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Harlan Messinger
express "boy" as a single word. Observers report never having seen the kind
of carnage that tore through northern Hebei Province as people found
themselves cornered by the onslaught in the middle of the second word.
Linguist Noam Chomsky commented, "Well, what did they expect?" Survivors
rushed to enroll in packed English immersion classes.
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Harlan Messinger
Remove the first dot from my e-mail address.
Veuillez ôter le premier point de mon adresse de courriel.
Dylan Sung
"Harlan Messinger" <h.mes...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:2ups2oF...@uni-berlin.de...
> In China yesterday, thousands died tragically when they were unable to
> express "boy" as a single word. Observers report never having seen the
> kind
> of carnage that tore through northern Hebei Province as people found
> themselves cornered by the onslaught in the middle of the second word.
> Linguist Noam Chomsky commented, "Well, what did they expect?" Survivors
> rushed to enroll in packed English immersion classes.
>
> --
In Korea, millions suddenly will begin speaking in hanja after an explosion
of entropy. Observers said that a strange sex orientated phenomenon occured
after the explosion. Men became affixed and and women were severly
conjugated. Those of indeterminate appearance became both affixed and
conjugated with a severe dose of polysyllabification. Doctors have warned
that if they will not be treated in the next few days, their entire
population will become isolating. Statistical tests have shown only a least
squares fit will normalise the population, but the side effects are severe
for a small portion of the people, as they accumulate errors with increasing
frequency. A Korean biologist in America said, 'The shit just hit them'.
Dyl.
Peter T. Daniels
Ah, but was there any postpositioning?
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Peter T. Daniels gram...@att.net
Tak To
> "Harlan Messinger" <h.mes...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:2ups2oF...@uni-berlin.de...
>
>>In China yesterday, thousands died tragically when they were unable to
>>express "boy" as a single word. Observers report never having seen the
>>kind
>>of carnage that tore through northern Hebei Province as people found
>>themselves cornered by the onslaught in the middle of the second word.
>>Linguist Noam Chomsky commented, "Well, what did they expect?" Survivors
>>rushed to enroll in packed English immersion classes.
>
> In Korea, millions suddenly will begin speaking in hanja after an explosion
> of entropy. Observers said that a strange sex orientated phenomenon occured
> after the explosion. Men became affixed and and women were severly
> conjugated. Those of indeterminate appearance became both affixed and
> conjugated with a severe dose of polysyllabification. Doctors have warned
> that if they will not be treated in the next few days, their entire
> population will become isolating. Statistical tests have shown only a least
> squares fit will normalise the population, but the side effects are severe
> for a small portion of the people, as they accumulate errors with increasing
> frequency. A Korean biologist in America said, 'The shit just hit them'.
Don't you mean the opposite: that the male found their morphemes detached
and the female became unconjugatable? It must be a horrible sight either
way.
Tak
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alexV
"Peter T. Daniels"
Well well well. A liberals ASSHOLE once recklessly said that my candidate
torpedoed his chances for reelection in his first debate performance. I am
wondering who that maggot was?
Peter T. Daniels
The maggot is Karl Rove.
Too bad Dumbya is too dumb to know he's a tool of a maggot.
They're trying to do in Ohio what they did in Florida last time.
And, of course, they increased the turnout in the (already) red states
by mendacious appeals to homophobia.
Really something to be proud of, no?
alexV
"Peter T. Daniels" <gram...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:4188CD...@worldnet.att.net...
> alexV wrote:
> >
> > "Peter T. Daniels"
> >
> > Well well well. A liberals ASSHOLE once recklessly said that my
candidate
> > torpedoed his chances for reelection in his first debate performance. I
am
> > wondering who that maggot was?
>
> The maggot is Karl Rove.
>
> Too bad Dumbya is too dumb to know he's a tool of a maggot.
>
> They're trying to do in Ohio what they did in Florida last time.
>
> And, of course, they increased the turnout in the (already) red states
> by mendacious appeals to homophobia.
What they <republicans> did was they prevented the widespread electoral
fraud that took place in 2000 by black voters primarily. In Wisconsin alone
as many as 20,000 "dead souls," nonexistent voters cast their "votes." They
cannot be accused directly, though, they all were bussed to the polls by the
Dem activists to vote in "bulk". A very familiar technique in the Third
World. This time around the reps were on guard and the results are for
everyone to see. I am sure among those "provisional" ballots in Ohio half
are fraudulent who tried to vote a second a third time not in their
precincts.
The election breakdown now is what we were supposed to see in 2000. G.W.
Bush won that election by the popular vote in a strict sense also but Gore
won the popular vote by adding the fraudulent votes to his count. The
Democratic party if a party of fraud.
Peter T. Daniels
Get your fucking racist lying ass out of our yard. And don't let us
catch you skulking around here again.
Brian M. Scott
<gram...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in
<news:4188CD...@worldnet.att.net> in sci.lang:
[...]
> And, of course, they increased the turnout in the (already) red states
> by mendacious appeals to homophobia.
In the red parts of Ohio, too. They were greatly helped
here by Issue 1, an amendment to the state constitution
banning same-sex marriage or any reasonable facsimile
thereof; it's so broadly written that it appears to forbid
even such practices as extension of health care benefits to
same-sex partners. Not only did it pass, it got 61.77% of
the vote, according to the unofficial total on the Ohio
Secretary of States web site, and lost in only one county.
And this despite the fact that our governor and both of our
senators, all of whom are Republicans who are considered
'family-friendly', spoke out against it. (Not, mind you,
because it was wrong, but because it would be bad for the
state's economy.)
Wednesday morning's paper was rather depressing.
[...]
Brian