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BradGuth

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Nov 5, 2009, 5:16:34 PM11/5/09
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On Nov 5, 12:50 pm, "Darla" <darlap...@aol.com> wrote:
> Back in December of 2004, seans decided to provide humans with a gift.
> We were reminded of this in a post by Brad Guth, an honorary member of our
> human crew.
> So we have decided to dub this device the Braguthic Drill.
> Here intact is the original posted gift to you...
>
>     -------------------------------------------------
>
> We have decided to share a futuristic device with you.
> We have named it a:
>
>          Drum Radius of Intense Laser Light.
>
>                         (D.R.I.L.L.)
>
> You wanted decoder rings? <G>
> We'll go you one better.
> THIS decoder ring enables you to communicate with the sky beyond your
> atmosphere at any time of day or night.
>
> This is a device which creates a cylindrical "wall" of laser light.
> We suggest you begin with a smaller model which has an inner radius of 3 or
> 4 inches.
> The lasers which project the wall must be set as closely as possible to each
> other to create the wall effect.
> Larger models, which will "burn" bigger and better holes in the daytime sky,
> can be built later, when you've discovered how to "flatten" and diffuse the
> laser SOURCES (without weakening the light).
> Eventually, you will create a device which will project a solid cylindrical
> wall without any interstitial defects.
>
> You can experiment with wavelength, and you will find that, generally, the
> longer the wavelength, the better.
> Other parameters such as minimum power and maximum beam divergence will be
> easy for you to figure out.
>
> When done correctly, the light outside the cylinder will not be able to
> penetrate inside and scatter.
> And the scattered light within the cylinder will quickly dissipate to reveal
> the planets, stars, the faintest of objects.
> It is a simple matter to install a telescope within the DRILL.
>
> You can use the DRILL to study the night sky without city/industrial light
> interference.
> And when you have perfected the DRILL, you will be able to use it to
> penetrate the scattered light from your star during the day.
>
> Long ago when our ancestors first invented this device (we were yet stuck on
> our planet as are you), it took us a little over ten of your years to
> perfect it.
> It would be interesting to see if you can do better.
> Please figure the rest out for yourselves so we can get an accurate
> comparison.
>
> You will find many other interesting applications for this device and its
> spinoffs.
> What you can do with it will be limited only by your imaginations.
>
> Please consider this as our gift to you, and receive it along with our wish
> that upcoming new times will be peaceful and prosperous for all.
>
>                                                             Darla
>
>     -------------------------------------------------
>
> And, of course, you're welcome!
>
> --
> **** Darla of sci.electromagnetics
> Be well and come, be welcome.
> You are the fifth star!

If there's any potential evil sorts of DRILL applications, I'm certain
that we'll figure those out and apply such in a very ethnic or NWO one-
sided way, long before any peaceful or astronomy constructive sorts of
applications get into public mainstream physics and science.

As I'd said before, the zero Delta-V of our Selene/moon L1 would
always make a terrific location for hosting that DRILL or whatever
laser cannons, as well as for accommodating a tethered dipole element
reaching another loaded science platform to within 2r of Earth (a bit
closer [>1.5r] if you'd dare).

Btw; there is no “sci.electromagnetics” newsgroup, at least not via
Google Groups…

Those other 4 stars are?

~ BG

Darla

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Nov 5, 2009, 5:41:21 PM11/5/09
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"BradGuth" <brad...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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~ BG

The evil application of any tool is a foregone conclusion, Brad.
A hammer, a screwdriver, all tools can be found to be dangerous in the wrong
hands, or even in the right ones, for defence.
This is one reason why we would closely attend to the construction of a
Braguthic Drill on Earth.

The BD works anywhere, on any platform or location.
The location available to science presently is Earth's surface.
One has to start somewhere.

The s.e group has been inactive for some time, now.
Google groups might have to be approached to add s.e back onto their server.

Those other four stars are our sean crew, our human crew, all life in the
Milky Way, all life in the Universe.
Or they can be the elements, Air, Earth, Water, Fire, and the Fifth Star
would be Milla Jovovich as "Leeloo"? <G>
The stars can be whatever you like, Brad, whatever is truly significant to
you.

Hagar

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Nov 5, 2009, 6:16:26 PM11/5/09
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"Darla" <darl...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Google Groups.

>
> Those other 4 stars are?
>
> ~ BG
>
>
>
> The evil application of any tool is a foregone conclusion, Brad.
> A hammer, a screwdriver, all tools can be found to be dangerous in the
> wrong hands, or even in the right ones, for defence.
> This is one reason why we would closely attend to the construction of a
> Braguthic Drill on Earth.
>
> The BD works anywhere, on any platform or location.
> The location available to science presently is Earth's surface.
> One has to start somewhere.
>
> The s.e group has been inactive for some time, now.
> Google groups might have to be approached to add s.e back onto their
> server.
>
> Those other four stars are our sean crew, our human crew, all life in the
> Milky Way, all life in the Universe.
> Or they can be the elements, Air, Earth, Water, Fire, and the Fifth Star
> would be Milla Jovovich as "Leeloo"? <G>
> The stars can be whatever you like, Brad, whatever is truly significant to
> you.
>
> --
> **** Darla of sci.electromagnetics
> Be well and come, be welcome.
> You are the fifth star!
>
Please submit the construction plans post haste.
We need to start off with a 1" diameter laser,
so that we can relieve the pressure inside GuthBalls
head.
Then we will build a 6 foot diameter one, which
can look through women's clothing.


Darla

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Nov 5, 2009, 7:46:31 PM11/5/09
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The sweetest gentlemen I know need no such thing.
They simply charm the clothes off a lady!

BradGuth

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Nov 6, 2009, 1:33:31 AM11/6/09
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On Nov 5, 4:51 pm, "Darla" <darlap...@aol.com> wrote:
> "jughead" <oldcoot7...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> news:ed08355f-6e6e-4d3e...@m33g2000pri.googlegroups.com...

> On Nov 5, 12:50 pm, "Darla" <darlap...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > ...you will find that, generally, the

> > longer the wavelength, the better.
>
> Narf. Horse pucky. The *shorter* the wavelength, the better the
> collimation/ beam coherance and energy density of the beam.

>
> > Other parameters such as minimum power and maximum beam divergence will be
> > easy for you to figure out.
>
> See above.
>
> oc
>
> Dearest William of the elder coots - there are tradeoffs you will only
> understand by constructing the device.
> It's not like building an airfoil.
> It's more like building a hangar full of densely packed synchronised
> airfoils.

>
> --
> **** Darla of sci.electromagnetics
> Be well and come, be welcome.
> You are the fifth star!

If you include black stars and perhaps black holes, then yes,
nayasyers and their obfuscation are welcome, and as you say, as
contrast.

~ BG

BradGuth

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Nov 6, 2009, 8:13:14 AM11/6/09
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On Nov 5, 4:46 pm, "Darla" <darlap...@aol.com> wrote:
> "Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote in message
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> > "Darla" <darlap...@aol.com> wrote in message
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The likes of rabbi Saul and Hagar wouldn't know what to do with a real
female unless it was standing on all fours and grazing like all their
other herbivore love partners. (there's a good personal relationship
reason why most Jews don't eat pig)

~ BG

Hagar

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Nov 6, 2009, 10:00:18 AM11/6/09
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~ BG

**********************************
That's why it is referred to as "makin' bacon". This applies to most
women as well, since a goodly number of them carry more bacon
than the average porker. So, Darla, you can see why we need the
6' laser ... to look through the hangar-sized dresses of potential
porkees to separate the lardies from the hardies.
I know what you're going to say ... fat lasses need loving, too ..


BradGuth

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Nov 6, 2009, 10:28:17 AM11/6/09
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And if a fat lasse like your mother should sit upon your chest and
perhaps flatulate, say for an hour or so, obviously wouldn't change
your mind.

~ BG

Hagar

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Nov 6, 2009, 1:12:57 PM11/6/09
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~ BG
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Well, GuthBall, I hate to disappoint you once again, but my mother
was skinny as a rail and has been pushing daisies now for about 12
years. Appreciate the thought.
OTOH, you'd probably make some tasty Soylent Green ...


BradGuth

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Nov 6, 2009, 1:19:16 PM11/6/09
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It was just a thought, although drugs, heavy smoking and drinking like
a fish does tend to keep the fat off.

~ BG

Hagar

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On Nov 6, 10:12 am, "Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote:
> "BradGuth" <bradg...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:af1688e6-9007-454e...@x5g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> On Nov 6, 7:00 am, "Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote:
< snip GuthBall drivel >

> ********************************
> Well, GuthBall, I hate to disappoint you once again, but my mother
> was skinny as a rail and has been pushing daisies now for about 12
> years. Appreciate the thought.
> OTOH, you'd probably make some tasty Soylent Green ...

It was just a thought, although drugs, heavy smoking and drinking like
a fish does tend to keep the fat off.

************************************
Don't you ever get tired of giving morons a bad name ???


BradGuth

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Nov 6, 2009, 8:36:54 PM11/6/09
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On Nov 6, 11:57 am, "Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote:
> "BradGuth" <bradg...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> news:f55b7bab-6427-405f...@x25g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> On Nov 6, 10:12 am, "Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote:> "BradGuth" <bradg...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:af1688e6-9007-454e...@x5g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> > On Nov 6, 7:00 am, "Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote:
>
> < snip GuthBall drivel >
>
> > ********************************
> > Well, GuthBall, I hate to disappoint you once again, but my mother
> > was skinny as a rail and has been pushing daisies now for about 12
> > years. Appreciate the thought.
> > OTOH, you'd probably make some tasty Soylent Green ...
>
> It was just a thought, although drugs, heavy smoking and drinking like
> a fish does tend to keep the fat off.
>
>         ************************************
> Don't you ever get tired of giving morons a bad name ???

Didn't realize I was causing you all that much grief. Sorry about
that.

~ BG

Darla

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Nov 8, 2009, 1:51:11 AM11/8/09
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"Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote in message
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<snip>

> That's why it is referred to as "makin' bacon". This applies to most
> women as well, since a goodly number of them carry more bacon
> than the average porker. So, Darla, you can see why we need the
> 6' laser ... to look through the hangar-sized dresses of potential
> porkees to separate the lardies from the hardies.
> I know what you're going to say ... fat lasses need loving, too ..
>

Your humour can be quite whale-sized, Hagar!

HVAC

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"Darla" <darl...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>> I know what you're going to say ... fat lasses need loving, too ..
>>
>
> Your humour can be quite whale-sized, Hagar!


So, Darling... How much do you weigh? (On Earth)


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Build a fire for a man, he's warm for a day.
*Set* a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.


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