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alainv...@gmail.com

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Nov 23, 2009, 4:15:33 AM11/23/09
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Bonjour chipsters,

We stand upon the following hypothesis:
fat weight is proportional to the outer
area of the fried chip.
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Which tool will you design for my kitchen?

Alain

Patrick Coilland

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Nov 23, 2009, 5:42:41 AM11/23/09
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A padlock

alainv...@gmail.com

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:23:39 AM11/23/09
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On 23 nov, 11:42, Patrick Coilland <pcoill...@pcc.fr> wrote:
> alainvergh...@gmail.com a écrit :

padlock??
A neofreudian psych0analatic symbol...

Best regards,
Alain

Chip Eastham

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:05:57 AM11/23/09
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On Nov 23, 4:15 am, "alainvergh...@gmail.com"

<alainvergh...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Bonjour chipsters,
>
> We  stand upon the following hypothesis:
> fat weight is proportional to the outer
> area of the fried chip.

I thought we agreed never to speak of this
in public!

alainv...@gmail.com

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Nov 23, 2009, 9:24:21 AM11/23/09
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> > Alain- Masquer le texte des messages précédents -
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Do you feel concerned ?

zzbu...@netscape.net

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Nov 23, 2009, 1:28:18 PM11/23/09
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On Nov 23, 4:15 am, "alainvergh...@gmail.com"
<alainvergh...@gmail.com> wrote:

Well, that's simple. Since the only thing mamethicians
even know about computers is AT&T, it will necessarily
be a 1-Disneyland recursive GM Auto-Bater.
And since the only thing Disneyland knows about Chips
is Quaantum Mechanics Stooges, the will also necessarily
be made geniune Carbon-Dated neothilic Monte Carlo
Backward Compatible horseshit emsemble.


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> Alain

alainv...@gmail.com

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Nov 23, 2009, 1:34:41 PM11/23/09
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On 23 nov, 19:28, "zzbun...@netscape.net" <zzbun...@netscape.net>
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Many thanks,

Send me a detailed plan ,so I could build it!

Al ain

Mike Terry

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Nov 23, 2009, 2:12:44 PM11/23/09
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Clearly what you need is a machine which accepts raw potatoes, and outputs
the largest potato sphere contained in the potato. Discard the rest of the
potato and just fry the spherical bit. Perfectly spherical chips - I think
this idea could be a winner!

And if you're happy with those "reconstituted" chips, the machine could be
made more economical: feed in all your potatoes in one go, and it will
somehow mash them up and recombine them into one giant spherical
"super-chip". (Or maybe you also enter the number of guests you're
entertaining so it can make them one super-chip each - nobody likes sharing
their chip! Yep, this is definitely the future of chipping :-)

Hmm, just had a thought - maybe you're thinking of "crisps" instead of
"chips"? (Perhaps my chips are your fries?) It doesn't matter - the
mathematics is the same! Through pure serendipity I've also unified the
worlds of crisps/chips/fries, and eliminated a source of constant friction
between two great nations...

Mike.

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