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[Fire Chief]

All of the evil that people have thrust upon chocolate
is really more deserved by milk chocolate,
which is essentially contaminated.
The closer you get to a pure chocolate liquor
(the chocolate essence ground from roasted cacao beans)
the purer it is, the more satisfying it is
the safer it is, and the healthier it is.
Arnold Ismack
The Darker Side of Chocolate
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Chocolate doesn't make the world go around...but it certainly
makes the ride worthwhile!
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Everything I eat should contain either garlic or chocolate,
but never both.
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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces
with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
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Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communications,
a sharing of deep, dark secrets.
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A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the dessert plate.
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There is nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend
with CHOCOLATE.
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Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!
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Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that
effect our feelings and behavor by making you happy. Therefore, it
counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression.
Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition,
both physically and mentally. So eat lots of chocolate.
Book of Divine Indulgences
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Forget love --- I'd rather fall in chocolate!
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I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
will rogers
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Nobody know the truffles I've seen!
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Carmels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.
Milton Shavely Hershey
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EMERGENCY ALERT! If the wearer of this is fond vacant, listless,
or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY!
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A guy found a bottle at the shore, opened it, and out popped the
characteristic genie with the 3 wishes. The guy wished for a million
bucks and, POOF!, there was a million dollars. Next he wished for a
convertible and, POOF! there was the car. Then he wished to be
irresiitble to all women....POOF!, he was turned into a box of
chocolates.
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It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a
substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more
reliable than a woman (and doesn't have PMS or headaches).
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"Exercise" is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth
out with chocolate.
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Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.
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Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.
(Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.) Spanish proverb
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I don't know why so many so-called chocolate lovers complain about
the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is
a vegetable. It comes from the cacao bean and beans are vegetables.
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Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.
THE EMPERORS OF CHOCOLATE: Inside the Secret World of
Hershey and Mars
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I could give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter.
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Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt.
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A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine.
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Life without chocolate is like a beach without water.
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I have a theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.
I can't prove it, but do I dare take the chance?
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I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is
better than sex. If you believe that, you REALLY need to meet that
special someone who can change your mind. If you HAVE met that
special someone and still believe the above, I REALLY NEED to know
where you get your chocolate!!!!!
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Chocolate is best when it melts so creamy and soft in your mouth and
slides down your throat.
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Don't wreck a subline chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like prematital sex, and it will NOT make you
pregnant. And it always feels good.
GROWING UP ON THE CHOCOLATE DIET
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Life is like a box of chocolates -- you never know what you're going
to get. Forrest Gump
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If life is like a box of chocolates, it's time for me to buy another
box. I seemed to have already devoured all the good ones!
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Chocolate -- The Breakfast of Champions!
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Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a
Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate subsitute
for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium and
phosphorous), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat
and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of
chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can be made in favor of
dirt. CHOCOLATE, The Consuming Passion
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Chocolate in the morning is what makes moms get through their day!
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If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top
pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
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Put "eat chocolate" at the top your list of THINGS TO DO TODAY!
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
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Chocolate flows in deep dark, sweet waves, a river to ignite my mind
and alert my senses.
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Man cannot live by chocolate alone, but a woman sure can.
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Chocolate: luscious, lumpy, load of love.....
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The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in
the same world as sex. For myself, I can enjoy the wicked world of
chocolate....entirely to myself. Furtiveness makes it better.
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Everyone has a price......mine is chocolate.
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.. Chocoholic: If found unconscious, administer IV of Hershey's Syrup!
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