TRUTH GETS A ROYAL SCREWING AT PENN STATE . . .

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HAPPY VALLEY, Pa (Rueters) --
Another sore assh*le has surfaced
at Penn State University.
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One Ed Conrad has come forward
to reveal that he was screwed some 379
times by Nittany Loin professors back
in the early 80's while seeking their
assistance with his mind-boggling
discovery of petrified human bones
between coal veins.
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Conrad said the molesters were
pseudo-scientists in the Departments
of Physical Anthropology and Paleon-
tology -- and sadly revealed that his
evil molesters didn't have the common
decency to use Vaseline.
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"In fact, I well remember the agony
when one of them stuffed a 5-cent Coke
bottle you know where," Conrad told
The Patriot News.
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"Thank goodness they didn't use
one of those taller 8-cent Pepsi bottles
or I'll bet I wouldn't have been able
to sit down for the rest of my life."
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Conrad then provided living proof
-- an X-ray -- of the Coke bottle incident
which he said he plans to use to sway
the jurors in the near-billion dollar civil
suit he is about to launch.
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If you'd like to view one of the most
disgusting photos ever, please do so
but first make sure the kiddies are in
bed or ouside shoveling snow.
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http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a114_rectal.jpg
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CLICK HERE for more about Ed
Conrad's remarkable discoveries
and the reason the totally dishonest
vermin have long been squirmin'.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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This URL doesn't mean diddly.
http://www.edconrad.com/wellread.html
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See, I warned you but you just wouldn't listen.

[carole]

> <http://www.edconrad.comhttp://www.edconrad.org

> 25. Ezra Kleinhttp://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/

> This URL doesn't mean diddly.http://www.edconrad.com/wellread.html

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> See, I warned you but you just wouldn't listen.

Why don't you do something about your line length?
And lose all the crap at the end of your posts -- all those
newspapers. Do you really think anybody really cares?

And why all the cross posting?

--
carole
www.conspiracee.com
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