That looks like something you'd see on the Onion. Definitely falls
into the "you can't make this stuff up" category. Puts my emo pursuits
to shame.
The kids are alright.
I like kids. Especially when they're deep pit barbecued. However, I
hear that clowns taste funny.
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> I like kids. Especially when they're deep pit barbecued.
Well then, consider this Modest Proposal ...
Written by
Jonathan Swift (1667-1745), author and SATIRIST, famous for Gulliver's
Travels (1726) and A Modest Proposal (1729). This proposal, where he
suggests that the Irish eat their own children, is one of his most drastic
pieces. He devoted much of his writing to the struggle for Ireland against
the English hegemony.