PETRIFIED PENIS T-SHIRTS HOTTEST ITEM ON BLACK FRIDAY

[ignorant bastard]

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HAPPY VALLEY, Pa. (Rueters) --
The economic slowdown in this Central
Pennsylvania community has gotten
a shot in the arm with the incredible
sale of Penn State Petrified Penis T-shirts.
Walmart and other major department
stores were bombarded with Black Friday
shoppers at 5 a.m. eager to acquire a few
of them, one for every member of the family.
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"It's the hottest item they've had since
Playstation 2 or the Hula Hoop," said a
really older woman, wearing earmuffs.
She said her mother used to work
at the store in the mid-1950s and sort
of remembers the mob that jammed
the store to get those yo-yos that
used to light up.
The petrified penis is the rage of
Happy Valley because it apparently
is a relic of our GGGGGGGGG-Great
Grandpa and proves that man existed
on earth in almost our present form
long before evolution was a twinkle
in the eye of Charlie Darwin's daddy.
Ed Conrad, who discovered the
petrified penis in his coal bin, greeted
shoppers and revealed that T-shirts
will go on sale on eBay later today.
They can be found by calling up
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=T-shirts&_sacat=See-All-Categories
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STATE COLLEGE, Pa (Rueters)
-- An estimated 110,000 turned out
at Beaver Stadium today for the
inaugural display of Ed Conrad's
petrified penis.
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"Actually, it was even more than we
get for a sellout Penn State football
game," said a longtime beer vendor.
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Beaver Stadium can comfortably
seat 106,572 rear ends which makes
it the second largest stadium in the
Western Hemisphere and fourth
largest in the world.
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The penis, discovered between
coal veins, was the hit of the day
and many waiting in the long lines
paid $25 just to touch it.
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Evolutionists and corrupt physical
anthropologists admit that it -- and
many other petrified human remains
found in the same Carboniferous
strata -- prove that our ancestors
inhabited the earth eons before
Charles Darwin's absurd theory
put us here.
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Visitors came from many miles
away to see the exhibit, some from
as far away as Jersey Shore which
I'm told is a two-hour drive directly
south of Atlantic City.
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The petrified penis will be on
display Friday and Saturday before
being packed and shipped in a
Brink's armored truck to Washington,
D.C., where it will be on display at
The Smithsonian.
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