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dboha...@gmail.com
Nov 13, 2012, 4:38:46 PM11/13/12
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Mr President:
I hereby petition for the peaceful succession of the Frogwatch Compound which will henceforth be called "Frogistan". Upon independence, I will issue an executive order that tobacco products, hemp products and all forms of ethanol will be legal and tax free within Frogistan and subject to only a small severance tax. Visitors do not need any form of ID other than a US drivers license but should pay a temporary immigration fee of $25.00.
I will by executive order decree that all airspace above Frogistan within long paintball shot be sovreign Frogistan territory that we will defend vigorously. The mighty Frogistan Navy consisting of two 12' sailing frigates, a 28' sailing ship of the line, 1 galley kayak, one galley canoe, an inflatable galley canoe, a sailboard sloop of war and a 20' motor revenue cutter will ceaselessly patrol our waters to prevent incursions by our hostile neighbors (Especially that idiot whose dog harasses my cats).
You will know us by our battle flag, a slime green standard on which we emblazon our mark, a tongue zapping a fly and the motto, "Ribbit".
I hereby petition for the peaceful succession of the Frogwatch Compound which will henceforth be called "Frogistan". Upon independence, I will issue an executive order that tobacco products, hemp products and all forms of ethanol will be legal and tax free within Frogistan and subject to only a small severance tax. Visitors do not need any form of ID other than a US drivers license but should pay a temporary immigration fee of $25.00.
I will by executive order decree that all airspace above Frogistan within long paintball shot be sovreign Frogistan territory that we will defend vigorously. The mighty Frogistan Navy consisting of two 12' sailing frigates, a 28' sailing ship of the line, 1 galley kayak, one galley canoe, an inflatable galley canoe, a sailboard sloop of war and a 20' motor revenue cutter will ceaselessly patrol our waters to prevent incursions by our hostile neighbors (Especially that idiot whose dog harasses my cats).
You will know us by our battle flag, a slime green standard on which we emblazon our mark, a tongue zapping a fly and the motto, "Ribbit".
Keith W
Nov 13, 2012, 5:53:29 PM11/13/12
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dboha...@gmail.com wrote:
> Mr President:
>
> I hereby petition for the peaceful succession of the Frogwatch
> Compound which will henceforth be called "Frogistan".
Thats you off to Gitmo then.
> Mr President:
>
> I hereby petition for the peaceful succession of the Frogwatch
> Compound which will henceforth be called "Frogistan".
Keith
Dean Markley
Nov 14, 2012, 8:16:31 AM11/14/12
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dboha...@gmail.com
Nov 14, 2012, 11:29:42 AM11/14/12
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Jeffrey Hamilton
Nov 14, 2012, 5:55:57 PM11/14/12
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have it hard, especially with a Democrat President.
Read this article:
http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/some-red-state-residents-say-they-want-secede-their-states-wouldnt-be-able-sustain?akid=9679.1081981.Rc9Far&rd=1&src=newsletter744089&t=10
This is a larger image fron the above article that you really should look
at: You will quickly see which States will be be the ones looking for
handouts.
http://reflektionerochspeglingarii.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/the-real-welfare-states-2.jpg
cheers....Jeff
kat...@gmail.com
Nov 15, 2012, 12:03:52 AM11/15/12
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Andrew Swallow
Nov 15, 2012, 7:30:41 AM11/15/12
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aircraft. Although the co-pilot may be able to see the runway.
Andrew Swallow
Moramarth
Nov 16, 2012, 1:20:28 PM11/16/12
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On 13 Nov, 21:38, dbohara...@gmail.com wrote:
> Mr President:
>
> I hereby petition for the peaceful succession of the Frogwatch Compound which will henceforth be called "Frogistan".
Why don't you secede instead?
> Mr President:
>
> I hereby petition for the peaceful succession of the Frogwatch Compound which will henceforth be called "Frogistan".
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