New Volt Model

Jim Thompson

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Nov 17, 2012, 11:36:29 AM11/17/12

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There's a new Volt model coming out... it's going to be called the
"Twinkie" >:-}

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I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

P E Schoen

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Nov 18, 2012, 11:34:29 PM11/18/12

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"Jim Thompson" wrote in message
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> There's a new Volt model coming out... it's going to be called the
> "Twinkie" >:-}

Twinkey? Two identical keys?

Paul

P E Schoen

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Nov 18, 2012, 11:34:29 PM11/18/12

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"Jim Thompson" wrote in message
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> There's a new Volt model coming out... it's going to be called the
> "Twinkie" >:-}

Bill Sloman

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Nov 19, 2012, 3:43:53 AM11/19/12

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To be followed by the Forky, with layback seats for the larger family.

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Michael A. Terrell

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Nov 19, 2012, 9:25:44 AM11/19/12

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Twin idiotic posts?

Michael A. Terrell

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Nov 19, 2012, 9:27:11 AM11/19/12

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Jim Thompson wrote:
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> There's a new Volt model coming out... it's going to be called the
> "Twinkie" >:-}

The scaled downn model for skinny teenager will be the Half Volt!

The fat assed libtard model will be the Nine Volt. ;)

Jim Thompson

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Nov 19, 2012, 10:50:17 AM11/19/12

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Won't the half volt version actually be named Half Fast ?:-)

Michael A. Terrell

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Nov 19, 2012, 11:03:17 AM11/19/12

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Jim Thompson wrote:
>
> On Mon, 19 Nov 2012 09:27:11 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell"
> <mike.t...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >Jim Thompson wrote:
> >>
> >> There's a new Volt model coming out... it's going to be called the
> >> "Twinkie" >:-}
> >
> >
> > The scaled downn model for skinny teenager will be the Half Volt!
> >
> > The fat assed libtard model will be the Nine Volt. ;)
>
> Won't the half volt version actually be named Half Fast ?:-)

No, that's what you call the owners. :)

Paul Hovnanian P.E.

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Nov 19, 2012, 8:44:04 PM11/19/12

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Jim Thompson wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2012 09:27:11 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell"
> <mike.t...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>Jim Thompson wrote:
>>>
>>> There's a new Volt model coming out... it's going to be called the
>>> "Twinkie" >:-}
>>
>>
>> The scaled downn model for skinny teenager will be the Half Volt!
>>
>> The fat assed libtard model will be the Nine Volt. ;)
>
> Won't the half volt version actually be named Half Fast ?:-)
>
> ...Jim Thompson

That's the current idea.

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Robert Baer

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Nov 19, 2012, 10:53:54 PM11/19/12

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Jim Thompson wrote:
> On Mon, 19 Nov 2012 09:27:11 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell"
> <mike.t...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>>
>> Jim Thompson wrote:
>>>
>>> There's a new Volt model coming out... it's going to be called the
>>> "Twinkie">:-}
>>
>>
>> The scaled downn model for skinny teenager will be the Half Volt!
>>
>> The fat assed libtard model will be the Nine Volt. ;)
>
> Won't the half volt version actually be named Half Fast ?:-)
>
> ...Jim Thompson

Electric cars are bullshit; they take more energy to make run.
If one is serious in saving oil or equivalents, then they should get
a bike.
If you want even more waste,use solar panels (for anything).

Jeff Liebermann

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Nov 20, 2012, 2:23:07 AM11/20/12

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On Mon, 19 Nov 2012 09:27:11 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell"
<mike.t...@earthlink.net> wrote:

> The fat assed libtard model will be the Nine Volt. ;)

Nope. It will be called the Revolt(tm). It will be sold only in a
far left of center driver seating arrangement. When the battery gauge
reads "E" for "Entitlement", it's time to petition the government for
a stimulus recharge. The Revolt(tm) offers a choice of blood red,
ecologically correct green, and hip neo-hippy paisley color schemes.
Also standard is a graffiti resistant paint finish to assist in
applying and removing political bumper stickers as the political
fashions change. The built in GPS navigation map display
automatically converts all turns to the right into three left turns.
The Revolt(tm) does not include a heater as passive solar through the
sun roof and global warming are expected to supply the necessary
heating. Optional luxury features include a "Powered by Starbucks"
latte dispenser, wireless "Liberal News" feed, and poverty distressed
blue jeans upholstery. Also optional is a subliminal background audio
system reciting "You are cool", "You bought the right car", "Don't
worry about the money", "Everything will be fine", and other positive
thinking slogans. The Revolt(tm) is expected to sell well in areas
dominated by government subsidies, handouts, programs, entitlements,
grants, and programs aimed at making the Revolt(tm) affordable to
those that believe that the ultimate driving experience is one that is
paid for by someone else.

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Baron

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Nov 20, 2012, 3:21:03 PM11/20/12

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Jeff Liebermann Inscribed thus:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2012 09:27:11 -0500, "Michael A. Terrell"
> <mike.t...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>> The fat assed libtard model will be the Nine Volt. ;)
>
> Nope. It will be called the Revolt(tm). It will be sold only in a
> far left of center driver seating arrangement. When the battery gauge
> reads "E" for "Entitlement", it's time to petition the government for
> a stimulus recharge. The Revolt(tm) offers a choice of blood red,
> ecologically correct green, and hip neo-hippy paisley color schemes.
> Also standard is a graffiti resistant paint finish to assist in
> applying and removing political bumper stickers as the political
> fashions change. The built in GPS navigation map display
> automatically converts all turns to the right into three left turns.
> The Revolt(tm) does not include a heater as passive solar through the
> sun roof and global warming are expected to supply the necessary
> heating. Optional luxury features include a "Powered by Starbucks"
> latte dispenser, wireless "Liberal News" feed, and poverty distressed
> blue jeans upholstery. Also optional is a subliminal background audio
> system reciting "You are cool", "You bought the right car", "Don't
> worry about the money", "Everything will be fine", and other positive
> thinking slogans. The Revolt(tm) is expected to sell well in areas
> dominated by government subsidies, handouts, programs, entitlements,
> grants, and programs aimed at making the Revolt(tm) affordable to
> those that believe that the ultimate driving experience is one that is
> paid for by someone else.
>

I thought that was the "Winvolt" !

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