< HOLY SH*T!
PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- The
football used in the Eagles' 19-17
victory over the New York Giants
Sunday night is heading straight
It will be personally carried
there and givern to God by Jimmy
Hoffa when he finally gets a decent,
well-deserved funeral on Thursday.
Jimmy, who reportedly was fatally
shot in a hunting accident around
midnight on July 30, 1975, always
told people he was a Detroit Lions
fan but in his heart he really loved
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PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- A
moment of silence will be held before
the kickoff of tonight's Eagles' game
with the New York Giants to pray for
the repose of the soul of an American
Jimmy Hoffa, president of the
Teamsters Union, would have celebrated
his 100th birthday next July but, sadly,
was the unfortunate victim of a hunting
accident just before midnight oO July
30, 1975, and hadn't been seen since.
Sources say that Richard "Don't
Call Me a Dick" Cheney, who'd become
VICE president 26 years later, was
a member of the hunting party.
Here's the official FBI file photo
of Jimmy after Ed Conrad, a noted fossil
hunter, discovered his corpse deep
inside a coal mining stripping pit
near Mahanoy City, Pa., the other day.
Good ol' Ed shows exactly where Jimmy's body was found.
Hoffa, who was called "Shorty"
by those around him because was only
5-foot-5, is a favorite of all Giants
fans because it was believed that his
bones -- interred with cement -- are
holding up one of the goal posts at
Some die-hard fans claim it was
their lucky charm to help the Giants
win the Super bowl last season.
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