)used.
>
> ab...@altopia.com
They don't care.
Unfortunately.
John Baker
<gm...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
>On Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:27:30 -0500, J Young wrote:
>
>
>> Or Jim Baker or Joseph Baker or Jerry Baker or just maybe another John
>> Baker. All I know is that "J Baker" will be around a long, long time
>
>Uh huh. And next you'll try to claim it's not you and act all stunned
>anybody thinks it might be.
>
>You. Need. Help.
He needs a good, old-fashioned ass whipping.
John Baker
>
>Schizophrenic NetNut "J Young" <jyoung...@aol.com> nym-shifting as "J
>Baker" <bi...@ass.com> wrote in message news:1f4mfa....@news.alt.net...
>
>> "Alfred E. Newman" <MyM...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:efeec250-1075-44a5...@e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>
>>> Subject: FW: How to Catch a Pig
>
><snip>
>
>
>> Fortunately America, with the exception of the jews and niggers, are not a
>> nation of pigs. You must be thinking about the French.
>
>I'm sure John Baker might be interested in "J Young's latest forgeries.
>
>Funny how "J Baker's" headers- and obsessions- exactly match those of "J
>Young":
What a pitiful, insignificant piece of human garbage IBen is. It must
suck to have no meaning and purpose in life other than to annoy
complete strangers on Usenet.
I'd almost feel sorry for him if he weren't such an utterly worthless
piece of shit.
LC
"John Baker" <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote in message
news:stdql39h3bmloh7be...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 9 Dec 2007 17:42:37 -0600, "LC" <LC_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>Schizophrenic NetNut "J Young" <jyoung...@aol.com> nym-shifting as "J
>>Baker" <bi...@ass.com> wrote in message
>>news:1f4mfa....@news.alt.net...
>>> "Alfred E. Newman" <MyM...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:efeec250-1075-44a5...@e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>>>> Subject: FW: How to Catch a Pig
>><snip>
>>> Fortunately America, with the exception of the jews and niggers, are not
>>> a nation of pigs. You must be thinking about the French.
>>I'm sure John Baker might be interested in "J Young's latest forgeries.
>>Funny how "J Baker's" headers- and obsessions- exactly match those of "J
>>Young":
> What a pitiful, insignificant piece of human garbage IBen is. It must
> suck to have no meaning and purpose in life other than to annoy
> complete strangers on Usenet.
Clearly, IBen defines "life" differently than sane folks.
> I'd almost feel sorry for him if he weren't such an utterly worthless
> piece of shit.
A schizophrenic sociopath with a bad case of OCD, to be precise.
;^)
I've sent his assorted "J Baker" <bi...@ass.com> posts along to our friends
at ab...@altopia.com
LC
"Gwyneð Bennetdottir" <bennetw...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:25856bdc-f376-4ffb...@e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 10, 12:42 am, "LC" <LC__...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Schizophrenic NetNut "J Young" <jyoungvisi...@aol.com> nym-shifting as "J
>> messagenews:1f4mfa....@news.alt.net...
>> <snip>
>> > Fortunately America, with the exception of the jews and niggers, are
>> > not a nation of pigs. You must be thinking about the French.
>> I'm sure John Baker might be interested in "J Young's latest forgeries.
>> Funny how "J Baker's" headers- and obsessions- exactly match those of "J
>> Young":
>> Path:
>> beE1!out04a.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!in04.usenetserver.com!ne-ws.usenetserver.com!wesley.videotron.net!newsfeed.east.grouptelecom.net!new-s.alt.net
>> From: "J Baker" <bi...@ass.com>
>> Newsgroups: seattle.politics
>> Subject: Re: How to catch a wild pig
>> Date: Thu, 6 Dec 2007 00:18:20 -0500
>> Organization: e f berg & sons
>> Lines: 77
>> Message-ID: <1f4mfa....@news.alt.net>
>> References:
>> <efeec250-1075-44a5-852a-7fe375fa8...@e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com>
>> X-Priority: 3
>> X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
>> X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3028
>> X-RFC2646: Format=Flowed; Original
>> X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3028
>> Xref: usenetserver.com seattle.politics:924305
>> X-Received-Date: Thu, 06 Dec 2007 00:22:17 EST (beE1)
>> Certainly the folks at Altopia would like to see how their servers are
>> being (ab)used.
> They don't care.
> Unfortunately.
Let's find out.
It only takes a moment.
John Baker
They'll send you a reply directing you to a web page where you're
supposed to "confirm" your identity to prove you're a real person and
your complaint is legitimate. The page doesn't work.
Even so, Altopia isn't as bad as Teranews. Teranews not only refuses
to do anything about abuse, they'll actually get pissy with you for
having the audacity to ask them to do their job.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
LC
> On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:42:15 -0600, "LC" <LC_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
<snip>
>>Let's find out.
>>It only takes a moment.
> They'll send you a reply directing you to a web page where you're
> supposed to "confirm" your identity to prove you're a real person and
> your complaint is legitimate. The page doesn't work.
After I confirmed that it was a legitmate TOS complaint it went through.
I've sent every "J Baker" <bi...@ass.com> post to 'em with no bounce backs.
If they receive enough TOS reports, who knows?
Remember his <former> Giganews account?
Speaking of his former Giganews account, here's a good one for you.
"J Young" starts a typical troll:
From: "J Young" <youngo...@aol.com>
Newsgroups:
alt.atheism,alt.california,alt.politics.democrats.d,alt.politics.homosexuality,tx.politics
Subject: Holding TV networks accountable By Rev. Jerry Falwell
Date: Sat, 22 Apr 2006 16:23:50 -0400
Message-ID: <HJWdnZ0XKr4...@giganews.com>
You then respond:
From: John Baker <nu...@bizniz.net>
Newsgroups:
alt.atheism,alt.california,alt.politics.democrats.d,alt.politics.homosexuality,tx.politics
Subject: Re: Holding TV networks accountable By Rev. Jerry Falwell
Message-ID: <4bim42lio0blsms4d...@4ax.com>
Date: Sun, 23 Apr 2006 09:33:36 GMT
And then J's sockpuppet "Auric Hellman" goes after you:
"You let your adversaries make a fool of you when you post such gibberish"
From: "Auric Hellman" <adhe...@volcanomail.com>
Newsgroups:
alt.atheism,alt.california,alt.politics.democrats.d,alt.politics.homosexuality,tx.politics
Subject: Re: Holding TV networks accountable By Rev. Jerry Falwell
Date: 23 Apr 2006 13:53:15 -0700
Message-ID: <1145825595.7...@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
References: <HJWdnZ0XKr4...@giganews.com>
<4bim42lio0blsms4d...@4ax.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: 152.163.100.133
Too funny!
"J" is obviously as stupid with his sockpuppets as he is with everything
else in his "life".
LC
Schizophrenic nutbar "J Young" <jyoung...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1fgfvr....@news.alt.net...
> E.F. Berg posing today as "LC" <LC_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:fjjis...@enews2.newsguy.com...
>> ;^)
>> I've sent his assorted "J Baker" <bi...@ass.com> posts along to our
>> friends at ab...@altopia.com
> Don't forget to include the full headers. LOL!!!!!
Done.
Ready to discuss this, "J/Auric/etc."?:
"Fortunately America, with the exception of the jews and niggers, are not a
nation of pigs. You must be thinking about the French."
From: "J Baker" <bi...@ass.com>
Newsgroups: seattle.politics
Subject: Re: How to catch a wild pig
Date: Thu, 6 Dec 2007 00:18:20 -0500
Message-ID: <1f4mfa....@news.alt.net>
Gwyneð Bennetdottir
He needs a stern ass-fucking by his cellmate.
Gwyneð Bennetdottir
> "John Baker" <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote in message
>
> news:kupql393k8k54i08v...@4ax.com...
>
>
> <snip>
>
> >>Let's find out.
> >>It only takes a moment.
> > They'll send you a reply directing you to a web page where you're
> > supposed to "confirm" your identity to prove you're a real person and
> > your complaint is legitimate. The page doesn't work.
>
> After I confirmed that it was a legitmate TOS complaint it went through.
>
> If they receive enough TOS reports, who knows?
I'll give it try. I hope it works.
[...]