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|-|ercules
SLOPPY SPELLING AND GRAMMAR THROUGHOUT
I CHALLENGE ANY OF YOU TO FIND A SINGLE POST THAT CORRECTED MY SPELLING
AND DIDN'T F*CK UP THEMSELVES.
PROOF OF MY INVULNERABILITY
BruceS made one such post, but that was his second try after failing the first.
Herc
--
JessHC : It's spell FUCK.
JessHC : That was easy!
JessHC proving he can correct my spelling without making an error.
|-|ercules
> already made references to two people ripping through your "PROOF OF
> INVULNERABILITY" like Sarris' ship through tissue paper.
It's spell FUCK?? That's your counter example using correct grammar?
There was a third who came close, made a perfectly grammatical attack of my spelling.
But his criticism was metaphorical only. Guess who was the only being ever to draw some
of Hercules blood?
Kelpie
Wolfgang Wildeblood
Raven
|-|ercules
> |-|ercules wrote:
>> "JessHC" <jes...@phantomemail.com> wrote >
>> > |-|ercules wrote:
>> >> 10,000 POSTS IN WWW.GROUPS.GOOGLE.COM AUTHOR:"|-|erc"
>> >> SLOPPY SPELLING AND GRAMMAR THROUGHOUT
>> >>
>> >> I CHALLENGE ANY OF YOU TO FIND A SINGLE POST THAT CORRECTED MY SPELLING
>> >> AND DIDN'T F*CK UP THEMSELVES.
>> >>
>> >> PROOF OF MY INVULNERABILITY
>> >>
>> >> BruceS made one such post, but that was his second try after failing the first.
>> >>
>> >> Herc
>> >> --
>> >> JessHC : It's spell FUCK.
>> >> JessHC : That was easy!
>> >> JessHC proving he can correct my spelling without making an error.
>> >
>> > As always, it's up to you to support your claims, moron. You've
>> > already made references to two people ripping through your "PROOF OF
>> > INVULNERABILITY" like Sarris' ship through tissue paper.
>>
>>
>> It's spell FUCK?? That's your counter example using correct grammar?
>
>
> By that standard, any response to you is PROOF OF YOUR INVULNERABILITY.
Find a post of mine where I made an error, typos allowed.
Herc
raven1
wrote:
That would be all the ones where you claim
a) psychic abilities
b) that you're "Genesis Adam", "the Son of God" or any other of your
delusions.
HTH.
> typos allowed.
>
>Herc
|-|ercules
Cyclic argument.
Before the moron Raven says "no it's not", you're using the assumption paranormal
doesn't exist to disprove a paranormal claim.
Herc
|-|ercules
> AND DIDN'T F*CK UP THEMSELVES.
------------ FAILED CORRECTION POSTED 20 MINUTES AGO -------------
>I've decided when Marijuana is legalized I'm going to donate $10 million per year
>of my Camgirls.com earnings to add a forth free item!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Herc is INVULNERABLE and doesn't make spelling mistakes.
Government Shill
|-|ercules
> AND DIDN'T F*CK UP THEMSELVES.
------------ FAILED CORRECTION POSTED 10 MINUTES AGO -------------
> And can you stop posting to me, correcting you all day is like flogging a dog horse.
>
It's 'dead horse' ....
Similes are beyond your limited vocabulary ?
George Black
raven1
wrote:
No, I'm pointing out that your first claim is unsupported, because you
run away when challenged, and your other claims are typical
schizophrenic delusions.
The Man From Havana
> "raven1" <quoththera...@nevermore.com> wrote
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Fri, 3 Sep 2010 08:10:25 +1000, "|-|ercules" <radgray...@yahoo.com>
>
> - Show quoted text -
you obese cunt. if you're "Genesis Adam" or "Son of God" , put a gun
to your fat head-pull the trigger and if you don't die I'll believe
you.
A Clockwork Clayton
"raven1" <quotht...@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:rp9086p4vl9mon228...@4ax.com...
I wonder why he stopped claiming to be the real life Truman from the Truman
Show.
|-|ercules
Everyone said "Now why would USA Govt. do that to you?"
9 years constant sonic torture - 5,000 local resident witnesses - proof on sight
1,000 SOS posts - ZERO volunteer witnesses
Herc
|-|ercules
Prove you are not self deluded by answering these simple 10 questions.
If you EVADE answering the questions, then you are hiding from the truth.
1/ Who wrote The God Delusion? (clue Rich Dawk)
2/ Who is the richest BILLionaire?
3/ Who is the FASTEST runner on Earth?
4/ Who authorized the Star Wars program? (clue RayGun)
5/ Who keeps Raving on about his VIN?
6/ Who did you Barrack for at the last presidential election?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ARE THE FOLLOWING ANSWERS INTELLIGENT? (OR JUST RANDOM QUOTES)
YES or NO
7/ "Are Genesis Adam and Eve alive today?" -POINTS-> "After creating both of those"
8/ "Why is our need to generalize a good reason that belief in religion is sane?"
-POINTS-> "We cannot assume or deduce everything that is possible"
9/ To James Randi "Can I take your million dollars if you do a test?"
-POINTS-> "Whenever you respond".
10/ "We're looking for a sign (that God is real)" -POINTS-> "1 is true"
__________________________________________________________________
And now for the bonus question....
Where does James Randi keep his famous $1,000,000 paranormal prize money?
A/ GOLDMAN SACHS
B/ IN SACKS OF GOLD
C/ BANK OF NEW ZEALAND
Auntie Lib
> I CHALLENGE ANY OF YOU TO FIND A SINGLE POST THAT CORRECTED
> MY SPELLING AND DIDN'T F*CK UP THEMSELVES.
>
> PROOF OF MY INVULNERABILITY
Here's #1: "Ever since the sloppy speller admitted "oooooh you got
me" and
I got him in my sig he's behavior has sunk lower and lower."
The correct word is "his" Doofus.
elizabeth
aa#2098
EAC Director of Useless Endeavors
Vice-Chairman Of The Committee For Wasting Time
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"I was born with a skeptical mind. Now I ask you, is that fair?
If God gives me a skeptical nature and you an accepting one, then
you're going to be a believer and I'm not. If belief is a ticket to
eternal happiness, I'm definitely handicapped. God gives me a mind
capable of asking questions and what? I'm damned if I use it?"
F. Paul Wilson "The Haunted Air"
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Auntie Lib
> I CHALLENGE ANY OF YOU TO FIND A SINGLE POST THAT CORRECTED
> MY SPELLING AND DIDN'T F*CK UP THEMSELVES.
>
> PROOF OF MY INVULNERABILITY
Here's #2: "None of you DO ANYTHING. You winge and wine that I can't
guess
trillion, trillion, trillion to one bets. Listen to all the
OBJECTIONS to this simple
experiment!"
The word you're searching for is "whinge" Moron. And that isn't a
typo since you consistently misspell it.
Dude! This is too easy. I only had to look at four messages to find
two mistakes and correct them!
|-|ercules
> On Sep 2, 1:43 pm, "|-|ercules" <radgray...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> I CHALLENGE ANY OF YOU TO FIND A SINGLE POST THAT CORRECTED
>> MY SPELLING AND DIDN'T F*CK UP THEMSELVES.
>>
>> PROOF OF MY INVULNERABILITY
>
> Here's #2: "None of you DO ANYTHING. You winge and wine that I can't
> guess
> trillion, trillion, trillion to one bets. Listen to all the
> OBJECTIONS to this simple
> experiment!"
>
> The word you're searching for is "whinge" Moron. And that isn't a
> typo since you consistently misspell it.
>
> Dude! This is too easy. I only had to look at four messages to find
> two mistakes and correct them!
Sentences require verbs. You failed, dude!
Herc
raven1
wrote:
>"Auntie Lib" <walle...@msn.com> wrote ...
Wrong.
> You failed, dude!
Wrong again.
chibiabos
<radgr...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> 10,000 POSTS IN WWW.GROUPS.GOOGLE.COM AUTHOR:"|-|erc"
> SLOPPY SPELLING AND GRAMMAR THROUGHOUT
>
> I CHALLENGE ANY OF YOU TO FIND A SINGLE POST THAT CORRECTED MY SPELLING
> AND DIDN'T F*CK UP THEMSELVES.
The word is "fuck," you moron.
-chib
--
Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
|-|ercules
> In article <8eagk5...@mid.individual.net>, |-|ercules
> <radgr...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> 10,000 POSTS IN WWW.GROUPS.GOOGLE.COM AUTHOR:"|-|erc"
>> SLOPPY SPELLING AND GRAMMAR THROUGHOUT
>>
>> I CHALLENGE ANY OF YOU TO FIND A SINGLE POST THAT CORRECTED MY SPELLING
>> AND DIDN'T F*CK UP THEMSELVES.
>
> The word is "fuck," you moron.
>
> -chib
It may well be, but censoring swear words is grammatically correct in modern English usage.
That is now half a dozen people who tried to correct my spelling just from this thread.
Only 1 in 3 average posts contain an error, the fact you were all told beforehand to watch out
for your spelling and grammar when correcting me, and all 6 failed to correct me without making
an error themselves, is an astronomical feat, and that was demonstrated in this one single thread.
Let's do the maths.
You were all instructed to try to correct my spelling without making an error yourselves.
An average intelligent poster could make a valid post given this criteria 9 times out of 10.
Six of you failed consecutively, therefore this thread itself is a 1 in 10^6 chance of error
proof that I am indeed invulnerable. 1 in 1,000,000 supernatural proof right before
your very eyes.
Herc
--
www.Camgirls.com | www.CamAffiliate.com 35% LiveTime Revshare
Auntie Lib
> Only 1 in 3 average posts contain an error, the fact you were all told beforehand to watch out
> for your spelling and grammar when correcting me, and all 6 failed to correct me without making
> an error themselves, is an astronomical feat, and that was demonstrated in this one single thread.
Really? What "mistake" did I make in my previous post? (And, no,
your inability to recognize a "verb" doesn't count.)
elizabeth
aa#2098
EAC Director of Useless Endeavors
Vice-Chairman Of The Committee On Wasted Time
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * *
"I was born with a skeptical mind. Now I ask you, is that fair?
If God gives me a skeptical nature and you an accepting one, then
you're going to be a believer and I'm not. If belief is a ticket to
eternal happiness, I'm definitely handicapped. God gives me a mind
capable of asking questions and what? I'm damned if I use it?"
F. Paul Wilson "The Haunted Air"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * *
george
emonstrated in this one single thread.
>
> Really? What "mistake" did I make in my previous post? (And, no,
> your inability to recognize a "verb" doesn't count.)
>
workshy he wouldn't be able to identify a verb ..
|-|ercules
>
>> Only 1 in 3 average posts contain an error, the fact you were all told beforehand to watch out
>> for your spelling and grammar when correcting me, and all 6 failed to correct me without making
>> an error themselves, is an astronomical feat, and that was demonstrated in this one single thread.
>
> Really? What "mistake" did I make in my previous post? (And, no,
> your inability to recognize a "verb" doesn't count.)
>
You randomly capitalize insults and use names as the only word in a sentence.
Do you really think an English literature professor is going to side with you?
Herc
|-|ercules
I love it when people correct my spelling, then they boast in the next paragraph about it
and make a typo!! HAHAHA - Immortality is fun.
Herc
Mariel
george <gbl...@hnpl.net> wrote:
>
> On Sep 5, 6:52=A0am, Auntie Lib <wallenbr...@msn.com> wrote:
> emonstrated in this one single thread.
> >
> > your inability to recognize a "verb" doesn't count.)
> >
> Hey verbs are 'doing' words and since herc has a history of being
> workshy he wouldn't be able to identify a verb ..
Zzzz.
Auntie Lib
> > Really? What "mistake" did I make in my previous post? (And, no,
> > your inability to recognize a "verb" doesn't count.)
>
> You randomly capitalize insults and use names as the only word in a sentence.
Huh? When did I do that? (I think you have me confused me with the
idiot you see in the mirror every day.) Here is my post -
You wrote (and notice the overabundance of capital letters) -
> I CHALLENGE ANY OF YOU TO FIND A SINGLE POST THAT CORRECTED
> MY SPELLING AND DIDN'T F*CK UP THEMSELVES.
> PROOF OF MY INVULNERABILITY
I wrote:
Here's #2: "None of you DO ANYTHING. You winge and wine that I can't
guess trillion, trillion, trillion to one bets. Listen to all the
OBJECTIONS to this simple experiment!"
Notice the quotation marks "Professor"? I was quoting you. Notice,
again, your over-use of capital letters (and the lack of proper
punctuation but that's another story...)
Now I wrote:
The word you're searching for is "whinge" Moron. And that isn't a
typo since you consistently misspell it.
Dude! This is too easy. I only had to look at four messages to find
two mistakes and correct them!
End quoted text --
Notice any improper capitalization in my writing except for the first
word in the sentence and proper nouns? (A proper noun, "Professor,"
is something like a name. Like "Moron" or "Dude" or your new title
"Fuckwit."
> Do you really think an English literature professor is going to side with you?
Where is this professor? In your imagination? 'Cuz you sure-as-shit
ain't no professor of English Literature or anything else. Your every
post broadcasts loud and clear that you are ignorant, arrogant, rude,
delusional, a liar, and a fraud.
And your grammar sucks. "Professor."
|-|ercules
Dude! It's a one word sentence and your capitalization of insults is not necessary
or warranted.
Re: One word Sentence
by Dextrose » Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:26 am UTC
Well, I think first of all it's preposterous to say that the usage is incorrect from a stylistic standpoint. If English consisted
entirely of full sentences, it would sound absolutely terrible. However, in this instance I feel more comfortable using a full
colon - "Pride: ..." - as demonstrative of the fact that 'pride' is what is being described in the second sentence. I'm not sure I
could come up with a good example of how one word could be used to punctuate a passage that way without linking it into another
sentence, mostly because I'm pretty tired right now, but my advice would be to look at anything that bothers you even a little bit
and see how you might change it. Don't even force yourself to "try to fix it," just fiddle with things until you find something
comfortable. That way, you'll be able to see all the things that do and don't work in front of you. Word order, word choice and
punctuation are always good places to start. The most important thing to remember is that just because you wrote it down doesn't
mean it's your voice. Always be willing to change your mind.
This conversation is a useless endeavor.
Herc
Auntie Lib
> Dude! It's a one word sentence and your capitalization of insults is not necessary
> or warranted.
It's an exclamation. Look it up, "Professor." And my capitalization
of your name was entirely proper. (Whether or not the insult was
warranted is not open to question, you lying liar.)
<snip cut-n-paste waste of space>
> This conversation is a useless endeavor.
Thank you for conceding that your claim to "invulnerability" was a lie
you arrogant, ignorant prick. (See how I use the insult here? It's a
noun, but I'm not using it as a proper name so no capitalization.)
Now shut the fuck up. You are not any sort of god, nor are you
psychic or invulnerable to human mistakes of grammar, spelling,
syntax, and punctuation. You're a garden-variety delusional fuckwit
and should be treated as such.
And leave those poor souls at aus.tv alone! I'm sure they're as
thoroughly sick of your inane bragging as we here in alt.atheism are.
|-|ercules
I'm getting a serve by a chick.
Even if you're hopelessly idiotic "grammar" was correct, though it is a complete
joke any year 9 English teacher would give you an F and cross a red line over
every one one of your sentences, you still had prior warning to make a flawless
correction of my grammar and you failed, at least 5 out of 6 of you did with
a forewarning of what to look out for, and 5 out of 6 is just being facetious you
couldn't win a 25 words or less Cornflakes competition with your primary school
level writing.
And that was only one thread where I broke 1,000,000 to one odds in front of thousands
of witnesses live on Usenet, you still haven't found a single grammatical correction of
my posts in 10,000 posts before now.
Herc
Terrys
> "Auntie Lib" <wallenbr...@msn.com> wrote ...
She is not "hopelessly idiotic "grammar".
Redundancy [though]
Full stop, not comma after `sentences'
"5 out of 6" is not an object
You are a bumbling obese delusional idiot.
|-|ercules
For the tenth time, I'm not a perfect speller or a grammar Nazi.
I just point out grammar Nazis' errors.
Herc
Auntie Lib
> I'm getting a serve by a chick.
Huh? Could you write in English please?
> Even if you're hopelessly idiotic "grammar" was correct,
It's "your" you dumbfuck fraud, not "you are." Some "professor" you
are.
> though it is a complete joke any year 9 English teacher would give you an F
> and cross a red line over every one one of your sentences,
Could you please use proper sentence structure "Professor"? You
seldom make sense but this is incomprehensible, even for you.
> you still had prior warning to make a flawless correction of my grammar and you failed,
And you have yet to show where I "failed," you shit-for-brains fraud.
Care to try again?
<snip>
> And that was only one thread where I broke 1,000,000 to one odds in front of thousands
> of witnesses live on Usenet, you still haven't found a single grammatical correction of
> my posts in 10,000 posts before now.
Oh, the irony. You're still an arrogant twit who has absolutely no
reason to brag, but at least you're amusing.
Auntie Lib
> For the tenth time, I'm not a perfect speller or a grammar Nazi.
And yet, you claimed that our inability to correctly point out your
imperfect spelling or grammar "proved" you were somehow invulnerable
or invincible or a god or somesuch idiocy.
Oh, Herc, you naughty boy. Backing down, are we?
|-|ercules
>
>> For the tenth time, I'm not a perfect speller or a grammar Nazi.
>
> And yet, you claimed that our inability to correctly point out your
> imperfect spelling or grammar "proved" you were somehow invulnerable
> or invincible or a god or somesuch idiocy.
>
> Oh, Herc, you naughty boy. Backing down, are we?
Uh no, it's just my simple claim that my spelling cannot be corrected properly
gets mangled 20 different ways.
Don't take this personally but this is my last reply to you, I did 4 weeks teaching
prac with the social maths strain that was enough coaching of juvenile delinquents
for 1 lifetime.
Herc
--
Most men are bad but it takes a woman to be evil
- My mum
Auntie Lib
> > Oh, Herc, you naughty boy. Backing down, are we?
>
> Uh no, it's just my simple claim that my spelling cannot be corrected properly
> gets mangled 20 different ways.
This is actually two sentences "Professor." Two different thoughts
without a bridge or punctuation connecting them. What was it you said
you teach again?
> Don't take this personally but this is my last reply to you, I did 4 weeks teaching
> prac with the social maths strain that was enough coaching of juvenile delinquents
> for 1 lifetime.
Oh, I take it personally all right. I kicked your lying ass, and
showed you up as a retard who can barely put together a coherent
thought. I'm not surprised you're running off with your tail (such as
it is) between your legs.
You're a fraud, Herc. You are not in any way invulnerable or
psychic. You're psychotic and deserve to spend your days
fingerpainting in the rec room of an insane assylum. Normally I'd
feel sorry for someone like you. And I wouldn't dream of insulting a
stranger but, really, you asked for it. If you had shown the least
bit of respect to the denizens of alt.atheism, a group you barged into
with your hubris and lies, we might have treated you better. Instead,
you get the insults you deserve for being an arrogant asshole.
"Teacher" my ass! The only "juvenile delinquents" you come into
contact with are the ones who taunt you as you trudge home from the
liquor store.
|-|ercules
would fall into that after failing to correct my spelling.
Herc
"Auntie Lib" <walle...@msn.com> wrote in message news:bb456e11-0e63-44d0...@u4g2000prn.googlegroups.com...