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Kevin

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Aug 20, 2012, 4:40:38 PM8/20/12
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I think the way Nation of Islam generally sees things is that if a
gigantic pike is headed straight for Louis Farrakhan then Louis
Farrakhan is smart enough to be reasonable and if his lowest level
subordinates aren't as smart as he is then that isn't his problem.
Well, we had a gigantic pike headed straight for Georgia Tech but his
lowest level subordinates insisted on putting their heads on that pike
as a stopper. Well, for the most part, while the issue isn't
resolved... Many of my subordinates are saying that the priority has
changed. So, Dolly Parton says she has gay friends... Does she mean
gay spirited friends or sexually gay friends?... Dolly Parton needs to
have her head on this gigantic pike... Seriously, she does!!! I had to
put the issue of rescinding a woman's right to vote aside for reasons
I cannot recall but now Dolly Parton has brought the issue front and
center. Chicks with big boobs have a logic uniquely their own but
Dolly apparently thinks we should take her opinion seriously not
because of her boobs but rather because of her 'country'... Clearly,
I'm an advocate for chicks with big boobs (aren't we all) and not
Dolly. (The impression I'm getting from the black/brown community is
that I'm Satan... but not Big Satan... I can't really follow it after
that...) The relevant thing about the 1950's is that feminism is a
distant dream and since my head is stuck in the fifties, I share that
dream and it is not a reality until I say so. (The thing you have to
understand (Louis Farrakhan) is that in your case, I'm applying
physics to politic... physics, these days, is basically a political
analysis.) Well, Louis, your pike analysis might apply to the reason
why CRT monitor displays are superior and I'm sure that is important
to both of us equally. (An infectiously gay spirited Samarai Knight,
Sir Kevin, is weilding a blade sharp enough to cut through four human
torsos... What happens next? The theory behind ascention to the
British throne that I'm seeing is that I am crown to my maternal
grandfather's progeny... but the crown of Kline might be somebody
else. I can readily dethrone Queen Elizabeth. Making decisions as if I
were King of England is a means to solidify my claim to throne... The
plump one has power if she plays along... She doesn't say I'm
cavalier, instead she responds appropriately by saying,'Oh my, isn't
he the perfect gentleman.'

Don Stockbauer

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Aug 20, 2012, 7:03:33 PM8/20/12
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What song comes to mind if you have Dolly Parton nude lying on her
back in shallow water in a crick?

"Islands in the Stream."
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