MAN'S BRAIN TOO CLOSE TO HIS ASSH*LE

[ignorant bastard]

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< The New York Timex
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HERSHEY, Pa. -- Neurologists who
performed an eight-hour lobotomy on Ed
Conrad's brain have identified the source
of his problem but expressed regret that
they won't be able to fix it.
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"We've learned that Mr. Conrad's brain
is simply located much too close to his
rectum," said Dr. Werner Wiener, head
of the eight-man surgical team. "This, we
feel, explains why The Ignorant Bastard
acts the way he does.
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"We've consulted the Urban Dictionary
and it explains Mr. Conrad's erratic behavior,
especially when he accuses evolutionists
of being brain-washed vested-interest
pseudoscience zombies or insists the
Smithsonian's experts on "Early Man" are
phonier than a four-dollar bill."
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Conrad, whom people long knew has
a very low IQ, has pissed off millions of
Google customers in recent years by
claiming that man is as old as coal and
that death does not exist.
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This is what the Average Joe's brain looks like . . .
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http://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2005/01/050111165229.jpg
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This is what Ed Conrad's brain looks like . . .
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http://www.posiesplace.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/spaghetti-tetrazzini.jpg
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The sophisticated Urban Dictionary,
used quite extensively in the medical
profession, can be found at:
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asshole
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MAKING A MONKEY OUT OF EVOLUTIONISTS
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sci.physics/msg/194e55e1d5d6b724
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org
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[Stern is overrated]

On Dec 6, 2:04 pm, ignorant bastard <heavenlyxfather...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>    <http://www.posiesplace.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/spaghetti-tetra...

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>       The sophisticated Urban Dictionary,
>    used quite extensively in the medical
>    profession, can be found at:
>    <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asshole
>    <
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>  MAKING A MONKEY OUT OF EVOLUTIONISTShttp://groups.google.com/group/alt.sci.physics/msg/194e55e1d5d6b724

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>  MAN AS OLD AS COALhttp://www.edconrad.com
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>  DEATH DOES NOT EXISThttp://www.edconrad.org
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Why are posters to this newsgroup obsessed with Ed Conrad?

[J.G. Wentworth]

In article <18282319-f325-45c5...@f4g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,
Stern is overrated says...

<snip>

>Why are posters to this newsgroup obsessed with Ed Conrad?

Because it *IS* Ed Conrad who is posting these, you clueless idiot.

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[Don Freeman]

+1

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[PeterD]

On 12/7/2012 2:24 AM, Don Freeman wrote:
> On 12/6/2012 9:29 PM, J.G. Wentworth wrote:
>> In article
>> <18282319-f325-45c5...@f4g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,
>> Stern is overrated says...
>>
>> <snip>
>>
>>> Why are posters to this newsgroup obsessed with Ed Conrad?
>>
>>
>> Because it *IS* Ed Conrad who is posting these, you clueless idiot.
>>
>
> +1
>

And all three of you should stop feeding the troll... Most of us have
filters that block all of whack-o Conrad's posts, but when you reply
(and especially when you are so dumb as to post the entire troll
message) you simply invite others to block you as well...

Sheesh. Use your fuckin brains.


--
I'm never going to grow up.

[Bob Casanova]

On Thu, 6 Dec 2012 20:23:35 -0800 (PST), the following
appeared in sci.skeptic, posted by Stern is overrated
<johnnai...@yahoo.com>:

>Why are posters to this newsgroup obsessed with Ed Conrad?

Why not ask Ed, who made the post to which you responded?
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Bob C.

"Evidence confirming an observation is
evidence that the observation is wrong."

- McNameless