hello

[tert in seattle]

I am here to announce to the readership of seattle.general that it's
true, Seattle is full of dirty hippies with really hairy armpits and
huge puffy bushes of pubic hair. They also wear patchouli and burn
incense so on top of the B.O. this place stinks like you wouldn't believe.

I would go on but you already know the rest, they're communists etc. and
it would be just as well if Seattle fell into the ocean or the sound or
whatever the fuck that water is called over there.