Special "Refugee" Offer

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Third world country billboard;

Special offer to all economic refugees.

1.. Leaky boat for sale, guaranteed to get you access to Australia.
2.. Cheap passage, only US$3000 to US$5000 per person.
3.. No further need for temporary visas or temporary Pacific Island
settlement that previously denied boat people access to the many stages of
the free Australian legal system. Pro bono litigation now available at no
cost.
4.. Immediate assistance by Australian KRudd Government who rescinded
former government's policy that denied boat people immediate access to the
Australian welfare system.
5.. Great welfare systems now available on arrival in Australia such as
permanent pension, priority housing allocation, free medical, dental and
hospital treatment, ex gratia payments of cash if required, and generous
baby bonuses.
6.. Permanent Australian pension without the need to work guarantees a
higher standard of living than achievable in your own country.
7.. Offer open to all, including those who may have been aggressors but
now classified as losers following long term civil wars.
8.. For a slightly increased fee, experienced sea captain can accompany
craft.
9.. Prospective clients who bring along a few children enhance their
"refugee" opportunities even further - arrange today.

This offer is too good to refuse.

See you aboard.