Re: The restoration of the Assembly of God
St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Allan Svensson said...
> The restoration of the Assembly of God after the great falling away
Why bother? Someone like me will just come along and kick your sand
castle over again.
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St. Jackanapes
Yap
If there is greatness, there would not be fall.
And we don't need to kick sand castle, wasting our energy.
Let the wave do the damage, as we do our duty for the society.
Father Haskell
How about burying Allan in the sand at the low tide
line instead?
St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Yap said...
Sometimes the slow waves of change need some help. Therefore I kick.
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St. Jackanapes
St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...
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> On Dec 15, 2:17ï¿œam, Yap <hhyaps...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On 12?14?, ??3?12?, "St. Jackanapes" <nob...@nowhere.com> wrote:
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> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ Allan Svensson said...
> >
> > > > The restoration of the Assembly of God after the great falling away
> >
> > > Why bother? Someone like me will just come along and kick your sand
> > > castle over again.
> >
> > > --
> > > St. Jackanapes
> >
> > If there is greatness, there would not be fall.
> > And we don't need to kick sand castle, wasting our energy.
> > Let the wave do the damage, as we do our duty for the society.
>
> How about burying Allan in the sand at the low tide
> line instead?
Let Allan sleep with his hero's icons. In fact one buried to his neck,
we should place a dead fish that evolution has just removed from the
gene pool (due to its inability to escape with the tide) in Allen's
mouth. Very fitting.
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St. Jackanapes
Father Haskell
Dead fish attract seagulls. Best to do this somewhere along
the Bering coast, where starving polar bears would be Allen's
biggest problem.
St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...
If the bears are too slow in finding him, I'm sure the arctic foxes
would chew off any identifying facial features - and most likely drag
what's left of his head back to the den for its young to chew on until
spring.
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St. Jackanapes
Father Haskell
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...
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> > On Dec 18, 1:28 am, "St. Jackanapes" <nob...@nowhere.com> wrote:
> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell said...
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> > > > > On 12?14?, ??3?12?, "St. Jackanapes" <nob...@nowhere.com> wrote:
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> > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ Allan Svensson said...
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> > > > > > > The restoration of the Assembly of God after the great falling away
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> > > > > > Why bother? Someone like me will just come along and kick your sand
> > > > > > castle over again.
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> > > > > > --
> > > > > > St. Jackanapes
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> > > > > If there is greatness, there would not be fall.
> > > > > And we don't need to kick sand castle, wasting our energy.
> > > > > Let the wave do the damage, as we do our duty for the society.
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> > > > How about burying Allan in the sand at the low tide
> > > > line instead?
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> > > Let Allan sleep with his hero's icons. In fact one buried to his neck,
> > > we should place a dead fish that evolution has just removed from the
> > > gene pool (due to its inability to escape with the tide) in Allen's
> > > mouth. Very fitting.
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> > Dead fish attract seagulls. Best to do this somewhere along
> > the Bering coast, where starving polar bears would be Allen's
> > biggest problem.
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> If the bears are too slow in finding him, I'm sure the arctic foxes
> would chew off any identifying facial features - and most likely drag
> what's left of his head back to the den for its young to chew on until
> spring.
Cover him with strawberry jam and toss him into a
dumpster, I'm sure the bears will have no prob on
their daily food raids.
Lord Vetinari
news:2efd7c49-339d-4ff0...@a21g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
: On Dec 19, 1:11 am, "St. Jackanapes" <nob...@nowhere.com> wrote:
[snip]
: > If the bears are too slow in finding him, I'm sure the arctic foxes
: > would chew off any identifying facial features - and most likely drag
: > what's left of his head back to the den for its young to chew on until
: > spring.
:
: Cover him with strawberry jam and toss him into a
: dumpster, I'm sure the bears will have no prob on
: their daily food raids.
That's a terrible waste of strawberry jam....
Father Haskell
> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Allan is a terrible waste of oxygen.
St. Jackanapes
Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
I say we roast Allan and eat him all smothered in strawberry jam!
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St. Jackanapes
Father Haskell
Run him through a meat grinder and sell him wrapped in styro trays
for 79 cents a lb. As ruined by processed drek as the average
American
palate is these days, the buyers might never suspect anything odd.
St. Jackanapes
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Wise Voodun Father Haskell bespoke...
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> On Jan 3, 5:13ï¿œpm, "St. Jackanapes" <nob...@nowhere.org> wrote:
> > Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
> >
> Run him through a meat grinder and sell him wrapped in styro trays
> for 79 cents a lb. As ruined by processed drek as the average
> American
> palate is these days, the buyers might never suspect anything odd.
You're right. They'd recognize the foul taste in the jam. It would never
fool them and we'd be left with his huge stinking rotting carcass and no
where to send it back to Kansas.
I'm not sure if we need to incur the expense of grinding the meat. If
we'd boil him to an acceptable non-flavored gray color that every
officially certified institution in the the U.S.A. accepts as "meat food
stuffs", we could easily de-bone & slice the meat - next have it Shrink-
wrapped onto styro trays with a nice slice of imitation American cheese
on top.
And our timing is perfect! We can skip paying for refrigeration by
contacting the Red Cross, the US Navy, Pat Robertson trying to redeem
himself for his claims of Haitian devil dealings - No matter - WE BE HE
ROES!
Let the Coast Guard refrigerate our meat - and it's going to a worthy
cause - Vooduns!
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St. Jackanapes
Father Haskell
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Wise Voodun Father Haskell bespoke...
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> > On Jan 3, 5:13 pm, "St. Jackanapes" <nob...@nowhere.org> wrote:
> > > Inalt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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> > Run him through a meat grinder and sell him wrapped in styro trays
> > for 79 cents a lb. As ruined by processed drek as the average
> > American
> > palate is these days, the buyers might never suspect anything odd.
>
> You're right. They'd recognize the foul taste in the jam. It would never
> fool them and we'd be left with his huge stinking rotting carcass and no
> where to send it back to Kansas.
>
> I'm not sure if we need to incur the expense of grinding the meat. If
> we'd boil him to an acceptable non-flavored gray color that every
> officially certified institution in the the U.S.A. accepts as "meat food
> stuffs", we could easily de-bone & slice the meat - next have it Shrink-
> wrapped onto styro trays with a nice slice of imitation American cheese
> on top.
Mix it with a generous dose of sodium nitrate. Pack in
sausage casings and cure. Voila! Government "welfare"
balogna.