OT: Celebs die in threes
Paul Hovnanian P.E.
his wife meets the plane from Argentina.
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Jim Thompson
<pa...@hovnanian.com> wrote:
>Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Governor Mark Sanford, as soon as
>his wife meets the plane from Argentina.
Did you miss Ed McMahon?
...Jim Thompson
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Gourmet Puzzles:
What part of the fish are the "sticks"?
Likewise where are the chicken "fingers" located?
StickThatInYourPipeAndSmokeIt
<pa...@hovnanian.com> wrote:
>Farrah Fawcett,
WAS a celeb. Ended as an afflicted has been.
> Michael Jackson
WAS a celeb. Arguably became "infamous" as opposed to "famous". Likely
died due to his borderline anorexia, and the depression from his
lackluster reception in Europe.
> and Governor Mark Sanford,
Governors are not celebrities. None of us are celebrating anything any
of them ever did.
> as soon as
>his wife meets the plane from Argentina.
She was not there, and he is already back. Doh!
Paul Hovnanian P.E.
>
> On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:18:24 -0800, "Paul Hovnanian P.E."
> <pa...@hovnanian.com> wrote:
>
> >Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Governor Mark Sanford, as soon as
> >his wife meets the plane from Argentina.
>
> Did you miss Ed McMahon?
[Sigh] That doesn't make as good a joke.
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Jim Yanik
news:nv38455s9sktths8b...@4ax.com:
> On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:18:24 -0800, "Paul Hovnanian P.E."
><pa...@hovnanian.com> wrote:
>
>>Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Governor Mark Sanford, as soon as
>>his wife meets the plane from Argentina.
>
> Did you miss Ed McMahon?
>
> ...Jim Thompson
My first thought about MJ;
hopefully,it's not too late to get MJ's kids into a normal life.
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jyanik
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Archimedes' Lever
He wasn't raising them anyway.
Jim Thompson
<pa...@hovnanian.com> wrote:
>Jim Thompson wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:18:24 -0800, "Paul Hovnanian P.E."
>> <pa...@hovnanian.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Governor Mark Sanford, as soon as
>> >his wife meets the plane from Argentina.
>>
>> Did you miss Ed McMahon?
>
>[Sigh] That doesn't make as good a joke.
>
I know. Sorry :-(
D from BC
<pa...@hovnanian.com> wrote:
>Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Governor Mark Sanford, as soon as
>his wife meets the plane from Argentina.
If Michael Jackson's body is preserved, it'll be easy cause
Michael Jackson often looked embalmed.
D from BC
myrealaddress(at)comic(dot)com
BC, Canada
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SomeKindOfWonderful
wrote:
>On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:18:24 -0800, "Paul Hovnanian P.E."
><pa...@hovnanian.com> wrote:
>
>>Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Governor Mark Sanford, as soon as
>>his wife meets the plane from Argentina.
>
>
>If Michael Jackson's body is preserved, it'll be easy cause
>Michael Jackson often looked embalmed.
Doesn't matter what he looked like. The bugs were eating his carcass
before he even hit the floor.
bud--
Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays throws one
in for free.
Richard Cranium
wrote:
>(paraphrased from alt.magic.secrets)
>
>Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays throws one
>in for free.
Don't forget Gale Storm.
AZ Nomad
>On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:18:24 -0800, "Paul Hovnanian P.E."
><pa...@hovnanian.com> wrote:
>>Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Governor Mark Sanford, as soon as
>>his wife meets the plane from Argentina.
>Did you miss Ed McMahon?
And Billy Mays?
PeterD
wrote:
>(paraphrased from alt.magic.secrets)
>
>Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays throws one
>in for free.
Celebrities tend to dies in threes. Two sets of three recently:
Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson
then...
Billy Mays
Gale Storm
Fred Travalena
amdx
"PeterD" <pet...@hipson.net> wrote in message
news:1l1l45t9k01vt5sk3...@4ax.com...
The South pole physician Dr. Jerri Nielsen FitzGerald who self diagnosed
herself
with breast cancer also died. 6-25-09
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-jerri-nielsen-fitzgerald2-2009jun25,0,1199342.story
TheQuickBrownFox
No. He did a header into the pool, and hit the bottom.
Kai
First one I've seen that actually got it right.
Chieftain of the Carpet Crawlers
> The South pole physician
CELEBS die in threes. All others are "incidental".
Medical community celebrity is not celebrity.
Rich Grise
> On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:19:18 -0500, bud-- <remove....@isp.com>
>>
>>Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays throws one
>>in for free.
>
> Celebrities tend to dies in threes. Two sets of three recently:
>
> Ed McMahon
> Farrah Fawcett
> Michael Jackson
>
> then...
>
> Billy Mays
> Gale Storm
> Fred Travalena
Karl Malden,...
Thanks,
Rich
krw
wrote:
>On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:41:58 -0400, PeterD wrote:
>> On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:19:18 -0500, bud-- <remove....@isp.com>
>>>(paraphrased from alt.magic.secrets)
>>>
>>>Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays throws one
>>>in for free.
>>
>> Celebrities tend to dies in threes. Two sets of three recently:
>>
>> Ed McMahon
>> Farrah Fawcett
>> Michael Jackson
>>
>> then...
>>
>> Billy Mays
>> Gale Storm
>> Fred Travalena
>
>Karl Malden,...
Steve McNair
Michael A. Terrell
Some day you may get to add dimbulb to the list for being infamous.
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You can't have a sense of humor, if you have no sense!
krw
Brain death has already occurred. All they're waiting for is
DimBulb's mouth to get the message.
Michael A. Terrell
That could take a decade or more, as slow as that boy is.
DarkSucker
Not a celebrity.
More like a total retard akin to you, because he went out on his wife
and committed adultery, and the dope had four kids.
DarkSucker
>On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:41:58 -0400, PeterD wrote:
>> On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:19:18 -0500, bud-- <remove....@isp.com>
>>>(paraphrased from alt.magic.secrets)
>>>
>>>Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays throws one
>>>in for free.
>>
>> Celebrities tend to dies in threes. Two sets of three recently:
>>
>> Ed McMahon
>> Farrah Fawcett
>> Michael Jackson
>>
>> then...
>>
>> Billy Mays
>> Gale Storm
>> Fred Travalena
>
>Karl Malden,...
>
Steve McNair. Oh... that's right... he wasn't a celeb, he was a
retired jock. Well, she made him retire again.
Richard Cranium
<DarkS...@thebigbarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:
<<<<<Snip>>>>>
>>Steve McNair
>
>
> Not a celebrity.
>
> More like a total retard akin to you, because he went out on his wife
>and committed adultery, and the dope had four kids.
He may well have had more than four kids - and YOU could very well be
one of them asshole. Tell me, can you move your morbidly obese body
and breakdance? Do you prefer fried chicken over lobster? Do you
prefer fried chicken over beef? Do you prefer fried chicken over
lamb? Do you prefer fried chicken over pork? Do you prefer fried
chicken over pussy - wait a minute - of course you do - you're
celibate! I won't even ask about watermelon. You're also a scumbag.
Too bad McNair (who contributed positively to society as a sports
celebrity) is dead and you (who has never done anything positive while
awake) are still alive.
Orville
<DarkSuc...@thebigbarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:
> On Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:51:38 GMT, Rich Grise <richgr...@example.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:41:58 -0400, PeterD wrote:
> >>>(paraphrased from alt.magic.secrets)
>
> >>>Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays throws one
> >>>in for free.
>
> >> Celebrities tend to dies in threes. Two sets of three recently:
>
> >> Ed McMahon
> >> Farrah Fawcett
> >> Michael Jackson
>
> >> then...
>
> >> Billy Mays
> >> Gale Storm
> >> Fred Travalena
>
> >Karl Malden,...
>
> Steve McNair. Oh... that's right... he wasn't a celeb, he was a
>
> - Show quoted text -
I find it fascinating that you are constantly berating individuals who
exhibit any degree of athleticism (“jocks” as you call them). Surely
this has as it’s root cause your own secondary school environment
where the “jocks” always got the girls whilst you sat in class, barely
able to fit in normal size seating, your ass-flab overflowing the seat
edges, making soft popping noises by squeezing the zits on your face.
Every time you saw a girl, you saw her laughing at your expansive
fatness. Needless to say, your resulting depression led you to do the
one thing you did well – eat. You likely retreated inward and
embarked upon tasks that you could do alone – a necessity because no
one would befriend you. It’s probable that your homosexual tendencies
began to surface at this time as well. You are a sad, sad example of
what can happen when the requisite intervention is not done or is done
poorly.
DarkSucker
'jocks' got retarded blow job cheerleader whores. That's about it.
> whilst you sat in class, barely
>able to fit in normal size seating,
You know abso-fucking-lutely NOTHING about anything 'normal'.
> your ass-flab overflowing the seat
>edges,
Are you able to barefoot water ski? Do you know anyone that is fat
that can? ergo, I am not fat, you retarded twit.
> making soft popping noises by squeezing the zits on your face.
Sounds like yet another Usenet retard making projection of his life
onto others. Sad... very sad. Grow up, little zit boy.
>Every time you saw a girl, you saw her laughing at your expansive
>fatness.
Especially when it was about to enter her face. Bwuahahahahah!
>Needless to say, your resulting depression led you to do the
>one thing you did well � eat.
My metabolism is so high that I could eat a horse and not gain a pound,
you retarded piece of shit.
> You likely retreated inward and
>embarked upon tasks that you could do alone
So what is it, retard boy? Do you KNOW anything about me, or are all of
your stupid remarks over in the "likely" realm? Or... is it really that
you do not know a goddamned thing about me, and cannot handle being put
in your little retard place. Right where you belong in your little
retard world, retard boy.
> � a necessity because no
>one would befriend you.
What is with the retarded punctuation, you retarded fuck? This is
Usenet. It is a TEXT ONLY forum. Your pathetic news client is as
retarded as you are. Actually, it is more likely (factually so) that
your stupid little retard brain set it up that way. You are yet another
Usenet total retard.
> It�s probable that your homosexual tendencies
What 'homosexual tendencies', you fucking retard?
>began to surface at this time as well.
Surface? You are the only one here that is stalking posters.
> You are a sad, sad example of
>what can happen when the requisite intervention is not done or is done
>poorly.
You are a sad, sad example of a retard whose mother should be jailed as
a felon for the heinous crime of not flushing the retarded piece of shit
that you are, the moment she shat you out of the ass of the piece of shit
retard that she is.
Richard Cranium
<DarkS...@thebigbarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:
<<<<<Snip>>>>>
C'mon now Archie. I have warned you repeatedly about the danger of
becoming overly angry. It is very dangerous, especially for African
Americans. I don't want to read one day that a fat fucking slop
exploded at the San Diego Zoo taking lions, tigers, and bears (oh my)
with him.