THIRTY HOURS TO THE "LIKELY" END OF THE WORLD! The Andrewaclypse Looms!
Cary Kittrell
as British and American Trident II missiles rain down:
http://www.tehrantraffic.com/secondf/trafficcamera/cameralist.asp
when, like a strong wind shaking....wait, hold on, this just in:
noted doom-slinger Andrew B. Chung, originator of the so-called
"Tehran by Trident" theory, appears now to be leaning towards
Tehran's destruction, not by America and Britain, but by
Israel instead:
For this reason, there is the possibility that Israel
will be soon moved to attack Iran, which has publicly
declared that it advocates the destruction of Israel,
in the spirit of what Purim means.
Ah, those zany prophets of doom, you can never tell what
they'll come up with next! Well, more on nuclear
annihilation, global combustion of the atomsphere,
and billions dying of the flu -- plus a special
report on lions, tigers, bears, and other beasts
of the earth -- right after this word from our
sponsor, Allstate Insurance.
-- cary
Machete
"Cary Kittrell" <ca...@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
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foolishly than Chung. This guy's had it in for the world since birth.
http://www.lasttrumpetministries.org/
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Cary Kittrell
Ah, this looks totally edible indeed. Thank you.
His basic argument, common with these folks, always puts
me in mind of a friend's saying: "Everything's always
the worst it's ever been". No appreciation of the fact
that war, plague, starvation and disaster have been
with us as long as we've been human. Nope, Surely
These Are The End Times.
-- cary
p.s: I like how he mis-read a news realease about a group of
scientists, and transformed their society into the
"Transatlantic Group of Prominent Scientists". Hey,
*I* want to be elected to The Group of Prominent Scientists.
gps
up and no death and destruction has occurred.
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Mark K. Bilbo
> ...and y'all make sure you don't miss the vaporization of Tehran
> as British and American Trident II missiles rain down:
>
> http://www.tehrantraffic.com/secondf/trafficcamera/cameralist.asp
>
> when, like a strong wind shaking....wait, hold on, this just in:
> noted doom-slinger Andrew B. Chung, originator of the so-called
> "Tehran by Trident" theory, appears now to be leaning towards
> Tehran's destruction, not by America and Britain, but by
> Israel instead:
>
> For this reason, there is the possibility that Israel
> will be soon moved to attack Iran, which has publicly
> declared that it advocates the destruction of Israel,
> in the spirit of what Purim means.
>
> Ah, those zany prophets of doom, you can never tell what...
...weasel words they're going to use next!
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
------------------------------------------------------------
"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
Cary Kittrell
>
> Cary Kittrell wrote:
> > ...and y'all make sure you don't miss the vaporization of Tehran
> > as British and American Trident II missiles rain down:
> >
> > http://www.tehrantraffic.com/secondf/trafficcamera/cameralist.asp
> >
> > when, like a strong wind shaking....wait, hold on, this just in:
> > noted doom-slinger Andrew B. Chung, originator of the so-called
> > "Tehran by Trident" theory, appears now to be leaning towards
> > Tehran's destruction, not by America and Britain, but by
> > Israel instead:
> >
> > For this reason, there is the possibility that Israel
> > will be soon moved to attack Iran, which has publicly
> > declared that it advocates the destruction of Israel,
> > in the spirit of what Purim means.
> >
> > Ah, those zany prophets of doom, you can never tell what
> > they'll come up with next! Well, more on nuclear
> > annihilation, global combustion of the atomsphere,
> > and billions dying of the flu -- plus a special
> > report on lions, tigers, bears, and other beasts
> > of the earth -- right after this word from our
> > sponsor, Allstate Insurance.
> 9.23 on the 3/3 in Eastern Australia, as far as I can tell the sun came
> up and no death and destruction has occurred.
Well, don't go rushing things now: according to Andrew, eclipse
first, and THEN "possible" or even "likely" eschatological stuff
(to put it technically).
-- cary
Kurt Gavin
"Cary Kittrell" <ca...@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:es9p4g$qjk$1...@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
> as British and American Trident II missiles rain down:
It's part of the xian fantasy to make bogus predictions of doom. Sometimes
it helps the charlatans fleece their flocks of money.
The religion's founder, a bogus raiser of the dead and faith healer named
jesus, predicted the end of the world within the lifetime of his then living
associates.
That was almost 2000 years ago.
Michael Gray
- Refer: <45e89791$0$16381$8826...@free.teranews.com>
>9.23 on the 3/3 in Eastern Australia, as far as I can tell the sun came
>up and no death and destruction has occurred.
12:46 3/3/07 and no beasts yet.
I've heard two car horns.
Perhaps they are Trumpets of the Revhead Lord?
I'm certainly not dead yet.
--
gps
>
>> 9.23 on the 3/3 in Eastern Australia, as far as I can tell the sun came
>> up and no death and destruction has occurred.
>
> Well, don't go rushing things now: according to Andrew, eclipse
> first, and THEN "possible" or even "likely" eschatological stuff
> (to put it technically).
>
>
>
> -- cary
>
>
Oh - right you are. ummm... I don't think there is any eclipse on this
side of the globe - does that mean that we've been spared? Come to
think of it, I haven't heard from my kiwi friend - perhaps NZ has gone......
Mark K. Bilbo
Possibly maybe sort of could be but definitely uncertain.
Laos Cambodia! Maca rena!
Cary Kittrell
I'm going to go out on a limb here, with only a few minutes
remaining til Armageddon-0, and predict that either something most
certainly WILL happen, or else it will not.
More than likely.
-- cary
Father Haskell
> In article <pan.2007.03.03.15.02.16.815...@com.mkbilbo> "Mark K. Bilbo" <g...@com.mkbilbo> writes:
>
>
>
> > On Sat, 03 Mar 2007 00:38:23 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote:
>
Where in the FUCK are the four horsemen? We were PROMISED
the goddamned FOUR HORSEMEN.
Cary Kittrell
<sigh> Don't you remember there is also a great Harlot in the
wings?
The four horsemen are...temporarily occupied.
Soon, though. Real Soon Now.
-- cary
Machete
I've toyed with him a bit via email, he almost never responds, but in one
email I received, he claimed to be a weather expert in addition to a true
profit who saw the Trade Centers go down in a vision, three months before
911, when he was visiting New York. If you have a strong stomach and can
tolerate long-winded drivel, you can find this "vision" put into words in
his post-911 message that he wrote in October of 2001, the site is easy to
navigate so it shouldn't be hard to find. I was only able to get through
two or three articles. He runs his pulpit out of Wisconsin and is not
afraid to ask for donations. Be warned, this man is an expert on every
subject. Joke.....
Machete
"Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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An even better question, where the fuck is Chung? I want a full report on
his findings by 4 March, 8 am. Perhaps he is out howling at the moon in
frusteration.
As for the four horsemen, tanks are generally used now for attacks, they are
much more reliable. Just ask the Poles, they tried charging German tanks
during the Nazi invasion of Poland with terrible results.
Mark K. Bilbo
Laos Cambodia! Behold! Proof of D-g! More or less! Maria chi!
By the way, are we dead yet?
Doc Smartass
@free.teranews.com:
> 9.23 on the 3/3 in Eastern Australia, as far as I can tell the sun came
> up and no death and destruction has occurred.
Almost midnight 3/3/07 in SE United States. I'm pretty sure southern
Mississippi and SE Louisiana are fucked up--but they were fucked up
already. Apparently the eclipse didn't make things worse.
Anyone heard from Tehran?
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS. Why?
--They consider themselves shepherds.
--They consider the rest of us sheep.
--Shepherds fuck sheep.
--Therefore AUTHORITARIANS ARE PERVERTS.
Doc Smartass
Sorry, sorry. Scheduling problem--the best we could get was this:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Four_Norsemen_of_the_Apocalypse