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> <             BREAKING WIND
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>  <             BREAKING NEWS
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>        BERNE, Switzerland (Rueters) -- Ed Conrad,
> whom millions of Internet users believe to be
> a freakin' imbecile, may not be THAT dumb
> after all.
>    <
>         Using only a $24.95 Tinkertoy calculator
> and pencil and paper, Ed remarkably has taken
> Pi to an astounding 1,000 digits -- something
> never, ever done before, not even by "Super
> Brain" Stephen Hawking.
>   <
>        Read and weep (for joy):
>  <
> 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510
> 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679
> 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128
> 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196
> 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091
> 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273
> 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436
> 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094
> 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548
> 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912
> 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798
> 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132
>  0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872
> 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235
> 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960
> 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859
> 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881
> 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303
> 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778
> 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989
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>        Ed admits it wasn't the least bit easy
> and awfully time-consuming, estimating it
> must've taken him about an hour-and-a-half
> (minus a coffee break and one trip to the
> crapper).
>    <
>        He has informed the Guinness Book
> of World Records that his next fun project
> will be to count the planets -- and we mean
> in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
>    <
> HOLY SHIT!http://www.edconrad.org
>    <
> MAN AS OLD AS COLE SLAWhttp://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66...
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> MEET THE ASSHOLES RESPONSIBLE FOR GLOBAL WARMING
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> American Association of Physical Anthropologists
> American Board of Forensic Anthropology
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> <
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>   Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
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>   Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
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