I tried praying, it didn't work.
To reduce most of the problems: if the persons stop which their endlesly
playing on the man (Mr. Chung), then almost all of the problem
disappears....
So, it's up to them. Not?
Mr. Chung gives a lot of very interesting reactions about cardiology.
So....
kind regards
Forward some of his posts to alt.hacker. That would provide some
distraction for him.
Hi Al,
That's what message filtering is for. If you use Thunderbird, it's on
the >Tools menu. For O.E. >Tools>Message Rules.
It will take a couple of 'fine tuning' sessions to completely erase
him/her from your life. Then, enjoy bliss.
HTH...LMac
If the LORD realizes the possibility of a global earthquake on 03/29/06
per HIS infinite will, there will be neither bliss nor joy for those
who are of this world but only much sorrow and tribulation.
You will be in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus' most
precious and holy name.
May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM.
Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory,
cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread here
during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:
For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me:
Prayerfully in Christ's love,
Andrew
http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8
Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a fucking troll...
(ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at least some
do care)
By the way, fucktard, we expect a formal apology from you on March 30th. It
will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an idiot". Get
prepared.
Bah, heck with it, we all know already that nothing whatsoever will happen
on that oh-so-horrible day, so you better apologize now, jebus cultist.
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
Why I am not a christian:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus/nojebus
This advisory is not spam and the groups receiving this advisory are
not irrelevant.
> Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a fucking troll...
If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
resist the temptation of descending into namecalling.
> (ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at least some
> do care)
(Sorry, this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
iniquities)
> By the way, fucktard, we expect a formal apology from you on March 30th.
You already have my apologies (see above).
> It
> will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an idiot". Get
> prepared.
It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.
> Bah, heck with it, we all know already that nothing whatsoever will happen
> on that oh-so-horrible day, so you better apologize now, jebus cultist.
It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by John
in the prophetic vision given to him by LORD Jesus Christ (Revelation
6:12). We will find out in less than two weeks whether you have
prophesied correctly.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAA!
(I know. "Written laughter is yada yada..." ; save your energy...)
Erm...uh...did I say 'earthquake'? I...uh..meant ECLIPSE! Yeah, that's
it...eclipse! Actually, I've predicted an eclipse ALL ALONG! Were you
secure in your heart with the
(((((LORD))))
you would not have misread my blather all this time. Sorry if my
advisory was misunderstood because of your ignorance.
Yours in delusion,
Cheech N. Chung, DVM
This would mean more IDIOT if you yourself would trim out the irrelevant
groups! See below!
> Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a fucking troll...
>
> (ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at least some
> do care)
Just snip the irrelevant groups DUMBASS - we don't care that you care!
Sorry this advisory causes you such despair. Please forgive all my
iniquities.
You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.
May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM.
Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
<snip to>
> For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
> how the LORD has reshaped me
....reshaped you? Must be one of those human-animal hybrids Bush talked
about in the State of the Union. ;-)
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After all, his lord made a liar out of chung when this was predicted
for February and for January
> Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
>> Stop spamming irrelevant ngs bastard!
>
> This advisory is not spam and the groups receiving this advisory are
> not irrelevant.
Well, it certainly does fit the bill...
>> Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a fucking
>> troll...
>
> If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
> resist the temptation of descending into namecalling.
>
Trolls at work... I really shouldn't be baiting this one...
>> (ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at least
>> some do care)
>
> (Sorry, this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
> iniquities)
Since when is "rec.food.cooking", "sci.med.cardiology" and "alt.atheism"
interested in screwed up predictions based on bad science and idiocy? I can
see the reasoning for the other groups, but...
>> By the way, fucktard, we expect a formal apology from you on March 30th.
>
> You already have my apologies (see above).
I see no apology, and I do believe the entire newsgroup is expecting it, not
one person.
>> It
>> will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an idiot". Get
>> prepared.
>
> It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.
The truth will include those words - because you've already proved both
apply to you.
>> Bah, heck with it, we all know already that nothing whatsoever will
>> happen on that oh-so-horrible day, so you better apologize now, jebus
>> cultist.
>
> It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
> 03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
> total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by John
> in the prophetic vision given to him by LORD Jesus Christ (Revelation
> 6:12). We will find out in less than two weeks whether you have
> prophesied correctly.
Umm, okay. Let's see if I got this right - you're prophesying that something
that is clearly stated to happen after "God" takes all the "True Believers"
to heaven so they don't have to suffer the seven years of the prophesied
tribulation where the "antichrist" rules the Earth is going to happen this
month? Oh dear, it seems I missed the bus, as did a whole hell of a lot of
other people.
Before you go and start mis-interpreting prophesies, try to at least read
them all. You'll find that a good sized chunk of the bible is filled with
prophesies relating to the "End Times" and the Apocalypse. By focusing on
just one book and claiming that events in it are unfolding, without first
learning that those events all take place after a seperate, major event it
proves you are an idiot and a fool.
ShadowWolf
By changinhg the subject to something that has nothing to do with the
message.
Don't confuse 'despair' with 'incredulous hilarity'. You are an
amusing, obsessive pest - nothing more.
Another false advisory
> redja...@yahoo.com wrote:
>> >It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
>> >03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
>> >total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by
>> >(etc., etc........)
>>
> Sorry this advisory causes you such despair. Please forgive all my
> iniquities.
>
So wait - are you predicting an eclipse or an earthquake or both?
If an earthquake, exactly what scale on the richter scale are we talking?
Oh, date + time would be useful - 29th of March I think you said.
You see, there's a little earthquaking almost all the time so I just want
to check you're talking about something worth noting and not just an allah
fart.
As for eclipses - well they occur (literally) like clockwork so that is
entirely boring. However, if you like I'll predict the next ten eclipses
plus the position in which they'll be total eclipses - if that's all it
takes to be god I'm there.
gater.
Neither. No predictions are being made de novo here.
> If an earthquake, exactly what scale on the richter scale are we talking?
Do not know. Sorry.
> Oh, date + time would be useful - 29th of March I think you said.
Date and time for the total solar eclipse has been given elsewhere by
other folks.
> You see, there's a little earthquaking almost all the time so I just want
> to check you're talking about something worth noting and not just an allah
> fart.
The vision described by John in Revelation is a "great earthquake"
where every island and mountain are removed from their places.
> As for eclipses - well they occur (literally) like clockwork so that is
> entirely boring.
Each one is somewhat different in trajectory and each does occur at
different points in time.
> However, if you like I'll predict the next ten eclipses
> plus the position in which they'll be total eclipses - if that's all it
> takes to be god I'm there.
If the total solar eclipse on 03/29/06 is the same one seen by John in
the prophetic vision described in Revelation 6:12 given to him by LORD
Jesus Christ, the possibility remains that everything else described
associated with the eclipse will also happen and HE will "shock and
awe" everyone into confessing that HE is King of kings and LORD of
lords.
"My LORD **and** my GOD!" -- "Doubting" Thomas the atheist.
Khubla
It would be your choice to bear false witness.
Nonetheless, you are forgiven as far as I am concerned.
You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.
May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM so that you will someday see
the following written on HIS thigh:
"KING of kings and LORD of lords."
For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
> how the LORD has reshaped me:
>
> Prayerfully in Christ's love,
>
> Andrew
> http://tinyurl.com/rgsp8
No Lord reshaped you, mental illness did. and you went on to make yourself
a, if not "the" most unliked person in the three usergroups you post to.
Khubla
The LORD's purpose for me here remains to inform and not to seek
popularity. Sorry this bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
iniquities.
Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory,
cooking and nutrition that interest those following this thread here
during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:
For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
how the LORD has reshaped me:
Khubla
Correct.
> We do
> know that we are to be prepared now, and that he is going to surprise a lot
> of people.
Yes.
> When that day comes, the Church will be taken and the rebellion on earth
> against God will no longer be held back.
We are in the midst of this rebellion.
> In heaven, the saints will stand before Christ, and then they will judge the
> Adversary and his angels and this world.
> The Adversary and his angels will be cast from heaven down to this earth and
> the distress of nations (the events of the seven seals) will begin.
It seems that five of the seven seals (as described by John in
Revelation 6) have already been opened by the Lamb since the start of
this year (2006). HIS four horsemen have been very busy.
> Are you ready for the coming of Christ for his Church?
Yes.
> Have you received the testimony of God that eternal life is in Christ?
Yes.
> Not
> in church, efforts, or ordinances, but in Christ.
Yes.
> --
> http://roines.home.mindspring.com
May GOD continue to bless you and yours, dear Frank whom I love, in
Jesus' most precious and holy name.
Amen.
Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory for
03/29/06, cooking and nutrition that interest those following this
thread here during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:
For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for
That which is infinite is neither very weak nor very small.
> , why doesn't it post directly
> >to usergroups?
HIS choice.
> Why would it have to rely on a crazies to promote it's
> >messages?
If you were secure in the truth, you would have strength to resist the
temptation of descending into namecalling.
> >Is it unable to address it's people directly?
No.
> >The invisible and
> >the non-existent look very much the same to me as someone once said.
"Everything looks the same to the blind."
> >Sounds like you have a gawd like all the other Greek, Roman, Egyptian gawds
> >of the period, doesn't it?
"Everything sounds the same to the deaf."
> >No I won't forgive you, you have been told
> >hundreds of time to fuck off on all 4 groups.
You have been told hundreds of times to repent and yet you will expect
the LORD to forgive you?
You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.
May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM so that you will someday see
the following written on HIS thigh:
"KING of kings and LORD of lords."
Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory for
03/29/06, cooking and nutrition that interest those following this
thread here during the next on-line chat (03/23/06) from 6 to 7 pm EST:
For those who are put off by the signature, my advance apologies for how
Not for the discerning.
> >> Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a fucking
> >> troll...
> >
> > If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
> > resist the temptation of descending into namecalling.
>
> Trolls at work... I really shouldn't be baiting this one...
Thankfully, your actions belie the namecalling.
> >> (ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at least
> >> some do care)
> >
> > (Sorry, this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
> > iniquities)
>
> Since when is "rec.food.cooking", "sci.med.cardiology" and "alt.atheism"
> interested in screwed up predictions based on bad science and idiocy?
The untruthful will always be irresistably drawn to the truth which is
LORD Jesus Christ, Who is the source of the prophetic vision given to
John (Revelation 6:12).
> I can
> see the reasoning for the other groups, but...
Truth is infinitely better.
> >> By the way, fucktard, we expect a formal apology from you on March 30th.
> >
> > You already have my apologies (see above).
>
> I see no apology, and I do believe the entire newsgroup is expecting it, not
> one person.
If the LORD realizes the possibility of a global earthquake on 03/29/06
as per the prophetic vision HE had given to John (Revelation 6:12), no
amount of apologies will serve as adequate consolation.
> >> It
> >> will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an idiot". Get
> >> prepared.
> >
> > It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.
>
> The truth will include those words - because you've already proved both
> apply to you.
If the latter were true, you would repent with the following words of
the Biblical atheist "Doubting" Thomas:
"My LORD **and** my GOD!"
> >> Bah, heck with it, we all know already that nothing whatsoever will
> >> happen on that oh-so-horrible day, so you better apologize now, jebus
> >> cultist.
> >
> > It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
> > 03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
> > total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by John
> > in the prophetic vision given to him by LORD Jesus Christ (Revelation
> > 6:12). We will find out in less than two weeks whether you have
> > prophesied correctly.
>
> Umm, okay. Let's see if I got this right - you're prophesying
Incorrect.
You will be in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.
May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM so that you will someday see
the following written on HIS thigh:
"KING of kings and LORD of lords."
Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory for
03/29/06, cooking and nutrition that interest those following this
May GOD continue to receive all the glory, in Jesus' most precious and
holy name.
> Does anyone have a realistic suggestion as to how to get his
> psycho ass out of here?
Without the LORD, nothing is possible.
> I tried praying, it didn't work.
It seems the LORD is not listening to you. Sorry. Please forgive all
my iniquities.
You will remain in my prayers, dear Al whom I love, in Jesus'
Sorry this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
iniquities.
You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.
May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM so that you will someday see
the following written on HIS thigh:
"KING of kings and LORD of lords."
Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory for
03/29/06, cooking and nutrition that interest those following this
> ShadowWolf wrote:
>> Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>> > Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
>> >> Stop spamming irrelevant ngs bastard!
>> >
>> > This advisory is not spam and the groups receiving this advisory are
>> > not irrelevant.
>>
>> Well, it certainly does fit the bill...
>
> Not for the discerning.
You mean "Those people with the same limited amount of brainpower as you
possess". And anyway, from the evidence I've seen, you've made similar
posts with similar claims over the past two or three months. Sounds like
Spam to me.
>> >> Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a fucking
>> >> troll...
>> >
>> > If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
>> > resist the temptation of descending into namecalling.
>>
>> Trolls at work... I really shouldn't be baiting this one...
>
> Thankfully, your actions belie the namecalling.
>
>> >> (ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at
>> >> least some do care)
>> >
>> > (Sorry, this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
>> > iniquities)
>>
>> Since when is "rec.food.cooking", "sci.med.cardiology" and "alt.atheism"
>> interested in screwed up predictions based on bad science and idiocy?
>
> The untruthful will always be irresistably drawn to the truth which is
> LORD Jesus Christ, Who is the source of the prophetic vision given to
> John (Revelation 6:12).
Your "quote" is misplaced. Revelation 6:12 reads:
"Then I saw the lamb open the sixth seal. There was a powerful earthquake.
The sun turned as black as sackcloth made of hair, and the full moon turned
as red as blood."
And said prophetic vision is set to begin after the Rapture. Christ himself
said of the end: ?No one knows when that day or hour will come ?not the
angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. - NIV, Matthew 24:36
He also spoke about about false prophets. By making this claim you set
yourself up as one.
>> I can
>> see the reasoning for the other groups, but...
>
> Truth is infinitely better.
Yes, but you are not peddling the truth.
>> >> By the way, fucktard, we expect a formal apology from you on March
>> >> 30th.
>> >
>> > You already have my apologies (see above).
>>
>> I see no apology, and I do believe the entire newsgroup is expecting it,
>> not one person.
>
> If the LORD realizes the possibility of a global earthquake on 03/29/06
> as per the prophetic vision HE had given to John (Revelation 6:12), no
> amount of apologies will serve as adequate consolation.
And as I have pointed out, there are other prophecies that must be fulfilled
before those in Revelations can come about. Hell, the Rapture - where "god"
takes all the true-believers to Heaven must occur first. And what of the
other five of the seals? Where are the Four Horsemen?
>> >> It
>> >> will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an idiot".
>> >> Get prepared.
>> >
>> > It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.
>>
>> The truth will include those words - because you've already proved both
>> apply to you.
>
> If the latter were true, you would repent with the following words of
> the Biblical atheist "Doubting" Thomas:
>
> "My LORD **and** my GOD!"
Sorry, but Thomas was not an Atheist, or he would not have been a disciple
of Christ. Rather, he just had doubts. And since you have been proven to be
an idiot, since you cannot comprehend that your "Earthquake" will not occur
until after numerous other signs have come and other prophecies have been
fulfilled, your apology should include such.
As to being a liar - well, it's clearly a *LIE* that the "lord" revealed
this to you. What "revealed" this to you was a bad case of gas and a
nightmare.
>> >> Bah, heck with it, we all know already that nothing whatsoever will
>> >> happen on that oh-so-horrible day, so you better apologize now, jebus
>> >> cultist.
>> >
>> > It seems to your choice to prophesy that nothing will happen on
>> > 03/29/06 despite the prediction of astronomers that there will be a
>> > total solar eclipse, which quite possibly could be the one seen by John
>> > in the prophetic vision given to him by LORD Jesus Christ (Revelation
>> > 6:12). We will find out in less than two weeks whether you have
>> > prophesied correctly.
>>
>> Umm, okay. Let's see if I got this right - you're prophesying
>
> Incorrect.
Lie. Fully correct. You have taken a single verse of the scripture and
claimed it is going to occur. That, my friend, is a prophecy.
>
> You will be in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
> most precious and holy name.
>
> May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM so that you will someday see
> the following written on HIS thigh:
>
> "KING of kings and LORD of lords."
Even the Devil can appear as an angel of light.
Now, since I've fully plonked you, let's let this thread die.
ShadowWolf
A discerning heart does not reside in the brain but in the soul. It is
a spiritual gift given by the LORD to those who ask for it and have HIS
favor.
> >> >> Now if that doesn't show clearly that you're nothing but a fucking
> >> >> troll...
> >> >
> >> > If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
> >> > resist the temptation of descending into namecalling.
> >>
> >> Trolls at work... I really shouldn't be baiting this one...
> >
> > Thankfully, your actions belie the namecalling.
> >
> >> >> (ngs _not_ snipped this time, just to show ppl over there that at
> >> >> least some do care)
> >> >
> >> > (Sorry, this advisory bothers you so terribly. Please forgive all my
> >> > iniquities)
> >>
> >> Since when is "rec.food.cooking", "sci.med.cardiology" and "alt.atheism"
> >> interested in screwed up predictions based on bad science and idiocy?
> >
> > The untruthful will always be irresistably drawn to the truth which is
> > LORD Jesus Christ, Who is the source of the prophetic vision given to
> > John (Revelation 6:12).
>
> Your "quote" is misplaced. Revelation 6:12 reads:
> "Then I saw the lamb open the sixth seal. There was a powerful earthquake.
> The sun turned as black as sackcloth made of hair, and the full moon turned
> as red as blood."
>
> And said prophetic vision is set to begin after the Rapture.
Actually, the "rapture" (or sealing of the "great multitude" from every
nation, tribe, people and language) will come later after the great
tribulation who onset occurs with the opening of the sixth seal as
described in the 12th verse of Revelation 6. This "rapture" is
described in the 9th verse of Revelation 7 (2007?).
> Christ himself
> said of the end: ?No one knows when that day or hour will come ?not the
> angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. - NIV, Matthew 24:36
Correct. Watchmen may call out when they spot something but this is
not the same as actually knowing what they see or the exact moment when
the event will take place.
> He also spoke about about false prophets. By making this claim you set
> yourself up as one.
Incorrect. An advisory is not prophecy.
However, those who claim that a global earthquake is not possible on
03/29/06 are actually prophesying that there will NOT be an earthquake
on that day which is less than 10 days away. If this possibility of a
global earthquake is realized on 03/29/06 through the LORD's infinite
will, there will be the many false prophets as prophesied by the LORD
Himself.
Recall that LORD Jesus Christ spoke of many false prophets before HIS
return and not of one solitary false prophet.
> >> I can
> >> see the reasoning for the other groups, but...
> >
> > Truth is infinitely better.
>
> Yes, but you are not peddling the truth.
The truth is not for sale.
"I am the way, the truth, and the life" -- LORD Jesus Christ
> >> >> By the way, fucktard, we expect a formal apology from you on March
> >> >> 30th.
> >> >
> >> > You already have my apologies (see above).
> >>
> >> I see no apology, and I do believe the entire newsgroup is expecting it,
> >> not one person.
> >
> > If the LORD realizes the possibility of a global earthquake on 03/29/06
> > as per the prophetic vision HE had given to John (Revelation 6:12), no
> > amount of apologies will serve as adequate consolation.
>
> And as I have pointed out, there are other prophecies that must be fulfilled
> before those in Revelations can come about.
They have been.
> Hell, the Rapture - where "god"
> takes all the true-believers to Heaven must occur first.
Incorrect.
> And what of the other five of the seals?
Already opened.
> Where are the Four Horsemen?
All about the world. Very very busy have they been.
> >> >> It
> >> >> will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an idiot".
> >> >> Get prepared.
> >> >
> >> > It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.
> >>
> >> The truth will include those words - because you've already proved both
> >> apply to you.
> >
> > If the latter were true, you would repent with the following words of
> > the Biblical atheist "Doubting" Thomas:
> >
> > "My LORD **and** my GOD!"
>
> Sorry, but Thomas was not an Atheist, or he would not have been a disciple
> of Christ.
Incorrect. Simply look at the other atheist, Judas Iscariot, who
worshipped money.
You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
most precious and holy name.
May GOD continue to draw you closer to HIM so that you will be able to
someday read what is written on HIS thigh:
"KING of kings and LORD of lords."
Amen.
> ShadowWolf wrote:
>> Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>>
>> > ShadowWolf wrote:
>> >> Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>> >> > Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:
>> >> >> Stop spamming irrelevant ngs bastard!
>> >> >
>> >> > This advisory is not spam and the groups receiving this advisory are
>> >> > not irrelevant.
>> >>
>> >> Well, it certainly does fit the bill...
>> >
>> > Not for the discerning.
>>
>> You mean "Those people with the same limited amount of brainpower as you
>> possess". And anyway, from the evidence I've seen, you've made similar
>> posts with similar claims over the past two or three months. Sounds like
>> Spam to me.
>
> A discerning heart does not reside in the brain but in the soul. It is
> a spiritual gift given by the LORD to those who ask for it and have HIS
> favor.
Indeed. Now, if you would please just realize you're an idiot and liar and
leave us alone.
Sorry, incorrect. The sealing you speak of is not the "Rapture". Even in
fundie literature the Rapture is the beginning of the Tribulation and the
sealing occurs such that those believers that came to the lord after the
Rapture could identify each other.
Now, are you going to spout more lies, or are you going to admit that you
have absolutely no idea whatsoever?
>> Christ himself
>> said of the end: ?No one knows when that day or hour will come ?not the
>> angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. - NIV, Matthew 24:36
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plonk
> Correct. Watchmen may call out when they spot something but this is
> not the same as actually knowing what they see or the exact moment when
> the event will take place.
>
>> He also spoke about about false prophets. By making this claim you set
>> yourself up as one.
>
> Incorrect. An advisory is not prophecy.
Umm, wrong. And Advisory of this type - stating that X will occur on any
date, not backed by any hard science - is a prophecy. Since you are making
prophecies, and have made them previously using other dates, you are a
false prophet.
> However, those who claim that a global earthquake is not possible on
> 03/29/06 are actually prophesying that there will NOT be an earthquake
> on that day which is less than 10 days away. If this possibility of a
> global earthquake is realized on 03/29/06 through the LORD's infinite
> will, there will be the many false prophets as prophesied by the LORD
> Himself.
>
> Recall that LORD Jesus Christ spoke of many false prophets before HIS
> return and not of one solitary false prophet.
Indeed. And you are not the only person making these "Advisories". But you
are trying to dodge the label of "false prophet" with that statement.
Sorry, but as already noted, you are clearly a "false prophet".
>> >> I can
>> >> see the reasoning for the other groups, but...
>> >
>> > Truth is infinitely better.
>>
>> Yes, but you are not peddling the truth.
>
> The truth is not for sale.
>
> "I am the way, the truth, and the life" -- LORD Jesus Christ
Oh, another person that can't see past their own beliefs when it comes to
words. The phrase "peddling the truth" is quite common and refers to anyone
who goes around saying "This is the truth because I say so", which is
exactly what you are doing. Now stop with the ad infinatum quotes that you
obviously don't believe.
>> >> >> By the way, fucktard, we expect a formal apology from you on March
>> >> >> 30th.
>> >> >
>> >> > You already have my apologies (see above).
>> >>
>> >> I see no apology, and I do believe the entire newsgroup is expecting
>> >> it, not one person.
>> >
>> > If the LORD realizes the possibility of a global earthquake on 03/29/06
>> > as per the prophetic vision HE had given to John (Revelation 6:12), no
>> > amount of apologies will serve as adequate consolation.
>>
>> And as I have pointed out, there are other prophecies that must be
>> fulfilled before those in Revelations can come about.
>
> They have been.
Really? I've been waiting for them and have yet to see a single one
fulfilled. Not even the prophesies in David have been fulfilled, and those
are supposed to come immediately before the "Rapture" which occurs
immediately before the events in Revelations.
>> Hell, the Rapture - where "god"
>> takes all the true-believers to Heaven must occur first.
>
> Incorrect.
Only to you and whatever fundie church you attend. Hell, even the fundie
mouthpiece Timothy LaHaye says that the "rapture" is when God calls all
true believers to Heaven and that it occurs before the events of
Revelations. Are you going to call him a liar too?
>> And what of the other five of the seals?
>
> Already opened.
Not by a longshot. Give up your delusions.
>> Where are the Four Horsemen?
>
> All about the world. Very very busy have they been.
Nope. Evidently you are looking at the world in a want to see the end-times
coming. Not a single piece of the prophecies in the book of Revelations has
occurred.
>> >> >> It
>> >> >> will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an
>> >> >> idiot". Get prepared.
>> >> >
>> >> > It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.
>> >>
>> >> The truth will include those words - because you've already proved
>> >> both apply to you.
>> >
>> > If the latter were true, you would repent with the following words of
>> > the Biblical atheist "Doubting" Thomas:
>> >
>> > "My LORD **and** my GOD!"
>>
>> Sorry, but Thomas was not an Atheist, or he would not have been a
>> disciple of Christ.
>
> Incorrect. Simply look at the other atheist, Judas Iscariot, who
> worshipped money.
Again, incorrect. An atheist is one who is characterized by a belief in the
existence of no God. Thomas and Judas both believed in a God before
becoming disciples of Christ, and retained their belief afterwards.
> You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
> most precious and holy name.
The prayers of a false prophet are not welcome and not wanted by me.
ShadowWolf
Yes.
> Now, if you would please just realize you're an idiot and liar and
> leave us alone.
If you were secure in the truth, you would have had the strength to
> > tribulation whose onset will occur with the opening of the sixth seal as
> > described in the 12th verse of Revelation 6. This "rapture" is
> > described in the 9th verse of Revelation 7 (2007?).
>
> Sorry, incorrect.
It remains correct for the discerning.
> The sealing you speak of is not the "Rapture".
Without the LORD, your opinion is meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
> Even in
> fundie literature the Rapture is the beginning of the Tribulation and the
> sealing occurs such that those believers that came to the lord after the
> Rapture could identify each other.
The Holy Bible trumps all other literature.
> Now, are you going to spout more lies, or are you going to admit that you
> have absolutely no idea whatsoever?
It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.
> >> Christ himself
> >> said of the end: ?No one knows when that day or hour will come ?not the
> >> angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. - NIV, Matthew 24:36
> >
> > Correct. Watchmen may call out when they spot something but this is
> > not the same as actually knowing what they see or the exact moment when
> > the event will take place.
> >
> >> He also spoke about about false prophets. By making this claim you set
> >> yourself up as one.
> >
> > Incorrect. An advisory is not prophecy.
>
> Umm, wrong.
Not for the discerning.
> And Advisory of this type - stating that X will occur on any
> date, not backed by any hard science - is a prophecy.
This advisory states that it remains **possible** that a global
earthquake will happen on 03/29/06 if the total solar eclipse predicted
by our astronomers is the same one seen by John in the prophetic vision
given to him by LORD Jesus Christ (Revelation 6:12).
> Since you are making
> prophecies, and have made them previously using other dates, you are a
> false prophet.
The linking of a total solar eclipse with a global earthquake has
occurred only for the one day namely 03/29/06. This remains an
advisory pointing to the possibility rather than a prophecy that makes
a prediction. Whether this possibility is realized remains dependent on
the LORD's infinite will.
> > However, those who claim that a global earthquake is not possible on
> > 03/29/06 are actually prophesying that there will NOT be an earthquake
> > on that day which is less than 10 days away. If this possibility of a
> > global earthquake is realized on 03/29/06 through the LORD's infinite
> > will, there will be the many false prophets as prophesied by the LORD
> > Himself.
> >
> > Recall that LORD Jesus Christ spoke of many false prophets before HIS
> > return and not of one solitary false prophet.
>
> Indeed.
Yes.
> And you are not the only person making these "Advisories".
Who else has issued an advisory about a possible global earthquake
occurring during the total solar eclipse predicted for 03/29/06 ?
> But you
> are trying to dodge the label of "false prophet" with that statement.
Being truthful is not a dodge.
> Sorry, but as already noted, you are clearly a "false prophet".
Without the LORD, your opinion is meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
> >> >> I can
> >> >> see the reasoning for the other groups, but...
> >> >
> >> > Truth is infinitely better.
> >>
> >> Yes, but you are not peddling the truth.
> >
> > The truth is not for sale.
> >
> > "I am the way, the truth, and the life" -- LORD Jesus Christ
>
> Oh, another person that can't see past their own beliefs when it comes to
> words. The phrase "peddling the truth" is quite common and refers to anyone
> who goes around saying "This is the truth because I say so", which is
> exactly what you are doing. Now stop with the ad infinatum quotes that you
> obviously don't believe.
The LORD continues to guide everything I say, do, and write.
> >> >> >> By the way, fucktard, we expect a formal apology from you on March
> >> >> >> 30th.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You already have my apologies (see above).
> >> >>
> >> >> I see no apology, and I do believe the entire newsgroup is expecting
> >> >> it, not one person.
> >> >
> >> > If the LORD realizes the possibility of a global earthquake on 03/29/06
> >> > as per the prophetic vision HE had given to John (Revelation 6:12), no
> >> > amount of apologies will serve as adequate consolation.
> >>
> >> And as I have pointed out, there are other prophecies that must be
> >> fulfilled before those in Revelations can come about.
> >
> > They have been.
>
> Really?
Yes.
> I've been waiting for them and have yet to see a single one
> fulfilled.
"'Be ever hearing, but never understanding; be ever seeing, but never
perceiving'" --LORD Almighty GOD (Isaiah 6:9)
> Not even the prophesies in David have been fulfilled, and those
> are supposed to come immediately before the "Rapture" which occurs
> immediately before the events in Revelations.
There is no book of David.
> >> Hell, the Rapture - where "god"
> >> takes all the true-believers to Heaven must occur first.
> >
> > Incorrect.
>
> Only to you and whatever fundie church you attend.
Again, the LORD guides everything I say, do, and write.
> Hell, even the fundie
> mouthpiece Timothy LaHaye says that the "rapture" is when God calls all
> true believers to Heaven and that it occurs before the events of
> Revelations. Are you going to call him a liar too?
It remains my choice to refrain from judging others per my LORD's
advice (Matthew 7).
> >> And what of the other five of the seals?
> >
> > Already opened.
>
> Not by a longshot. Give up your delusions.
Truth is not a delusion.
> >> Where are the Four Horsemen?
> >
> > All about the world. Very very busy have they been.
>
> Nope.
Yes.
> Evidently you are looking at the world in a want to see the end-times
> coming. Not a single piece of the prophecies in the book of Revelations has
> occurred.
"'Be ever hearing, but never understanding; be ever seeing, but never
perceiving'" --LORD Almighty GOD (Isaiah 6:9)
> >> >> >> It
> >> >> >> will have to include the statements "I'm a liar" and "I'm an
> >> >> >> idiot". Get prepared.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully.
> >> >>
> >> >> The truth will include those words - because you've already proved
> >> >> both apply to you.
> >> >
> >> > If the latter were true, you would repent with the following words of
> >> > the Biblical atheist "Doubting" Thomas:
> >> >
> >> > "My LORD **and** my GOD!"
> >>
> >> Sorry, but Thomas was not an Atheist, or he would not have been a
> >> disciple of Christ.
> >
> > Incorrect. Simply look at the other atheist, Judas Iscariot, who
> > worshipped money.
>
> Again, incorrect. An atheist is one who is characterized by a belief in the
> existence of no God.
Without the LORD, there is only nothingness.
> Thomas and Judas both believed in a God before
> becoming disciples of Christ, and retained their belief afterwards.
Actually, it is clear that neither knew GOD before being chosen by
Jesus and only Thomas came to understand that Jesus is GOD.
"My LORD **and** my GOD!" -- "Doubting" Thomas the atheist.
> > You will remain in my prayers, dear neighbor whom I love, in Jesus'
> > most precious and holy name.
>
> The prayers of a false prophet are not welcome and not wanted by me.
Sorry my continued prayers on your belalf bother you so terribly.
Please forgive all my iniquities.
If the GOD realizes the possibility of a global earthquake in less than
5 days, it will be impossible for you to reconcile the event with your
belief that the LORD does not exist.
Will be available to "glow" and chat about this and other things like
cardiology, diabetes, Bird Flu, the 2006 global earthquake advisory for
03/29/06, cooking and nutrition that interest those following this
thread here during the next on-line chat (03/30/06) from 5 to 6 pm EST,
LORD willing: