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We Are in a Logic Warp - Probability Has Been Reversed (as I predicted)

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Charlie-Boo

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Nov 10, 2009, 11:21:18 AM11/10/09
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About a month ago I wrote a story about the universe going into a
logic warp. Not a time or space warp, but a logic warp. In a warp,
the rules all change. In a logic warp, probability is reversed. The
unliklely becomes the likely.

About a week after writing it, I saw a news story about a baby
carriage falling on a train track and the train going over it without
scratching the baby. Then a car hit a wall where a person stood, but
a piece of brick knocked the car aside inches from the person. And a
bus came inches from hitting someone running across the street.

Just now here in Boston a woman fell on a train track and the train
ran over her before it stopped. She walked away.

C-B

Jesse F. Hughes

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Nov 10, 2009, 1:39:42 PM11/10/09
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Charlie-Boo <shyma...@gmail.com> writes:

Geez, Charlie, we already have one |-|erc. I don't think we need two.

--
Jesse F. Hughes
"The Cantorians are conducting a campaign of psychological warfare
against humanity."
-- David Petry, on why set theory is evil.

Marshall

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Nov 10, 2009, 8:59:05 PM11/10/09
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On Nov 10, 10:39 am, "Jesse F. Hughes" <je...@phiwumbda.org> wrote:
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> Geez, Charlie, we already have one |-|erc.  I don't think we need two.

It's not clear we need the one we have. But I must say, Herc-related
deja-vu was exactly the experience I was having by midway through
the second paragraph.


Marshall

Don Stockbauer

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Nov 10, 2009, 10:52:59 PM11/10/09
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You're not reporting all the cases where people got squished to death
like a bug.

Physics Form

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Nov 10, 2009, 11:34:55 PM11/10/09
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The true irony is that you're a Google-poster with
a gmail address posting to sci.logic.


Don Stockbauer

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Nov 11, 2009, 12:45:11 AM11/11/09
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On Nov 10, 10:34 pm, "Physics Form" <p...@wako.net> wrote:
> The true irony is that you're a Google-poster with
> a gmail address posting to sci.logic.

Well, you got the message, didn't you? The message content is
independent of the delivery method.

So --- the point remains that he failed to report all the cases where
people got squished.

Have a very nice day.

William Elliot

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Nov 11, 2009, 4:01:50 AM11/11/09
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On Tue, 10 Nov 2009, Charlie-Boo wrote:

> About a month ago I wrote a story about the universe going into a
> logic warp. Not a time or space warp, but a logic warp. In a warp,
> the rules all change. In a logic warp, probability is reversed. The

> unlikely becomes the likely.
>
You got it wrong. A logic warp is an improbability drive
and was invented decades ago by the Duck Breath Theater.

> About a week after writing it, I saw a news story about a baby
> carriage falling on a train track and the train going over it without
> scratching the baby. Then a car hit a wall where a person stood, but
> a piece of brick knocked the car aside inches from the person. And a
> bus came inches from hitting someone running across the street.
>
> Just now here in Boston a woman fell on a train track and the train
> ran over her before it stopped. She walked away.
>

Apparently somebody in Boston is testing an improbability drive.

Charlie-Boo

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Nov 12, 2009, 3:02:06 PM11/12/09
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THIS JUST IN:

Fiance Finds Ring That Fell From BalloonAOL
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William Hughes

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Nov 12, 2009, 3:19:57 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 10, 12:21 pm, Charlie-Boo <shymath...@gmail.com> wrote:
> About a month ago I wrote a story about the universe going into a
> logic warp.  Not a time or space warp, but a logic warp.  In a warp,
> the rules all change.  In a logic warp, probability is reversed.  The
> unliklely becomes the likely.


You can test this yourself. Take a coin
and flip it a few times.
In a logic warp you would expect
to see only heads or only tails. But since we
are in a logic warp you will not see what
you expect but A MIXTURE OF HEADS
AND TAILS !!!!!!!!!
- William Hughes

Jesse F. Hughes

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Nov 12, 2009, 4:20:38 PM11/12/09
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Charlie-Boo <shyma...@gmail.com> writes:

> THIS JUST IN:
>
> Fiance Finds Ring That Fell From Balloon

Yes, only a logic warp can explain the improbability of finding a
camera case in the woods, only seven days after dropping it there.

--
Jesse F. Hughes

"Two years from now, spam will be solved."
-- Bill Gates, Jan 24, 2004

Mensanator

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Nov 12, 2009, 7:25:49 PM11/12/09
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Wow.

>                 - William Hughes

Tim Little

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Nov 12, 2009, 8:09:17 PM11/12/09
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On 2009-11-12, William Hughes <wpih...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> You can test this yourself. Take a coin and flip it a few times.
> In a logic warp you would expect to see only heads or only tails.
> But since we are in a logic warp you will not see what you expect
> but A MIXTURE OF HEADS AND TAILS !!!!!!!!!

That is genius.


- Tim

porky_...@my-deja.com

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Nov 13, 2009, 12:17:13 AM11/13/09
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On Nov 10, 1:39 pm, "Jesse F. Hughes" <je...@phiwumbda.org> wrote:

> Geez, Charlie, we already have one |-|erc.  I don't think we need two.
>
> --

We need a backup. In case |-|erc gets run over by one of his Turing
machines. And doesn't walk away.

Charlie-Boo

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Nov 14, 2009, 9:33:10 AM11/14/09
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No, the probasbilities are reversed. instead of 1/2 heads and 1/2
tails, you get 1/2 tails and 1/2 heads. So you don't really notice it
in this case.

C-B

>                 - William Hughes

Charlie-Boo

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Nov 14, 2009, 9:34:44 AM11/14/09
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THIS JUST IN (AGAIN): THE ANCIENT MAYAS PREDICTED THIS AND THE MOVIE
JUST CAME OUT EXPLAINING IT.

SEE THE MOVIE 2012

C-B

On Nov 12, 4:20 pm, "Jesse F. Hughes" <je...@phiwumbda.org> wrote:

Charlie-Boo

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Nov 14, 2009, 10:03:33 AM11/14/09
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Using new methodology, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
has revised its estimate of the total number of deaths caused by swine
flu. The new figures will result in a tripling of the number deaths
from H1N1overnight.

Marshall

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Nov 14, 2009, 10:48:03 AM11/14/09
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On Nov 14, 6:34 am, Charlie-Boo <shymath...@gmail.com> wrote:
> THIS JUST IN (AGAIN): THE ANCIENT MAYAS PREDICTED THIS AND THE MOVIE
> JUST CAME OUT EXPLAINING IT.
>
> SEE THE MOVIE 2012

I think the Onion said it best:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/mayan_calendar_warns_of


Marshall

Charlie-Boo

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Charlie-Boo

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John Jones

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Dec 11, 2009, 5:57:54 PM12/11/09
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Charlie-Boo wrote:
> About a month ago I wrote a story about the universe going into a
> logic warp. Not a time or space warp, but a logic warp. In a warp,
> the rules all change. In a logic warp, probability is reversed. The
> unliklely becomes the likely.

You mean I should now say that the coin will fall heads instead of tails?

Virgil

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Dec 11, 2009, 6:06:23 PM12/11/09
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In article <hfuioo$f1c$3...@news.eternal-september.org>,
John Jones <jonesc...@btinternet.com> wrote:

No!, On edge, every time!!

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