Hubert Hump Free
CEO Forever Smiles Inc.
Sorry, pal, you're not even up to Jack Handey level. Keep trying, though.
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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:
To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.