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Why did the chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side. Why did
you cross the road?
Because your dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why do you use the name of a woman killed in the WTC towers on 9/11?
> The only chickens I see are in the supermarket.
Is that where you fuck cold dead fowl?
Gee, it sounds like you have personal experience.
so you admit to fucking chickens at the supermarket
So do some spamming cross-posters named torresd
OH MY GOSH- You do it to them IN THE SUPERMARKET?!?!?!
Have you no shame?
And some people complain about a bug in their sandwich. Imagine
what they would do if they found a dick in their chicken?
Hey I saw those feathers and I just had to have that chicken,
so sue me.
Why do you all have to make so many things into a joke? I know several
Gay couples, and they are all interesting and productive people. I feel
sorry for them to have to endure the snide remarks and such from
unfeeling people.
One of the common argument against Gay Rights is that homosexual
activity is found only in mankind.
As a retired farmer, I can state that this is bullshit. I was a
dairyman, and the cows come into heat about every three weeks until
they are bred and settled.
They exhibit that fact that they are in heat by standing to be ridden by
the other cows in the herd. The cows doing the riding obviously get
sexual satisfaction out of it as they throng around the poor cow and
ride her until the skin is worn off her hide over the pelvis.
Geese in Seattle have been observed to partner up in gay couples and
ignore the other sex.
It seems that it is a natural occurrence in many species and not just a
free choice.
From all the flak that Gay people take, who would voluntarily choose it?
Cheers! W.N.(Bill) McCaw
http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/news/breaking_news/11955884.htm
Posted on Wed, Jun. 22, 2005
Animals exhibit `gay' behavior
BY SANDI DOUGHTON
The Seattle Times
SEATTLE - (KRT) -
Some of Rich Osborne's killer-whale
pictures aren't suitable for children.
But among adults,
the director of the Whale Museum
in the town of Friday Harbor in
Washington state sometimes brings
out the censored shots:
Young males engaging in what
might be described as a ribald
form of fencing.
"We try not to impose
values on these things,"
said Osborne,
who has studied orcas for three decades.
"But it looks pretty homosexual."
From whales to buffalo to Caspian terns,
an abundance of animals exhibit behavior
that in humans would be called gay.
In his book "Biological Exuberance:
Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity,"
Seattle biologist Bruce Bagemihl estimates
450 species display some form of homosexuality,
which can include same-sex courtship, displays
of affection, sexual activity,
long-term pairings and parenting.
_Up to 15 percent of Western
gull pairs are females.
The birds woo each other with
gifts of food and form bonds
that last for years.
They build joint nests and tend
clutches of unfertilized eggs.
Occasionally,
one or both females
will mate with males,
but they always raise
their young together.
_In some penguin species,
males form lifelong same-sex
partnerships -
especially in captivity.
A pair named Roy and Silo in
New York's Central Park Zoo
incubated rocks until keepers
gave them an egg of their own.
_Male giraffes spend most
of their time in bachelor
groups,
where they entwine necks and
rub against each other for up
to an hour at a time.
These "necking" sessions
often culminate in mounting,
and can outnumber heterosexual
encounters 9 to 1.
It's rare for animals to
be exclusively homosexual,
Bagemihl said,
but bisexuality is common.
While male orcas seem to
relish their same-sex romps,
they mate with females, too.
Virtually all bonobos,
or pygmy apes,
are bisexual.
None of this is surprising
to field biologists,
but many omit or gloss
over homosexual behavior
in their scientific reports.
Others have tried to explain
it away as a form of aggression
or confusion.
In species like bonobos,
same-sex behavior seems to
help cement relationships
and defuse conflict,
said University of
California biologist
Marlene Zuk,
author of "Sexual Selections:
What We Can and Can't Learn
About Sex From Animals."
Though it's tricky to
impute motives to animals,
the fact that homosexuality
is so widespread shows it
is not unnatural or
biologically aberrant,
she said.
"But I'm leery of trying to
use animals for models of
our own behavior."
If the animal stories
hold any lesson for
human societies,
Bagemihl said,
it could lie in the dazzling
variety of sexual behavior
nature offers.
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and the cows come into heat about every three weeks until
> they are bred and settled.
xxxx
That kept you busy!!!
>
> They exhibit that fact that they are in heat by standing to be ridden by
> the other cows in the herd. The cows doing the riding obviously get
> sexual satisfaction out of it as they throng around the poor cow and
> ride her until the skin is worn off her hide over the pelvis.
xxxx
You were a pro at standing on a milk pail.
Are you the source of Mad Cow ?
>
> Geese in Seattle have been observed to partner up in gay couples and
> ignore the other sex.
xxxx
They were simply Democrats, you silly.
>
> It seems that it is a natural occurrence in many species and not just a
> free choice.
xxxx
Barnyard Bill macaw speaks from experience that would pail
the area veterinarian.
>
> From all the flak that Gay people take, who would voluntarily choose it?
xxxx
Good thing the jury was rigged on your bestiality trial.
The29
>
> Cheers! W.N.(Bill) McCaw
>
So, a 4 legged chicken just hatched and a two headed cat born. That
doesn't make it normal. Men butt fucking each other is not normal. MAybe
you are looking to "attain" the AIDS virus.
Where does it mention a 4 legged chicken and a two headed car,
anywhere in the article?
However, from the reference to pails, it would seem that he has first
hand knowledge of the anatomical relations between cows and men.
Gay folks are with us and have been since the beginning. I am at loss
why Smith29 and others choose to denigrate them with cheap slams.
They are just people like us, some are saints, some are sinners, and all
points between.
Cheers! W.N.(Bill) McCaw
You seem to have a very high opinion of homosexuals. Exalting them to
sainthood is a bit of a stretch I would think. Especially when virtually
all major religions denounce them. It seems to me that animals not being the
vessels of souls would allow them the ignorance to act homosexual without
condemnation in the eyes of a superior being. Mankind is expected to know
better.