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Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister

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Jan 14, 2007, 1:45:38 PM1/14/07
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HEY! ANALOG! LOOK AT THIS

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

> ... such as these:
>
> one that perseverates barking like a dog:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/a680175f8e4930b2?
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/2f9c8e3535ab0ee7?
>
> another who will subject you to perverse thoughts:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/8ceafe1caa61e2a6?
>
> another who will ream you with its barbed penis then command you to
> suck it clean:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/b446b4191afdc2a8?
>
> Only LORD Jesus Christ can save you from these demons:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
>
> May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
> diabetes, depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our
> neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot more, dear
> friends and neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
>
> Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
>
> Andrew <><
> --
> Andrew B. Chung
> Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
>
> As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
> unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
> (Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
>
> Meanwhile, HIS brethren have been blessed:
>
> http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/DreadNought
>
> ... and continue to be blessed:
>
> http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/Guarantee
>
> (note: Only those who are blessed by LORD GOD Almighty, Creator of
> heaven and earth, will have access to these and other related
> OurLittle.net articles per a secure IP database maintained by
> TheWellnessFoundation.com)

Do you think this is sane, reasonable behaviour that you would expect
of a responsible, practising cardiologist?

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Father Haskell

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Jan 17, 2007, 3:46:49 AM1/17/07
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jitter wrote:
> In article <1169008370.2...@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>,
> father...@yahoo.com says...

> >
> > Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
> > > neighbor Masahiro Saito wrote:
> > > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > > Convicted neighbor Shawn Hirn wrote:

> > > > >> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> > ... such as these:
> > > > >
> > > > > http://groups.google.com/group/alt.christnet.christianlife/msg/d119e15a008ef43e?
> > > > >
> > > > >> PING: Andrew
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Imagine spending life living in a fantasy world. That's exactly what you
> > > > >> are doing.
> > > > >
> > > > > Observing is not fantasizing.
> > > > >
> > > > > Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
> > > > >
> > > > > http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
> > > >
> > > > Why do people disrespect the Holy Spirit?
> > >
> > > Such is the behavior of those without wisdom.

> > >
> > > May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
> > > diabetes, depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our
> > > neigbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot more, dear
> > > neighbor whom I love unconditionally.

> > >
> > > Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
> > >
> > > Andrew <><
> >
> > You left out "delusions" from that list. Lithium would
> > cure that, according to the good Dr. Flynt.
>
> <whisper>
> Remove the alt.support.* groups from your replies.
> Burns^H^H^H^H^HChung will seem them anyway. He lives in
> alt.christnet.christianlife and sci.med.cardiology.
> </whisper>

Chung hates me. Why else would he have left (or shall I say
SNUBBED) me out of his convicts-to-prey-for list?

Fuck Chung. Fuck Chung to hell.

"

Andre Lieven

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Jan 17, 2007, 1:17:56 PM1/17/07
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Znlor ur guvaxf lbh'er n fbpx?

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Father Haskell

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Jan 17, 2007, 3:00:34 PM1/17/07
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jitter wrote:
> In article <1169023609.2...@s34g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> father...@yahoo.com says...
> Oh, he will eventually.

>
> > Fuck Chung. Fuck Chung to hell.
>
> That might help, but it helps even more to describe the way Jesus
> buttfucks kittens while the Holy Spirit watches.

Doesn't jesus stuff them into drain pipes first?

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Phÿltêr

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Jan 17, 2007, 3:22:02 PM1/17/07
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jitter <ji...@127.0.0.1> blew me away with news:vpqwhejhd$zmpquwehcv@
127.0.0.1:

> In article <1169064032....@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> father...@yahoo.com says...


>> >
>> > > Fuck Chung. Fuck Chung to hell.
>> >
>> > That might help, but it helps even more to describe the way Jesus
>> > buttfucks kittens while the Holy Spirit watches.
>>
>> Doesn't jesus stuff them into drain pipes first?
>

> Well, he's gotta restrain them SOMEHOW. Kittens are hyperactive and
> tend to sink their needle-like claws into everything they can reach.
>

I can vouch for that! My 6 month old red tabby Maine Coon is testament, as
are my shredded forearms!

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Father Haskell

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Jan 17, 2007, 3:27:27 PM1/17/07
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jitter wrote:
> In article <1169064032....@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> father...@yahoo.com says...
> > >
> > > > Fuck Chung. Fuck Chung to hell.
> > >
> > > That might help, but it helps even more to describe the way Jesus
> > > buttfucks kittens while the Holy Spirit watches.
> >
> > Doesn't jesus stuff them into drain pipes first?
>
> Well, he's gotta restrain them SOMEHOW. Kittens are hyperactive and
> tend to sink their needle-like claws into everything they can reach.

Ask Chung. He might know.

SameAsB4

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Jan 17, 2007, 3:38:04 PM1/17/07
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Velvet Elvis

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Jan 17, 2007, 3:46:22 PM1/17/07
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On 17 Jan 2007 12:27:27 -0800, "Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

Chung would only be familiar with them as a source of dietary protein.

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Father Haskell

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Jan 17, 2007, 4:33:38 PM1/17/07
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I hear his kung-pao kitten made him famous.

Deborah DeStefano

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Jan 17, 2007, 5:25:52 PM1/17/07
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"jitter" <ji...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:mapwhjcd$jkebc...@127.0.0.1...

He'll have to go see Dr. N. Sain

>> >
>> > <whisper>
>> > Remove the alt.support.* groups from your replies.
>> > Burns^H^H^H^H^HChung will seem them anyway. He lives in
>> > alt.christnet.christianlife and sci.med.cardiology.
>> > </whisper>
>>
>> Chung hates me. Why else would he have left (or shall I say
>> SNUBBED) me out of his convicts-to-prey-for list?

Me too. Stuck up christer he is
>
> Oh, he will eventually.


>
>> Fuck Chung. Fuck Chung to hell.
>

Deborah DeStefano

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Jan 17, 2007, 5:35:04 PM1/17/07
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"Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Awwwwwwww, how could anyone hurt a cute little kitty.
Xtians aren't hypocrits at all... I've seen my bible bangin' neighbor kick
stray kitties off her patio and she says if she had time she'd pour scalding
water on them.
She has pictures of jeebus all over her place. Now how does she expect to
get into her hebben if she hurts one of gawd's little creatures? TYPICAL!


Deborah DeStefano

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"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
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Ewwww... do you behead and filet and saute them for dinner afterward?


Father Haskell

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Jan 17, 2007, 8:02:48 PM1/17/07
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Deborah DeStefano wrote:
> "Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1169069618....@v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Velvet Elvis wrote:
> >> On 17 Jan 2007 12:27:27 -0800, "Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >jitter wrote:
> >> >> In article <1169064032....@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> >> >> father...@yahoo.com says...
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > > Fuck Chung. Fuck Chung to hell.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > That might help, but it helps even more to describe the way Jesus
> >> >> > > buttfucks kittens while the Holy Spirit watches.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Doesn't jesus stuff them into drain pipes first?
> >> >>
> >> >> Well, he's gotta restrain them SOMEHOW. Kittens are hyperactive and
> >> >> tend to sink their needle-like claws into everything they can reach.
> >> >
> >> >Ask Chung. He might know.
> >>
> >> Chung would only be familiar with them as a source of dietary protein.
> >
> > I hear his kung-pao kitten made him famous.
> >
> Awwwwwwww, how could anyone hurt a cute little kitty.

Chung would, if he had some fresh leeks and peppers.

> Xtians aren't hypocrits at all... I've seen my bible bangin' neighbor kick
> stray kitties off her patio and she says if she had time she'd pour scalding
> water on them.
> She has pictures of jeebus all over her place. Now how does she expect to
> get into her hebben if she hurts one of gawd's little creatures? TYPICAL!

They're cats. They know they're pissing her off, that's why they're
doing it.

The God of Odd Statements

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Jan 17, 2007, 8:46:06 PM1/17/07
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On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 14:36:33 -0800, Deborah DeStefano did most oddly
state:
> "SameAsB4" wrote...

>> Father Haskell wrote:
>>> jitter wrote:
>>>> father...@yahoo.com says...

>>>>> jitter wrote:
>>>>>> father...@yahoo.com says...
>>>>>>> Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>>>>>>>> neighbor Masahiro Saito wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Convicted neighbor Shawn Hirn wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ... such as these:
<kooklink redacted>

Meet the PorchMonkey, yingsock-frogger and k00k, already, as jitter
predicted, jacking off in this thread in front of everyone. Watch, now,
as he replies to me by frogging me -- you can tell which posts are mine
and which are his by the attribution lines, the (lack of) .sigfile, and
the newsreader.

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WhewAustralopithicus

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Jan 17, 2007, 9:09:08 PM1/17/07
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"Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Good little kitties. Bad old Xtian


Smiler

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"Deborah DeStefano" <d.st...@ca.rr.com> wrote in message
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Only if he's invited his parents round for a meal :-)

Smiler,
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misanthropic_curmudgeon

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Jan 17, 2007, 11:49:29 PM1/17/07
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jitter wrote:
> In article <1169064032....@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> father...@yahoo.com says...
> > >
> > > > Fuck Chung. Fuck Chung to hell.
> > >
> > > That might help, but it helps even more to describe the way Jesus
> > > buttfucks kittens while the Holy Spirit watches.
> >
> > Doesn't jesus stuff them into drain pipes first?
>
> Well, he's gotta restrain them SOMEHOW. Kittens are hyperactive and
> tend to sink their needle-like claws into everything they can reach.

Assuming one got the right leanth of pipe, is it head-first or
butt-first?

Ig you put them in head first, their hind feet (and claws) might
protrude, but if you put them in butt first (all the way to the 'end',
for maximum funtionality) how do you get thjem down there: with a
stick?

Enquiring minds want to know

SameAsB4

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Jan 18, 2007, 1:39:07 AM1/18/07
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SameAsB4=TGOOS==DemonSpawn are all my owned retarded slaves. What a
dweeb? Using nym after nym after nym. You're, a not cool, as$clown.
You're just a stoopid b1tch that probably got wedgied like crazy in high
school and are currently taking it out on USENET. You should be a lot
careful about who you mess with, as$wipe.

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

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Jan 18, 2007, 2:54:14 AM1/18/07
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On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:39:07 +0000, SameAsB4 sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:

Yeah, right. I'm so owned, you're impersonating me in all of my nyms.
Even the ones that aren't mine...Do my Kadaitcha Man nym again, it's
funny.

> What a dweeb? Using nym after nym after nym. You're, a not cool,
> as$clown. You're just a stoopid b1tch that probably got wedgied like
> crazy in high school and are currently taking it out on USENET. You
> should be a lot careful about who you mess with, as$wipe.

Your thweats make me _giggle_.

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SameAsB4

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Jan 18, 2007, 3:01:24 AM1/18/07
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Methinks you're trying to set me up to do your dirty work against K-Man.
Do it yourself! You started the impersonation. I'm just help you
empathize with your forgery victims. How better to do that than to have
you experience forgery yourself. Stop acting like you have clean hands
in this. Ya don't


>
>> What a dweeb? Using nym after nym after nym. You're, a not cool,
>> as$clown. You're just a stoopid b1tch that probably got wedgied like
>> crazy in high school and are currently taking it out on USENET. You
>> should be a lot careful about who you mess with, as$wipe.
>
> Your thweats make me _giggle_.
>

As I find yours equally entertaining.

The Secretary of HomIntern

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Jan 18, 2007, 4:05:48 AM1/18/07
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On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:01:24 +0000, SameAsB4 k'lamed:

Hey, you think I'm K-Man, right? You think I forged you, right? So
what's the big deal? Are you suddenly...*afraid*...to forge a replyable
address that you think is mine? And if it isn't, he forged you, then,
and not me. So what are you afraid of?

>>> What a dweeb? Using nym after nym after nym. You're, a not cool,
>>> as$clown. You're just a stoopid b1tch that probably got wedgied like
>>> crazy in high school and are currently taking it out on USENET. You
>>> should be a lot careful about who you mess with, as$wipe.
>>
>> Your thweats make me _giggle_.
>
> As I find yours equally entertaining.

Oh, I don't make threats. Waste of time. Promises, yes. Warnings, yes.
Predictions based on various possibilities, yes. Threats, no.

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glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

...with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

The Secretary of HomIntern

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Jan 18, 2007, 4:11:48 AM1/18/07
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No. but you want me to think this. And it's not working.
Do your own dirty work, as$clown

>You think I forged you, right?
I know you did. I know some of your nyms. You have been partial exposed

>So
> what's the big deal? Are you suddenly...*afraid*...to forge a replyable
> address that you think is mine? And if it isn't, he forged you, then,
> and not me. So what are you afraid of?
>
unlike you I don't forging posts just because of flamewar abuse. I forge
when forgery is done to me. You initiation the forgeries and then whine
when people give it right back to you.

>>>> What a dweeb? Using nym after nym after nym. You're, a not cool,
>>>> as$clown. You're just a stoopid b1tch that probably got wedgied like
>>>> crazy in high school and are currently taking it out on USENET. You
>>>> should be a lot careful about who you mess with, as$wipe.
>>> Your thweats make me _giggle_.
>> As I find yours equally entertaining.
>
> Oh, I don't make threats. Waste of time. Promises, yes. Warnings, yes.
> Predictions based on various possibilities, yes. Threats, no.
>
entertaining promises, then.

Kadaitcha Man

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Jan 18, 2007, 4:12:51 AM1/18/07
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The Secretary of HomIntern <YkR4N53909@WòéM.6Ró>, the horrifying
clergymen, cawed:

I seem to have a profound effect on some people, eh.

>>>> What a dweeb? Using nym after nym after nym. You're, a not cool,
>>>> as$clown. You're just a stoopid b1tch that probably got wedgied
>>>> like crazy in high school and are currently taking it out on
>>>> USENET. You should be a lot careful about who you mess with,
>>>> as$wipe.
>>>
>>> Your thweats make me _giggle_.
>>
>> As I find yours equally entertaining.
>
> Oh, I don't make threats. Waste of time. Promises, yes. Warnings, yes.
> Predictions based on various possibilities, yes. Threats, no.


--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

"remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer

Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

Thou false peer. Thou pea-brained, clouted strange fly.

Velvet Elvis

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Jan 18, 2007, 8:37:45 AM1/18/07
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On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 14:35:04 -0800, "Deborah DeStefano" <d.st...@ca.rr.com>
wrote:

But cats are a renewable resource.

--
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"

They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation
of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation
of the context of our very selfhood revealed."

And Jesus replied, "What?"

WhewAustralopithicus

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Jan 18, 2007, 9:19:05 AM1/18/07
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"Velvet Elvis" <Velve...@BennyHinn.com> wrote in message
news:k0uuq2hsva4e21hra...@4ax.com...
So are people but cats are so cute and affectionate.
I couldn't sleep without a cat on my tummy and one on my head.

Velvet Elvis

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Jan 18, 2007, 9:32:02 AM1/18/07
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When I have a pussy on my head, the last thing I want to do is sleep.
--
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day;
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death
while praying for a fish.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

WhewAustralopithicus

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Jan 18, 2007, 12:36:04 PM1/18/07
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"Velvet Elvis" <Velve...@BennyHinn.com> wrote in message
news:761vq25f5u5krnatt...@4ax.com...

LOL.... good answer

Max Grrl

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Jan 18, 2007, 1:05:41 PM1/18/07
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I, MaxWhore, will never douche my rancid pus$y

The Secretary of HomIntern

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Jan 18, 2007, 1:51:34 PM1/18/07
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On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 14:57:51 +0545, Kadaitcha Man k'lamed:
> The Secretary of HomIntern, the horrifying clergymen, cawed:

Deeply profound. Notice, if you will, his attempt to frog this nick is
even lamer than the others.

>>>>> What a dweeb? Using nym after nym after nym. You're, a not cool,
>>>>> as$clown. You're just a stoopid b1tch that probably got wedgied like
>>>>> crazy in high school and are currently taking it out on USENET. You
>>>>> should be a lot careful about who you mess with, as$wipe.
>>>>
>>>> Your thweats make me _giggle_.
>>>
>>> As I find yours equally entertaining.
>>
>> Oh, I don't make threats. Waste of time. Promises, yes. Warnings, yes.
>> Predictions based on various possibilities, yes. Threats, no.

--

The Secretary of HomIntern

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Jan 18, 2007, 4:22:22 PM1/18/07
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I, Ying, am deeply and profoundly retarded! My name is Ying and I
approved this message!

The Secretary of HomIntern

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Jan 18, 2007, 7:53:21 PM1/18/07
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On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 21:22:22 +0000, The Secretary of HomIntern k'lamed:
> I, Ying, am deeply and profoundly [owned by Snarky & Max Grrl]

Yes, yes you are, Farky/Joxer The Mity. Keep dancing, I'm not done with
you yet.

The Secretary of HomIntern

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Jan 18, 2007, 8:04:51 PM1/18/07
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Keep begging for mercy and crying uncle the abuse will not stop but your
uncle my comeover and f*ck you.

The God of Odd Statements

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Jan 19, 2007, 3:16:36 AM1/19/07
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On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:04:51 +0000, The Secretary of HomIntern did most
oddly state:

Doubt it, none of my uncles live nearby. However, I'm prepared to take
your "abuse", and laugh at your inability to spell your swear words
properly, until you die of embarrassment from having everyone(tine)
killfile you, though.

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

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Jan 19, 2007, 11:40:49 AM1/19/07
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neighbor Masahiro Saito wrote:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > convicted neighbor percy wrote (edited for the truth):
> >> neighbor Martin Phipps wrote:
>
> >> > Could be worse. Imagine having to go to Heaven and endlessly hear
> >> > Christians say "I told you so". Give me the daemons any day!
> >> >
> >> > Martin
> >> >
> >>
> >> Hell wouldn't be that bad, at least you'd be guaranteed andy419 the
> >> quackulator won't be there.
> >>
> >> Vicki

> >
> > Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
> >
> > http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
>
> I don't understand the hatred these people have for you.

The brethren of LORD Jesus Christ expect this from HIS Word...

"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated ME first. If you
belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do
not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That
is why the world hates you." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Matthew 15:17-19)

Amen.

May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water, curing our


diabetes, depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our

neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot more, dear
neighbor Masahiro whom I love unconditionally.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com

Flying Rat

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Jan 19, 2007, 11:50:18 AM1/19/07
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In article <45b0e...@x-privat.org>, sa...@chop.wood.com says...
> "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <and...@emorycardiology.com> wrote in message
> news:1169168370.9...@q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > Convicted neighbor percy wrote (edited for the truth):

> >> neighbor Martin Phipps wrote:
> >>
> >> > Could be worse. Imagine having to go to Heaven and endlessly hear
> >> > Christians say "I told you so". Give me the daemons any day!
> >> >
> >> > Martin
> >> >
> >>
> >> Hell wouldn't be that bad, at least you'd be guaranteed andy419 the
> >> quackulator won't be there.
> >>
> >> Vicki
> >
> > Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
> >
>
> I don't understand the hatred these people have for you.
>

Here's why.

Chung is a deeply evil fake and constant liar, see below.

FR

--
Andrew Chung:

Is a frequent and proven liar (evidence archived forever on Google)

Has lost numerous NNTP accounts with supernews and others, has had many
Google accounts nuked, and his vanity domain heartmdphd.com is now
banned from setting up accounts. He is instead using multiple Google
sock accounts and email addresses in the format love#@thetruth.com (#
being a number)

Is unemployed after being sacked with cause from his one and only job
after just over 80 days

Fled the state of Florida, and now claims to practice in Georgia despite
having no admission priveliges in the State's hospitals

Runs a phony foundation with a total declared income of circa $200, the
ownership and contact details of which are obfuscated on its website

Makes failed prophecies concerning earthquakes with areas and dates,
which don't happen (remember the bible quotes about false prophets)

Performed a public attempt at 'exorcising' a Malaysian sock on usenet,
then denied doing it. He has recently reversed position again and admits
to practicing exorcism by usenet, proving himself a liar in the process.

Promotes a dangerous diet, with a million dollar guarantee that he
demands thirty dollars to access details of. This despite being
unemployed. His soliciting and spamming for donations looks to be
similar to the Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud, where victims pay money
upfront in the hope of coming into money but find they have merely
bought into a lie. Part of his advice is to pour nail polish remover onto food.

Declares he has a cardiology practice despite posting night and day from
the same IP address (his home presumably) or a coffee shop internet cafe

Makes further false prophecies that we should now be all dying in a bird
flu pandemic. When these fail to happen, he does them all over again and
changes the dates. Nuclear war is another Chung spciality, which
naturally doesn't happen when he says it is going to.

Worships evil hatemonger Fred Phelps and will not denounce the acts of
Westboro's congregation. He even accuses someone with the name Phelps of
being Fred's son and refuses to accept he is completely wrong.

Uses the same patter as Pat Robertson, indicating his religious activity
is confined to watching cable TV. No evidence Chung has ever attended a
church.

Has a tendency to cyberstalk, particularly women. His wife fled some
time ago to another state, an act which Chung tries to pass of as "being
on vacation".

Frequently passes himself off as being qualified in areas such as
endocrinology, despite making incredibly funddamental blunders in his
'advice'. It is no wonder the Florida heart facility terminated him, and
has publicly denounced his version of events. Again archived on Google.

Don't forget the fake fast, where he didn't lose any weight, as well as
the infamous 666 stamping fiasco.

Masahiro Saito

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Jan 19, 2007, 12:15:13 PM1/19/07
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"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <and...@emorycardiology.com> wrote in message
news:1169224849....@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

> neighbor Masahiro Saito wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>> > convicted neighbor percy wrote (edited for the truth):
>> >> neighbor Martin Phipps wrote:
>>
>> >> > Could be worse. Imagine having to go to Heaven and endlessly hear
>> >> > Christians say "I told you so". Give me the daemons any day!
>> >> >
>> >> > Martin
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Hell wouldn't be that bad, at least you'd be guaranteed andy419 the
>> >> quackulator won't be there.
>> >>
>> >> Vicki
>> >
>> > Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
>> >
>> > http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
>>
>> I don't understand the hatred these people have for you.
>
> The brethren of LORD Jesus Christ expect this from HIS Word...
>
> "If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated ME first. If you
> belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do
> not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That
> is why the world hates you." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Matthew 15:17-19)
>
> Amen.
>

That's a beautiful quote.

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

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Jan 19, 2007, 12:27:05 PM1/19/07
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neighbor Masahiro Saito wrote:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > neighbor Masahiro Saito wrote:
> >> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> >> > convicted neighbor percy wrote (edited for the truth):
> >> >> neighbor Martin Phipps wrote:
> >>
> >> >> > Could be worse. Imagine having to go to Heaven and endlessly hear
> >> >> > Christians say "I told you so". Give me the daemons any day!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Martin
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Hell wouldn't be that bad, at least you'd be guaranteed andy419 the
> >> >> quackulator won't be there.
> >> >>
> >> >> Vicki
> >> >
> >> > Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
> >> >
> >> > http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
> >>
> >> I don't understand the hatred these people have for you.
> >
> > The brethren of LORD Jesus Christ expect this from HIS Word...
> >
> > "If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated ME first. If you
> > belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do
> > not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That
> > is why the world hates you." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Matthew 15:17-19)
> >
> > Amen.
>
> That's a beautiful quote.

HE is beautiful.

"My LORD and my GOD ! " -- Disciple "Doubting" Thomas upon seeing the
risen Christ Jesus.

Amen ! Laus Deo ! ! Marana tha ! ! ! ! ! ! !

May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water so that we

The God of Odd Statements

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Jan 19, 2007, 3:59:06 PM1/19/07
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*Ouch* . I can't recover from that. I'm gone.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Father Haskell

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Jan 19, 2007, 6:13:25 PM1/19/07
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Wouldn't you prefer a sublime haiku? Such is quite the rage
at afjc, or so I hear.

Father Haskell

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Jan 19, 2007, 6:15:51 PM1/19/07
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Flying Rat wrote:
> In article <45b0e...@x-privat.org>, sa...@chop.wood.com says...
> > "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <and...@emorycardiology.com> wrote in message
> > news:1169168370.9...@q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > > Convicted neighbor percy wrote (edited for the truth):
> > >> neighbor Martin Phipps wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > Could be worse. Imagine having to go to Heaven and endlessly hear
> > >> > Christians say "I told you so". Give me the daemons any day!
> > >> >
> > >> > Martin
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >> Hell wouldn't be that bad, at least you'd be guaranteed andy419 the
> > >> quackulator won't be there.
> > >>
> > >> Vicki
> > >
> > > Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
> > >
> >
> > I don't understand the hatred these people have for you.
> >
>
> Here's why.
>
> Chung is a deeply evil fake and constant liar, see below.

Chung mows Satan's lawn on the weekend for $20.00.

Cary Kittrell

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Jan 19, 2007, 6:24:27 PM1/19/07
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Doctor Chung on God
Bats hold forth on how to swim
Pigs tell how to fly






-- cary

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

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Jan 19, 2007, 7:04:53 PM1/19/07
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convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:

"GOD about Andrew Chung
Well done MY faithful servant" -- Holy Spirit

Amen.

Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts

May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our


diabetes, depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our
neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot more, dear

neighbor Cary whom I love unconditionally.

Dubh Ghall

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Jan 19, 2007, 7:32:11 PM1/19/07
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Demons are irrelevant.

Just imagine spending eternity, conscious.

You would be praying or the demons to torture you, just to break the
monotony.

But even that would soon become monotonous.

Cary Kittrell

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Jan 19, 2007, 7:34:54 PM1/19/07
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Not a haiku.


-- cary

Father Haskell

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Jan 19, 2007, 8:00:20 PM1/19/07
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Chung on internet
Edit web page read email
Patients go flatline

Father Haskell

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Jan 19, 2007, 8:02:09 PM1/19/07
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Not a doctor, either.

moomoo la moo

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Jan 19, 2007, 8:05:17 PM1/19/07
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I just try to imagine a day where I have full control of my bowel
movements. Gone are those days! Forever!

Cary Kittrell

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Jan 19, 2007, 8:10:08 PM1/19/07
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Heh!


-- cary


Velvet Elvis

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Jan 19, 2007, 9:27:08 PM1/19/07
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It'd be bad enough with decent company. Imagine an everlasting life of Chung,
Duke, and all the other deluded, pompous, ignorant, lying sacks of fecal
matter?

--
------------------------------------------------------
Religion is to rationality as bullshit is to horsepower.

mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges

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Jan 19, 2007, 10:05:32 PM1/19/07
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In article <oav2r2tb7iqbgudk1...@4ax.com>,
Velvet Elvis <Velve...@BennyHinn.com> wrote:

> On Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:32:11 GMT, Dubh Ghall <pu...@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:
>
> >
> >Demons are irrelevant.
> >
> >Just imagine spending eternity, conscious.
> >
> >You would be praying or the demons to torture you, just to break the
> >monotony.
> >
> >But even that would soon become monotonous.
>
> It'd be bad enough with decent company. Imagine an everlasting life of Chung,
> Duke, and all the other deluded, pompous, ignorant, lying sacks of fecal
> matter?

"And why do you worry about clothes? See how the lilies of the field grow. They
do not labor or spin. Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor
was dressed like one of these. If that is how God clothes the grass of the
field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not
much more clothe you, O you of little faith? So do not worry, saying, 'What
shall we eat?' or 'What shall we drink?' or 'What shall we wear?' For the pagans
run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them.
But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be
given to you as well.

faith aint about knowing the answer
faith is about not knowing the answers
but trusting them anyway

do you have faith biology and chemistry will improve the lot of humans?

(faith is also about rescuing a fallen angel before battling the first evil)

meow arf meow - they are performing horrible experiments in space
major grubert is watching you - beware the bakalite
impeach the bastard - the airtight garage has you neo

Dubh Ghall

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Jan 19, 2007, 10:51:23 PM1/19/07
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On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 21:27:08 -0500, Velvet Elvis
<Velve...@BennyHinn.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:32:11 GMT, Dubh Ghall <pu...@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:
>
>>
>>Demons are irrelevant.
>>
>>Just imagine spending eternity, conscious.
>>
>>You would be praying or the demons to torture you, just to break the
>>monotony.
>>
>>But even that would soon become monotonous.
>
>It'd be bad enough with decent company. Imagine an everlasting life of Chung,
>Duke, and all the other deluded, pompous, ignorant, lying sacks of fecal
>matter?


Don't even think it.

Velvet Elvis

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Jan 19, 2007, 11:15:02 PM1/19/07
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I had a cat once. Tasted like chicken.

mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges

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Jan 19, 2007, 11:24:29 PM1/19/07
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In article <op53r2114vdo91210...@4ax.com>,
Velvet Elvis <Velve...@BennyHinn.com> wrote:

its the default of the simulation software if it doesnt know what other
stimulation to provide

Velvet Elvis

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Jan 19, 2007, 11:33:03 PM1/19/07
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On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 20:24:29 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys
des anges <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

That's a fact: things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
--

"And lo, Jesus did say unto the soldiers 'Not the OTHER hand.
Ow shit, that hurts! You assholes!' "
[2 Kinison 3:45]

WhewAustralopithicus

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"Velvet Elvis" <Velve...@BennyHinn.com> wrote in message
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You wouldn't do that. It had to be a pussy.


Smiler

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"Velvet Elvis" <Velve...@BennyHinn.com> wrote in message
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Can't argue with that!

Smiler,
The godless one


Velvet Elvis

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I've had a lot of pussy in my day, and none of 'em tasted like chicken.

--
I got kicked out of Indigo for moving all
the bibles to the "Fiction" section

SameAsB4

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"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
news:oPFrh.30517$Gj5.29902@trnddc01...

> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
>> On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:39:07 +0000, SameAsB4 sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
>> and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>>> The God of Odd Statements wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 14:36:33 -0800, Deborah DeStefano did most oddly
>>>> state:
>>>>> "SameAsB4" wrote...
>>>>>> Father Haskell wrote:
>>>>>>> jitter wrote:
>>>>>>>> father...@yahoo.com says...
>>>>>>>>> jitter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> father...@yahoo.com says...

>>>>>>>>>>> Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbor Masahiro Saito wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Convicted neighbor Shawn Hirn wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ... such as these:
>>>> <kooklink redacted>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PING: Andrew
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Imagine spending life living in a fantasy world. That's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exactly what you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are doing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Observing is not fantasizing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why do people disrespect the Holy Spirit?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Such is the behavior of those without wisdom.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water
>>>>>>>>>>>> curing
>>>>>>>>>>>> our diabetes, depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love
>>>>>>>>>>>> our neigbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot

K-Man impersonates Kadaitcha Mann.

> empathize with your forgery victims. How better to do that than to have
> you experience forgery yourself. Stop acting like you have clean hands in
> this. Ya don't
>>

>>> What a dweeb? Using nym after nym after nym. You're, a not cool,
>>> as$clown. You're just a stoopid b1tch that probably got wedgied like
>>> crazy in high school and are currently taking it out on USENET. You
>>> should be a lot careful about who you mess with, as$wipe.
>>
>> Your thweats make me _giggle_.
>>
> As I find yours equally entertaining.

SameAsB4

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"Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
message news:sk24pw$l9e$0...@monster-flesh-bulbs.net.au...
> The Secretary of HomIntern <YkR4N53909@WòéM.6Ró>, the horrifying

> clergymen, cawed:
>> On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:01:24 +0000, SameAsB4 k'lamed:
>>> you empathize with your forgery victims. How better to do that than

>>> to have you experience forgery yourself. Stop acting like you have
>>> clean hands in this. Ya don't
>>
>> Hey, you think I'm K-Man, right? You think I forged you, right? So
>> what's the big deal? Are you suddenly...*afraid*...to forge a
>> replyable address that you think is mine? And if it isn't, he forged
>> you, then, and not me. So what are you afraid of?
>
> I seem to have a profound effect on some people, eh.

On average, you have the effect of one of your average socks, needless to
say.

>
>>>>> What a dweeb? Using nym after nym after nym. You're, a not cool,
>>>>> as$clown. You're just a stoopid b1tch that probably got wedgied
>>>>> like crazy in high school and are currently taking it out on
>>>>> USENET. You should be a lot careful about who you mess with,
>>>>> as$wipe.
>>>>
>>>> Your thweats make me _giggle_.
>>>
>>> As I find yours equally entertaining.
>>

>> Oh, I don't make threats. Waste of time. Promises, yes. Warnings, yes.
>> Predictions based on various possibilities, yes. Threats, no.
>
>
> --
> alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
> September 2005 and April 2006
>
> "K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
> but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
> well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
> maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
>
> "remember that th [sic] head toecutter has quarter million confirmed
> kadaitcha man kills ok" - the land surfer
>
> Fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
> "Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
> would, naturally, ask for evidence."
>
> Kadaitcha Man in reply to fuckwitted alt.atheism atheist:
> "Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
> a monkey."
>
> Thou false peer. Thou pea-brained, clouted strange fly.

SameAsB4

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I am Ying aka Scojo la moo and I post from


message-id: <kou3b.j...@news.alt.net>
Date: Thu, 18 Jan 2007 00:30:19 -0800
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And I rape little children

Father Haskell

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Jan 20, 2007, 12:32:59 AM1/20/07
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:

> May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water, curing our


> diabetes, depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our

> neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot more, dear


> neighbor Masahiro whom I love unconditionally.

Anyone know Japanese for "Masahiro has a stalker?"

SameAsB4

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Jan 20, 2007, 12:54:54 AM1/20/07
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"mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges"
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mair_fheal-A72B8...@sn-ip.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net...

Come out scum, there is not a need for your meat.

>
> its the default of the simulation software if it doesnt know what other
> stimulation to provide

???

SameAsB4

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Jan 20, 2007, 12:59:15 AM1/20/07
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"Velvet Elvis" <Velve...@BennyHinn.com> wrote in message
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I guess Velvet is like Elvis who used a lot of his pElvis. It's also
possible that your observation resolution gets grainier.

SameAsB4

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"Velvet Elvis" <Velve...@BennyHinn.com> wrote in message
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Come out scum, there is no need for your meat.

SameAsB4

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"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
news:7Phsh.502$R65.413@trnddc01...

If you could come up with cool nyms, you wouldn't need to steal them from
others. PorchMonkey4Life is not very good name. You are ready to trash it.

SameAsB4

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Jan 20, 2007, 2:25:03 AM1/20/07
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Scojo is a sucky nym so is TGOOS, so is DPOA so is DLOC so moomoo la
moo. Everything about you is lame, as$clown

SameAsB4

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I have a furry in my bum. I am Yingjo la moo. :-)

moomoo la moo

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Jan 20, 2007, 2:32:23 AM1/20/07
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You're Ying and I moo moo la moo. --> nymmetry practictioners

SameAsB4

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Jan 20, 2007, 2:33:16 AM1/20/07
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You love d1ck -- animal and human

>>
>> its the default of the simulation software if it doesnt know what other
>> stimulation to provide
>
> ???
>
Being tarded left you very confused

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

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Jan 20, 2007, 3:41:47 AM1/20/07
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convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
> > > neighbor "Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > neighbor Masahiro Saito wrote:
> > > > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > > > neighbor Masahiro Saito wrote:
> > > > > >> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > > >> > convicted neighbor percy wrote (edited for the truth):
> > > > > >> >> neighbor Martin Phipps wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> >> > Could be worse. Imagine having to go to Heaven and endlessly hear
> > > > > >> >> > Christians say "I told you so". Give me the daemons any day!
> > > > > >> >> >
> > > > > >> >> > Martin
> > > > > >> >> >
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >> Hell wouldn't be that bad, at least you'd be guaranteed andy419 the
> > > > > >> >> quackulator won't be there.
> > > > > >> >>
> > > > > >> >> Vicki
> > > > > >> >
> > > > > >> > Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:
> > > > > >> >
> > > > > >> > http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I don't understand the hatred these people have for you.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The brethren of LORD Jesus Christ expect this from HIS Word...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated ME first. If you
> > > > > > belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do
> > > > > > not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That
> > > > > > is why the world hates you." -- LORD Jesus Christ (Matthew 15:17-19)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Amen.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > That's a beautiful quote.
> > > >
> > > > Wouldn't you prefer a sublime haiku? Such is quite the rage
> > > > at afjc, or so I hear.
> > >
> > > Doctor Chung on God
> > > Bats hold forth on how to swim
> > > Pigs tell how to fly
> >
> > "GOD about Andrew Chung
> > Well done MY faithful servant" -- Holy Spirit

Amen.

> Not a haiku.

Actually it is as much haiku as the following:

"The apparition of these faces in the crowd:
Petals, on a wet, black bough" -- Ezra Pound

Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com

SameAsB4

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"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
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The asshole must feel left out.

>>>
>>> its the default of the simulation software if it doesnt know what other
>>> stimulation to provide
>>
>> ???
>>
> Being tarded left you very confused

'tarded' is a very confusing phrase. It is only used by confused posters.

SameAsB4

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"moomoo la moo" <bo...@iliketoblowhorseandmyself.com> wrote in message
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Whether in KM or KY, you are a socketpuppetry practitioner

Art Deco

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Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Cary Kittrell wrote:
>> In article <1169251493.0...@s34g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> "Andrew

>> Not a haiku.
>
>Not a doctor, either.

But he is Coward of the Year, and Rookie Kook of the Year.

Art Deco

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Jan 20, 2007, 1:03:17 PM1/20/07
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False prophet Andrew B. Chung spammed:

>> > > > > That's a beautiful quote.
>> > > >
>> > > > Wouldn't you prefer a sublime haiku? Such is quite the rage
>> > > > at afjc, or so I hear.
>> > >
>> > > Doctor Chung on God
>> > > Bats hold forth on how to swim
>> > > Pigs tell how to fly
>> >
>> > "GOD about Andrew Chung
>> > Well done MY faithful servant" -- Holy Spirit
>
>Amen.

Your ego must be quite hungry today, Chung.

Art Deco

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False prophet Andrew B. Chung spammed:

>neighbor GrandpaChuck wrote:
>> convicted neighbor "lestat" <lestat...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >...> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
More kooky games with the attributions.

>
>> >We are sick of him ranting and raving his holy Jesus shit. This is an
>> >anti-anxiety site. Not a fucking religious site. And like a nasty
>> >infection he will not go away.
>>
>> When you tell Chung to shut up you may as well piss into the wind. He
>> is and has been a troll here in ASD and a number of other newsgroups
>> for years.
>
>Name-calling simply shows that you are lost:

Hypocrite.

Cary Kittrell

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And since no one has claims that this is
a haiku -- Pound had considerable interest in
Chinese poetry, none in Japanese -- then your
point is pointless.


-- cary

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

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"Written in a Japanese haiku style, Pound's process of deletion from
thirty lines to only twenty words typifies Imagism's focus on economy
of language, precision of imagery and experimenting with
non-traditional verse forms."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_a_Station_of_the_Metro

Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts

May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our


diabetes, depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our
neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot more, dear

neighbor Cary whom I love unconditionally.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit

As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love

Cary Kittrell

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Jan 22, 2007, 2:22:02 PM1/22/07
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And clearly you do not see the differece between "in the
haiku style" and "is a haiku" -- the syllable count
is not correct for a haiku, nor did Pound attempt to
make it so.

Can you count to five?

GOOD! I knew that you could.

Now, can you count to sev-en?

GOOD! I knew that you could.


Now, can we count to fivesies again?


Good boy!! Good Chung!


-- cary


Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

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Jan 23, 2007, 3:20:01 AM1/23/07
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> > > > > > > > Wouldn't you prefer a **sublime** haiku? Such is quite the rage

> > > > > > > > at afjc, or so I hear.

**emphasis** added

> > > > > > > Doctor Chung on God
> > > > > > > Bats hold forth on how to swim
> > > > > > > Pigs tell how to fly
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "GOD about Andrew Chung
> > > > > > Well done MY faithful servant" -- Holy Spirit
> > > >
> > > > Amen.
> > > >
> > > > > Not a haiku.
> > > >
> > > > Actually it is as much haiku as the following:
> > > >
> > > > "The apparition of these faces in the crowd:
> > > > Petals, on a wet, black bough" -- Ezra Pound
> > >
> > > And since no one has claims that this is
> > > a haiku -- Pound had considerable interest in
> > > Chinese poetry, none in Japanese -- then your
> > > point is pointless.
> >
> > "Written in a Japanese haiku style, Pound's process of deletion from
> > thirty lines to only twenty words typifies Imagism's focus on economy
> > of language, precision of imagery and experimenting with
> > non-traditional verse forms."
> >
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_a_Station_of_the_Metro
> >
> > Clearly you remain convicted by the Holy Spirit:

http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts

> And clearly you do not see the differece between "in the
> haiku style" and "is a haiku" -- the syllable count
> is not correct for a haiku, nor did Pound attempt to
> make it so.

See **emphasis** above.

Now you know that without LORD Jesus Christ, you will only continue to
despair as satan takes away your free will as your will becomes his
will.

The only way to take back your free will is to choose to do the one
thing that would definitively be against satan's will:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?

Not doing so would be evidence that your free will continues to ebb.

May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water curing our
diabetes, depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our
neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot more, dear
neighbor Cary whom I love unconditionally.

Andrew <><

Cary Kittrell

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So "sublime" in this case means "fails to scan correctly"?

And "glory" means "Now there's a nice knock-down argument
for you", eh Mr. Dumpty?

>
> Now you know that without LORD Jesus Christ, you will only continue to
> despair

Ah, yet another bit of linguistic revisionism -- Andy, to most
of us "continue" is only applicable to something which
is already in progress.

> as satan takes away your free will as your will becomes his
> will.

Well, if it's Satan's desire that I let your linguistic -- and
scriptural -- distortions go unchallenged, then he'd better
check the infernal thermostat.

>
> The only way to take back your free will is to choose to do the one
> thing that would definitively be against satan's will:

And point out to the entire world, via this forum, what a perversion

>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
>

Hey newbie, I did everything mentioned in that link over five
decades ago. Where were YOU at the time?


-- cary

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

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Jan 24, 2007, 1:41:02 AM1/24/07
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convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
> > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > Convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
> > > > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > > > convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
> > > > > > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > > > > > convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:

No. Sublime haiku simply implies writing "in the haiku style."

> And "glory" means "Now there's a nice knock-down argument
> for you", eh Mr. Dumpty?

No.

> > Now you know that without LORD Jesus Christ, you will only continue to

> > despair.

> Ah, yet another bit of linguistic revisionism

No.

> -- Andy, to most
> of us "continue" is only applicable to something which
> is already in progress.

Correct.

> > as satan takes away your free will as your will becomes his
> > will.
>
> Well, if it's Satan's desire that I let your linguistic -- and
> scriptural -- distortions go unchallenged, then he'd better
> check the infernal thermostat.

Such are the delusions and associated obsessions of someone whose
losing his free will to satan.

> > The only way to take back your free will is to choose to do the one
> > thing that would definitively be against satan's will:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?

> And point out to the entire world, via this forum, what a perversion

... satan is. Certainly.

> >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
>
> Hey newbie, I did everything mentioned in that link over five
> decades ago.

If that were true, then you should have no problem making a public
declaration of your faith in LORD Jesus Christ.

You may do it here between the following lines:
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

> Where were YOU at the time?

In the mind of my heavenly Father, Who knew me before HE even made me.

Cary Kittrell

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Jan 24, 2007, 11:50:28 AM1/24/07
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"Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <lo...@thetruth.com>

I see. Or rather I don't see, as "in the haiku style" is like
saying "in the raccoon style". It's either a specimen of the
type or it is not.

In any event we have a second, non-Chungian, reference which
supports your definition?

>
> > And "glory" means "Now there's a nice knock-down argument
> > for you", eh Mr. Dumpty?
>
> No.

Come to think of it, Alice was a LOT cuter than you. My mistake.

>
> > > Now you know that without LORD Jesus Christ, you will only continue to
> > > despair.
>
> > Ah, yet another bit of linguistic revisionism
>
> No.
>
> > -- Andy, to most
> > of us "continue" is only applicable to something which
> > is already in progress.
>
> Correct.

Well, this alleged despair of mine appears to be impalpable,
intangable, unfelt, cryptic, inaccessible, indetectible,
insensible, and generally out of the office. Perhaps you have
some therapuetic devices which will put me in contact
with my inner teenager?

>
> > > as satan takes away your free will as your will becomes his
> > > will.
> >
> > Well, if it's Satan's desire that I let your linguistic -- and
> > scriptural -- distortions go unchallenged, then he'd better
> > check the infernal thermostat.
>
> Such are the delusions and associated obsessions of someone whose
> losing his free will to satan.

As exemplified, say, by being unable to resist attempting, in spite
of all past experience, to respond to my posts.

Keep trying, though. I'm betting that on a really good day
you might summon the resolve to pass, say, one by.


Or maybe not...


>
> > > The only way to take back your free will is to choose to do the one
> > > thing that would definitively be against satan's will:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
>
> > And point out to the entire world, via this forum, what a perversion
>
> ... satan is. Certainly.

Hmmm...you seemed to have snipped a bit of my post there, oh ye whom Fred
"BILLY [Graham] IS A LYING WHORE" Phelps puts in mind of John the Baptist.

>
> > >http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
> >
> > Hey newbie, I did everything mentioned in that link over five
> > decades ago.
>
> If that were true, then you should have no problem making a public
> declaration of your faith in LORD Jesus Christ.
>
> You may do it here between the following lines:
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Oh, I have not the slightest reluctance to testify that as
a youngster I, despairing of my sinful nature and concerned
for my soul, admitted my sins and asked Jesus Christ
to come into my heart and be my Savior. Furthemore
I was baptized, publicly, and in front of the congregation,
attesting to these facts.


The results, one need hardly add, are before you.

> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
> > Where were YOU at the time?
>
> In the mind of my heavenly Father, Who knew me before HE even made me.
>
> Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
>
> Andrew <><
> --
> Andrew B. Chung
> Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
>
> As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
> unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
> (Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
>

-- cary


Mu

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Jan 24, 2007, 7:32:10 PM1/24/07
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On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 16:50:28 +0000 (UTC), Cary Kittrell wrote:

>>> Ah, yet another bit of linguistic revisionism
>>
>> No.
>>
>>> -- Andy, to most
>>> of us "continue" is only applicable to something which
>>> is already in progress.
>>
>> Correct.
>
> Well, this alleged despair of mine appears to be impalpable,
> intangable, unfelt, cryptic, inaccessible, indetectible,
> insensible, and generally out of the office. Perhaps you have
> some therapuetic devices which will put me in contact
> with my inner teenager?

Try a mirror.

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Pastor Kutchie

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Jan 25, 2007, 5:32:23 AM1/25/07
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On Jan 25, 12:32 am, Mu <nocowinthi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 16:50:28 +0000 (UTC), Cary Kittrell wrote:
> >>> Ah, yet another bit of linguistic revisionism
>
> >> No.
>
> >>> -- Andy, to most
> >>> of us "continue" is only applicable to something which
> >>> is already in progress.
>
> >> Correct.
>
> > Well, this alleged despair of mine appears to be impalpable,
> > intangable, unfelt, cryptic, inaccessible, indetectible,
> > insensible, and generally out of the office. Perhaps you have
> > some therapuetic devices which will put me in contact
> > with my inner teenager?
>Try a mirror.
>

Lend him yours.

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD

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Jan 27, 2007, 4:32:55 AM1/27/07
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Convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
<snip>

>
> > If that were true, then you should have no problem making a public
> > declaration of your faith in LORD Jesus Christ.
>
> > You may do it here between the following lines:
>
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Oh, I have not the slightest reluctance to testify that as
> a youngster I, despairing of my sinful nature and concerned
> for my soul, admitted my sins and asked Jesus Christ
> to come into my heart and be my Savior. Furthemore
> I was baptized, publicly, and in front of the congregation,
> attesting to these facts.
>
> The results, one need hardly add, are before you.
> > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Yes, possibly one of HIS lost sheep. However, there is no mention of
your ever publicly confessing that "Jesus is LORD" in what you have
written above. For this reason, it would not surprise me to learn that
your name is not in the Lamb's book of life.

Would suggest you review the following again and wisely choose to
surrender to HIM as your LORD:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?

May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS love curing our diabetes,


depression, anxiety, or panic so that we can love our neighbors a
little more and LORD Jesus Christ a whole lot more, dear neighbor Cary
whom I love unconditionally.

Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,

Pastor Kutchie

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Jan 27, 2007, 5:04:17 AM1/27/07
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On Jan 27, 9:32 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" <l...@thetruth.com>
wrote:


> Convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:
>
>
>
> > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> > > If that were true, then you should have no problem making a public
> > > declaration of your faith in LORD Jesus Christ.
>
> > > You may do it here between the following lines:
>
> > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > Oh, I have not the slightest reluctance to testify that as
> > a youngster I, despairing of my sinful nature and concerned
> > for my soul, admitted my sins and asked Jesus Christ
> > to come into my heart and be my Savior. Furthemore
> > I was baptized, publicly, and in front of the congregation,
> > attesting to these facts.
>
> > The results, one need hardly add, are before you.

> > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Yes, possibly one of HIS lost sheep. However, there is no mention of


> your ever publicly confessing that "Jesus is LORD" in what you have
> written above. For this reason, it would not surprise me to learn that
> your name is not in the Lamb's book of life.
>
> Would suggest you review the following again and wisely choose to
> surrender to HIM as your LORD:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
>

---------------------------------
| How to Become a Christian |
| Version 2.13, January, 2007 |
---------------------------------

Introduction
------------
Some people think a personal relationship with God is something only
theologians can comprehend. Actually, God's plan of salvation is
simple enough for everyone to understand. Here is the ABC of
salvation.

A frontal lobotomy
-----
Admit that your mind is a waste of highly evolved tissue.

Believe
-------
Believe anything that you are told by anybody pushy and fanatical
enough for you to be afraid of arguing with.

Confess
-------
Confess that your intellect is just not up to handling reality.

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meanie

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Jan 27, 2007, 11:07:09 AM1/27/07
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fathered six children, all retards; relishes dispassionate ivory rinses
with tittering bum-prodder, bad mouthed:

> Tragic himmer with distressing little shepherd boy and horrid
> drain-pipe desires emasculated spam dagger for arduous jizz whizzin'.
> Mail me at <ar...@everyone.hatesyou>

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