Einstein sightings - Ghost field manifestions
hanson
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...during Ulm's urban renewal and redevelopment work, German
archeologists from the Uni of Munich found behind an alcove, in
Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20, an old sealed
perfume bottle, filled with formalin and labeled as "Von userem
liebsten Albertle, 14. März 1879" (From our dearest Baby Albert).
The small, grayish lump within the bottle was originally Einstein's
foreskin and was kept there on the wishes of his mother.
Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in the USA who
maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain has been preserved
in a jar. Einstein's pickled brain and his foreskin and will undergo
DNA analysis to see whether the two have something in common.
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Berkley, CA.
04-01-2004
Referring to the above item the respected Herald Clarion will report
in tomorrow's edition that researchers from the LaVey Institute for
Advanced Optics have made holographic records of more than 2 doz.
video/audio apparitions of Einstein's ghostly appearance in the locale
where his pickled brain and his foreskin do reside these days. The
two lead scientists, Rabbinical Professor Stickel Gruber and Professor
Dzhugashvili are in disagreement whether the phenomena occurred
due to optical Faraday effects of irreducible tensorials in R(3) of the
longitudinal ghost fields of free space electromagnetism or from gauge
fixing of the spinor fields that lead naturally to the emergence of the
complimentary gauge ghost fields. Leaving such trivial matters aside,
phenomenologically interesting is the fact that Dr. Einstein in his ghostly
encore apparently bitterly complained that his two residues were kept
in the same box. "Too close together". The dearly departed objected
in these ghost field records that he finds this intimate proximity of his
brain and foreskin to be unacceptably un-kosher, as it may lead to the
wrong impression and faulty conclusion that he once was a dick-head.
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ZZBunker
> API/UPI ........Ulm city news service......2003.... Excerpted from
> news:Cyaia.2469$ey1.2...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net
> ...during Ulm's urban renewal and redevelopment work, German
> archeologists from the Uni of Munich found behind an alcove, in
> Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20, an old sealed
> perfume bottle, filled with formalin and labeled as "Von userem
> liebsten Albertle, 14. März 1879" (From our dearest Baby Albert).
> The small, grayish lump within the bottle was originally Einstein's
> foreskin and was kept there on the wishes of his mother.
> Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in the USA who
> maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain has been preserved
> in a jar. Einstein's pickled brain and his foreskin and will undergo
> DNA analysis to see whether the two have something in common.
Yes they something in common. Eve and mitocondrial DNA.
It's a miracle of science, on par with Noam Chomsky
and neo-commie MIT.
PSmith9626
Hey, I saw Einstein last night playing dice with God.
He wasn't doing well, and he kept saying:
"Maybe, God is malicious, after all. He certainly seems to use loaded dice."
best
penny
Happy April 1.
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sup...@mistral.net
>"hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote in message news:<dutac.8514$Dv2....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>...
>> API/UPI ........Ulm city news service......2003.... Excerpted from
>> news:Cyaia.2469$ey1.2...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net
>> ...during Ulm's urban renewal and redevelopment work, German
>> archeologists from the Uni of Munich found behind an alcove, in
>> Einstein's house of birth on Bahnhofstrasse 20, an old sealed
>> perfume bottle, filled with formalin and labeled as "Von userem
>> liebsten Albertle, 14. März 1879" (From our dearest Baby Albert).
>> The small, grayish lump within the bottle was originally Einstein's
>> foreskin and was kept there on the wishes of his mother.
>> Einstein's penile residue was flown to McMaster in the USA who
>> maintains a "brain bank" where Einstein's brain has been preserved
>> in a jar. Einstein's pickled brain and his foreskin and will undergo
>> DNA analysis to see whether the two have something in common.
>
> Yes they something in common. Eve and mitocondrial DNA.
> It's a miracle of science, on par with Noam Chomsky
> and neo-commie MIT.
>
Is Chomsky still alive? What is he working on now?
George Cox
>
> ...
>
> Is Chomsky still alive? What is he working on now?
Let's hope so! http://web.mit.edu/linguistics/www/chomsky.home.html
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G.C.
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Robert J. Kolker
sup...@mistral.net wrote:
> Is Chomsky still alive? What is he working on now?
All things left of center and anti-American.
Bob Kolker
Prai Jei
<0es7a01tdlgpj6dri...@4ax.com> thusly:
> [snipped in toto]
Don't quite get the title. Surely any sighting of Einstein would have to be
due to a ghost field...
--
Paul Townsend
I put it down there, and when I went back to it, there it was GONE!
Interchange the alphabetic elements to reply
Brian Quincy Hutchings
unfortunately, all holodeck recordings of Albertl will have
to be accompanied by Stephenl and Isaacl, because
we want to conform to the Holy British Pantheon in the 24th cce
-- also known as the Age of A-quar-i-us --
according to Star Trek, the Movies. (is that
in the throwbacks to the Original (James Tiberius Shatner and
company) Cast?)
hm; what *is* the etymology of that name?
oh, well; some things are better left "out there,"
in the further reaches of the Yukon Territory!
Prai Jei <pvsto...@zyx-abc.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message news:<c80qhp$5s8$2...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>...
> sup...@mistral.net (or somebody else of the same name) wrote in message
> <0es7a01tdlgpj6dri...@4ax.com> thusly:
>
> > [snipped in toto]
>
> Don't quite get the title. Surely any sighting of Einstein would have to be
> due to a ghost field...
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