Google Groups no longer supports new Usenet posts or subscriptions. Historical content remains viewable.

Dismiss

Re: "The Bozo March!!!..." (Re: What do you call having urges for poking ones own eyes out when seeing sharp objects?) ooox

0 views

Skip to first unread message

Colonel Jake

unread,

May 14, 2008, 6:07:20 PM5/14/08

<Subject: link restored>

<play 'The Bozo March' in teh background>
(http://www.coloneljake.com/media/bs.mp3)

ChattyDaisy <chatt...@hotmail.com>
<news:fc9d5ec7-d44f-45b5...@p39g2000prm.googlegroups.com>
:Bozo <Bozo_D...@37.com>
:>Bozo <Bozo_D...@37.com>
:>:ChattyDaisy <chatt...@hotmail.com>
:>:>Bozo <Bozo_D...@37.com>
:>:>:ChattyDaisy <chatt...@hotmail.com>
:>:>:>Bozo <Bozo_D...@37.com>
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:ChattyD, ignore all those rants by Tommy about
:>:>:>:posting original material unless you think it's
:>:>:>:worthwhile.
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:About your reprint on a tracheotomy, I think it
:>:>:>:illustrates the importance of niche marketing, which
:>:>:>:is why I sent it to the Swiss Army Knife People.
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:I think a trach tool for people like Wilder is worth
:>:>:>:considering. A sharp pointy doo-hicky for poking
:>:>:>:through flesh and bone would be a perfect addition
:>:>:>:to the "Rescue Tool & Knife of 2007" which you can
:>:>:>:see at
:>:>:>:(http://www.swissarmy.com/MultiTools/Pages/Product.aspx?category=doit
yourself&product=53900)
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:Or added perhaps to the 'Blue Swiss Army "Skipper"
:>:>:>:Knife' in honor of my new nom de Guerre "Skipper" at
:>:>:>:(http://www.princetonwatches.com/shop/53663.asp)
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:OR better yet it belongs on the all new "Swiss Army
:>:>:>:Altimeter Plus Knife" a
(http://www.princetonwatches.com/shop/53957.asp). I could
:>:>:>:see a pointy little trach tool built into the
:>:>:>:"Altimeter Plus Knife", perfect for sky divers
:>:>:>:worried about chute lines getting bunched-up around
:>:>:>:their blow holes during free fall. Now that's a
:>:>:>:convincing product demo I'd like to see on YouTube.
:>:>:>:Especially when they cut all their lines.
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:-Skipper Bozo-
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:(http://www.swissarmy.com/multitools/Pages/Category.aspx?category=doi
tyourself)
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>
:>:>:>Is that how you did it Bozo? Did you use the Swiss
:>:>:>Knife collection to carve out, um, you know, the
:>:>:>large ugly place?
:>:>:>
:>:>:>Regards,
:>:>:>Daisy
:>:>:>
:>:>:
:>:>:Oh some of it was Swiss, some of it was Japanese, some
:>:>:of it was Caterpillar. Here's a group photo of just
:>:>:some of the hardware and excavation.
:>:>:
:>:>:-Bozo "Can you dig it!" de Niro-
:>:>:
:>:>:(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/57410781.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A
4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE7F92C05092A12AE6A40A659CEC4C8CB6)
:>:>:
:>:>:(http://www.woai.com/media/news/7/f/b/7fbdde14-2bbc-4599-b798-17436eecd
55e/Story.jpg)
:>:>:
:>:>:(http://www.lazygranch.com/images/misc/oliely.jpg)
:>:>:
:>:>:(http://www.mitsuimiike.co.jp/product/doboku/kuse.html)
:>:>:
:>:>:(http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.standup/browse_thread/thread
/354d2e16c1d4988d/a13f13d0055c12e3?hl=en#a13f13d0055c12e3)
:>:>:
:>:>:(http://www.walters-group.co.uk/images/d77%20400%20transp.gif)
:>:>:
:>:>
:>:>I was reluctant to click on the links after once doing
:>:>so only to see your wide spread deformity. The links
:>:>surprised me; I always figured you were born like that
:>:>or had some disease whose name escapes me right now;
:>:>what do they call that disease where a person feels
:>:>strong desire to insert small kitchen appliances like
:>:>potato peelers, whisks, immersion technology blenders
:>:>and perhaps industrious ice cream scoopers into the
:>:>rectum? When need be how do you get an accurate body
:>:>temperature reading?
:>:>
:>:>Regards,
:>:>Daisy
:>:>
:>:
:>:You can poke fun all you want but unlike most people
:>:your age Goatse will never need to undergo a colonoscopy
:>:and the risks associated with it so eat your heart out.
:>:
:>:(http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.standup/browse_thread/thread/8
f23076ee7acde6d?hl=en)
:>:
:>:-Bozo-
:>:
:>
:>MY PROCTOLOGIST JUST PHONED AND SAID "You asshole! That's
:>a sigmoidoscopy he can avoid not a colonoscopy." That
:>guy's a pain in the ass.
:>
:>-Bozo "That's not a light at the end of the tunnel, it's
:>a train coming toward you" de Niro-
:>
:
:All these excuses to pretend that it's not your own rectum
:photo. Admit it, you got out of control one night and
:snapped a few pictures of your rectum and now you regret
:it, but are too pompous to admit it.
:

A few photos?,
"Jesus Chatty?!?!?!,...., BozoHoLE DE NIRo has a whole
spread of them!!! (a whole freckin' Gallery)..."

So here you go? (ChattyDaisy),
"Poke your eyes out?!?!?!,...., with these!!!..."

Colonel Jake'sters:

'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)

'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)

Order of Lenin for Usefulness
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)

Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite
(http://club127.net/auk/)

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

:
:Regards,
:Daisy (embrace your diversity)
:

Colonel Jake

unread,

May 14, 2008, 11:11:44 PM5/14/08

<play 'The Bozo March' in teh background>
(http://www.coloneljake.com/media/bs.mp3)

ChattyDaisy <chatt...@hotmail.com>
<news:a129bb8b-a56f-4607...@i36g2000prf.googlegroups.com>
:Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
:> ChattyDaisy <chatt...@hotmail.com>

:> <news:fc9d5ec7-d44f-45b5...@p39g2000prm.googlegroups.com>
:> :Bozo <Bozo_D...@37.com>
:> :>Bozo <Bozo_D...@37.com>
:> :>:ChattyDaisy <chatt...@hotmail.com>
:> :>:>Bozo <Bozo_D...@37.com>
:> :>:>:ChattyDaisy <chatt...@hotmail.com>
:> :>:>:>Bozo <Bozo_D...@37.com>
:> :>:>:>:
:> :>:>:>:ChattyD, ignore all those rants by Tommy about
:> :>:>:>:posting original material unless you think it's
:> :>:>:>:worthwhile.
:> :>:>:>:
:> :>:>:>:About your reprint on a tracheotomy, I think it
:> :>:>:>:illustrates the importance of niche marketing, which
:> :>:>:>:is why I sent it to the Swiss Army Knife People.
:> :>:>:>:
:> :>:>:>:I think a trach tool for people like Wilder is worth
:> :>:>:>:considering. A sharp pointy doo-hicky for poking
:> :>:>:>:through flesh and bone would be a perfect addition
:> :>:>:>:to the "Rescue Tool & Knife of 2007" which you can
:> :>:>:>:see at
:> :>:>:>:

(http://www.swissarmy.com/MultiTools/Pages/Product.aspx?:category=doityourse
lf&product=53900)
:> :>:>:>:
:> :>:>:>:Or added perhaps to the 'Blue Swiss Army "Skipper"

tory.jpg)
:> :>:>:
:> :>:>:

:> "Jesus Chatty?!?!?!,...., BoZoHoLE DE NIRo has a whole

:> :
:
:I'm starting to think you're Bozo's photographer.
:

Ouch! (can you wash it off, do you suppose),
"How I feel so FUCKING?!?!?!,...., contaminated right now!!!..."
(could you imagine, standing next to that, while its, Aerating)
<lites cigarette, and clicks link below>

:
: I refuse to abuse my eyeballs or exert energy
: on those links...
:

<putting on 3-D Glasses, squints and randomly, clicks one more link>
<randomly chosen link, from above database>
<->
<-> : (http://data.exet.nu/bildarkiv/goatse/goatse_15.jpg)
<->
</randomly chosen link, from above database>

l(o )( O )ky l( O )( o)ky?,
"DAMN!!! (BoZoHoLE DE NIRo),...., you've been FUCKING?!?!?!,....,
VIoLATED!!! (GoDDAMNED FUCKING 'AZZ CLoWN' DADDY FUCKER)..."

:
: Regards,
: Daisy
:

0 new messages