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Archimedes Plutonium

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Feb 11, 2012, 3:59:54 PM2/11/12
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News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
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John Horton Conway, please help to delete the anti-science bully
newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.


On Feb 10, 4:35 pm, "Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK"
<grandwiz...@safe-mail.net> wrote:
> In article <jh43fm$8r...@dont-email.me>,
>  auto-genera...@privacy.invalid (bit r ⦿t) wrote:
>
> > I think you're ok on this one. IIRC, Piggly Wiggly was nominated or won a
> > vote/award for being "rock hard stupid" waging a witch hunt at the entirely
> > wrong  Albatross, wrong city, wrong state, wrong wrong wrong  - you may or
> > may not have read/heard about this over the last short while.
>
> > Well...all in all,  you don't want the Piggly Wiggly or ANY koOk/Usenet
> > whackjob, to end up taking too much of your "nowtime" as we call it -
> > it only comes once in a limited supply.
>
> One correction, Mr. Rot. While Rock Hard Stupid Hanson was nominated for
> two awards, he lost the Loony Maroon to Emmett "Pissbum Powerhouse"
> Gulley and the Village Idiot to Greg Hall.  Against this sort of
> competition, it's not surprising he came in second: the Grand Wizard
> will note that he had a strong showing against Hall, coming within three
> votes of becoming AUK's new Village Idiot.
>
> Given his long history of consummate cretinism and his utterly
> incompetent stalking, I think my client deserves to be recognized. And
> so, as representative of Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson, I ask that
> he be placed in consideration for the following awards.
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> LOONY MAROON
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE"
> BUSTED URINAL
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK AWARD
>
> The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.
>
> --
> Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
> Manager:ArchimedesPlutonium
> Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
> Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
> Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
> Lamey the Cable Guy
>
> RIP Ernie Roth:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth

Fred Hall

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Feb 11, 2012, 4:14:31 PM2/11/12
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Archimedes Plutonium wrote on 2/11/2012 in
<9afc2b08-5ea1-4f93...@p12g2000yqe.googlegroups.com>:

> News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
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>
>
> John Horton Conway, please help to delete the anti-science bully
> newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.

Art tha deef, Archie? The Usenet Police are hard at work on your request.
Stop interfering in official business.

Fred Hall
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Feb 11, 2012, 4:23:13 PM2/11/12
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Fred Hall wrote:
> Archimedes Plutonium wrote on 2/11/2012 in
> <9afc2b08-5ea1-4f93...@p12g2000yqe.googlegroups.com>:
>
>> News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
>> (signature block)
>>
>>
>> John Horton Conway, please help to delete the anti-science bully
>> newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.
>
> Art tha deef, Archie? The Usenet Police are hard at work on your
> request. Stop interfering in official business.
>
> Fred Hall
> Lead Dick, Usenet Police



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John Horton Conway

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Feb 11, 2012, 4:23:37 PM2/11/12
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In article
<9afc2b08-5ea1-4f93...@p12g2000yqe.googlegroups.com>,
Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium....@gmail.com> wrote:

> News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
> (signature block)
>
>
> John Horton Conway, please help to delete the anti-science bully
> newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.

You again, Potwasher? Sheesh, piss off already!

FNVW: I nominate Archie Plutonium for the Darth Bawl. He's been
whimpering like a whipped puppy for going on two decades now
and hasn't caught on yet that nobody in sci.* cares. Stop crying already,
you whackjob.
--
John Horton Conway, Ph.D & D., OOBE, BR-549
Princeton University Department of Mathematics
Heir to the Tim Horton's Fortune
"I got your Tetrahedron right here, Plutonium"

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Feb 11, 2012, 4:23:54 PM2/11/12
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On Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:23:37 -0500, John Horton Conway
<jhco...@princeton.eduh> wrote in
<jhconway-D75FC5...@free.teranews.com>:

>In article
><9afc2b08-5ea1-4f93...@p12g2000yqe.googlegroups.com>,
> Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium....@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> News Admin, please remove this forgery, for I did not write it
>> (signature block)
>>
>>
>> John Horton Conway, please help to delete the anti-science bully
>> newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks from Usenet and from Google.
>
>You again, Potwasher? Sheesh, piss off already!
>
>FNVW: I nominate Archie Plutonium for the Darth Bawl. He's been
>whimpering like a whipped puppy for going on two decades now
>and hasn't caught on yet that nobody in sci.* cares. Stop crying already,
>you whackjob.

Nomination recorded, Dr. Conway. Very happily.

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Seth

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Feb 11, 2012, 10:35:59 PM2/11/12
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In article <jhconway-D75FC5...@free.teranews.com>,
John Horton Conway <jhco...@princeton.eduh> wrote:
>
>FNVW: I nominate Archie Plutonium for the Darth Bawl. He's been
>whimpering like a whipped puppy for going on two decades now
>and hasn't caught on yet that nobody in sci.* cares. Stop crying already,
>you whackjob.

Nobody anywhere else cares either.

Seth
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