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Jul 28, 2006, 4:56:28 PM7/28/06
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Hey!..... yo, guys! Thanks for your inquiry about my well being...
....ahahaha... yeah, right!... you fucking pricks!... ahahahaha......
My absence was due to the hair-raising and bad-ass assignment
forwhere some of you felt 6th sense vibes... about my high demise
potential ... ahahahaha.... Maybe I'll tell you all about it one day.
It was surreal:
There were green fields full of orchid-like flowers. A flora of comparable
beauty I have never seen elsewhere. The fauna, referring to the sapien
kind, was the opposite. The ugly bastards killed each other off around
me and died like flies in a DDT char. Luck was with me and I merely
got hit and "scratched".... So, your homicidal wishes had a basis but
were premature, you ill-begotten cocksuckers.... AHAHAHA......

[Potter]
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/ca9b10664f57b884
> Maybe he got arrested by Homeland Security
> for trying to instigate someone to assassinate the Decider.
> maybe hanson was done in by some General Relativity cultist!
>
[hanson]
The "Decider".... ahahaha... Your communist and homicidal
instigations are well known, Tom. You still owe an apology to
the ladies, you uncouth fuck!... for advocating to murder the Bush
family and to piss on them. ... and now... you have hopes for action
by the Jew run Homeland Security, after you attacked the Prez and
his DHS chief, son'o rabbi Chertoff ....ahaha... fat chance, fat Tom!

Potter, stop whining and cursing about what was and is in politics
NOW. Advocate and instigate instead for YOUR principles and
YOUR candidate, NOW, for the next election cycle...to get YOUR
sociopolitical wishes voted in. --- But none of that is heard from you.
I understand your armchair behavior though since you will be in a
geriatric armchair soon... the kind with wheels though..... ahahahaha....
>
[Sam Wormley]
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/12085804e7fe4d74
> Potter, being the fool that he is, should try plugging some numbers into
> his [hanson's] equation
> (M_e /h ) * (2 G/c^2) * 86400 = 38 盜
> The equation isn't even dimensionally correct. Of course Potter wouldn't
> understand that. Here's the correct calculation, Potter!
> Relativistic Effects on Satellite Clocks [Ashby]
http://relativity.livingreviews.org/open?pubNo=lrr-2003-1&page=node5....
[**]
>
[hanson]
Sam look, dimensions are :
mass of earth M_e = [M]
height above surface, h = [L]
Newton's G = [L^3]*[M^-1]*[T^-2]
light speed c^2 = [L^2]*[T^-2]
86400 = sec/day = [T/day],
so, [M]*[L^-1]*[L^3]*[M^-1]*[T^-2]*]*[T^2]*[L^-2]*[T/day] = [T/day] = 38
盜/day.
==== The equation is correct and you are not, Sam. ====

Check my post with Eric Prebys, where this equation was developed
and where Prebys of Fermilab talks about how the "military types"
were reluctant to incporporate SR/GR notions into the then already
operational GPS system. ---- To boot, Potter showed you in his
news:e62get$12gl$1...@news.ndhu.edu.tw that
>> The "classical" "gravitational red shift" equation is:
>> f = f0 * ( 1 + 1/2 * g * distance / C^2), using and
>> Computing we get: 1.00000000054444444,
>> and subtracting one (1.0..) to get the difference,
>> we get the 5.4*10^-10 which is basically the number used
>> in the GPS system to offset the "chip rate" (Frequency)
>> of the "P code" offset.

To boot, Androcles, the Sorcerer, told you even that none of these
calculations are required because *** in practice *** corrections
are continuously beamed up to the GPS SVs. Andro worked
professionally for 21 years with issues that needed GPS.

So, Sam, there are many ways to skin the cat, not only by the
way which is used by Einstein dingle-berries, like you, Carlip
PD and others, all teacherlings, insisting to do it the geriatric,
complicated way requiring 37 equations, as in Ashby's [**] piece
which is nothing but a long concatenation that is suspect of
logical uncertainties.... like ANY relativity solutions is, by definition
and design... Because with relativistic chain-arguments you can
construct and "proof" any desired out-come.... Can you understand
that, Sam. ...... Potter can and does...... ahahahaha.....

So, Sam, hang up your teacher's hat and stop your geriatric ways
of teaching when enginmeers, salesmen and programmers know
of better and easier ways to construct and instruct solutions.
But then there are 2nd generation dingleberries of Einstein's dingle
berries like Eric Gisse, <jowr>, the "juvenile of weak reasoning" or
the "junior of relativity whiners" as Androcles calls him. jowr is one
of those students, Sam, you worry about that their weak minds get
poisoned.... ahahaha... Don't worry about jowr because he is so
full of hate and stupidity that he doesn't even know how to fill out his
mortgage refinancing application..... a true 2nd class dingleberry.

Hang up you teacher's hat, Sam until you have studied Potter's physics.
You'll learn many good things from Potter about physics. Just don't
become a commie like Tom is. Even better Sam, just stick with your
successful and highly appreciated role of posting the urls for interesting
articles.
>
[jowr = Eric Gisse's whishes for hanson]
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/925676040a4d84ee
> I'm hoping he's dead.
>
[hanson]
...ahaha... jowr just presented himself being a "juvenile of weak
reasoning".
AHAHAHA.... So, Eric, have you with your Einstein dingleberry brainlet
been able to figure now how to fill out your mortgage refinancing papers?
It's been months, dude..... ahahahahaha.... AHAHAHA.. Einstein... ahaha...
>
[Helmut von Wabnig, a valued Wabnigger]
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/dece992778328473
> he [hanson] was fighting the "overselling of relativity" which is
> acceptable.
> I would say, he is right with that. Something to learn from him.
>
[hanson]
Helm, listen, you are correct in your pronouncements. However, you
still overvalue SR&GR (REL) because engineers do not need it,
to wit and because anybody who works in
== mil/indust. Eng, R&D....................."does not need REL shit"
== *.edu & for R-grants......................"does need REL, - No shit"
== Promo, Sales & Movies............... "loves REL by the shitload"
== Jews protect it as cultural heritage whether "REL is shit or not".
>
Furthermore, it is of no wonder that the Bavarians have made
GR/SR courses NOT mandatory any longer in their Univs physics
curriculum since/in 1996 and on about Sept 2005 I glanced at a
post from a US student who wondered what book to study about
GR since it was no longer offered at his University in the US... !!!!.
At the end 2005 even the Brits' conservative Royal Society has
voted Einstein out and favors Newton... ahahahaha... AHAHAHA...
more
...and, to boot, Einstein did not steal the 1905 relativity idea/concept
from others (Poincare) but from his own 1st Christian wife, Mileva Maric:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/c317bb71e593ff8b
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/3519d92d18984b8c
>
However, Einstein should be given dues and high marks for his
explanation of the photo electric effect (Hertz effect) for which he
got the Nobel price in 1921, with its attached bag of loot of $32'000,
all of which Albert had to all fork over to Mileva, apparently as hush
money (see above urls).... ahahahaha.....

BUT, it is obvious to those that have not become Einstein dingle
berries and who are not brainwashed into hero worship, it must be
said that Einstein had a certain integrity, chutzpah and a notion
for being truthful about the state of SR/GR since he himself knew
and SAID all along that relativity, both SR/GR, were grand intellectual
con jobs that he had a hand in creating, but that they were promoted
and proselytized by hordes of little hanger-on's and coat tail riders
aka Einstein dingle berries...... ahahaha .... No wonder as early as
~1922, when Einstein's star was meteorically raising, Albert was telling
and urging his physicist - dingle berries that they:
== "should NOT search at the same, now well lit places,
where he, Einstein, had been working". ==
>
Albert might have had good reasons to do so because his contemps,
even in high places in the Nobel prize committee, expressed doubts,
like Harald Nordensen who wrote in 1922: "I maintain that whosoever
from now upholds the relativistic ideas or applies the fundamental
relativistic formulae as representing relations between physical quantities,
without regarding and refuting my criticism of the Theory, makes himself
liable to the accusation of grave intellectual laxity." .... ahahaha....
>
... and Einstein himself repeated the same doubts close to the end
of his life in a letter to Besso in 1954, wherein he said :
== "I consider it quite possible that physics cannot be based
== on the field concept, i. e., on continuous structures. In that
== case nothing remains of my entire castle in the air, gravitation
== theory included, [and of] the rest of modern physics." -- A.E.

So, you Helm, being an engineer, don't become another
Einstein Dingleberry... ahahahaha.... These NGs reek of 'em.
>
[Mati Meron]
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/4b8befc43e3c643f
In article 1153226047.773221.244...@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com,
Tutweiler "cnctut" <cnctutwi...@wmconnect.com> writes:
> >Where have all the flowers gone--Don1, Harris (of primes), the Silver
> >Bullet, Uncle Al, AH HAH Hanson, the Traveler etc? Have they just
> >changed their names or are they just one person who left the NG?
> >I miss the humor. ;-))
>
[Mati]
> Well, yeah, the new crop is kinda boring.
>
[hanson]
Well, Mati, we shall take care of that boredom soon. You, Mati, a Jew and
an Israeli who actively took up arms against the Islamo fascists or freedom
fighters against Zionists (ethnic/racial Europeans and Amis with a Jewish
education and the underlying religious belief system) depending... you also
made a prophetic statement in that the current/today instabilities in the
Middle East are consequences of "world war 1 which has never ended"...
This is a profound statement you made and we shall analyze it one day...
Potter is already playing with his putz in orgasmic anticipation....
ahahahaha...

Have fun, Mati, and occasionally remind all these NG teachers of theory
that ....... "When you get to energies of few GeV/amu, a nucleus may be
> considered to be a bunch of free protons and neutrons which accidentally
> happen to be in the same place.".... So, dude, remind them by/with this
(Al would say "empirical") observation that theory is NOT reality.... for
too
many of these Einstein dingle berries believe that SR/GR is reality....
ahahaha...

Take care guys and have fun... ahahaha....
ahahaha.... ahahahanson


Sam Wormley

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Jul 28, 2006, 5:21:22 PM7/28/06
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Yeah, well... good to have you back anyway...


cnctut

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Jul 28, 2006, 7:16:52 PM7/28/06
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hanson wrote:
> Hey!..... yo, guys! Thanks for your inquiry about my well being...

(items snipped for length)

> Take care guys and have fun... ahahaha....
> ahahaha.... ahahahanson

//

Tut writes:

Welcome back hanson. Uncle Al posted a day or so ago--we now just need
the Silver Bullet and the planets will be aligned once again.;-))

Traveler

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Jul 28, 2006, 7:34:07 PM7/28/06
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On 28 Jul 2006 16:16:52 -0700, "cnctut" <cnctu...@wmconnect.com>
wrote:

Sorry, I allowed the Silver Bullet site to expire because I am very
disappointed with the lacklukster support and even outright hostility
it received from the computer science, artificial intelligence and
programming communities. They are all a bunch of stinking ass kissers,
I tell ya, as bad as the physics community. ahahaha... They don't
fucking deserve to be enlightened. ahahaha...

Louis Savain

PS. Welcome back, Hanson. Without your sense of humor and your wit,
this forum is about as boring as pissing on a cold spark plug. I'll
make an exception for the more notorious and unrepentent crackpots
like Archie Plutonium. ahahaha... Let's give them hell again for old
times sake. So, to all of you ass kissers on sci.physics, bend over,
assholes! ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...

cnctut

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Jul 28, 2006, 7:53:50 PM7/28/06
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Traveler wrote:

> Sorry, I allowed the Silver Bullet site to expire because I am very

> disappointed with the lacklukster support ...

(some snipped)

>
> Louis Savain
>
//

Tut writes:

Louis, good to hear from you again too. Many others have also missed
the "Triad" of super heros. Since your team left, the "lever" has had
no one to converse with--and now after hearing that sci.physics was
full of "girly men," Jeff R has blown into town.

Please save us from impending doom. ;-))

Tut

Jeff…Relf

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Jul 28, 2006, 8:06:01 PM7/28/06
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Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, Do you kill people for a living ? how wretched.


platopes

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Jul 28, 2006, 8:20:53 PM7/28/06
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Jeff...Relf wrote:
> Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, Do you kill people for a living ? how wretched.

Dummy, folks have been dying for many, many years so that others,
especially in the West, can make a living.

-----------------

Hanson, check this out -

http://www.colbertnation.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?t=256

Your alma mater, or whatever?

-----------------

Traveller, by quitting you negate all you have stood for. Get the
fuck back on the horse, whether I like it or not! ~:?)

p

hanson

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Jul 29, 2006, 12:52:32 AM7/29/06
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Mitch aka "platopes" <plat...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1154132453.5...@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...

>
> Jeff...Relf wrote:
>> Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, Do you kill people for a living ? how wretched.
>
[Mitch]

> Dummy, folks have been dying for many, many years so that others,
> especially in the West, can make a living.
> -----------------
> Hanson, check this out -
> http://www.colbertnation.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?t=256
> Your alma mater, or whatever?
> -----------------
>
[hanson]
Never heard of this fuck "Colbert". I neither do subscribe
to the Libertarian platform, nor do I enlist in private armies.
...... hanson travels alone..... ahahaha... ahahaha...
ahahaha... ahahanson
>
[Mitch]

hanson

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"Jeff.Relf" <Jeff...@Yahoo.COM> whined and worried in message
news:Jeff_Relf_200...@Cotse.NET...

> Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, Do you kill people for a living ? how wretched.
>
[hanson]
ahahahaha... AHAHAHA....you are an excruciating simpleton,
Relf, just like tj Frazir paints you.
What ever made you so paranoid to read that into my post?.

You may have gotten paranoid by reading this passage
in my post that says:
.... "The ugly bastards killed each other off around me and


died like flies in a DDT char. Luck was with me and I merely
got hit and "scratched"....

Jeff, you incandescently naive turd do you really think that if I
were to kill folks for whatever reason, I would advertize that
on the Usenet..... ahahahaha.... AHAHAHA....

Slowbrain-Jeff let me explain to you what your own wretched
imagination tormented you with: .... Whenever I go into an
environment where folks kill each other off, I go there because
quick and easy fortunes can be made there. I just take advantage
of opportunities in situations that I did not create and I never do
take sides. (which is the difficult part)

It is your own mind that is wretched & made you so wretchedly poor.
Me, I like living comfily and I get that by the "punctuated high risk"
(PHR) method, while the vast majority of people go the slow and
safe way, 8-5 in an environment where they feel and have their
safety of numbers, like in armies or in large corporations.

Can you sleep now, you moralizing Jesus apprentice?
Thanks for the laughs, Jeff.
ahahaha... ahahanson

PS: read and see how PHR feels. I described it here:
google/groups: --- [han...@quick.net "Gleaner9"] ---


Sam Wormley

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Jul 29, 2006, 1:14:37 AM7/29/06
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hanson wrote:
> Hey!..... yo, guys! Thanks for your inquiry about my well being...
> ....ahahaha... yeah, right!... you fucking pricks!... ahahahaha......
> My absence was due to the hair-raising and bad-ass assignment
> forwhere some of you felt 6th sense vibes... about my high demise
> potential ... ahahahaha.... Maybe I'll tell you all about it one day.
> It was surreal:
> There were green fields full of orchid-like flowers. A flora of comparable
> beauty I have never seen elsewhere. The fauna, referring to the sapien
> kind, was the opposite. The ugly bastards killed each other off around
> me and died like flies in a DDT char. Luck was with me and I merely
> got hit and "scratched".... So, your homicidal wishes had a basis but
> were premature, you ill-begotten cocksuckers.... AHAHAHA......
>

Haha... you could benefit from a bit of education... I had no idea
Potter had indoctrinated you so...

Y.Porat

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Jul 29, 2006, 1:15:50 AM7/29/06
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hanson wrote:
> Mitch aka "platopes" <plat...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1154132453.5...@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Jeff...Relf wrote:
> >> Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, Do you kill people for a living ? how wretched.
> >
> [Mitch]
> > Dummy, folks have been dying for many, many years so that others,
> > especially in the West, can make a living.
> > -----------------
> > Hanson, check this out -
> > http://www.colbertnation.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?t=256
> > Your alma mater, or whatever?
> > -----------------
> >
> [hanson]
> Never heard of this fuck "Colbert". I neither do subscribe
> to the Libertarian platform, nor do I enlist in private armies.
> ...... hanson travels alone..... ahahaha... ahahaha...
> ahahaha... ahahanson
> >
> >------------------------------
Hanson
you are not traveling alone
i like your style
you are not as some other zero human beings pompous farters here

hahahaha.............
Y.Porat
-----------------

Phat Bytestard

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Jul 29, 2006, 1:29:42 AM7/29/06
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On 29 Jul 2006 00:06:01 GMT, Jeff?Relf <Jeff...@Yahoo.COM> Gave us:

>Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, Do you kill people for a living ? how wretched.
>

No, dumbfuck. He thinks he slays folks here in sci.physics, but all
he succeeds in doing is assassinating his own character, and he never
had any honor to begin with. Not much different than you, with the
retarded posts you author, which clutter up this group far too much.

hanson

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Jul 29, 2006, 2:44:51 AM7/29/06
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"Sam Wormley" <swor...@mchsi.com> groaned in message
news:19Cyg.106170$1i1.43007@attbi_s72...

> hanson wrote:
>> Hey!..... yo, guys! Thanks for your inquiry about my well being...
>> ....ahahaha... yeah, right!... you fucking pricks!... ahahahaha......
>> My absence was due to the hair-raising and bad-ass assignment
>> forwhere some of you felt 6th sense vibes... about my high demise
>> potential ... ahahahaha.... Maybe I'll tell you all about it one day.
>> It was surreal:
>> There were green fields full of orchid-like flowers. A flora of
>> comparable
>> beauty I have never seen elsewhere. The fauna, referring to the sapien
>> kind, was the opposite. The ugly bastards killed each other off around
>> me and died like flies in a DDT char. Luck was with me and I merely
>> got hit and "scratched".... So, your homicidal wishes had a basis but
>> were premature, you ill-begotten cocksuckers.... AHAHAHA......
>>
>
[Sam]

> Haha... you could benefit from a bit of education... I had no idea
> Potter had indoctrinated you so...
>
[hanson]
Sam, don't be so discombobulated and pathetic now. You are just
angry with me and hope to get even with your nil-content comment
above because of my take here below:

[hanson]
... to which you made first a perfectly rational and valid comment:
>
[Sam]


> Yeah, well... good to have you back anyway...
>

[hanson]
I appreciate that. I thank you for it. Now leave it at that, Sam.
Take care,
ahahaha... ahahanson

hanson

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Jul 29, 2006, 2:49:33 AM7/29/06
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ahahahaha.... "Phat Bytestard" <phatby...@getinmahharddrive.org>
wrote in message news:sfslc21uspcirgk29...@4ax.com...

> On 29 Jul 2006 00:06:01 GMT, Jeff?Relf <Jeff...@Yahoo.COM> Gave us:
>>Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, Do you kill people for a living ? how wretched.
>>
[Fat Bastard]

> No, dumbfuck. He thinks he slays folks here in sci.physics, but all
> he succeeds in doing is assassinating his own character, and he never
> had any honor to begin with. Not much different than you, with the
> retarded posts you author, which clutter up this group far too much.
>
[hanson]
Say something intelligent, interesting or funny, Fatty
ahahaha... ahahanson


Schoenfeld

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Jul 29, 2006, 3:13:14 AM7/29/06
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Speaking of education, figured out yet why buildings cannot _freefall_
into themselves, _freefall_ through concrete?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5101488991907845273

People are waking up in record numbers, they are finally understanding
that they can trust only their own independent and objective research &
analysis.

Schoenfeld

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Jul 29, 2006, 3:20:49 AM7/29/06
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Speaking of education, figured out yet why buildings cannot _freefall_

Jeff…Relf

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Jul 29, 2006, 5:33:05 AM7/29/06
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Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, So you're a wepons contractor ? I don't get it. Do you ?

I bet my 19 year old chick makes your Pretty_Woman look sick.
With a 23 inch waist, she's got some serious cleavage going.
Even Jesus would commit adultery in his heart
if he saw her in just a bra and panties.
She's a feral tigress, way out of my control, but we have good times together.
( She's fucking bright too )

A dollar is a vote... so it's mostly useless to me.
You can't wave cash in front of my face and expect me to jump.
I worked with T.J. for awhile to see what he was made of... I wasn't impressed.
T.J.'s forked tongue makes Whitie look honest.

This is how I model life:

Everyone is both a prisoner and a jailer who both consumes and is consumed.

Life is like a virtual casino-prison where the chips are initially free;
you can't leave, and you must go bust ( die ) in the end.

Like you're God to the mice you raise to feed your snake,
you're God's prisoner and God to your prisoners.
Entropy is the top God because, like a lit match,
consumption ( hence dissipation and entropy ) creates/destroys everything.

Not only are you ignorant of the above ( you sad puppy )
you fail to understand the following:

* Einstein's Relativity plays a central role in
Relativistic Quantum field theories
which are indispensable to the standard model of particle physics.
WikiPedia.ORG/wiki/Quantum_field_theory

* Time is pseudo-directional ( i.e. spatial )
because, like a dice toss is known to be pseudorandom ( i.e. causal ),
all randomness is pseudorandom. See:

WikiPedia.ORG/wiki/Block_Time
Philsci-Archive.Pitt.EDU/archive/00002408/
Scientific American, Sep 2002:
Urgrue.ORG/lib/mysterious-flow.html
Plato.Stanford.EDU/entries/time/#8

* Like Darwin's Evolution took a very zoomed-out view of humanity
( making us look smaller ),
Einstein's Genergal Relativity zooms out further still
( making us look smaller yet ).

* Einstein's Nobel Prize winning paper on the Photoelectric Effect
provided the scientific community
the first definitive proof that quanta existed.

* Einstein's 1905 paper on the random movements in Brownian Motion
provided the scientific community
the first convincing evidence that atoms existed.
WikiPedia.ORG/wiki/%C3%9Cber_die_von_der_molekularkinetischen_Theorie_der_W%C3%A4rme_geforderte_Bewegung_von_in_ruhenden_Fl%C3%BCssigkeiten_suspendierten_Teilchen

* Although Einstein famously challenged the theories behind quantum mechanics,
he accepted its empirical predictions.

* Bose-Einstein statistics is the theory behind photon/atom lasers.


Phineas T Puddleduck

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In article <Jeff_Relf_200...@Cotse.NET>, Jeff’ĶRelf
<Jeff...@Yahoo.COM> wrote:

> Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, So you're a wepons contractor ? I don't get it. Do you ?

Yep you don't get it. Neither does your crap physics.

--
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"Bullshit repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses."
Corollary -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
łIt approaches the asymptote faster, the more Śpseduosą you throw in
your formulas.˛

--
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tj Frazir

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Jul 29, 2006, 9:27:46 AM7/29/06
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You never ever worked with me you punk ass gib backstabbin wothless
crackhead.
You just pretended to try in hope for a handout after you forgot about
you badmothing me.
You lack the brains to do simple task and I wount hand money to evry
cryin junkey that thinks he can make people feal sorry fo his dumb
fucking game shit.
its funnie as hell you cant do what I do ,,,your retarted and lazzy.
You owe me 1000000 for lessons Ill just sue you the next time you open
yer mouth and freeze that bank account till we go to court but I wont go
to court but yer account wount move for 60 days and yoll be gone ..
DONT you ever open yer trap to me again or else

Jeff…Relf

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Jul 29, 2006, 10:44:01 AM7/29/06
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Hi T.J., I did everything you told me to do;
yet you bailed out the minute you realized _You_ couldn't do it.
That's right... _You_ couldn't do it.
You promise me this and that; but not a word can be believed.
From the way you talk, I bet you do legal/illegal drugs all the time;
but I'm not like that at all. You have no idea what sobriety means.
My idea of a hard drug is an aspirin tablet;
and it's been months since I last took one.
If you doubt me, send a private investigator,
he's welcome to live right here in my room if he wants, month after month.

You wrote:

It's as funny as hell that you can't do what I do ! you're retarded and lazy.

I don't want the job, especially if it's with a guy who's going to bail on me
and _Constantly_ go back on his word.
I'll program for you, via email, if you want.

You concluded:

You owe me USD one million for lessons.
I'll just sue you the next time you open yer mouth and
freeze that bank account till we go to court.
Although I won't go to court, yer account wount move for 60 days and
you'll be gone. DON'T you ever open yer trap to me again or else.

Really ? ! where will I be gone to ? I scare you that much ?
Look, T.J., there ain't no one here who has more faith in you than I do.
You know that.

I'll stop calling you lame if you stop calling me a moron/junkie.
Good God ! have you no civility ? !


tj Frazir

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I emember a very ver short time ago when Hanson lived under a
millionaires shadow .
Till he found out making a few mil is easyer then working in a fast
food joint.
who swung the door open ??
ya I parked Giant the ice breaker and sold it befor I let the kooks see
it.
I did brag about it without showing it a few years ,,then sold it and
then let them see the ice breaker " Giant "
They grunted it off as I lauphed at them .

Canobolisem could make a comback ¡
good thing I hate greasy stuff.
Tongass Tao da giant
la grand bleu
oppppps ,,who spelt blue bleu ?
13 billion bucks and he cant spell blue ?
too much to spend on a bunch of ballkickers anyway

tj Frazir

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Jul 29, 2006, 10:58:12 AM7/29/06
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Green as grass ,,hummm a field of pot ?
Hansons a bud picker ¿
You been out to my privet tonga island smoken my dope havent you Ha Ha
?
Grounds in my coffie again ,,shoot da cook..
I like my grounds on the side.

OH My mistake HA HA hansons a butt picker not a bud picker.
hanson pushes wothless free woodchips off to china as fuel chips under
my sugestion Im shure at 100 bucks ton.
have ya had yer fiber today ??
Im growin 1/2 million acres of cain ,,raising cain in brazil . 1/2
million in corn and 100,000 in new foods found in the amazon .
we got better vegies ,, our yams are 3 feet long.
tommatto ,,ah ,,tree .
grape mellon ..
top of ground potato ..
we found out the foods you like came from brazil amazon and they did not
look too hard for foods.
You wount be able to buy it anywhere else but you wount want anything
esle .
we found 1000 new foods.
wheet with 100 times the yeald.
its th 1600s in foods all over again .

tj Frazir

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Jul 29, 2006, 11:01:13 AM7/29/06
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hanson back from china ..
how much wood would a woodchuckhanson chew if a hanson could chewz
wood ?

Phineas T Puddleduck

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Jul 29, 2006, 12:09:22 PM7/29/06
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In article <23878-44C...@storefull-3215.bay.webtv.net>, tj Frazir
<Gravity...@webtv.net> wrote:


Kookfite!!!

platopes

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hanson wrote:
> Mitch aka "platopes" <plat...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1154132453.5...@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
> >

> > Hanson, check this out -

> > http://www.colbertnation.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?t=256

> > Your alma mater, or whatever?

> > -----------------

> >

> [hanson]

> Never heard of this fuck "Colbert". I neither do subscribe

> to the Libertarian platform, nor do I enlist in private armies.

> ...... hanson travels alone..... ahahaha... ahahaha...

> ahahaha... ahahanson

Colbert Report is just a TV show. I thought the site would be fun but
of course "fans" are boring people, unless they're fans of what they
themselves are doing...for the rest, it looks like I couldn't have
gotten things more wrong.
Oh well, welcome back. Maybe I'll look up what "Libertarian" means.

I do remember you saying your gal wanted you to quit these dangerous
assignments. Hopefully you were able to achieve the best of both
worlds...

[pchhht] over and out [pchhht]

p

hanson

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Jul 29, 2006, 4:22:40 PM7/29/06
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Louis Savain aka "Traveler" <trav...@nospam.net> wrote in message
news:v07lc21lfc4p29237...@4ax.com...

> Welcome back, Hanson. Without your sense of humor and
> your wit, this forum is about as boring as pissing on a cold
> spark plug. I'll make an exception for the more notorious and
> unrepentent crackpots like Archie Plutonium. ahahaha...
> Let's give them hell again for old times sake.
> So, to all of you ass kissers [1] on sci.physics, bend over,
> assholes! .... ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...
>

[hansonj]
[1] Exhaustive analysis has revealed that the "ass kissing" is
an acquired then indentured act of servitude by a class of mostly
would-be physicists known as ** Einstein's Dingleberries **....
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=Dingleberries
ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahahaha.....
>
>
[hanson]
Louis, what to you estimate how large or small the energy*time
product for your particle(s) (effecting the separation of the Zero
into the creation of your yins and yangs) has to be to make
sufficient such entities to produce our manifest universe?
The required local-site energy has to be statistically/on average
such that it is equivalent to the entropy this event generates.
It may well turn out to be an everlasting constant flux and reflux
(instead of a single BB event) that is being the most fundamental
event and process in the universe.
Take care, dude
hanson


hanson

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Jul 29, 2006, 4:22:41 PM7/29/06
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Perkins aka "platopes" <plat...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1154193653....@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...

>> Mitch aka "platopes" <plat...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:1154132453.5...@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
>> > Hanson, check this out -
>> > http://www.colbertnation.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?t=256
>> > Your alma mater, or whatever?
>
[hanson]
>> Never heard of this fuck "Colbert". I neither do subscribe
>> to the Libertarian platform, nor do I enlist in private armies.
>> ...... hanson travels alone..... ahahaha... ahahaha...
>> ahahaha... ahahanson
>
[Mitch]

> Colbert Report is just a TV show. I thought the site would be fun but
> of course "fans" are boring people, unless they're fans of what they
> themselves are doing...for the rest, it looks like I couldn't have
> gotten things more wrong.
> Oh well, welcome back. Maybe I'll look up what "Libertarian" means.
>
> I do remember you saying your gal wanted you to quit these dangerous
> assignments. Hopefully you were able to achieve the best of both
> worlds...
>
[hanson]
Yeah, she gave me a lot of shit and grief over this last "trip".
My Pretty_Woman (married to her since long ago and forever)
felt the same the other way around. First I got shrapnel in my jaw
and with that not even fully healed I got peppered again (on
the other side of the world) .... ahahaha... But the adrenaline
rush is priceless... So, when I came home, my face dotted with
poke marks, me looking like a leper in the terminal stage,
Pretty_Woman, the sweet, sweet thing, read me the riot act.
She went on and on until I said that I will get me a total face-lift
(one like Phyllis Diller had... ahaha..), so that I will look 20 years
younger than her, Pretty_Woman. ---- That shut her up real fast.
.... until I mentioned that she could then feel honored when people
would ask her whether I was her son... ahahahaha........
>
[Mitch]

> [pchhht] over and out [pchhht]
> p
>
[hanson]
[pchhht] roger - 10/4 etc. [pchhht]


hanson

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Jul 29, 2006, 4:22:41 PM7/29/06
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ahahahaha.... AHAHAHAHA.... and tj Frazir said:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/7b2bb5bdf707cecd
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
"tj Frazir" <Gravity...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:23878-44C...@storefull-3215.bay.webtv.net...
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !

Green as grass ,,hummm a field of pot ?
Hansons a bud picker ż You been out to my

privet tonga island smoken my dope havent you Ha Ha?
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint

Grounds in my coffie again ,,shoot da cook..
I like my grounds on the side.
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !

OH My mistake HA HA hansons a butt picker not a bud picker.
hanson pushes wothless free woodchips off to china as
fuel chips under my sugestion Im shure at 100 bucks ton.
have ya had yer fiber today ??
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !

Im growin 1/2 million acres of cain ,,raising cain in brazil . 1/2
million in corn and 100,000 in new foods found in the amazon .
we got better vegies ,, our yams are 3 feet long.
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !

tommatto ,,ah ,,tree . grape mellon .. top of ground potato ..
we found out the foods you like came from brazil amazon and
they did not look too hard for foods. You wount be able to buy it
anywhere else but you wount want anything esle .
we found 1000 new foods. wheet with 100 times the yeald.
its th 1600s in foods all over again .
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
>
[hanson]
..... ahahaha... Thanks for the laughs "Adam"... ahahaha...
ahaha... ahahanson

hanson

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Jul 29, 2006, 4:22:42 PM7/29/06
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ahahaha... AHAHAHA... Jeff you posted this in the middle of the
night at 2:33 AM when normal, productive people sleep and
have gotten their rocks off many hours earlier...
But you, Jeff, were still up & sitting there with your erotic fantasies
and calling on Jesus for help.... ahahaha...
....and then you brag: "This is how I model life".... AHAHAHAHA...
Thanks for the laughs, you precious Jesus apprentice,
ahahaha.... ahahanson

PS: Your comment: " I worked with T.J. for awhile"....
I assume that was when he "showed" you how to make a "trade".
You are not even an apprentice but a fool to have fallen for that.
If it were that easy to make a buck without putting your own $$
stake into the fire then everybody would quit their jobs and trade...
But since you don't have a job.... well...... ahahahaha...
>
>
"Jeff.Relf" <Jeff...@Yahoo.COM> wrote in message
news:Jeff_Relf_200...@Cotse.NET...

hanson

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Jul 29, 2006, 4:22:42 PM7/29/06
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"tj Frazir" <Gravity...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:23881-44...@storefull-3215.bay.webtv.net...

> too much to spend on a bunch of ballkickers anyway [1]
-----------
>
[hanson]
ahahahaha... AHAHAHAHA.... Nice post, tj, but it was Saturday
MORNING when you wrote your inspirational message above.
So, stop dreaming and wake up, tj.... and tell us now that it
was you and you alone who invented money and its making.
If you do it right and convincingly then everyone will believe
every one of your tales... be they of a whale or not.....

[1] I am sorry to hear that you have blue balls, tj .... so......
tj, tell us more details of your story again from your the time
when you were in the hospital and the elderly nurse prepped
you for operation and told her team: "TJ's got 'Adam' tattooed
on his cock"... The young, pretty nurse went in to check... and
came back wide eyed with her hands in her crotch, fiddling:
"It's not 'Adam', it's 'Amsterdam' ".... ahahaha... ahahaha...
Thanks for the laughs, in advance, you old shlong.
AHAHAHAHA... ahahaha.... ahahanson


hanson

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Jul 29, 2006, 4:22:43 PM7/29/06
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"Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com_NOSPAM> wrote in
message news:290720061404458376%phineasp...@googlemail.com_NOSPAM...
> In article <Jeff_Relf_200...@Cotse.NET>, Jeff'ĶRelf

> <Jeff...@Yahoo.COM> wrote:
>> Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, So you're a wepons contractor ? I don't get it. Do you
>> ?
>
[Puddleduck] ...... (is that you, Androcles?)

> Yep you don't get it. Neither does your crap physics.
>
[hanson]
ahahahaha... AHAHAHA.... good retort by you and right...
Jeff, the Jesus apprentice, will not get it.
So, let's pray for him.... ahahahaha....
ahaha... ahahanson

Sam Wormley

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Jul 29, 2006, 4:41:03 PM7/29/06
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hanson wrote:
> ahahahaha.... AHAHAHAHA....

[snipped for sobriety]

hahahanson is obviously sniffing too much N2O!

Phineas T Puddleduck

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Jul 29, 2006, 4:59:49 PM7/29/06
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In article <nsPyg.1423$8v.108@trnddc05>, hanson <han...@quick.net>
wrote:

> "Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com_NOSPAM> wrote in
> message news:290720061404458376%phineasp...@googlemail.com_NOSPAM...

> > In article <Jeff_Relf_200...@Cotse.NET>, Jeff'ĶRelf


> > <Jeff...@Yahoo.COM> wrote:
> >> Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, So you're a wepons contractor ? I don't get it. Do you
> >> ?
> >
> [Puddleduck] ...... (is that you, Androcles?)

Nope.

--
Relf's Law? -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
"Bullshit repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses."
Corollary -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

³It approaches the asymptote faster, the more Œpseduos¹ you throw in

hanson

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Jul 29, 2006, 9:53:57 PM7/29/06
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"Sam Wormley" <swor...@mchsi.com> wrote in message
news:zJPyg.864346$084.35583@attbi_s22...
> hanson wrote:
>> ahahahaha.... AHAHAHAHA....

>
[Sam]


> [snipped for sobriety]
> hahahanson is obviously sniffing too much N2O!
>

[hanson]
.... ahahahaha.... Sam you knew about the pertaining FAQ
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.chem/msg/f232cf15901ce7ba
So why do you do this to yourself?...... ahahaha...
But keep the thread going. I appreciate and enjoy your efforts
OBVIOUSLY!.... ahahaha.... ahahanson

PS:
Only really damaged goods do need artificial "happy chems".
No amount of N2O or any other chems can produce
the rush and afterglow delivered by my endorphins and
adrenaline when I come home from my assignments,
counting the earnings and re-living the show, celebrating
to have survived to live another day.... ahahaha.....

tj Frazir

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Jul 29, 2006, 10:39:15 PM7/29/06
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Im not sick and I dont say role me a joint ,,
They allways have joints rolled ad I say Ill take a fist full o hooters
and she pulls he top off and I say thanks

Sam Wormley

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Jul 29, 2006, 10:49:56 PM7/29/06
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Perhaps you will share details with us sometime... Maybe
your activities would be considered "the elixir of life"
by some!

-Sam

tj Frazir

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Jul 29, 2006, 10:46:04 PM7/29/06
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Evyone knows the tatto on my dick reads WELLCOME ABOARD "
I have the pacific rim tatto on my back..
My last bitchy chick had fire on one leg and the devel on the other leg
and when she crossed her legs it looks like hell

tj Frazir

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Jul 29, 2006, 11:14:11 PM7/29/06
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you use the usa import banks money and the buyers money stupid.
Poeple do do its thats why the fucking bank exsist idiot.
It is easy .. if you have a brain .
If you only had a brain Ha Ha Hanson.
poo jeff cant work on more then 1 subject of trade at a time .
He knows how it works well enph but hes a coward and wount try hard
enouph to do it.
He thinks Ill cave in and han it to him if he puts on a good show.
anyone that cant do it is just retarted.
anyone that knows how and dont is just plain stupid.
71 cent rusha 120 cents usa at the dock.
I know because my 150,000 ton bulker is loaded again.
I use china paper but haul atlantic from rusha
brazil chicken time. 18 cents leg qu 88 cants georgia 78 florida
mexico is at 5 cents in bulk and thats just exchange rates its 150
cents on the shelf in the northeast and pen ohi ind ill
Any bank will lend 10 % on an inventory but no bank will lend 50 or 80
%.
Shure dumbass ,,you can ask a bank for 10 % on 1 mil of inventory and
you'll get it.
inuma jeens hats shirts from mexico are better then wallmart worth 30
bucks when you paid 3 bucks . A 50 buck hat you paid 3 bucks for.
go factoy to factoy in mexico city on the net and look.
50 grand can buy a 500,000 buck inventory plus 10 % duties at customs
and 30,000 rent for a good store ,,get 100, 000 against 500000
thats 20 % not bad.
The thing about people like Ha Ha is the same like jeff Ha ha ..
when it comes to money yer lost and stupid.
I dont use no bank loans I pull out cash and pay at the dock.
I make an insane amount of money in woodproducts then turn it again
reloading the boats

Jeff…Relf

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Jul 30, 2006, 8:56:40 AM7/30/06
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Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, Re: What you do for a living, You told Puddle_Chuck:

Jeff, the Jesus apprentice, will not get it.
So, let's pray for him.... ahahahaha....

Which of my beliefs ( listed below ) seems Christian to you: ?

Jeff…Relf

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Jul 30, 2006, 9:36:22 AM7/30/06
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Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, My waking hours don't have to be synchronized with anyone.
I program computers, emailing and uploading.
Very seldom do I have to actually meet face-to-face, and when I do it's brief.

What part of my Model_of_Life seems Christian to you ?

You wrote:

PS: Your comment: " I worked with T.J. for awhile"....
I assume that was when he "showed" you how to make a "trade".
You are not even an apprentice but a fool to have fallen for that.
If it were that easy to make a buck without putting your own $$
stake into the fire then everybody would quit their jobs and trade...
But since you don't have a job.... well...... ahahahaha...

It's easy for T.J. because he owns forests/warehouses/mills/ships etc.
But he couldn't put me through the paces without revealing who he was.
He bailed out in the middle of it, promising to deposit millions in my account.
He goes back on his word all the time.

Jeff…Relf

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Jul 30, 2006, 9:43:45 AM7/30/06
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Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, My waking hours don't have to be synchronized with anyone.
I program computers, emailing and uploading.
Very seldom do I have to actually meet face-to-face, and when I do it's brief.

What part of my Model_of_Life seems Christian to you ?

You wrote:

PS: Your comment: " I worked with T.J. for awhile"....
I assume that was when he "showed" you how to make a "trade".
You are not even an apprentice but a fool to have fallen for that.
If it were that easy to make a buck without putting your own $$
stake into the fire then everybody would quit their jobs and trade...
But since you don't have a job.... well...... ahahahaha...

It's easy for T.J. ! he has forests/warehouses/mills/ships/connections etc.


But he couldn't put me through the paces without revealing who he was.
He bailed out in the middle of it, promising to deposit millions in my account.

He goes back on his word like that all the time.

T Wake

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Jul 30, 2006, 10:39:02 AM7/30/06
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"Jane.Ralf" <Jane...@Yahoo.COM> wrote in message
news:Jeff_Relf_200...@Cotse.NET...

> Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, Re: What you do for a living, You told Puddle_Chuck:
>
> Jeff, the Jesus apprentice, will not get it.
> So, let's pray for him.... ahahahaha....
>
> Which of my beliefs ( listed below ) seems Christian to you: ?

Hmm, do you think it may have more to do with your claims about your past
life than the nonsense you have presented here?

Do you understand the fallacy of producing three items _you_ choose as
evidence for or against another persons statements?

Obviously, I understand the fallacy of trying to expect logic from you Jane,
so carry on.


T Wake

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Jul 30, 2006, 10:39:58 AM7/30/06
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"Jane.Ralf" <Jane...@Yahoo.COM> wrote in message
news:Jeff_Relf_200...@Cotse.NET...
>

> Very seldom do I have to actually meet face-to-face, and when I do it's
> brief.

I am sure that is in everyone's best interests. Until you come to terms with
getting showers that is.


Traveler

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Jul 30, 2006, 12:56:41 PM7/30/06
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On Sat, 29 Jul 2006 20:22:40 GMT, "hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote:

>Louis Savain aka "Traveler" <trav...@nospam.net> wrote in message
>news:v07lc21lfc4p29237...@4ax.com...
>> Welcome back, Hanson. Without your sense of humor and
>> your wit, this forum is about as boring as pissing on a cold
>> spark plug. I'll make an exception for the more notorious and
>> unrepentent crackpots like Archie Plutonium. ahahaha...
>> Let's give them hell again for old times sake.
>> So, to all of you ass kissers [1] on sci.physics, bend over,
>> assholes! .... ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...
>>
>
>[hansonj]
>[1] Exhaustive analysis has revealed that the "ass kissing" is
>an acquired then indentured act of servitude by a class of mostly
>would-be physicists known as ** Einstein's Dingleberries **....
>http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=Dingleberries
>ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahahaha.....

Yeah, ahaha... Dingleberries is an approapriate metaphor, indeed.
ahahaha... Einstein has been methodically turned into a
Messiah/superhero over the years. Too bad his contributons are almost
completely irrelevant to the world. ahaha...

>[hanson]
>Louis, what to you estimate how large or small the energy*time
>product for your particle(s) (effecting the separation of the Zero
>into the creation of your yins and yangs) has to be to make
>sufficient such entities to produce our manifest universe?

Well, the beauty of the yin-yang/ex-nihilo approach is that no energy
is required at all, regardless of the size of the universe. Having
said that, it's also true that nothing can create itself. Therefore,
there must be both a creator realm (you can call it the spuritual
ream, if you wish) and a created realm. In the end, it's all yin and
yang. ahaha...

>The required local-site energy has to be statistically/on average
>such that it is equivalent to the entropy this event generates.
>It may well turn out to be an everlasting constant flux and reflux
>(instead of a single BB event) that is being the most fundamental
>event and process in the universe.
>Take care, dude
>hanson

What the BB creation proponents fail to realize is that one cannot
have an expanding bang in a void. They fail to realize this because
they don't understand the causality of movement: nothing can move
unless it is caused to move. Therefore, some pre-created primordial
lattice must have been set in existed before the BB can even take
occur. There's much more that is wrong with the BB but that's another
story. Cheers!

Louis Savain

hanson

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Jul 30, 2006, 1:09:57 PM7/30/06
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"tj Frazir" <Gravity...@webtv.net> wrote in an old message

>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
& now in news:12027-44C...@storefull-3216.bay.webtv.net...

> Im not sick and I dont say role me a joint ,,
>
[hanson]
tj, .... a man of your stature should not LIE so blatantly.
Of course you said it. Or maybe you are beginning to
suffer from senile memory loss.... ahahaha....
Here's your post where you've said it:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/7b2bb5bdf707cecd
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
>
[tj]

> They allways have joints rolled ad I say Ill take a fist full
> o hooters and she pulls he top off and I say thanks
>
[hanson]
.... ahahaha... yeah, yeah, so you are trying to roll your
turd onto "THEY".... Won't wash, tj.... ahahaha....
Here's your post where you've said it:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/7b2bb5bdf707cecd
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
>>> Callffffff calllffff , Im sick , some one role me a joint !
ahahaha.... Thanks for the laughs, tj,
ahahaha... ahahanson

hanson

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Jul 30, 2006, 1:09:58 PM7/30/06
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"Sam Wormley" <swor...@mchsi.com> wrote in message
news:o7Vyg.63513$FQ1.59616@attbi_s71...

>> "Sam Wormley" <swor...@mchsi.com> wrote in message
>> news:zJPyg.864346$084.35583@attbi_s22...
>>>hanson wrote:
>>>>ahahahaha.... AHAHAHAHA....
>>
>> [Sam]
>>> [snipped for sobriety]
>>> hahahanson is obviously sniffing too much N2O!
>> >
>> [hanson]
>> .... ahahahaha.... Sam you knew about the pertaining FAQ
>> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.chem/msg/f232cf15901ce7ba
>> So why do you do this to yourself?...... ahahaha...
>> But keep the thread going. I appreciate and enjoy your efforts
>> OBVIOUSLY!.... ahahaha.... ahahanson
>>
>> PS:
>> Only really damaged goods do need artificial "happy chems".
>> No amount of N2O or any other chems can produce
>> the rush and afterglow delivered by my endorphins and
>> adrenaline when I come home from my assignments,
>> counting the earnings and re-living the show, celebrating
>> to have survived to live another day.... ahahaha.....
>>
[Sam]

> Perhaps you will share details with us sometime...
>
[hanson]
I already gave details and refs in earlier posts; one of the
recent ones in a post addressed to Jeff Relf.
>
[Sam]

> Maybe your activities would be considered
> "the elixir of life" by some!
>
[hanson]
Absolutely, like beauty is in the eye of the beholders
and man's heaven lays in the fulfillment of his dreams.
Take care, Sam,
hanson

Jeff…Relf

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Jul 30, 2006, 1:16:55 PM7/30/06
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Hi Ha_Ha_Hanson, After the shrapnel ripped through your jaw/teeth, you wrote:

Man's Hell/Heaven lays in the fulfillment of his dreams.

Well said... only I'd omit the Hell word if I were writing it.


Phineas T Puddleduck

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Jul 30, 2006, 6:02:58 PM7/30/06
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In article <12027-44C...@storefull-3216.bay.webtv.net>, tj Frazir
<Gravity...@webtv.net> wrote:

> I dont use no bank loans I pull out cash and pay at the dock.
> I make an insane amount of money in woodproducts then turn it again
> reloading the boats

Yeah sure, we believe you ;-)

--
Relf's Law? -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
"Bullshit repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses."
Corollary -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

łIt approaches the asymptote faster, the more Śpseduosą you throw in

Phineas T Puddleduck

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Jul 30, 2006, 6:07:04 PM7/30/06
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In article <Jeff_Relf_200...@Cotse.NET>, Jeff’ĶRelf
<Jeff...@Yahoo.COM> wrote:

The Bollocksaterians?

--
Relf's Law? -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
"Bullshit repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses."
Corollary -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

³It approaches the asymptote faster, the more Œpseduos¹ you throw in

Phineas T Puddleduck

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Jul 30, 2006, 6:07:42 PM7/30/06
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In article <Jeff_Relf_200...@Cotse.NET>, Jeff’ĶRelf
<Jeff...@Yahoo.COM> wrote:

> It's easy for T.J. ! he has forests/warehouses/mills/ships/connections etc.
> But he couldn't put me through the paces without revealing who he was.
> He bailed out in the middle of it, promising to deposit millions in my
> account.
> He goes back on his word like that all the time.

You still don't believe all of TJ's shite do you? You must be the most
gullible person ever born...

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Relf's Law? -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
"Bullshit repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses."
Corollary -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

łIt approaches the asymptote faster, the more Śpseduosą you throw in

Traveler

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Jul 31, 2006, 11:39:18 AM7/31/06
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On Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:56:41 -0400, Traveler <trav...@nospam.net>
wrote:

>What the BB creation proponents fail to realize is that one cannot
>have an expanding bang in a void. They fail to realize this because
>they don't understand the causality of movement: nothing can move
>unless it is caused to move. Therefore, some pre-created primordial
>lattice must have been set in existed before the BB can even take
>occur. There's much more that is wrong with the BB but that's another
>story. Cheers!

Wow! ahahaha... I can't believe I wrote this crap. I must have been
really tired and under the influence of some substance. Let me
rephrase the last two sentences:

>Therefore, some pre-created primordial lattice (required for movement)
>must have existed before the BB can even begin. There's much more that
>is wrong with the BB but that's another story for some other time. Cheers!


Let me add that the failure of the physics community to understand and
acknowledge the causality of motion (every movement (quantum jump)
requires an interaction) is their biggest mistake. It will go down in
history as the worst scientific blunder ever, even worse than the flat
earth hypothesis. Much worse, in fact. It makes physicists look really
stupid and dumb. ahahaha...

Louis Savain

Phineas T Puddleduck

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Jul 31, 2006, 11:40:35 AM7/31/06
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In article <h98sc2lj9i17p52k3...@4ax.com>, Traveler
<trav...@nospam.net> wrote:

> Let me add that the failure of the physics community to understand and
> acknowledge the causality of motion (every movement (quantum jump)
> requires an interaction) is their biggest mistake. It will go down in
> history as the worst scientific blunder ever, even worse than the flat
> earth hypothesis. Much worse, in fact. It makes physicists look really
> stupid and dumb. ahahaha...
>
> Louis Savain


No more then you've managed to make yourself look...

T Wake

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Jul 31, 2006, 11:45:04 AM7/31/06
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"Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com_NOSPAM> wrote in
message news:310720061640354476%phineasp...@googlemail.com_NOSPAM...

> In article <h98sc2lj9i17p52k3...@4ax.com>, Traveler
> <trav...@nospam.net> wrote:
>
>> Let me add that the failure of the physics community to understand and
>> acknowledge the causality of motion (every movement (quantum jump)
>> requires an interaction) is their biggest mistake. It will go down in
>> history as the worst scientific blunder ever, even worse than the flat
>> earth hypothesis. Much worse, in fact. It makes physicists look really
>> stupid and dumb. ahahaha...
>>
>> Louis Savain
>
>
> No more then you've managed to make yourself look...
>

Strange how ass-fixated Traveller and Hanson were gone for roughly the same
length of time......


Traveler

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Jul 31, 2006, 12:44:39 PM7/31/06
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On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:45:04 +0100, "T Wake"
<Usenet...@gishpuppy.com> wrote:

>Strange how ass-fixated Traveller and Hanson were gone for roughly the same
>length of time......

Are you English, Wake? Only an ass-kissing Englishman would spell
Traveler with two L. ahahaha...

Louis Savain

hanson

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Jul 31, 2006, 4:49:42 PM7/31/06
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The Wanker aka "T Wake" <Usenet...@gishpuppy.com>
wrote in message news:-qmdnbmVY6Q...@pipex.net...

> Strange how ass-fixated Traveller and Hanson were gone for
> roughly the same length of time......
>
[hanson]
Yo, Wanker, WOW.!.. HEAVY!!.... ahahahaha... That "empirical"
observation of yours, above, is an extremely profound and seminal
discovery.... ahaha.. Now, you must produce a theory and conjecture
about "WHAT IT MEANS"... and you will be on your way to Stockholm.
Thanks for your interest in these grave historic events.... ahahahaha...

BTW, that "gishpuppy" fetish of your makes you highly suspect.
Did this manifest when you became an Einstein-Dingleberry?
Thanks for the laughs,
... ahahaha... ahahanson

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