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hanson

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Jun 21, 2005, 6:29:09 PM6/21/05
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This note is posted periodically based on popular demand
for those who don't get what "... AHAHAHA... ahahahaha..."
means. Here's the answer to your desperate yearnings:

To all the wonderers and questioners who are fascinated by,
got angered, pissed and bent outa shape by the impact after
reading the mesmerizing enigma of "ahahaha... AHAHAHA"...
Relief is provided to ameliorated your inner torments:

--------------- In short -----------

The "....ahahaha.... AHAHAHA" is an enormously effective tool
to rile up fanatics in any field or discipline. Use it freely & copiously.
Whenever you see someone commenting about "ahaha... AHAHAHA"
you know right off the bat that you've got a real stupid fool & uptight
mooch on your hands worth having big time fun with.
... AHAHAHA... ahahaha......ahahahanson

-------------- start of the longie ---------------
Some recent posts concerning lamentations about were

Posted on Sun, 29 May 2005 16:54 in
Re: Time Travel Crackpot Brian Greene on the Art Bell Show:
news:nDsme.3342$MI4....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net
wherein it says: The "....ahahaha.... AHAHAHA" is an enormously
effective tool to rile up enviros and other fanatics no matter in which
field or discipline. "....ahahaha.... AHAHAHA" is available to anybody
**free of charge**. IOW, there are no permit charges and user fees
for it. So, use it freely and copiously....
Louis recognized it to be a very effective tool to get folks' attention and
crank their intellectual acuity & -span a notch or two up... ahahahaha...
Imbecies and especially the little green idiots are automatically weeded
out since they post at once elaborate thesis over the "meaning of ahaha"
ahahaha... ahahaha... AHAHAHAHA...

Posted on: Saturday, June 18, 2005 10:09 AM in
Re: Green Logic
news:5HMse.5533$hK3....@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net
wherein it says: The "....ahahaha.... AHAHAHA" .. Use it freely and
copiously, [this highly effective]..."AHAHAHAHA... ahahaha..." over/
about which thesis have been posted to explain its "inner meaning".
[So], whenever you see someone commenting about "ahaha...
AHAHAHA"... you know right off the bat that you got a real stupid &
uptight mooch on your hands worth having big time fun with.
... AHAHAHA... ahahaha......ahahahanson

-------------- end of the longie ---------------

Now go back up the beginning and read it again until you
know by heart what .... ahahaha... AHAHAHAHA... means.
When you have discovered its real inner meaning, you
will silently thank me and go... ahahaha... AHAHAHA....
ahahaha... ahahahanson


Uncle Al

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Jun 21, 2005, 7:28:24 PM6/21/05
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hanson wrote:
[snip]

... AHAHAHA... ahahahaha..."
> means. Here's the answer to your desperate yearnings:
[snip]
>"ahahaha... AHAHAHA"...
[snip]
The "....ahahaha.... AHAHAHA"
[snip]
"ahaha... AHAHAHA"
[snip]
> ... AHAHAHA... ahahaha......ahahahanson
[snip]
> The "....ahahaha.... AHAHAHA"
[snip]

"....ahahaha.... AHAHAHA" is available to anybody
[snip]

> "meaning of ahaha"
> ahahaha... ahahaha... AHAHAHAHA...
[snip]
> The "....ahahaha.... AHAHAHA" ..
[snip]
..."AHAHAHAHA... ahahaha..."
[snip]
> "ahaha...
> AHAHAHA"...
[snip]
> ... AHAHAHA... ahahaha......ahahahanson
[snip]
> .... ahahaha... AHAHAHAHA... means.
[snip]
> ... ahahaha... AHAHAHA....
> ahahaha... ahahahanson

Idiot.

--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz.pdf

hanson

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Jun 21, 2005, 7:37:47 PM6/21/05
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Aahahaha... it cranked you, big time Al, didn't it ... ahahahaha
Here study this: ---- it's time for you to read the
== FAQ: about ahahaha.... AHAHAHA...== as in
news:Vw0ue.7064$hK3....@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
wherein it says:
=== The "....ahahaha.... AHAHAHA" is an enormously effective tool

to rile up fanatics in any field or discipline. Use it freely & copiously.
Whenever you see someone commenting about "ahaha... AHAHAHA"
you know right off the bat that you've got a real stupid fool & uptight
mooch on your hands worth having big time fun with. === end ===

Al, listen: ahahahaha....... AHAHAHAHA.... ahahahaha...
ahahaha... ahahahanson

"Uncle Al" <Uncl...@hate.spam.net> wrote in message
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Athiest 4 Bush

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Jun 21, 2005, 10:17:03 PM6/21/05
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Uncle Al wrote:

Damn man.

Ahaha spews forth with his normal load short a
vital serotonin receptor and all you got is 'idiot?'

Damn.


--

When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?
When global warming comes, can I have your coat?

hanson

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Jun 21, 2005, 11:50:38 PM6/21/05
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"Athiest 4 Bush" aka A4B <ath...@for.bush> wrote in message
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[Al]
>> Idiot.
>>
>
[Athiest 4 Bush]

> Damn man.
>
> Ahaha spews forth with his normal load short a
> vital serotonin receptor and all you got is 'idiot?'
>
> Damn.
>
[hanson]
ahahahaha, well, why that "damn", dude? It is truly amazing
and astonishing that, Al, a self-anointed man who proclaims
to be gifted produces thousands of posts consisting of
the same and single word "idiot"..... ahahahaha... and you
expect Al to do the dirty, highly complex and complicated work
for your feeble attempt here?.... AHAHAHA... That doesn't
say much for the functioning and quality your vital serotonin
receptors ....... AHAHAHA... ahahahaha... ahahaha......
Apparently, you haven't read the FAQ for posters like you
who belabor directly or indirectly the mystic meaning of
"ahahaha... AHAHAHA..." It's time for you to read the

== FAQ: about ahahaha.... AHAHAHA...== as in
news:Vw0ue.7064$hK3....@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
wherein it says:
=== The "....ahahaha.... AHAHAHA" is an enormously effective tool

to rile up fanatics in any field or discipline. Use it freely & copiously.
Whenever you see someone commenting about "ahaha... AHAHAHA"
you know right off the bat that you've got a real stupid fool & uptight
mooch on your hands worth having big time fun with. === end ===

So, shall we have some fun on your account before you can
have any hope that....
>A4B: When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?
>A4B: When global warming comes, can I have your coat?
Why do you want to get your hands onto used stuff?
You sound like a class 3 enviro that never made it into the
lucrative class 1 or 2... ahahaha.... Are you that fucking poor?
Damn, what's wrong with you?
Damn, thanks for the laughs!
ahahaha.... ahahahanson

PS:
Modern, attributal definitions of enviro classifications:
(1) Green shit(s): ...are the ones who advocate, promote,
support, legalize, institute and extort the permit charges,
the user fees, the enviro surtaxes and the CO2/Carbon tax,
all reflected in HIGHER PRICES of goods and services!,
and being responsible for much of the OUT-SOURCING!
(2) Green turd(s):... are the ones who are recipients and
beneficiaries from the lootings of (1), directly or indirectly.
(3) Little green idiot(s):.. are the unpaid, well-meaning ones
who think they do something for the "environment", when in
fact they are only the enablers and facilitators for (2) who
are harvesting the green $$$ that (1) has extorted.


Martin Brown

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Jun 22, 2005, 9:37:21 AM6/22/05
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Uncle Al wrote:

Ahahaha Ha-Ha-Hanson ahahaha mad as ahahaha a ha-ha-ha-hatter. Living
proof of why you should not distil mercury on the open lab bench.

Regards,
Martin Brown

Maleki

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Jun 22, 2005, 11:51:12 AM6/22/05
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On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 22:29:09 GMT, hanson wrote:

> This note is posted periodically based on popular demand
> for those who don't get what "... AHAHAHA... ahahahaha..."
> means. Here's the answer to your desperate yearnings:

Hasan, you ought to have better things to do than just
probing for our existence. A few individuals here are
opening your posts to find something there.

--

"morde zin suyando zAnsu zende'and
khAmosh injA vAntaraf guyande'and"

- Mowlana

tre...@gmail.com

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Jun 22, 2005, 9:01:31 AM6/22/05
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This is so fucking stupid. I can't believe I'm subscribed to this
bullshit.

Roger Coppock

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Jun 22, 2005, 11:55:14 AM6/22/05
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Obviously, Hanson needs to get a life.

Traveler

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Jun 22, 2005, 12:01:14 PM6/22/05
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In article <1119455714.5...@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Roger Coppock" <rcop...@adnc.com> wrote:

>Obviously, Hanson needs to get a life.

ahahaha... Another one of Uncle Dickhead's ass kissers. ahahaha...
ahahaha... AHAHAHA... AHAHAHA... ahahaha... not Hanson.

Louis Savain

The Silver Bullet: Why Software Is Bad and What We Can Do to Fix it
http://users.adelphia.net/~lilavois/Cosas/Reliability.htm

Uncle Al

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Jun 22, 2005, 11:28:03 AM6/22/05
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You bring up a valid point. Uncle Al amends his posted conclusion as
follows:

Idiot. Loser.

Ron Jones

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Jun 22, 2005, 4:45:09 PM6/22/05
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Uncle Al wrote:
> Athiest 4 Bush wrote:
>>
>> Uncle Al wrote:
>>
>>> hanson wrote:
... AHAHAHAHA... means.
>>> [snip]
>>>> ... ahahaha... AHAHAHA....
>>>> ahahaha... ahahahanson
>>>
>>> Idiot.
>>>
>>
>> Damn man.
>>
>> Ahaha spews forth with his normal load short a
>> vital serotonin receptor and all you got is 'idiot?'
>>
>> Damn.
>
> You bring up a valid point. Uncle Al amends his posted conclusion as
> follows:
>
> Idiot. Loser.

And he has joined my esteemed list of Blocked Posters...

--
--
Ron Jones

Don't repeat history, see unreported near misses in chemical lab/plant
at http://www.crhf.org.uk
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'" :
Isaac Asimov:


Bruce Sinclair

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Jun 22, 2005, 3:55:37 PM6/22/05
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In article <ddmq8llffe33.5...@40tude.net>, Maleki <male...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 22:29:09 GMT, hanson wrote:
>
>> This note is posted periodically based on popular demand
>> for those who don't get what "... AHAHAHA... ahahahaha..."
>> means. Here's the answer to your desperate yearnings:
>
>Hasan, you ought to have better things to do than just
>probing for our existence. A few individuals here are
>opening your posts to find something there.

.. the only remaining question would appear to be ... why ? :)


Bruce


-------------------------------------
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- George Bernard Shaw
Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
- Ambrose Bierce

Caution ===== followups may have been changed to relevant groups
(if there were any)

Coby Beck

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Jun 22, 2005, 6:03:27 PM6/22/05
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"Ron Jones" <r...@ronjones.org.uk> wrote in message
news:111947310...@dyke.uk.clara.net...

> Uncle Al wrote:
>> Athiest 4 Bush wrote:
>>> Damn man.
>>>
>>> Ahaha spews forth with his normal load short a
>>> vital serotonin receptor and all you got is 'idiot?'
>>>
>>> Damn.
>>
>> You bring up a valid point. Uncle Al amends his posted conclusion as
>> follows:
>>
>> Idiot. Loser.
>
> And he has joined my esteemed list of Blocked Posters...

Me too, long ago. I don't know why people talk about him and even try to
talk to him. I would have blissfully forgotten his existence by now...

--
Coby Beck
(remove #\Space "coby 101 @ bigpond . com")


Llanzlan Klazmon

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Jun 22, 2005, 6:53:34 PM6/22/05
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"hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote in
news:fx1ue.7684$jX6...@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net:

> Aahahaha... it cranked you, big time Al, didn't it ... ahahahaha
> Here study this: ---- it's time for you to read the
> == FAQ: about ahahaha.... AHAHAHA...== as in

<SNIP>

You need professional help.

Klazmon.

Attila the Bum

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Jun 22, 2005, 7:05:26 PM6/22/05
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Yes indeed. There should
be a comma following "Here".


Atty (Huh?)

hanson

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Jun 23, 2005, 12:03:36 AM6/23/05
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"Roger Coppock" <rcop...@adnc.com> wrote in message
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> Obviously, Hanson needs to get a life.
>
Roger, be nice to YOURSELF first. Your advice
may be well intended, but in your condition you just
don't seem to be the proper advisor to do that. Take
care of yourself, dude, GW/AGW or not. How much
time have you got left, following your last diagnosis?
Till then, and that is my recommendation, use & do
lots of ".... ahahaha... AHAHAHA....'s". It beats the
demise accelerating doom and gloom environments
you wallow in anytime, by orders of magnitude.
Do it. You won't regret it, Roger!
ahahahanson


hanson

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Jun 23, 2005, 12:03:40 AM6/23/05
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Hey Al, I haven't seen you calling anybody "idiot" today
....... **** Did you get religion, finally? **** .......
ahahahaha.... AHAHAHAHA.... But, it's kinda sad
that you have caved in so quickly. Al, only real
idiots and losers make such quick 180's. So, turn
the clock back, Al. The old way you are funny at least.
Go, and carry on. Maybe you make it into Ripley's one
day as the person who signed off with "idiot" more
times than anyone else..... ahahaha.... ahahahaha....
You know that would create a nice counterbalance to
your role model's, Archimedes Plutonium, success
who got a mention in the "Discovery Magazine" whereas
you did not. Kinda humiliating, huh. So, go get'em Tigger......
AHAHAHA... ahahahaha..... ahahahaha..
I hope this doesn't crank you. If it does then I will repost
the FAQ,.... for your exclusive benefit... ahahahaHAHA..
With enough repetitions you too will get it one day... ahahaha
Thanks for all the laughs, dude!
hahahaha....ahahahanson

PS: check the end of this post

"Uncle Al" <Uncl...@hate.spam.net> wrote in message

> Uncle Al
>
[hanson]
ahahaha... you are trying so very hard, Al... ahahaha...
Does it hurt you that bad?....... ahahahaha....
Can't you do any better than that?...... AHAHAHAHA...
This is pitiful for a Gifted one, like you......
ahahaha... AHAHAHA.... try this for a change:
------- .... AHAHAHA.... ahahahaha.... --------
You'll be much more effective.... ahahaha....
ahahahanson

Now, go and read the top again. I know, you just
LOVE top posting....... ahahahaha... AHAHAHA...

hanson

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Jun 23, 2005, 12:03:56 AM6/23/05
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Mehram "Maleki" <male...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 22:29:09 GMT, hanson wrote:
>> This note is posted periodically based on popular demand
>> for those who don't get what "... AHAHAHA... ahahahaha..."
>> means. Here's the answer to your desperate yearnings:
>
[Mehram]

> Hasan, you ought to have better things to do than just
> probing for our existence.
>
[hanson]
.... ahahaha.... Is there something here that posters aim
to hide? What more fun can there be then to probe into
their hilarious, existential self-anointments?... ahahahaha..
To me there's nothing more existential than to have fun:
ahahaha... It's even in the constitution as the: ... "pursuit of
happiness"... ahahaha... On that I am a big-time patriot.
>
[Mehram]

>A few individuals here are opening your posts to find
>something there.
>
[hanson]
You must be kidding. Don't do that. I don't wanna be taken
for serious here in this hilarious cyber comedy, a show that
is a quite mad 24/7 cyber party, where we have (1) loud,
decrepit souls who declare that this is their real home (and
then, not surprisingly, announce the filing of their divorce, or
declare that they are about to commit suicide)... ahahaha...
ahahaha... AHAHAHA.... This here is fun-time for me, dude.
And if uptight shits (green or otherwise) get mad at me for
laughing at them and crank the fuck out of them, why should
that be my concern? I didn't order/dictate to them what to post.
It's them who invoke in me a faint chuckle or a roaring
"AHAHAHAHAHA" with their posts. They should react to may
laughs with joy, for it is my expression of gratitude to them .

Then there are the (2) quiet cyber "heroes" the ones that
kill-file(d) me.... them proudly announcing their just revenge.
ahahaha.... AHAHAHA.... I have posted years back that my
aim is to be in everybody's killfile. Because then I can post
to a willing audience that is much, much larger then all the
regular uptight net fleas and humorless web lice, who have
filtered themselves out. Their opinions are worthless to me
anyway, barring their intrinsic value to provide rich source
of hilarious fun.... Bonus: They are so easily crankable with
the added joy that they can't retort, since the kill-filed me...
ahahahaha.... I know that they are all liars because, as seen
in these posts, they hang on every word I utter... and
talk to others about me. -- I don't know what these poor
bastards find so interesting about me....... AHAHAHAHA...

Thanks for all the laughs, Mehram. Keep your posts coming.
Especially your religious rants. Always great stuff to ROTFL.
ahahaha.... ahahahanson


Maleki

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Jun 23, 2005, 12:28:32 PM6/23/05
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On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 04:03:56 GMT, hanson wrote:

> Mehram "Maleki" <male...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:ddmq8llffe33.5...@40tude.net...
>> On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 22:29:09 GMT, hanson wrote:
>>> This note is posted periodically based on popular demand
>>> for those who don't get what "... AHAHAHA... ahahahaha..."
>>> means. Here's the answer to your desperate yearnings:
>>
> [Mehram]
>> Hasan, you ought to have better things to do than just
>> probing for our existence.
>>
> [hanson]
> .... ahahaha.... Is there something here that posters aim
> to hide? What more fun can there be then to probe into
> their hilarious, existential self-anointments?... ahahahaha..

Problem is, you probe into us while you should just pee
on us when we deserve. And to pee on us effectively you
ought to approach us as if we're some sort of shit,
sombody worth dealing with and spending time with, and
only then at the right moment when we're all anointing
and ranting, you'd simply unzip and pee on us. Ask
Fergie :)


> To me there's nothing more existential than to have fun:
> ahahaha... It's even in the constitution as the: ... "pursuit of
> happiness"... ahahaha... On that I am a big-time patriot.
>>

Oh it can be done in strange ways. Even in ways
sometimes unheard of, looking exactly the opposite but
resulting in greatest fun. Six or Seven years ago I
related to the Iranian newsgroup a case of that from my
memory. I think you should read it. Let me see if I can
find it.

Ok, it is at:
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/soc.culture.iranian/msg/f6fd32bff2f94718?hl=en

I hope it doesn't have too many Persian words mixed in.

Anyway, the point is that, dealing with people in this
newsgroup one way or another will lead to a degree of
fun by itself because a few of us, believe it or not,
are beyond them in abilities as well as outlooks. I am
not talking about physics. Physics is chicken shit
compared to what I'm pointing at. It is something
deeper and fundamental in us. The best evidence for it
that I have found (and that's how _I_ probe into them)
is the degree with which they show tribal tendencies. A
vast range of features separates tribal individuals
from whole individuals (citizens). You are a "citizen",
many of them are not. Al just tries to be :)

Harris secretly is. But only in secret. Meron? He's
confused. He is like the man on the 110th floor of Twin
Towers taking a dump in the lavatory at 8 o'clock sharp
on September 11, 01, telling to himself, "Heheheh, I'm
sitting on top of the world shitting down on others.
Who says then that I'm not the king!" Confused. The guy
worships me and at the same time considers himself
king.

You know, the highest degree of confusion sets when a
fully confident _fool_ begins to see the first signs of
his lifelong blunder. Any zealot will at some point
experience it. Be it a few minutes before death.

Citizenship isn't everything, just one of the features
of a well-rounded modern man. There are some features
that go beyond that of course. For instance an artist
finds citizens or citizenship itself utterly mundane. A
Savain vs Wormley! In Tehran University, we had our
best discussions and education and time in either the
arts or the science cafeteria. Not a single engineer
type ever stepped in. Not once in five years.

Anyway, one way or another, you'll find it fun with us,
I believe that.

> [Mehram]
>>A few individuals here are opening your posts to find
>>something there.
>>
> [hanson]
> You must be kidding. Don't do that. I don't wanna be taken
> for serious here in this hilarious cyber comedy, a show that
> is a quite mad 24/7 cyber party, where we have (1) loud,
> decrepit souls who declare that this is their real home (and
> then, not surprisingly, announce the filing of their divorce, or

Hahhahah :-) I was wondering all along. How can a
talented chemist live with a lawyer? :-)) I mean
nothing but a Jewish Mom's insistance could put that
together.. God!


> declare that they are about to commit suicide)... ahahaha...
> ahahaha... AHAHAHA.... This here is fun-time for me, dude.
> And if uptight shits (green or otherwise) get mad at me for
> laughing at them and crank the fuck out of them, why should
> that be my concern? I didn't order/dictate to them what to post.
> It's them who invoke in me a faint chuckle or a roaring
> "AHAHAHAHAHA" with their posts. They should react to may
> laughs with joy, for it is my expression of gratitude to them .
>

Anyone spending his (or her... Ok Mitch, what do you
suggest now!...) time at this forum deserves some
gratitude from all the rest.

> Then there are the (2) quiet cyber "heroes" the ones that
> kill-file(d) me.... them proudly announcing their just revenge.
> ahahaha.... AHAHAHA.... I have posted years back that my
> aim is to be in everybody's killfile. Because then I can post
> to a willing audience that is much, much larger then all the
> regular uptight net fleas and humorless web lice, who have
> filtered themselves out. Their opinions are worthless to me
> anyway, barring their intrinsic value to provide rich source
> of hilarious fun.... Bonus: They are so easily crankable with
> the added joy that they can't retort, since the kill-filed me...
> ahahahaha.... I know that they are all liars because, as seen
> in these posts, they hang on every word I utter... and
> talk to others about me. -- I don't know what these poor
> bastards find so interesting about me....... AHAHAHAHA...
>

Oh, that's an old story by now in usenet. When someone
doesn't have _shit_ to say or share, s/he resorts to
either attaching or attacking those s/he envies! Meron
thinks he has kill-filed me! Yeah, like he wouldn't
give up his sayanim duties just to read me. The guy
would (and probably has) change his name to read me.

> Thanks for all the laughs, Mehram. Keep your posts coming.
> Especially your religious rants. Always great stuff to ROTFL.
> ahahaha.... ahahahanson

I have things to say because I have lived. You have
things to say. You have lived. Al has things to repeat
and repeat because he only lived THAT and then died.
Harris, Fergie, you name it, the poor souls deserved
much more from life, did everything, got everything
they could find around them, and yet ended up astounded
and hungry for life, sitting among their collections of
"Heinlein", etc. to look at. They took "USA" for a
life.

--

"khorram An ruz kazin manzele virAn beravam
rAhate jAn talabam vaz peye jAnAn beravam

delam az vahshate zendAne sekandar begereft
rakht barbandamo tA molke soleymAn beravam"

- Hafez

hanson

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Jun 23, 2005, 2:01:14 PM6/23/05
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ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha.... you sure provided a
"fair and balanced view" here, just like they proudly say
on the Right bent Fox TV... == Maybe I'll retort with
some counter points... to have FUN and CRANK someone,
... as usual... ahaha.... Thanks and till later then, Mehram,
ahahaha... ahahanson

PS: I'll leave your entire post intact and unsnipped
in order to stir the coals... ahahahaha... AHAHA....


>
Mehram "Maleki" <male...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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> On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 04:03:56 GMT, hanson wrote:
>
>> Mehram "Maleki" <male...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:ddmq8llffe33.5...@40tude.net...
>>> On Tue, 21 Jun 2005 22:29:09 GMT, hanson wrote:
>>>> This note is posted periodically based on popular demand
>>>> for those who don't get what "... AHAHAHA... ahahahaha..."
>>>> means. Here's the answer to your desperate yearnings:
>>>
>> [Mehram]
>>> Hasan, you ought to have better things to do than just
>>> probing for our existence.
>>>
>> [hanson]
>> .... ahahaha.... Is there something here that posters aim
>> to hide? What more fun can there be then to probe into
>> their hilarious, existential self-anointments?... ahahahaha..
>

[Mehram]


> Problem is, you probe into us while you should just pee
> on us when we deserve. And to pee on us effectively you
> ought to approach us as if we're some sort of shit,
> sombody worth dealing with and spending time with, and
> only then at the right moment when we're all anointing
> and ranting, you'd simply unzip and pee on us. Ask
> Fergie :)
>

[hanson]


>> To me there's nothing more existential than to have fun:
>> ahahaha... It's even in the constitution as the: ... "pursuit of
>> happiness"... ahahaha... On that I am a big-time patriot.
>>>
>

[Mehram]

>[Mehram]


> Hahhahah :-) I was wondering all along. How can a
> talented chemist live with a lawyer? :-)) I mean
> nothing but a Jewish Mom's insistance could put that
> together.. God!
>
>

>> [hanson]


>> declare that they are about to commit suicide)... ahahaha...
>> ahahaha... AHAHAHA.... This here is fun-time for me, dude.
>> And if uptight shits (green or otherwise) get mad at me for
>> laughing at them and crank the fuck out of them, why should
>> that be my concern? I didn't order/dictate to them what to post.
>> It's them who invoke in me a faint chuckle or a roaring
>> "AHAHAHAHAHA" with their posts. They should react to may
>> laughs with joy, for it is my expression of gratitude to them .
>>
>

>[Mehram]


> Anyone spending his (or her... Ok Mitch, what do you
> suggest now!...) time at this forum deserves some
> gratitude from all the rest.
>

[hanson]


>> Then there are the (2) quiet cyber "heroes" the ones that
>> kill-file(d) me.... them proudly announcing their just revenge.
>> ahahaha.... AHAHAHA.... I have posted years back that my
>> aim is to be in everybody's killfile. Because then I can post
>> to a willing audience that is much, much larger then all the
>> regular uptight net fleas and humorless web lice, who have
>> filtered themselves out. Their opinions are worthless to me
>> anyway, barring their intrinsic value to provide rich source
>> of hilarious fun.... Bonus: They are so easily crankable with
>> the added joy that they can't retort, since the kill-filed me...
>> ahahahaha.... I know that they are all liars because, as seen
>> in these posts, they hang on every word I utter... and
>> talk to others about me. -- I don't know what these poor
>> bastards find so interesting about me....... AHAHAHAHA...
>>
>

[Mehram]


> Oh, that's an old story by now in usenet. When someone
> doesn't have _shit_ to say or share, s/he resorts to
> either attaching or attacking those s/he envies! Meron
> thinks he has kill-filed me! Yeah, like he wouldn't
> give up his sayanim duties just to read me. The guy
> would (and probably has) change his name to read me.
>

[hanson]


>> Thanks for all the laughs, Mehram. Keep your posts coming.
>> Especially your religious rants. Always great stuff to ROTFL.
>> ahahaha.... ahahahanson
>

[Mehram]

Maleki

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Jun 23, 2005, 2:13:33 PM6/23/05
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On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 18:01:14 GMT, hanson wrote:

> Maybe I'll retort with
> some counter points... to have FUN and CRANK someone,
> ... as usual... ahaha....

Sure, and you hang on. Here is a little reminder :)
http://www.bozzetto.com/freedom.htm

--

"saresh be kolAsh miyarzeh."

Mitch Perkins

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Jun 23, 2005, 2:16:13 PM6/23/05
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Maleki wrote:
[snip]

>
> Anyone spending his (or her... Ok Mitch, what do you
> suggest now!...) time at this forum deserves some
> gratitude from all the rest.
>
Even the historical score; just say, "her". 'Course the proper word
is "their".
Nice post!

Mitch P.

Martin

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Jul 3, 2005, 12:03:37 AM7/3/05
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US scientists pile on pressure over climate change

David Adam, science correspondent
Wednesday June 8, 2005
The Guardian

US scientists have increased the pressure on George Bush and other world
leaders to tackle climate change by signing a joint statement calling on G8
nations to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.

The statement, from the science academies of the G8 countries, says the
scientific evidence on climate change is now clear enough to compel their
leaders to take action.

It says: "There is now strong evidence that significant global warming is
occurring. It is likely that most of the warming in recent decades can be
attributed to human activities...

"The scientific understanding of climate change is now sufficiently clear to
justify nations taking prompt action. It is vital that all nations identify
cost-effective steps that they can take now, to contribute to substantial
and long-term reduction in net global greenhouse gas emissions."

The statement has been issued ahead of the G8 summit in Gleneagles in July.
It follows months of negotiations between the UK's Royal Society, which
published it yesterday, and the other academies.

One source close to the negotiations called the support of the US National
Academy of Sciences "unprecedented".

In 2001 the US academy declined to sign a similar joint statement because it
was preparing its own report on the issue for the Bush administration.

In a separate 1992 report it concluded: "Despite the great uncertainties,
greenhouse warming is a potential threat sufficient to justify action now,"
but until now it has stopped short of making specific policy
recommendations.

President Bush has consistently stressed the uncertainties of climate
science but the new statement makes it more difficult for him to dispute the
scientific consensus.

The statement calls on G8 nations to "recognise that delayed action will
increase the risk of adverse environmental effects and will likely incur a
greater cost."

It was released as Tony Blair was meeting Mr Bush in Washington. Mr Blair
has made action on climate change and aid to Africa his priorities for the
G8 summit.

Lord May, president of the Royal Society, said current US policy on climate
change was "misguided".

He said: "Getting the US on board is critical because of the sheer amount of
greenhouse gas emissions they are responsible for. President Bush has an
opportunity at Gleneagles to signal that his administration will no longer
ignore the scientific evidence and act to cut emissions."

Vicki Arroyo, director of policy analysis at the Pew Centre on Global
Climate Change, a US thinktank in Virginia, said the statement "makes it
harder for the [Bush] administration to do what it generally does, which is
to focus on the uncertainty."

Along with the Royal Society and the US National Academy of Sciences, the
statement is signed by the G8 science academies of France, Russia, Germany,
Japan, Italy and Canada, along with those of Brazil, China and India - among
the largest emitters of greenhouse gases in the developing world.

Lord May said: "It is clear that developed countries must lead the way in
cutting emissions but developing countries must also contribute. The
scientific evidence forcefully points to a need for a truly international
effort. Make no mistake, we have to act now."

Levels of carbon dioxide - the most common greenhouse gas in the atmosphere
produced by burning fossil fuels - have increased from 280 parts per million
in 1750 to over 375ppm today. Scientists say this warmed the Earth's surface
by about 0.6C during the 20th century. The statement says this warming has
already led to climate changes.

The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change predicts that average
temperatures will rise further by 2100, to between 1.4C and 5.8C above 1990
levels.

Catherine Pearce, climate campaigner with Friends of the Earth, said: "The
national science academies are right to call for prompt action on climate
change. But this document lacks targets or a timetable for urgent action.

"G8 countries must accept their historic responsibility in creating the
problem, and show genuine leadership through annual reductions in
emissions."

--
"We must create a <economic> crisis in order to ensure that there is no
alternative to a smaller government." - Bush - Imprimus Magazine 1995.

"We seek to remove resources from the control of the state, thereby starving
it." - International Society for Individual Liberty - NeoCon Libertarian.

"Throughout his term, Bush has implied tax cuts would starve the government,
paying for themselves by causing budget deficits that, in turn, would place
heavy pressure on Congress to lower spending." - Jeff Lemieux - Senior
Economist - Progressive Policy Institute.

"They have an agenda which is to starve the government of revenue. But in
order to get it through, they keep on having to pretend that the tax cuts
are affordable, and so they've been suppressing the likely cost of
everything, including the war on terror." - Paul Krugman - Economist.

hanson

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Jul 3, 2005, 2:02:48 AM7/3/05
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Our gauche funny-man, the left twisted political cartoon cochon
Vendicar Decarian <V...@Pyro.net>, aka Vendickarse DickArian
aka Scott Nudds, aka Scott Douglas, aka VD Scotty, aka "Scuttle
Nutts", aka Nuddley, the nuddler and confused US-expatriate has
nuddled in his comeback as "Martin" <G...@Pyro.net> now aka
"Fartin' Martin" wrote in news:prJxe.2279$7h....@read2.cgocable.net...
"Nothing of consequence" except extruding his hilarious same old
left twisted pink green turds.... as he always did...... ahahahahaha....
Good to have you back for fun again, Scotty... ahahahaha...
AHAHAHA...ahahanson

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