In article <20011217210513...@mb-bj.aol.com>,
sall...@aol.comnojunk (Salllytoo) wrote:
**The Day ASBI Died
**Originally posted November 3, 2000
**"A long, long time ago,
**I can still remember how I asked the questions llamas did.
**And I knew if I had may say,
**And made a logical display,
**That maybe they'd be happy for a while.
**But Lilith's fury made me wither,
**With every ad hom she'd deliver.
**Bad logic in the forum,
**I could not keep my decorum.
**I can't remember if I cared,
**When persona non grata they were declared,
**But deep relief within me flared,
**When ASBI died,
**Did you write the A.M.A.,
**With grand emotional display,
**Of how your implants made you ill?
**Did you invoke the rule of tort,
**Did you make Dow give up the fort,
**Because they lacked a corporate will?
**When Trash Talk tried to make the scene,
**With doubts of anecdotal spleen,
**You sent your troops in haste,
**To harry, cut and paste.
**We only tried to share the revelation,
**That causation's not from correlation,
**But you felt sure it was damnation,
**When A-S-B-I cried.
**We started thinking,
**Bye bye nasty A-S-B-I,
**Drove my logic to the limit,
**But it started to fry,
**Those good old girls were drinking venom and spite,
**Saying "Everything you say is a lie,
**Everything you say is a lie."
**There we were all in one place,
**Bad juxtaposition losing face,
**With not a chance to start again.
**When Harvard tried to make some sense,
**Of chemicals, they seemed so dense,
**Was it silica or silicone.
**And when she started typing BOLD, I knew the thread was getting old,
**But there seemed to be no out,
**To escape that loony's SHOUT.
**And when she wrote to someone else's boss,
**And tried to tell him of his "loss",
**I just knew that we would have to toss,
**The A-S-B-I ride.
**We started saying,
**Bye bye nasty A-S-B-I,
**Drove my logic to the limit,
**But it started to fry,
**Those good old girls were drinking venom and spite,
**Saying "Everything you say is a lie,
**Everything you say is a lie."
**I met a girl who sang the blues,
**And I asked her all about her views,
**But she just sent me straight to hell.
**So I went out on the Internet,
**And showed the science I could get,
**But she lamented of her toxic gel.
**And in the forum altruists dreamed,
**While Lilith ranted, raged and screamed,
**Nothing seemed to sink in,
**It seemed to be a no-win.
**So Bill and those who kept their head,
**Decided then to cut the thread,
**And talked of other things instead,
**When A-S-B-I died.
**They were singing...
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