The Nuke America Before She Nukes Us Back Initiative

[Kevin]

It's a certainteed fact that America will be nuked in the near future
so who should we anticipate being the culprit? A characterization of
Russia suggests that Russia tends to be above the fray. Russia doesn't
really apply itself to the philosophy of diplomacy... Russia and the
game of chess suggests that Russia is the most rule bound country on
Earth... (I like to touch the pieces without moving them, Russia... Is
that a problem?) Islam is not likely to nuke America given
homosexuality is the provocation... Russia has goaded America into
going full blown gay since the Cold War so Islam would be looking for
a third party to nuke America instead... N. Korea? N. Korea wants to
nuke America. Islam isn't going to nuke America as long as N. Korea is
on track to do the dirty... If everyone says N. Korea is tedious then
a N. Korean nuking of America would make N. Korea not so tedious after
all... N. Korea is Islam bait... As long as repercussions for nuking
America are mitigated by Islam... N. Korea can be tempted into nuking
America.

[Kevin]

I suppose, in retrospect, that America was never threatened by Russian
nukes... America is on the right track to be every bit as gay as
Russia wants America to be... and maybe just a teensy bit gayer for
good measure. Is N. Korea a threat to Russia's gayification plan for
America? Come on, Russia, you've had your fun. You can't convince me
that America hasn't far and away exceeded your wildest expectations of
its gay potential. You need to help the CIA and N. Korea nuke the US
from now on. 'k? It is true that in the aftermath of America being
nuked, the news media would capitulate the gay agenda. I am certain of
it and so isn't it a no-brainer? Being patriotic means you're totally
on board with helping the world nuke the US.