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G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Sep 14, 2006, 8:48:48 AM9/14/06
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They are the strongest animal in the ocean. They like humans. They are
also the most intelligent. Easy to train. A team of them could pull a
large ship at a fairly good speed.and it would be like getting almost
free energy. If the Titanic used a team of killer whales it would not
need those tall dirty smoke stacks. The whales would be to smart to get
near that iceberg. Passengers would like going to the bow and watch the
the killer whales. No engine room noise to keep them awake.(no engine
room) Best to keep in mind that there was a spacetime when
ships would only go "if man rowed" Bert

Double-A

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Sep 14, 2006, 10:05:41 AM9/14/06
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Good idea, Bert. If the price of oil goes too high, the passengers in
steerage can be required to row!

Double-A

CWatters

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Sep 14, 2006, 11:45:31 AM9/14/06
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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" <herbert...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> They are the strongest animal in the ocean. They like humans. They are
> also the most intelligent. Easy to train. A team of them could pull a
> large ship at a fairly good speed.and it would be like getting almost
> free energy.

Don't forget to send a fishing boat on ahead to collect food for the whales.


hanson

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Sep 14, 2006, 1:52:52 PM9/14/06
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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" <herbert...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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>
[hanson]
ahahaha.... ahahahaha.... AHAHA...Herbie Herbie, Herbie
that may all sound very profound in your own mind, but why
is it that you, who praises and adores Israel into high heaven,
are NOT able or willing to give an even simple answer to the
question re: Israel, and instead you do scream more 'Heil Zion',
usually accompanied by your seeding and fomenting of more
Anti-Semitism with your nasty and extremely bigoted comments
instead of answering the simple question:

== What good or benefit has come in return to the American
taxpayers from Israel for all that tax money that came off the
tables from poor American families?"

== "...the USA, which is paying to Israel 3-7 Billion $$$US tax
money each year for the last 60 years & an equal $ amount
to the muslim ass-venters to placate and pacify them so that
they don't continue to kick Jew ass, does beg the question:

==== What are all these BILLIONS of US tax-payer dollars
buying the American public, besides continuous terrorism,
mayhem and war where Jews are being connected to or
involved in ?
------- answer that, oye-weh-Bert -----

PS: in one of your recent nasties, instead of you answering
the above, you said: "Why don't you go to Iran and protect
bin Larden." ... But Herbie, a much more pertinent comment
by you would have been why it is that that one of the "Ten most
Wanted" on the FBI list happens to be a TERRORIST JEW by
name of Adam Pearlman from Riverside, California, aka
Adam Yahiye Gadahn who is Al Qaida's #3 chieftain. This Jew
turned Muslim threatened that LA and Melbourne will be the
next target of terrorist attacks and "much less compassionate"
then the London & Spain massacres were.. see: 09-12-05
abclocal.go.com/kabc/news/ 102904_nw_american_alQaeda.html
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/31400b26f8948943


G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Sep 14, 2006, 5:38:07 PM9/14/06
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CWaters If they are pulling a cruise ship they could eat all the left
over food. Cruise ship food is so good,and some wine,and they would have
a big smile on their face.I think they swim right along when they
sleep,so that works out good. They could be breed for size and speed.
Should something happen and the ship sinks they would protect people in
the water from sharks. Killer whales hate sharks. Bert

Timo Nieminen

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Sep 14, 2006, 6:07:53 PM9/14/06
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On Thu, 14 Sep 2006, G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

> Killer whales hate sharks.

You think so? I would have thought they'd think that sharks are nice and
tasty, with no bony bones even!

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Shrine to Spirits: http://www.users.bigpond.com/timo_nieminen/spirits.html

hanson

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Sep 14, 2006, 8:03:57 PM9/14/06
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....oye-weh-Zionist Glaser aka "G=EMC^2 Glazier", the bigot,
<herbert...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> [Killer whales] could be breed for size and speed.

> Should something happen and the ship sinks they
> would protect people in the water from sharks.
> Killer whales hate sharks. Bert
>
[hanson]
ahahaha.... ahahahaha.... AHAHA...Herbie Herbie, Herbie
that must be the same speed you use when you praise & adore
Israel into high heaven, yet why are you NOT able or willing to

give an even simple answer to the question re: Israel, and
instead you do scream more 'Heil Zion', usually accompanied
by your seeding & fomenting of more Anti-Semitism with your

nasty and extremely bigoted comments instead of answering
the simple question:

== What good or benefit has come in return to the American
taxpayers from Israel for all that tax money that came off the
tables from poor American families?"

== "...the USA, which is paying to Israel 3-7 Billion $$$US tax
money each year for the last 60 years & an equal $ amount
to the muslim ass-venters to placate and pacify them so that
they don't continue to kick Jew ass, does beg the question:

==== What are all these BILLIONS of US tax-payer dollars
buying the American public, besides continuous terrorism,
mayhem and war where Jews are being connected to or
involved in ?
------- answer that, oye-weh-Bert -----

PS: in one of your recent nasties, instead of you answering
the above, you said: "Why don't you go to Iran and protect
bin Larden." ... But Herbie, a much more pertinent comment
by you would have been why it is that that one of the "Ten most
Wanted" on the FBI list happens to be a TERRORIST JEW by

name of Adam Pearlman from Riverside, California, aka.

G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Sep 14, 2006, 8:07:54 PM9/14/06
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Double -A killer whales can make the best lifeguards. A child once was
blown out to sea sitting in a plastic pool. It acted like a raft,and
everyone tried to swim out to this 4 year old girl,but the wind was
blowing off shore at 7 mph,and even the life guard could not swim more
than 4mph. The pool raft tipped over the child went under. Once under
water who could ever find her. A well trained killer whale working with
the life guard could have saved this child. killer whales are
very fast. They see well underwater,and if the water is murky,it can
switch to its sonar,and staying under for 15 minutes is no problem. With
their large mouth they would lift the child to the surface,and even
beach themselves and gently place her into her mothers waiting arms.
They are so clever they would need little training. They would take
great pride in performing this feat.because they give birth,and take
care of their babies just like human mothers,and know what that mother
must be going through waiting for her baby. Bert

hanson

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Sep 14, 2006, 9:42:26 PM9/14/06
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....oye-weh-Zionist Glaser aka "G=EMC^2 Glazier", the bigot,
<herbert...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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>With their large mouth they would lift the child
>
[hanson]
ahahaha.... ahahahaha.... AHAHA...Herbie Herbie, Herbie
Right on!.... and you do that the same lifting with YOUR large
loudmouth for the "Children of Israel" when you praise & adore

wcb

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Sep 14, 2006, 10:01:21 PM9/14/06
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

> They are the strongest animal in the ocean. They like humans.

They get bored easy and eat a lot.

Use net kooks, sure a lot of em will snuff it
pulling ships in cold water but we have an over-supply
and nobody would miss them much.
Use a whip and feed them gruel.


--

Where did all these braindead morons come from!
What diseased sewer did they breed in and how did
they manage to find their way out on their own?

Cheerful Charlie

Greg Hansen

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Sep 14, 2006, 9:51:32 PM9/14/06
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

I don't know about towing ships. But the US military trained dolphins
to protect ships in harbors from saboteurs in Vietnam. The idea was to
train the dolphins to attack divers that would try to plant explosives
on the ships. They thought knives would kill slowly enough that the
divers could still detonate their explosives, and equipping the dolphins
with explosive-tipped weapons might injure them. So they strapped on
large hypodermic needles with compressed air supplies.

G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Sep 15, 2006, 9:39:02 AM9/15/06
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Greg It is the ways dolphins have helped humankind that gave me the
idea for this post. Dolphins hate sharks. Here in Florida we have
lots of dolphins,and they are the stars at our water parks.They like
human's.are clever fast swimmers have radar Maybe they could be trained
to bring people up when under water. All Florida beaches have an
undertow and riptide at times. The reason these large mammals hate
sharks is sharks will attack their babies that have strayed to far from
their mother. Dolphins kill very large sharks by hitting their
gills.They are so smart they know the gills are sharks Achilles heels
Bert

Double-A

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Sep 15, 2006, 10:02:11 AM9/15/06
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Killer whales aren't big enough to pull cruise ships, Bert. They only
grow to 30 feet long. For such a big job you need blue whales that
grow to 90 feet. Now there would be a team!

Double-A

hanson

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Sep 15, 2006, 10:34:00 AM9/15/06
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....oye-weh-Zionist Glaser aka "G=EMC^2 Glazier", the bigot,
<herbert...@webtv.net> pontifficated in his message
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> Dolphins are so smart ....
> Bert
>
[hanson]
ahahaha.... ahahahaha.... AHAHA... Herbie Herbie, Herbie,
but are you that smart also when you praise & adore Israel
into high heaven? If so, then why are you NOT able or willing

G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Sep 15, 2006, 3:07:34 PM9/15/06
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Double -A here are some reasons I don't like blue whales to pull large
ships. They don't have the right diet. Only like very cold waters They
might be 3 times bigger but are 6 times slower.Killer whales for some
reason?? kill blue whales. The killer whale has no enemies. Its to big
strong strong fast and smart. OK they only weigh on average 7 tons. A
team of 6 and you got 42 tons. The cruise ship is 80,000tons(not so
terrible) I had a.32foot cabin cruiser(Evens) and it woulfd move with
the pressure of my little figger. Ships would be lighter,and that means
go faster if killer whales did the pulling. It has some draw backs that
could be worked out over time. I don't think killer whales are lazy
Bert

Drac...@hotmail.com

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Sep 16, 2006, 1:48:18 AM9/16/06
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We wouldn't for the same reason we don't use horses for transporting
most anything anymore. Cruse ships are not 80,000 tons. the mickey
mouse cruise ship is 300,000 lbs and that's 150 tons (I saw part of a
special as I was channel surfing). Plus money should be spent in
learning more about killer whales (which are actually dolphins) to see
if they could help us in more intellectual ways. Orca's, as they
should be called, are the top predator in the ocean and that's why I
think they would be best.

G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Sep 16, 2006, 10:04:25 AM9/16/06
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Draco You are way off saying the Micky Mouse cruise ship is only 150
tons. Best to keep in mind there are oil tankers that weigh in at
300,000 tons. The rest of your post was very good. If we ever make
killer whales do work for us,I don't want them referred to as "beasts
of burden" They deserve greater respect Bert

Double-A

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Sep 16, 2006, 11:11:11 AM9/16/06
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Would you want Shetland Ponies pulling the Budweiser beer wagon, or the
Clydesdales?

Double-A

hanson

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Sep 16, 2006, 12:28:30 PM9/16/06
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....oye-weh-Zionist Glaser aka "G=EMC^2 Glazier", the bigot,
<herbertglazier @ webtv.net> pontificated in his message
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> Draco The rest of your post was very good. -- Bert

>
[hanson]
ahahaha.... ahahahaha.... AHAHA... Herbie Herbie, Herbie,
that very same thing will be said about you, Herbie, once
you explain to us why you praise & adore Israel into high heaven,
yet you are NOT able or willing to give an even simple answer

G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Sep 16, 2006, 3:20:35 PM9/16/06
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Double-A as you know I only drink "Bud Light" so I'm parochial to
Clydales. Still your not comparing apples with oranges. The killer
whale might still fit best. bert

hanson

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....oye-weh-Zionist Glaser aka "G=EMC^2 Glazier", the bigot,
<herbertglazier @ webtv.net> pontificated in his message
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> A-A: ...I only drink ... so I'm parochial ...might still fit best. bert

>
[hanson]
ahahaha.... ahahahaha.... AHAHA... Herbie Herbie, Herbie,
Yes, that is "Sad but true", as you so often say, Bert, and you
actually said that you were "Narrowly restricted in scope
or outlook" See: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/parochial
This is all the more a very good reason Herbert for you to

G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Sep 17, 2006, 3:25:49 PM9/17/06
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Double-A The killer whale likes to kill just for the sake of
killing(sad But true) We know this is true of humankind,but begs the
question whales have no Gods and yet they kill.??Hmmm Bert

hanson

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[hanson]
ahahaha.... ahahahaha.... AHAHA... Herbie Herbie, Herbie,
Yes, that is "sad But true", and the ancient Israelites did
even kill on the "instructions" from their God, which is why you
should explain to us why you praise & adore Israel into high heaven,

Jeff…Relf

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Sep 17, 2006, 4:12:31 PM9/17/06
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Hi Bert, Orca can't survive without certain aquatic habitats;
whoever/whatever controls those habitats are the orca's Devil_God.
Without even trying, humans have evicted and killed entire orca societies.

Jeff…Relf

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Sep 17, 2006, 4:50:30 PM9/17/06
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Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson,
Collectively, the U.S. and its partners ( including the IMF ! ) are
the _Real_ God of the Middle East... making Allah and Jehovah look small.
Isreal and Saudi Arabia are under their thumb, controlling the region.
The U.S. and it's partners won WWII,
gaining control of the oil in the " Holy Land ".
They collect rent in the form of oil ( which they lust for like junkies ).
They lay down the law and evict ( or kill ) whoever they please.


T Wake

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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" <herbert...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Double-A The killer whale likes to kill just for the sake of
> killing(sad But true)

Prove this is the case.

G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Sep 18, 2006, 9:56:29 AM9/18/06
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Jeff In some respects humankind is like the Mafia it has no respect for
life.Look at all the millions of tigers that have been killed to make
ugly rich ladies look better. Bert

G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Sep 18, 2006, 10:00:55 AM9/18/06
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T Wake The killer whales do not eat Blue whales. They do kill them.
This has been documented. They kill them by bitting off their fins. Sad
but true Bert

hanson

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....oye-weh-Zionist Glaser aka "G=EMC^2 Glazier", the bigot,
<herbertglazier @ webtv.net> pontificated in his message
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> This has been documented. Sad but true Bert

>
[hanson]
ahahaha.... ahahahaha.... AHAHA...Herbie Herbie, Herbie
What is "Sad but true" is that you have not said nor documented
why you praise & adore Israel into high heaven, yet why are
you NOT able or willing to give an even simple answer to the

hanson

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Sep 18, 2006, 1:17:39 PM9/18/06
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....oye-weh-Zionist Glaser aka "G=EMC^2 Glazier", the bigot,
<herbertglazier @ webtv.net> pontificated in his message
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> Look at all the millions . Bert

>
[hanson]
ahahaha.... ahahahaha.... AHAHA...Herbie Herbie, Herbie
Not millions, it's Billions! for why you praise & adore Israel into

T Wake

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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" <herbert...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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>T Wake The killer whales do not eat Blue whales. They do kill them.
> This has been documented. They kill them by bitting off their fins. Sad
> but true Bert

How does that show killing for "the sake of it"? (as opposed to any other
reason, i.e. dominance of the area etc).


tadchem

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Sep 18, 2006, 5:36:11 PM9/18/06
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
> They are the strongest animal in the ocean. They like humans. They are
> also the most intelligent. Easy to train. A team of them could pull a
> large ship at a fairly good speed.and it would be like getting almost
> free energy. If the Titanic used a team of killer whales it would not
> need those tall dirty smoke stacks. The whales would be to smart to get
> near that iceberg. Passengers would like going to the bow and watch the
> the killer whales. No engine room noise to keep them awake.(no engine
> room) Best to keep in mind that there was a spacetime when
> ships would only go "if man rowed" Bert

Could we train orcas to used keyboards, laser mice, or even joysticks?

I tried getting an infinite number of monkeys to do my English homework
once, but they can't spell at all. Proofreading took forever.

Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA

jmfb...@aol.com

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Sep 19, 2006, 6:22:21 AM9/19/06
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In article <1158615371.7...@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,

Now you would be able to harvest your typewriter output from s.p.
Should take a couple minutes and people don't seem to care about
corrected spelling.

/BAH

G=EMC^2 Glazier

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Sep 21, 2006, 6:48:39 PM9/21/06
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To All (FloridaTalk) Be nice having a home on the water,and having a
killer whale as a pet. Just make a few clicking sounds and he come's up
to you so you can get on his back. Take you for long rides. No
pollution,no fuel costs,no maintenance. No chance of fire. No chance of
sinking. A well trained killer whale could be worth more than the winner
of the Kentucky Derby. Bert

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