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Eliot Coweye

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Nov 21, 2005, 5:42:52 AM11/21/05
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My granddaddy was living near Roswell in 1947 and now he died and I
found some parts of the Roswell UFO in his old barn, some odd alien
device.

How can I weld these UFO parts, it's a unknown alien material ???

I want to repair the alien device and sell it for big $$$ !!! If you
help me and it works, I will pay anyone who helped me $1 Million !

cl

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Nov 21, 2005, 8:11:03 AM11/21/05
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Give it to igoramus, he seems to enjoy those sort of tasks.

John Husvar

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Nov 21, 2005, 9:03:33 AM11/21/05
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In article <4381C815...@midsouth.rr.com>,
cl <cl...@midsouth.rr.com> wrote:

Yeah, but I hear unobtainium rod was discontinued by all the major
manufacturers and what little remains is hard to find and very expensive.

Igor could probably find some, though, the way he likes to reinvent the
wheel.
<BSEG>

rigger

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Nov 21, 2005, 10:34:52 AM11/21/05
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cl wrote:
>Eliot Coweye wrote:

> My granddaddy was living near Roswell in 1947 and now he died and I
> found some parts of the Roswell UFO in his old barn, some odd alien
> device.


> How can I weld these UFO parts, it's a unknown alien material ???


> I want to repair the alien device and sell it for big $$$ !!! If you
> help me and it works, I will pay anyone who helped me $1 Million !

You wouldn't happen be located in Nigeria, would you?

dennis
in nca

dirty...@charter.net

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Nov 21, 2005, 11:52:28 AM11/21/05
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can you put pics of them on the net ?
to give an iea of what you have ?
that would pretty awsome !
or even sketch them !
i know some air force people...

dirty...@charter.net

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Nov 21, 2005, 12:06:19 PM11/21/05
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or ...Eliot ...
how about a museum ?

meanwhile -- get an instamatic & sell the pics !
sell them at the museum too !
prohibit cameras & sketching there - so people could only have a visual
reference with a pic you sell them -- $4 or 5...
then - someone with funding & actual know-how comes along - or you get
a phone call (or several phone calls & they tend to be on the freaky
side)
& BLAM !
overnight success !
or - the the flipside :
"big brother" invades your property & siezes them ~
get those parts into a bank vault man !

Gunner Asch

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Nov 21, 2005, 1:05:53 PM11/21/05
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On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 14:03:33 GMT, John Husvar <jhu...@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:

>In article <4381C815...@midsouth.rr.com>,
> cl <cl...@midsouth.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> Eliot Coweye wrote:
>> >
>> > My granddaddy was living near Roswell in 1947 and now he died and I
>> > found some parts of the Roswell UFO in his old barn, some odd alien
>> > device.
>> >
>> > How can I weld these UFO parts, it's a unknown alien material ???
>> >
>> > I want to repair the alien device and sell it for big $$$ !!! If you
>> > help me and it works, I will pay anyone who helped me $1 Million !
>>
>>
>> Give it to igoramus, he seems to enjoy those sort of tasks.
>
>Yeah, but I hear unobtainium rod was discontinued by all the major
>manufacturers and what little remains is hard to find and very expensive.

The big issue is the dilithium flux.....


>
>Igor could probably find some, though, the way he likes to reinvent the
>wheel.
><BSEG>


Gunner

"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire.
Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us)
off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give
them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the shit out of you
for torturing the cat." Gunner

RAM^3

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Nov 21, 2005, 2:10:10 PM11/21/05
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"Gunner Asch" <gun...@lightspeed.net> wrote in message
news:8334o1dkum0ovi427...@4ax.com...

> On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 14:03:33 GMT, John Husvar <jhu...@sbcglobal.net>
> wrote:
>
>>In article <4381C815...@midsouth.rr.com>,
>> cl <cl...@midsouth.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Eliot Coweye wrote:
>>> >
>>> > My granddaddy was living near Roswell in 1947 and now he died and I
>>> > found some parts of the Roswell UFO in his old barn, some odd alien
>>> > device.
>>> >
>>> > How can I weld these UFO parts, it's a unknown alien material ???
>>> >
>>> > I want to repair the alien device and sell it for big $$$ !!! If you
>>> > help me and it works, I will pay anyone who helped me $1 Million !
>>>
>>>
>>> Give it to igoramus, he seems to enjoy those sort of tasks.
>>
>>Yeah, but I hear unobtainium rod was discontinued by all the major
>>manufacturers and what little remains is hard to find and very expensive.
>
> The big issue is the dilithium flux.....

Are you sure that it's a dilithium flux and not an Aeon Flux? <G>

Larry Fishel

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Nov 21, 2005, 2:42:51 PM11/21/05
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> I want to repair the alien device and sell it for big $$$ !!! If you
> help me and it works, I will pay anyone who helped me $1 Million

Dude! Don't do it! Alien Space Craft are like coins or firearms, any
repairs, no matter how well done only ruin their collector value. Any
serious ASC collector would pay far more for the box of parts than for
the finished craft. Better yet, sell off the parts individually. In the
short term you will get less than for selling the lot, but if you keep
one critical piece and are patient enough to wait untill one collector
has tracked down all the other pieces you sold, you can pretty much
name your price for the last component (assuming you don't disappear
first).

Have you checked the box for leftover poetry?

Leo Lichtman

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Nov 21, 2005, 6:53:50 PM11/21/05
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Definitely don't clean or repair any of the stuff. The patina adds greatly
to the value. If the box has an original label and is in decent condition,
it may be worth more than the contents. This advice ought to be worth at
least $1,000,000.


John Husvar

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Nov 22, 2005, 8:38:11 AM11/22/05
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In article <d9baf$43821bc7$445930cb$26...@WCNET.NET>,
"RAM^3" <S31924...@netscape.net> wrote:

> "Gunner Asch" <gun...@lightspeed.net> wrote in message
> news:8334o1dkum0ovi427...@4ax.com...
> > On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 14:03:33 GMT, John Husvar <jhu...@sbcglobal.net>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>In article <4381C815...@midsouth.rr.com>,
> >> cl <cl...@midsouth.rr.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Eliot Coweye wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> > My granddaddy was living near Roswell in 1947 and now he died and I
> >>> > found some parts of the Roswell UFO in his old barn, some odd alien
> >>> > device.
> >>> >
> >>> > How can I weld these UFO parts, it's a unknown alien material ???
> >>> >
> >>> > I want to repair the alien device and sell it for big $$$ !!! If you
> >>> > help me and it works, I will pay anyone who helped me $1 Million !
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Give it to igoramus, he seems to enjoy those sort of tasks.
> >>
> >>Yeah, but I hear unobtainium rod was discontinued by all the major
> >>manufacturers and what little remains is hard to find and very expensive.
> >
> > The big issue is the dilithium flux.....
>
> Are you sure that it's a dilithium flux and not an Aeon Flux? <G>
>

BTW: I'm trying to find a good neutron flux for welding neutronium.

Joe Brophy

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Nov 23, 2005, 1:07:12 AM11/23/05
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I read somewhere that a large fluxgate capacitor can be substituted for the dilithium, or
even transparent aluminum. You have to make sure it has a snubber installed for safety
though. Make sure that one of your worst enemies is tricked into turning it on the first
time don't want them to feel left out.

RAM^3

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Nov 24, 2005, 1:44:35 AM11/24/05
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"Joe Brophy" <pcf...@spiretech.com> wrote in message
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I read somewhere that a large fluxgate capacitor can be substituted for the
dilithium, or
even transparent aluminum. You have to make sure it has a snubber installed
for safety
though. Make sure that one of your worst enemies is tricked into turning it
on the first
time don't want them to feel left out.

Dang!

Are you telling me that, doing it your way, I'd have to go out and make an
enemy?

Shucks!

I just got rid of my last one and, now, you're telling me go go get another.
<G>


ktm

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Dec 5, 2005, 1:38:01 AM12/5/05
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cl wrote:


Dont for get the carbontetrachloride for the food processing
units.......Danger Wil Roninson
Danger, Danger.........You bubble headed boobie!

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