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PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- The
football used in the Eagles' 19-17
victory over the New York Giants
Sunday night is heading straight
to Heaven.
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It will be personally carried
there and givern to God by Jimmy
Hoffa when he finally gets a decent,
well-deserved funeral on Thursday.
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Jimmy, who reportedly was fatally
shot in a hunting accident around
midnight on July 30, 1975, always
told people he was a Detroit Lions
fan but in his heart he really loved
the Eagles.
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PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- A
moment of silence will be held before
the kickoff of tonight's Eagles' game
with the New York Giants to pray for
the repose of the soul of an American
idol.
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Jimmy Hoffa, president of the
Teamsters Union, would have celebrated
his 100th birthday next July but, sadly,
was the unfortunate victim of a hunting
accident just before midnight oO July
30, 1975, and hadn't been seen since.
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Sources say that Richard "Don't
Call Me a Dick" Cheney, who'd become
VICE president 26 years later, was
a member of the hunting party.
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Here's the official FBI file photo
of Jimmy after Ed Conrad, a noted fossil
hunter, discovered his corpse deep
inside a coal mining stripping pit
near Mahanoy City, Pa., the other day.
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http://www-deadline-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tommy-goo...
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Good ol' Ed shows exactly where Jimmy's body was found.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/conradshovel.jpg
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Hoffa, who was called "Shorty"
by those around him because was only
5-foot-5, is a favorite of all Giants
fans because it was believed that his
bones -- interred with cement -- are
holding up one of the goal posts at
Giants Stadium.
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Some die-hard fans claim it was
their lucky charm to help the Giants
win the Super bowl last season.
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http://www.vcgamplifier.com/wp-content/uploads/Field-Goal2.jpg
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OTHER GREAT MYSTERIES SOLVED BY ED CONRAD
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org
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NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFK
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#
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911 ALL OVER AGAIN
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad...
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TIME TO END THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad...
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MOONED OVER MIAMI
http://news.goldenweb.it/article.php?l=it&id=5237&group_dir=dc&groupl...
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WHO SAID DOGS CAN'T TALK?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
