I hereby petition for the peaceful succession of the Frogwatch Compound which will henceforth be called "Frogistan". Upon independence, I will issue an executive order that tobacco products, hemp products and all forms of ethanol will be legal and tax free within Frogistan and subject to only a small severance tax. Visitors do not need any form of ID other than a US drivers license but should pay a temporary immigration fee of $25.00.
I will by executive order decree that all airspace above Frogistan within long paintball shot be sovreign Frogistan territory that we will defend vigorously. The mighty Frogistan Navy consisting of two 12' sailing frigates, a 28' sailing ship of the line, 1 galley kayak, one galley canoe, an inflatable galley canoe, a sailboard sloop of war and a 20' motor revenue cutter will ceaselessly patrol our waters to prevent incursions by our hostile neighbors (Especially that idiot whose dog harasses my cats).
You will know us by our battle flag, a slime green standard on which we emblazon our mark, a tongue zapping a fly and the motto, "Ribbit".
On Tuesday, November 13, 2012 4:38:47 PM UTC-5, dboha...@gmail.com wrote:
> Mr President:
> I hereby petition for the peaceful succession of the Frogwatch Compound which will henceforth be called "Frogistan". Upon independence, I will issue an executive order that tobacco products, hemp products and all forms of ethanol will be legal and tax free within Frogistan and subject to only a small severance tax. Visitors do not need any form of ID other than a US drivers license but should pay a temporary immigration fee of $25.00.
> I will by executive order decree that all airspace above Frogistan within long paintball shot be sovreign Frogistan territory that we will defend vigorously. The mighty Frogistan Navy consisting of two 12' sailing frigates, a 28' sailing ship of the line, 1 galley kayak, one galley canoe, an inflatable galley canoe, a sailboard sloop of war and a 20' motor revenue cutter will ceaselessly patrol our waters to prevent incursions by our hostile neighbors (Especially that idiot whose dog harasses my cats).
> You will know us by our battle flag, a slime green standard on which we emblazon our mark, a tongue zapping a fly and the motto, "Ribbit".
I will be patrolling our territorial waters of the drainage ditch. Our powerful navy has the ability to repel gators up to 3' in length.
> I hereby petition for the peaceful succession of the Frogwatch
> Compound which will henceforth be called "Frogistan". Upon
> independence, I will issue an executive order that tobacco products,
> hemp products and all forms of ethanol will be legal and tax free
> within Frogistan and subject to only a small severance tax. Visitors
> do not need any form of ID other than a US drivers license but should
> pay a temporary immigration fee of $25.00.
> I will by executive order decree that all airspace above Frogistan
> within long paintball shot be sovreign Frogistan territory that we
> will defend vigorously. The mighty Frogistan Navy consisting of two
> 12' sailing frigates, a 28' sailing ship of the line, 1 galley kayak,
> one galley canoe, an inflatable galley canoe, a sailboard sloop of
> war and a 20' motor revenue cutter will ceaselessly patrol our waters
> to prevent incursions by our hostile neighbors (Especially that idiot
> whose dog harasses my cats).
> You will know us by our battle flag, a slime green standard on which
> we emblazon our mark, a tongue zapping a fly and the motto, "Ribbit".
Froggy this is a good article for YOU and ALL Southrons who believe they have it hard, especially with a Democrat President.
Some people have to be bludgeoned over the head to see sarcasm. Do people here truly think Frogistan would be a danger to ac via paintballs? Do you truly think my 2 12" sailboats constitute a naval threat? Never underestimate the idiocy of lefties.
> Some people have to be bludgeoned over the head to see sarcasm. Do people here truly think Frogistan would be a danger to ac via paintballs? Do you truly think my 2 12" sailboats constitute a naval threat? Never underestimate the idiocy of lefties.
The paint balls could be dangerous if they hit the windscreen of the aircraft. Although the co-pilot may be able to see the runway.
