> On Mon, 19 Nov 2012 09:27:11 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell"
> <
mike.t...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>> The fat assed libtard model will be the Nine Volt. ;)
>
> Nope. It will be called the Revolt(tm). It will be sold only in a
> far left of center driver seating arrangement. When the battery gauge
> reads "E" for "Entitlement", it's time to petition the government for
> a stimulus recharge. The Revolt(tm) offers a choice of blood red,
> ecologically correct green, and hip neo-hippy paisley color schemes.
> Also standard is a graffiti resistant paint finish to assist in
> applying and removing political bumper stickers as the political
> fashions change. The built in GPS navigation map display
> automatically converts all turns to the right into three left turns.
> The Revolt(tm) does not include a heater as passive solar through the
> sun roof and global warming are expected to supply the necessary
> heating. Optional luxury features include a "Powered by Starbucks"
> latte dispenser, wireless "Liberal News" feed, and poverty distressed
> blue jeans upholstery. Also optional is a subliminal background audio
> system reciting "You are cool", "You bought the right car", "Don't
> worry about the money", "Everything will be fine", and other positive
> thinking slogans. The Revolt(tm) is expected to sell well in areas
> dominated by government subsidies, handouts, programs, entitlements,
> grants, and programs aimed at making the Revolt(tm) affordable to
> those that believe that the ultimate driving experience is one that is
> paid for by someone else.
>