FAN CLUB GROWING FASTER THAN POPCORN

[Preston Duquene]

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DON'T EVEN TRY to become a member of the Ed Conrad
Fan Club this month.
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September's quota for new memberships already is filled,
according to a spokesman for the popular organization.
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"The earliest anyone can apply for membership is Oct. 1,
and club officials expect the membership quota for October
to be reached on -- or just after -- Columbus Day," the spokesman
noted. "This shows just how busy we have been."
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Ed Conrad is the international hero who has removed
quite a bit of gobbledegook from the history books --
Man as Old as Coal; Proof of Life After Death; The
911 Conspiracy (No Foreign Terrorists, Only Cleanly-
Shaven Men in Sharkskin Suits); Jesus Being Married
(With Kids); and Solving the Cause of Global Warming
-- among many other more popular conspiracies.
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The Ed Conrad Fan Club is one of the fastest growing
fan clubs in the world and we won't even begin to tell
you its current membership because you simply wouldn't
believe it.
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If you decide to apply for membership early in October
(check one or more), please also indicate your favorite
conspiracy that has been blown to smithereens.

------ MAN AS OLD AS THE HILLS
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http://www.edconrad.com
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.fan.ed-conrad/_N_WScw61EY/ZluVLvAFI1IJ

------ DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
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http://www.edconrad.org
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------ 911: BOY, WERE WE BUFFALOED!
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.politics.democrats.d/browse_thread/thread/bd85bfe09c5bee6a/399030f468bac774?q=911+conspiracy+new+york+times+ed+conrad
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------ DID JESUS PLAY THE MATRIMONITAL HARP?
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https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/rec.arts.tv/8RExv-vG5u0
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------ WHY IS THRE SO MUCH GLOBAL WARMING?
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http://groups.google.com/group/sci.skeptic/browse_thread/thread/a161acd1bb9ddf22/7d698d63832340ef?q=%22ed+conrad%22
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When applying for memberhip, you must submit a statement
-- in 5,000 words or less -- explaining WHY you want to join.
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Return this completed form promptly to:
ed.conrad....@hotmail.com
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If this e-mail address is busy, TRY
God.Bless.E...@yahoo.com

WARNING: Do not mail before Oct. 1 or you undoubtedly
will be declared ineligible and may NEVER get in.
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Most recent FBI file photo of Our Hero
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg