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خادم الدعوة

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Dec 1, 2009, 5:59:23 AM12/1/09
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I believe that my topic is useful and I would like to share my
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THANK YOU.

WHO IS MUHAMMAD?
Muhammad was born in Makkah in the year 570, at a time when
Christianity was not yet fully established in Europe. Since his father
died before his birth, and his mother shortly afterwards, he was
raised by his uncle from the respected tribe of Quraysh. As he grew
up, he became known for his truthfulness, generosity and sincerity and
was sought after for his ability to arbitrate in disputes. The
historians describe him as calm and contemplative. Muhammad was of a
deeply religious nature, and had long detested the decadence of his
society. It became his habit to contemplate from time to time in the
Cave of Hira near the summit of Jaba al-Nur, the ‘Mountain of Light’
near Makkah.

HOW DID HE BECOME A PROPHET AND A MESSENGER OF GOD?
At the age of 40, while engaged in a meditative retreat,
Muhammad,peace be upon him, received his first revelation from God
through the Angel Gabriel. This revelation, which continued for 23
years, is known as the Quran. As soon as he began to recite the words
he heard from Gabriel, and to preach the truth which God had revealed
to him, he and his small group of followers suffered bitter
persecution which grew so fierce that in the year 622 God gave them
the command to emigrate. This event, the Hijra, ‘migration’, in which
they left Makkah for the city of Madinah some 260 miles to the north,
marks the beginning of the Muslim calendar.
After several years, the Prophet and his followers were able to return
to Makkah, where they forgave their enemies and established Islam
definitively. Before the Prophet died at the age of 63, the greater
part of Arabia was Muslim, and within a century of his death Islam had
spread to Spain in the West and as far East as China.

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On Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:59:23 -0800, خادم الدعوة wrote:

> I believe that my topic is useful and I would like to share my thoughts.
> THANK YOU.
>
> WHO IS MUHAMMAD?

(drivel snipped)

He's the dude who's sitting up in heaven RIGHT NOW with his face in his
hands saying "no, no, no, that's _not_ what I said you idiots!".

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What does the Koran say about off-topic posts?

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Rich Grise

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On Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:16:59 -0800, Paul Hovnanian P.E. wrote:

> What does the Koran say about off-topic posts?

Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.

;-)
Rich


D from BC

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Dec 1, 2009, 8:45:53 PM12/1/09
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If all people on earth were brain wiped, reading Muhammad would be
extremely low priority.
Same goes for relearning God, Jesus,Santa Clause,the Stork,the tooth
fairy and ghosts.

RogerN

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"???? ??????" <imanw...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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/I believe that my topic is useful and I would like to share my
/thoughts.
/THANK YOU.
/
/<snip>
/
/For more information about Islam
/<snip>

http://blogs.tampabay.com/photo/2009/11/terrorism-thats-personal.html

John Larkin

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Dec 1, 2009, 10:45:55 PM12/1/09
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On Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:16:59 -0800, "Paul Hovnanian P.E."
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>What does the Koran say about off-topic posts?

I've just started reading this:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/The-Templars-and-the-Assassins/James-Wasserman/e/9780892818594/?itm=1&usri=templar+assassin

Pretty interesting so far.

John

pawihte

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Dec 2, 2009, 4:00:25 AM12/2/09
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???? ?????? wrote:
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> WHO IS MUHAMMAD?

Dunno.Was he that boxer guy?


PeterD

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On Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:16:59 -0800, "Paul Hovnanian P.E."
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>What does the Koran say about off-topic posts?

Doesn't is say that you get turned into a virgin?

invalid

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"PeterD" <pet...@hipson.net> wrote in message
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Which raises the point as to how those 72 virgins in heaven feel
about being allocated as shagging-fodder?


John Larkin

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On Wed, 2 Dec 2009 16:21:16 -0000, "invalid" <inv...@invalid.invalid>
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There are only 72, shared by hundreds of thousands of martyrs.

John

JeffM

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John Larkin wrote:
>invalid wrote:
>>"PeterD wrote

>>>Paul Hovnanian P.E. wrote:
>>>>What does the Koran say about off-topic posts?
>>>Doesn't is say that you get turned into a virgin?
>>>
>>Which raises the point as to how those 72 virgins in heaven feel
>>about being allocated as shagging-fodder?
>>
>There are only 72, shared by hundreds of thousands of martyrs.

...and no one mentions the gender of those virgins.
(They're all guys.)

PeterD

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On Wed, 2 Dec 2009 16:21:16 -0000, "invalid" <inv...@invalid.invalid>
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>"PeterD" <pet...@hipson.net> wrote in message

1. It appears they are recycling the virgins.
2. No one says anythign about virgin gender.
3. No one says that there is a shortage of virgin sheep anyway.
4. If there is a virgin sheep problem, then I'm sure virgin camels are
available.

PeterD

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That's right, virgin by decree, not fact.

Rich Grise

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On Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:04:49 -0800, John Larkin wrote:
> On Wed, 2 Dec 2009 16:21:16 -0000, "invalid" <inv...@invalid.invalid>
>>"PeterD" <pet...@hipson.net> wrote in message
>>> On Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:16:59 -0800, "Paul Hovnanian P.E."

>>>>What does the Koran say about off-topic posts?


>>> Doesn't is say that you get turned into a virgin?
>>
>>Which raises the point as to how those 72 virgins in heaven feel about
>>being allocated as shagging-fodder?
>>
>>
> There are only 72, shared by hundreds of thousands of martyrs.
>

How are they still virgins? Is it like the Xtian heaven, where the women
have no hole?

Thanks,
Rich

IanM

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Dec 2, 2009, 1:46:01 PM12/2/09
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Dont forget the rest of it:-
5. Owing to the current shortage of camels, which have mostly been
thrown out of Paradise for displaying their evil temper, the managment
have arranged a bulk order of virgin porcupines for your comfort and
convenience.
6. Virgin pigs are still in plentiful supply . . .

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invalid

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Dec 2, 2009, 1:57:41 PM12/2/09
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"PeterD" <pet...@hipson.net> wrote in message
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> 4. If there is a virgin sheep problem, then I'm sure virgin camels are
> available.

Q. Why is the camel called the ship-of-the-desert?
A. Because it's full of Arab seamen!


Rich Grise

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Dec 2, 2009, 3:35:36 PM12/2/09
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On Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:21:57 -0500, PeterD wrote:

> 4. If there is a virgin sheep problem, then I'm sure virgin
> camels are available.

Most of the guys just ride her downtown to the whorehouse. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich

Spehro Pefhany

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Dec 2, 2009, 4:08:42 PM12/2/09
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Where are all those heavenly harps made? Some kind of heavenly
Dickensian metalworking sweatshop?

I remember a (hopefully apocryphal) story of a Westerner asking a
Japanese person when the dead were going to rise from their graves to
enjoy the rice and oranges that were left there. The answer was that
it would be the same time the Westerner's deceased loved ones rose to
smell their flowers.


Baron

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Dec 2, 2009, 5:15:26 PM12/2/09
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Good one !

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krw

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On Wed, 2 Dec 2009 16:21:16 -0000, "invalid" <inv...@invalid.invalid>
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>"PeterD" <pet...@hipson.net> wrote in message

Are you questioning Allah?

krw

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On Wed, 2 Dec 2009 14:30:25 +0530, "pawihte" <paw...@invalid.com>
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>???? ?????? wrote:
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>> WHO IS MUHAMMAD?
>
>Dunno.Was he that boxer guy?

Barbara's husband? Poor bastard. No wonder he's looking for 72
virgins in his next life.

PeterD

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Don't know... How does one question a mythical being?

krw

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Dec 2, 2009, 6:56:39 PM12/2/09
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Wow, you like to live on the wild side, Salmon.

Nik Rim

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"Rich Grise" <rich...@example.net> wrote in message
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WTF? How do they talk?


D from BC

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Dec 3, 2009, 2:13:52 AM12/3/09
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_(letter)
It's the funny Greek u meaning micro.

Muhammad = uhammad

hammad is unit of how many hams are mad..

1 uhammad = 1E-6 hammads
The hammad is a preferred unit.

For example 106 hammads were studied.
http://www.kyrieology.com/drupal/wwje/madcow
'Some pigs in the United States may be infected with a porcine form of
mad cow disease, according to an alarming study by U.S. Department of
Agriculture (USDA) scientists that has recently come to light.'

If one affected hammad were cut into 1 million pieces then each piece
is a Muhammad or uhammad or microhammad.

I'm guessing a Muhammad is less than the size of slice of bacon.

invalid

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Yesah. Iah amah questioningah allah andah sundryah


invalid

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"Tim Wescott" <t...@seemywebsite.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:59:23 -0800, ???? ?????? wrote:
>> I believe that my topic is useful and I would like to share my thoughts.
>> THANK YOU.
>> WHO IS MUHAMMAD?
> (drivel snipped)
> He's the dude who's sitting up in heaven RIGHT NOW with his face in his
> hands saying "no, no, no, that's _not_ what I said you idiots!".

Don't become Muslimised, because you'd be a right Shi'ite at it.


PeterD

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The wild side is posting a troll for a pedophile... <g>

invalid

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"PeterD" <pet...@hipson.net> wrote in message
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Taking the 13-year-old Ayesha as another wife?


Robert Latest

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Dec 3, 2009, 2:45:09 PM12/3/09
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Interestingly, the word "virgin" doesn't appear once in the entire
Koran, at least not in the English translation I found somewhere on the
'Net.

robert

Rich Grise

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Dec 3, 2009, 3:13:21 PM12/3/09
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How about "maiden" or "spinster?"

Thanks,
Rich

krw

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Dec 3, 2009, 7:00:14 PM12/3/09
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Sure, because you'll get to be Holly's bottom bunkie.

Robert Latest

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Negative. There might have females mentioned, but in no context that
would allow them to be interpreted as some kind of trophy.

robert

Rich Grise

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Dec 4, 2009, 5:25:11 PM12/4/09
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I wonder, then, where did that "72 virgins" legend come from?

Thanks,
Rich

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Dec 4, 2009, 11:27:02 PM12/4/09
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Since you asked:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri#Reward_in_Paradise

In a collection by Imam at-Tirmidhi in his "Sunan" (Volume IV,
Chapters on "The Features of Heaven as described by the Messenger of
Allah", chapter 21: "About the Smallest Reward for the People of
Heaven", hadith 2687) and also quoted by Ibn Kathir in his Tafsir
(Qur'anic Commentary) of Surah Qur'an 55:72, it is stated that:

"It was mentioned by Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim, that Abu al-Haytham
'Adullah Ibn Wahb narrated from Abu Sa'id al-Khudhri, who heard the
Prophet Muhammad saying, 'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven
is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two
houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and
ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a."

Houri are described as "...humans and jinn who enter paradise after
being recreated anew in the hereafter", "restraining their glances
(chaste)", "wide and beautiful/lovely eyes","like pearls", "virgins",
"companions of equal age", "splendid..." "they wont fade away by time,
and ...they accompany their performers", "non-menstruating/urinating/
defecating and childfree or being able to have a short pregnancy
lasting an hour", "with bodies not affected by pregnancy or breast-
feeding", "60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall", "7 cubits [3.2 meters] in
width", "transparent to the marrow of their bones", "eternally young",
"hairless except the eye brows and the head"

Sounds scary as hell to me.

OTOH:

"Margaret Nydell states that mainstream Muslims regard this belief
about 72 virgins in the same way that mainstream Christians regard the
belief that after death they will be issued with wings and a harp, and
walk on clouds."


Mark L. Fergerson

Spehro Pefhany

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Sounds like the "Visible Woman" model kit I had as a kid. Pregnancy
was even less than one hour-- a snap-in/snap-out affair, though as not
to offend the sensibilities of the day, the pregnancy parts (belly,
fetus etc, and including the squished versions of her internal organs)
were segregated into a separate box inside the main box, so that
squeamish parents could remove it prior to giving it to the
youngsters.

Generally, I prefered the Visible Dog and (especially) the Visible V8
with moving parts. ;-)

>OTOH:
>
> "Margaret Nydell states that mainstream Muslims regard this belief
>about 72 virgins in the same way that mainstream Christians regard the
>belief that after death they will be issued with wings and a harp, and
>walk on clouds."
>
>
> Mark L. Fergerson


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Paul Hovnanian P.E.

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Dec 7, 2009, 3:11:32 PM12/7/09
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Robert Latest wrote:

They said 'virgin'. Gender was not specified.

Its entirely possible that they'll all have to take turns being each others
virgins.

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