COLLEGE PROFS STUNG IN STING

[Edwardo Conrado Conrado]

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WASHINGTON, D.C . (Rueters) --
A nationwide FBI sting operation at
many American universities today
has resulted in the arrest of more than
5,000 "science" professors who have
been charged with participating in
a monumental conspiracy against
mankind.
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"Actually, the sting proved to be
so successful, we didn't have enough
buses to haul all the scumbag to the
hoosegow (an antiquated expression
once used to describe a police station
or prison, rarely ever used nowadays),"
said an agency spokesman, Mike Hunt.
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There were many tears and a lot
of gnashing of teeth as the allegedly
criminals were read their Miranda
rights before climbing aboard with
hands and legs shackled.
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Hunt said police and FBI agents
were acting on a tip supplied by
one Ed Conrad that the professors
have been warping the mind of their
students for decades preaching about
the evolution of man and his better
half.
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Conrad told agents these turkeys
have promoting the asinine theory of
Darwinian evolution even though they're
well aware that it's a colossal hoax and
that its "physical evidence" wouldn't fit
on the head of a pin.
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Ed, who went bananas when told
about the successful sting and more-so
when he learned he'll receive a pile
of reward money, was interviewed
by Sean Hannity of Fox News but only
had this to say:
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"Evolutionists, their interests so vested
"And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
"Their deceit and deception
"Near the point of perfection
"If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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