VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2008 x
Colonel Jake
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<froups added>
"VideO Madness" "THA SMOKING SONG - Homer Smokin' Weed!!!..."
(by the AUK's der'Office of Illucidus Maximus)
COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
Presents
http://www.coloneljake.com/avideo/000C/
[Official ballot - VOTES MUST APPEAR in Alt.Usenet.Kooks]
On Thu, 1 May 2008 21:37:27 +0000 (UTC),
<fvdd6n$mpg$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
<wran...@caballista.org> posted below:
Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2008 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on May 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
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BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, one may vote on the question for /both/
candidates)
Brandon and Amber Herbert
YES
NO
Abstain
Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon
YES
NO
Abstain
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Greg "Greegor" Hanson
Neither of the above
Abstain
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Anthony X
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Neither of the above
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
David Tholen
Neither of the above
Abstain
JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Anthony X
David Tholen
Neither of the above
Abstain
TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Daniel Joseph Min
David Tholen
Douglas Grant
None of the above
Abstain
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
"Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form" by Alexa Cameron
YES
NO
Abstain
DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
"Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky
YES
NO
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
John Wentzky
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
None of the above
Abstain
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Daniel Joseph Min
David Tholen
Neither of the above
Abstain
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Daniel Joseph Min
John Wentzky
Johnny Wizard
None of the above
Abstain
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Daniel Joseph Min
YES
NO
Abstain
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
David Tholen
YES
NO
Abstain
BALSA GAVEL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Douglas Grant
YES
NO
Abstain
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by Meat Plow
Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet
Neither of the above
Abstain
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
"Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" by Meat->Plow
YES
NO
Abstain
KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one or abstain)
Donald Alford AKA Wizard of Odds
Pamela Russell
Abstain
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Bert "Bertrude" Hoff and Scott "Schattie" Abraham
Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
Abstain
OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
(Vote for one or abstain)
Colonel Jake
Jeff Relf
Abstain
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"Meow" "Let me see?!?!?! (your pussy)..."
(by the AUK's der'Office of Illucidus Maximus)
COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
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SneakyP
news:YICdnZPGsewW7YfV...@comcast.com:
Abstain
>
> Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon
>
Abstain
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Ol' yellerteeth has my vote
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
Anthony X
I am Honored to be the target of PhonyTony's abuselink sigline.
Hohoho
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
Anthony X
Two years ago, and now SlurPhony is complaining ???
Twasn't even my wording, but thanks again for the obsession ToeKnee.
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form" by Alexa Cameron
Abstain
>
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky
Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
Abstain
>
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Daniel Joseph Min
Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
Abstain
> BALSA GAVEL
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
Abstain
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet
Unixidiot has been drooling for Cujo's attention for years.
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" by Meat->Plow
Abstain
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
Pamela Russell
This isn't automatic yet?
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
Abstain
--
SneakyP
What's written in newsgroup stays in newsgroup.
Pame...@webtv.net (INEPT LANDLORD of AMMJ) bellowed to KowKlown in
news:20377-479...@storefull-3157.bay.webtv.net:
> It's really funny that you and I continue to OWN this
> newsgroup, despite the haterf'losers desperate attempts.
>
Then that means haters are here rent-free
We're here at ***your*** expense.
Art Deco
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
>
>Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet
>
>Unixidiot has been drooling for Cujo's attention for years.
mop jockey *hates* being ignored.
--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen
chatnoir
> "Colonel Jake" <SergeantY...@comcast.net> wrote innews:YICdnZPGsewW7YfV...@comcast.com:
>
>
>
> > [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
> > [»»»xYx«««] "All Hail The FNVW" [»»»xYx«««]
> > [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
>
> > <froups added>
>
> > "VideO Madness" "THA SMOKING SONG - Homer Smokin' Weed!!!..."
> > (by the AUK's der'Office of Illucidus Maximus)
>
> > COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
> > Presents
> > http://www.coloneljake.com/avideo/000C/
>
> > [Official ballot - VOTES MUST APPEAR in Alt.Usenet.Kooks]
>
> > On Thu, 1 May 2008 21:37:27 +0000 (UTC),
> > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
Please, you have never abstained in your life - the essence of ah!:
Cujo DeSockpuppet
er...@caballista.org:
> SneakyP <48um...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>>
>>Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet
>>
>>Unixidiot has been drooling for Cujo's attention for years.
>
> mop jockey *hates* being ignored.
Roberta is still having a hissy fit about being the AUK mascot.
Colonel Jake
Jake Horn <Jake.H...@Gmail.com>
<4qOdnSP5nK_aCIbV...@comcast.com>
: Can't imagine who I'd vote for.
:
Give it some time?,
"Maybe soon?!?!?!,...., we'll have Darrick, "john p", Manning,
RetroProphet, Sword of Laban, Anti-Mormon, Duwaynea Anderson,
•R. L. Measures, and anybody else that I missed, on
teh AUK's der'Vote Ballots, real soon!!!..."
And who to vote for?,
"Sometimes?!?!?!,...., just doing a simple Coin toss work well,
just be sure that alt.usenet.kooks, is in the 'Newsgroups: field,'
if and when you do, decide to vote!!!..."
"VideO Madness" "THA SMOKING SONG - Homer Smokin' Weed!!!..."
(by the AUK's der'Office of Illucidus Maximus)
COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
Presents
http://www.coloneljake.com/avideo/000C/
:
: --
: - Jake
:
:
:
: "Colonel Jake" <Sergea...@comcast.net> wrote in message
: news:YICdnZPGsewW7YfV...@comcast.com...
: > [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
: >
SneakyP
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
Joseph Bartlo was a shoe-in for the mascot.
RIP
--
SneakyP
To reply: newsgroup only, what's posted in ng stays in ng.
Some choose to swim in the potty bowl of nan-ae rather than flush it
down :0)
Rev. ButchKnickers LTD
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The Fundamantelist Church of Latter Day Saints.
Hands down winner! (FLDS to be BBQ'ed by the BATF in Colorado City
soon! So get those FLDS coffee mugs and sacred underwear knickers NOW
so you can make a killing selling it on e-Bay later!!)
Gary Duguay
"chatnoir" <wolfb...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:da309866-52bb-4f58...@8g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
Colonel Jake
Gary Duguay <wangdo...@sbcglobal.NOSPAM.net>
<hOQTj.2391$3O7....@newssvr19.news.prodigy.net>
:
: plonk
:
: chatnoir <wolfb...@mindspring.com>
: SneakyP <48um...@sneakemail.com>
: > Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
: >
: >
: >
: > > [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
Colonel Jake
Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
<YICdnZPGsewW7YfV...@comcast.com>
:
: [»»»xYx«««] [»»»xYx«««]
: «««<(YES)>»»»
:
: Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon
:
: «««<(YES)>»»»
:
: KOOK OF THE MONTH
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: «««<(Abstain)>»»»
:
: CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: «««<(Abstain)>»»»
:
: COWARD OF THE MONTH
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: «««<(David Tholen)>»»»
:
: JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: «««<(David Tholen)>»»»
:
: TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
: (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
:
: «««<(David Tholen)>»»»
:
: VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
: (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
:
: "Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form" by Alexa Cameron
:
: «««<(YES)>»»»
:
: DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
: (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
:
: "Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky
:
: «««<(YES)>»»»
:
: GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
: (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
:
: «««<(Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter)>»»»
:
: BUSTED URINAL AWARD
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: «««<(David Tholen)>»»»
:
: UNABOMBER SURPRISE
: (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
:
: «««<(None of the above)>»»»
:
: 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
: (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
:
: Daniel Joseph Min
:
: «««<(YES)>»»»
:
: BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
: (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
:
: David Tholen
:
: «««<(YES)>»»»
:
: BALSA GAVEL
: (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
:
: Douglas Grant
:
: «««<(YES)>»»»
:
: BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
: (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
:
: «««<(Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet)>»»»
:
: PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
: (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
:
: "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" by Meat->Plow
:
: «««<(YES)>»»»
:
: KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
: (Vote for one or abstain)
:
: «««<(Pamela Russell)>»»»
:
: MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
: (Vote for one or abstain)
:
: «««<(Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel)>»»»
:
: OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
: (Vote for one or abstain)
:
: «««<(Abstain)>»»»
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Pinku-Sensei
> [遙誌Yx垂侷 [遙誌Yx垂侷
> [遙誌Yx垂侷 "All Hail The FNVW" [遙誌Yx垂侷
> [遙誌Yx垂侷 [遙誌Yx垂侷
Thank you, Joey.
> <froups added>
Trimmed to those with candidates on the ballot (Rauni is a former regular
of SPP, so it stays).
> On Thu, 1 May 2008 21:37:27 +0000 (UTC),
> <fvdd6n$mpg$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
> <wran...@caballista.org> posted below:
>
>
> Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2008 Usenet Kook
> Awards.
...
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, one may vote on the question for
> /both/ candidates)
>
> Brandon and Amber Herbert
YES
> Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon
YES
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
Greg "Greegor" Hanson
One of these days, Greegor will notice that, not only is he playing in the
truck lane of USENET, but that he's been run over.
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
Anthony X
Sir Tony Baloney is still trying to get someone who doesn't use Google
Groups anymore banned from Google Groups, and crusading about it to boot.
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
David Tholen
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
Douglas Grant
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form" by Alexa Cameron
YES
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky
YES
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
Offering money to get her online adversaries. That's really crusading!
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
Daniel Joseph Min
Min is such a ghoul!
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
Daniel Joseph Min
And a screeder, too!
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Daniel Joseph Min
YES
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
YES
> BALSA GAVEL
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Douglas Grant
YES
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by Meat Plow
My first acquaintance with Meat->Plow came from his being lamed in OMH's
.sig, back in 2001, when he was posting as "Malkavian" out of Petitmorte.
That's some /old/ training!
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" by Meat->Plow
YES
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
Pamela Russell
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
Bert "Bertrude" Hoff and Scott "Schattie" Abraham
These two have been circle-jerking each other since last century.
> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
Colonel Jake
I was a good tenure, Joey. Don't be sad about losing. Cheer up, as AUK
Mascot nominations are coming up this weekend.
The polls are now closed. The votes have been tabulated and the results
will be announced late Saturday in the Western Hemisphere.
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://club127.net/auk/
hones...@centurytel.net
"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-...@caballista.org> wrote in message:
> I'm still Ghey, Joey.
> Pinku-Sensei
> FNVW of AUK
We know, Miss Pinky Sue Lamb-Deco.
HJ