About a week after writing it, I saw a news story about a baby
carriage falling on a train track and the train going over it without
scratching the baby. Then a car hit a wall where a person stood, but
a piece of brick knocked the car aside inches from the person. And a
bus came inches from hitting someone running across the street.
Just now here in Boston a woman fell on a train track and the train
ran over her before it stopped. She walked away.
C-B
Geez, Charlie, we already have one |-|erc. I don't think we need two.
--
Jesse F. Hughes
"The Cantorians are conducting a campaign of psychological warfare
against humanity."
-- David Petry, on why set theory is evil.
It's not clear we need the one we have. But I must say, Herc-related
deja-vu was exactly the experience I was having by midway through
the second paragraph.
Marshall
You're not reporting all the cases where people got squished to death
like a bug.
Well, you got the message, didn't you? The message content is
independent of the delivery method.
So --- the point remains that he failed to report all the cases where
people got squished.
Have a very nice day.
> About a month ago I wrote a story about the universe going into a
> logic warp. Not a time or space warp, but a logic warp. In a warp,
> the rules all change. In a logic warp, probability is reversed. The
> unlikely becomes the likely.
>
You got it wrong. A logic warp is an improbability drive
and was invented decades ago by the Duck Breath Theater.
> About a week after writing it, I saw a news story about a baby
> carriage falling on a train track and the train going over it without
> scratching the baby. Then a car hit a wall where a person stood, but
> a piece of brick knocked the car aside inches from the person. And a
> bus came inches from hitting someone running across the street.
>
> Just now here in Boston a woman fell on a train track and the train
> ran over her before it stopped. She walked away.
>
Apparently somebody in Boston is testing an improbability drive.
Fiance Finds Ring That Fell From BalloonAOL
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You can test this yourself. Take a coin
and flip it a few times.
In a logic warp you would expect
to see only heads or only tails. But since we
are in a logic warp you will not see what
you expect but A MIXTURE OF HEADS
AND TAILS !!!!!!!!!
- William Hughes
> THIS JUST IN:
>
> Fiance Finds Ring That Fell From Balloon
Yes, only a logic warp can explain the improbability of finding a
camera case in the woods, only seven days after dropping it there.
--
Jesse F. Hughes
"Two years from now, spam will be solved."
-- Bill Gates, Jan 24, 2004
Wow.
> - William Hughes
That is genius.
- Tim
> Geez, Charlie, we already have one |-|erc. I don't think we need two.
>
> --
We need a backup. In case |-|erc gets run over by one of his Turing
machines. And doesn't walk away.
No, the probasbilities are reversed. instead of 1/2 heads and 1/2
tails, you get 1/2 tails and 1/2 heads. So you don't really notice it
in this case.
C-B
> - William Hughes
SEE THE MOVIE 2012
C-B
On Nov 12, 4:20 pm, "Jesse F. Hughes" <je...@phiwumbda.org> wrote:
I think the Onion said it best:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/mayan_calendar_warns_of
Marshall
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You mean I should now say that the coin will fall heads instead of tails?
No!, On edge, every time!!