Death By Lethal Erection
Greatcod
New Haven, CT.
Scientists at Yale University, working on a grant from Pfizer,
announced today that they had developed a potentialLy
more humane method to admister the death penality to men.
"We are looking at the IV injection route for delivery of massive doses
of Viagra (manufactured by Pfizer)" explained Yale's Director of Male
Libedo Studies Steven Malapisa.
"The net efffect is to drain all the blood from man's head into his
increasingly enlarged penis, but without any sense of discomfort. We
believe that most men being executed will actuallly enjoy this process,
as it fufills life long wishes for enhanced size. Ultimately, the
patient simply passes out and passes on",
Malapisa added.
Animal studies involving chimpanzees are scheduled to begin in July.
Malapisa has several male chimps left over from a study of untreated
Lyme Disease, and views them as ideal subjects.
Chuck
kathleen
of Erections at Yale. It's located in
the Psychiatry Department. There, the
researchers had earlier discovered that
these two organs, and *only* these two organs,
Mr. Brain and Mr. Peanut, are connected.
In between, these Psychiatrists
concluded, was The Twilight Zone, which
accounted for the predominance of "psychiatric
disorders" in females.
So, this treatment for the Life
Conclusion Procedure, was indeed
grounded in good science.
Mr. Peanut and Viagra will continue to
assume investigative priority at Yale, due
to increasing research funding from the
CIA, under MKULTRA.
When asked if an antidote to Viagra
might be an effective treatment for
sex offenders, the Mr. Peanut team of
researchers commented that that consideration
had not "arisen" in their discussions.
Comparing "The chemical imbalance" platform
of biologic psychiatry, vs the Mr. Peanut-Mr.
Brain dynamic, the researchers said there
was a conflict of opinion regarding such
complicating variables.
They claimed that genetic research studies in
such serious mental illnesses as schizophrenia
had no sound leads, as to which was the primary
neurotransmitter culprit.
Kathleen
Greatcod
looked up the DoD's annual expense for Viagra, and it was about 50
million a year, or more then enough to provide the actual fighting
troops with the protection they needed.
And in reality, Mr Peanut and Mr Brain are completely fused in
puberity, never to separate, in what is now called a
HeartByPassOperation.
Even long treatment with the IV Jesus Protacol has never reversed the
connection.
Watch out , Condi.
kathleen
kathleen
Oh, Sorry, I had it backwards,
They GIVE Viagra to sex offenders
and you and I pay for it. This may
or may not have been a controlled study
by the Center for the Study of Erections.
'Give the sex offenders Viagra, but
*don't* give the Lyme patients antibiotics
because we have Antibiomania, a much more
serious psychopathology than sexual abuse
of children, and sexual assault.
'Must be a concept we are not familiar with
but clearly is best left to the Yale Erectologists.
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TheDenverChannel.com
Agency: States Don't Have To Pay For Sex Offenders' Viagra
POSTED: 10:01 pm MDT May 23, 2005
UPDATED: 10:46 pm MDT May 23, 2005
ALBANY, N.Y. -- A federal agency began notifying states Monday that
they do not have to pay for Viagra for convicted rapists and other
high-risk sex offenders.
The Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services acted one day after the
New York comptroller's office said audits from 2000 through March found
that 198 sex offenders in the state received Medicaid-reimbursed Viagra
after their convictions. Their crimes included offenses against
children as young as 2, Comptroller Alan Hevesi said.
New York auditors didn't review situations in other states, but
Hevesi's spokesman, David Neustadt, said policies on Viagra under the
health care program for the poor and elderly are apparently the same
across the country.
Florida Attorney General Charlie Crist said later Monday that Medicaid
has paid $93,000 to provide Viagra to 218 sex offenders in that state
over the last four years.
The New York comptroller's report sent the Bush administration
scrambling to find a way to close the loophole. Gary Karr, spokesman
for the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, said Monday that
"states already have the power to determine if a drug is not medically
appropriate for a certain patient or certain class of patients."
"The Medicaid program should not be paying for erectile dysfunction
drugs for sex offenders," he said. But he said confusion over a 1998
federal directive apparently resulted in Medicaid-paid Viagra for sex
offenders.
In a letter Sunday to HHS Secretary Michael Leavitt, Hevesi requested
administrative action or an amendment to the Medicaid law. "It's great
that the federal government has responded immediately and given states
the power to stop providing Viagra to sex offenders," Hevesi said
Monday.
Laura Ahearn, executive director of Parents for Megan's Law, an
advocacy group named for a New Jersey girl raped and killed in 1994 by
a convicted sex offender, praised the government's move as "the most
proactive measure they can take to ensure that individual states can
legislate what their values are."
Hevesi told WROW Radio in Albany that his office was tipped off by a
whistleblower who noticed sex offenders were getting Viagra
prescriptions. His office checked Medicaid pharmacy expenditures
against the state's sex offender registry.
The New York audit covered only Viagra. State auditors are reviewing
whether other prescription drugs for sexual dysfunction are being
reimbursed by Medicaid for convicted sex offenders in the state,
officials said.
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