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THE ANT AND THE ELEPHANT in MATHEMATICS--and all the ants say "Yeah!, Yeah!

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Inverse 19 mathematics

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Dec 22, 2009, 9:14:17 AM12/22/09
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" There was this ant called Fermat, 350 years ago . It made love to an
elephant called mathematics. It convinced itself that it had actually
understtod the Elehant and had impregnated the mammoth withis its time
probe into the seminals of the elephant . then it started to make a
theoremm, predicting the future as to how many millions of baby ants
the mother elehant was going to give birth to.

The dream and calculations continued for 350 years when one wise ant
called Andrew Wiles, assented to by other ants announced that it had
the exact proof of how many baby ants the Elephant is going to produce
(the elephant is still preganant with the pseudoceisis after 350
years). There are celebrations in the streets of chicago and
Princeton by renowned ants , but one wise old ant called Escultura,
did protest in vain.

NOW one small ant got into the elephants nose and alerted elephant
Math that these ants were making love to it and revellining in its
dung, now the elephany just smiled , took a step back and squashed the
pile of dung ants."

Sorry to be this crude , but the mathematical joke has gone on for
350 years and retarded the progress of mathematics and what do they
have they to after 350 years, - some flawed quantum analysis and a
Linerar value for C^2!! based on inprecise mathematics.AND ALL THE
ANTS SAY YEAH , YEAH

Hope research--www.inverse19mathematics.com

T.H. Ray

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Dec 23, 2009, 10:56:13 AM12/23/09
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Sorry, but from this vantage point, _you_ look like the
ant going up an elephant's leg with rape on its mind.
One tiny fart, and you're blown away.

Tom

> Hope research--www.inverse19mathematics.com

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