ME: A big idiot

jonnie

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Jan 1, 2010, 6:59:11 PM1/1/10

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Hey, everybody! I'm sci.math spam-tard *jonnie* and I am so stupid. I'm the
dumbest person on the planet. Durr, durrr, my brain is so tiny and small, I
can't even tie my own shoes. Oops, I just pooped my pants. I don't even know
what a toilet is. Just about the only thing I do know is that my name is
jonnie fucknozzle, and my Internet password is "rectumlick69."

Look at my stupid, lumpy face and my badger-butt ugly hair. Doesn't it just
make you want to punch me? You could. I'm such an idiot, I can't even figure
out how to not get punched. I just sit around all day typing quietly on my
keyboard 'cause I'm El Ugly Nerdo Supremo Numero Uno.

Time to sing my stupid song! Doy, da-doy doy, doy, da-doy doy-oh, no, I
forgot the rest of the words because I'm a big dick-munch whose breath reeks
like rotten mashed potatoes and sewage, but worse.

I like Hitler!

Here are some more facts about me, jonnie the dog-blower. I eat cow turds,
I'm going to die a virgin, nobody likes me, and I have a detailed plan to
assassinate the president of the United States that I keep in my house at
143 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, USA. Oh, and I'm probably the biggest,
stupidest moron in all of North America. Maybe even the world. They'd make
me King Moron, except I'd probably try and stick the crown up my butt!

aSJGUA$*9wrg9j afdasf ag =a=a===== Whoops! Forgot how to type for a second
there and just started banging my empty, fat head against the keyboard. I
forget things like that all the time-how to type, how to use soap to wash my
smelly armpits, people's birthdays. Probably because I'm soooooo stupid!

Well, I'm all done writing another one of my retarded newsgroup posts.
Better get on with the rest of my stupid day of being dumb! I suck so bad.
Me a imbecilez.

jonnie

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Jan 1, 2010, 11:02:01 PM1/1/10

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"jonnie" <spam...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> I like Hitler!

Godwin's law invoked.

Lame-o try AGAIN "Martin M(ommie) Mushatov"
here is your ID on aioe, stupid dipstick.....

NNTP-Posting-Host: MfcSa9Gg1lNATDRNJBn04Q.user.speranza.aioe.org

you still here?
why dont you do something, like get a job, or ask you mommie to keep you
busy?
why you spend 24/7 on intenet ?
too much TV?
lack social skills?
Stoner?
with legalized dope, you will always be this way, sucker

jonnie

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Jan 1, 2010, 11:14:48 PM1/1/10

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"jonnie" <spam...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> I like Hitler!
>

Martin M Musatov interviewed;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJbqmXyuhls

Musatov is flaming gay Nazi wantabee, see pix by his mama;
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/807557/80684368.jpg

Flaming Psychotic Embolism

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Jan 2, 2010, 12:15:18 AM1/2/10

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Your impotent rage fills me with boundless delight!

you stupid faggot

"jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote in message
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Captain MonkeyNuts

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Jan 2, 2010, 1:18:16 AM1/2/10

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Respond to my every post, you pansy-ass butt-muncher.

jonnie

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Jan 2, 2010, 7:13:17 PM1/2/10

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cretian

jonnie

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Jan 2, 2010, 7:12:40 PM1/2/10

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child

Bloated Donkey Pancreas

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Jan 2, 2010, 9:13:09 PM1/2/10

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Blow me, you impotent puke.

Vulcanized Posterior Replacement

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Jan 2, 2010, 9:14:04 PM1/2/10

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Blow me, you impotent nun-raping homo.

jonnie

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Jan 3, 2010, 1:37:41 AM1/3/10

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"Bloated Donkey Pancreas" <spam...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> Blow me, you impotent puke.

your tiny nozzle is way too short and so small for anything useful, you cant
even see it over that beer belly, better stick it into a little pencil
sharpener and put a point on it and use it on fly f*cking.

Is this you do all day, insult people?
what a pitiful life, it is caused by self-hate, self-abuse and masturbation

{Lame-o try AGAIN "Martin M(ommie) Mushatov" here is your ID on aioe,
stupid dipstick..... NNTP-Posting-Host: hhoug7$kgn$1.user.speranza.aioe.org}

you still here?
why dont you do something, like get a job, or ask you mommie to keep you
busy?
why you spend 24/7 on intenet ?
too much TV?
lack social skills?
Stoner?

with legalized dope, you will always be this way, dopey sucker
little boy

your mommie posted another pix of you;
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00497/almurray_185x185_497222q.jpg

jonnie

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Jan 3, 2010, 1:38:24 AM1/3/10

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nothing.

Rear Admiral Melvin

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Jan 3, 2010, 11:09:12 AM1/3/10

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Fuck off, you spamming pile of shit imbecile.

Rear Admiral Melvin

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Jan 3, 2010, 11:11:08 AM1/3/10

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Blow me, you idiotic vat of partially digested horse testicle pus.
Everything you post is crap. You have no idea what this
newsgroup is about. You'll never post anything on topic.
You're obsessed with JSH, the prime imbecile of the universe.
You're stupid and boring. You have no reason to live. Die
in a fire asshole.

"Hot Rectum Sausage"

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Jan 3, 2010, 11:25:00 AM1/3/10

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"jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote in message

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>
> "Bloated Donkey Pancreas" <spam...@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:hhoug7$kgn$1...@speranza.aioe.org...
>> Blow me, you impotent puke.
>
> your tiny nozzle is way too short and so small for anything useful, you
> cant

Apostrophe's and they're use's, you fucking imbecile.

jonnie

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Jan 5, 2010, 10:26:41 AM1/5/10

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nothing

jonnie

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Jan 5, 2010, 10:27:21 AM1/5/10

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""Hot Rectum Sausage"" <spam_...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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you a stinking Engrlish teacher ?

jonnie

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Jan 5, 2010, 2:24:46 PM1/5/10

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